* Posts by AndrueC

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DOOMSDAY still just MINUTES AWAY: As it has been since 1947

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Well personally I'm at DEFCON 3 but that's just the result of a day in the office and Banbury traffic. :)

Audiophiles: These Wi-Fi speakers have a stereo drift of less than 25μs – good enough for you?

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Not forgetting to ensure that you have gold plated connectors on your TOS link cable.

Chinese Moon rover, lander duo wake up after two-week snooze

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I don't think 'we in the west' is accurate in having this man on the moon folklore

Most of Brazil is below the equator so I'm not sure you'd see the Man's face anyway. Not sure how that works - perhaps he'd be on his side for some rotating to upside down for those further south?

I found an asteroid! yells revived probe NEOWISE. Boffins nod politely

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Re: I don't want to know

I now suffer from meteorophobia

It's not the meteors you have to worry about. It's the meteorites.

Anatomy of a 22-year-old X Window bug: Get root with newly uncovered flaw

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Re: smiles for the 'goto'

In this case they are basically being a poor man's exception. I don't have a problem with that in moderation if exceptions are not available. It's when gotos jump around inside a function that I get upset - jumping to the 'get me the hell out of here' code at the end is tolerable.

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Re: It looks like NO ONE ever audited X Windows

(I tend to figure the chicks really are smart, at least the ones who are good with computers)

Too small a sample size for me to really draw a valid conclusion but I will say that the few I've worked with seem to spend more time thinking about what they are doing rather than the more typical (male?) trait of leaping in with both hands. The end results were much of a muchness but it seemed to me that the women 'lost' time in thinking about the problem and the men lost time in 'redoing' stuff until worked.

Now if you combined both approaches...

..you'd end up with a programmer that spends ages thinking about the problem then codes a solution that turns out to be a g'awful mess that takes ages to fix :)

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Re: It looks like NO ONE ever audited X Windows

Never, ever get blase about security either physical or software based. Some smartarse will happily turn your day upside-down in an instant!

On a vaguely related front never get blase about anything IT. I've just had a bit of a panic at home because I noticed I was chewing through my download allowance at an alarming rate (over 70GB so far this month). Turned out my mail server was the cause. It was set to send bad emails to the bit bucket and that was fine until this month when some skiddie started sending crap that was 100kB instead of the usual 12kB or less.

100kB doesn't sound much but when the skiddie's tools are sending you three or four a second it becomes a more serious problem. Solved fairly easily by telling the server to reject the email instead but now I'm left with 20GB of allowance to last me the remainder of the month.

As you say - never be complacent.

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I always throw up a little bit in my mouth every time I see 'scanf()' and 'sscanf()'. I'd just far rather parse my own strings. The actual problem ie;lack of overflow checking is just icing on the turd as far as I'm concerned.

Intel bungs PC on an SD: Tiny computer for Internet of Things and wearables

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Re: It's x86

No way as it's just too bloated and stupidly resource hungry.

How much RAM does it have? Until recently I was running my Windows 7 mail/ftp/media server(*) on a Fit-PC2 which had a 1GHz single core Atom and 512MB of RAM. The UI was a bit klunky but as it was a server that didn't really matter. Admittedly for a reasonable desktop experience you'd want at least dual core and 1GB of RAM (what I upgraded to) but that's not what I'd call bloated requirements these days.

(*) VPOP3, FileZilla, TVersity, SqueezeServer

Whoa, hold on, Earth: Wolfram's discovered the 'Internet of Things'

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Re: God help us

and an SMS will be sent to the local thieves guild.

What's no to love?

Not a problem if you're up to date with your guild payments. It's the assassin's guild you have to watch out for because they accept higher bids.

NHS carelessly slings out care.data plans to 26.5 million Brits

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Re: No Junk Mail

So any address with "No Junk Mail" on their box won't get these

Not my experience. I have just such a notice (a proper plastic plaque with embossed printing on no less) attached to the flap but it makes no difference. I've even seen leaflet toting wags stop, look at it, then go ahead and put the crap through my letterbox anyway.

Now THAT'S a sunroof: Solar-powered family car emerges from Ford labs

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Re: Winter in Aberdeen...

in the depths of winter it can still be pitch black at 8:00am.

It's not exactly glorious wall to wall sunshine and blue skies in Birmingham either at that time.

Ten classic electronic calculators from the 1970s and 1980s

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Re: 49 factorial?

Isn't the magic number 69?

You're right. I blame my mistake on senility :)

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Re: Still use

You could supposedly reduce battery consumption by turning down the contrast on the FX-7000G. Meant you had to tilt it to read it though.

I'll have to dig mine out tonight and see if it still works. It was working a couple of years ago.

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I had an FX-82 clone bought from Tandy. Chiefly remembered for the fact it took four or five seconds to calculate 49 factorial.

I also had (still have) a Casio FX-7000G. I don't use it these days but I programmed it to display a 2D rectangle that rotated about either vertical or horizontal axis. It flickered a bit but worked. I also used it to help with exams (ahem). I didn't bother programming the formula though - it was more memory efficient to use it as a text pad with appropriate 'short hand' :)

My favourite calculator was probably my FX-350. Rather surprised El Reg hasn't mentioned that model.

Ah happy memories - apart from the fact you've reminded me it was so long ago. Where did the years go?!?

My biggest complaint about calculators these days is that so few offer easily accessible hex/bin/logic facilities. If a calculator has them they are usually buried away in a special mode somewhere :-/

Australia puts 300 sharks on Twitter

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Re: Most dangerous animal in Aus?

..anyone ever been killed by a budgie?

Google and Apple in DRAG RACE: It's fanboi Mercs VS fandroid Audis

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Re: typical analyst

It's very restrictive in its use cases.

Very true. I'm in Birmingham at the moment and my phone is easily accessible. My car on the other hand is at Banbury train station so not much use right now.

I suppose the Twitter brigade will enjoy automatic updates as they pass every landmark. Facebook users can allow people to '+1' their destination or choice of journey(*). If you're going to throw away your privacy you might as well automate it. Anyway I agree with the first poster. A dashboard should tell me the basics with a small number of lights for warnings. Anything else can bugger off.

(*)Or manoeuvre. If you liked the way I negotiated that roundabout '+1' me :-/

Winklevoss: I have put my MOUTH where my MONEY IS

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sudo rm -rf/*

Ah that brings back embarrassing memories from Plymouth Polytechnic in the 80s. Me and a friend used to punish users who didn't set a password on their account by creating the files '*' and '-rf' in their home directory. I don't even know if anyone ever fell for it. With the maturity gained from a quarter century of living I rather hope they didn't.

As for emailing them a file with ^Z in it to drop the BBC micros out of terminal mode and leave the user at a BASIC prompt - well, that I do still consider to be rather humorous. About on par with sending the sequence to put the Beeb into Mode 2.

Picture this: Data-wrangling boffins say they have made JPEGs OBSOLETE

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Re: Bring out your jpegs! Bring out your jpegs!

Poor jpeg, why not bring out a new format to herrald the death of GIF instead?

Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.

Oi, bank manager. Only you've got my email address - where're these TROJANS coming from?

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Re: Another possibility

Exactly. I'm staggered that this article seems complicit with the assumption that an email goes directly from a user's computer to the bank's. Who's to say that the ISPs are not to blame?

I can say that for my mail. I run my own mail server and it connects direct. The only things my mail passes through are generic network routers.

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Re: Oh really?

They are username/password combos that have been stolen from other systems.

Ah yes, you're right. Having checked my logs again those are all 'sensible' user names. It's only the spam attacks that are random.

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Re: Oh really?

Happens to me all the time. Couple of dozen a day, all to addresses such as 2a60d7b58@ and bf88cf663@mydomain.

Same here but they fail because all the addresses hosted on my server have at least two parts to the name. I also get someone trying to log in to my web UI with random user names as well. That I really can't understand. Hitting on a valid email address is possible..but the chances of generating a valid username/password combo is surely miniscule.

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These kind of problems crop up regularly and are far from limited to Santander. It's a familiar story

Very true. I stopped using Avast AV because I began to get spam to the address used to register. I tried to bring it to their attention but got attacked on by the forum denizens who refused to believe there was anything odd when address similar to:

mrwidget.avast@fake-domain.null

Started to receive spam. Most claimed the address was picked up by a packet sniffer (odd how only that address got picked up and this was ovr six months IIRC since I last registered it) or else that I had a virus infection that had got the address from my address book (why would I have that address in my address book and as per the first suggestion why did only that address get spam?) Oh and some fools suggested it was a dictionary attack against my domain (that's one hell of a precise attack).

I gave up the discussion when it looked like becoming a flame war.

Vodafone dodges UK corporation tax bill - AGAIN

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Is this the same company that bought Clueless and Witless?

Changed that for ya :)

Amusingly the deal went through on April Fool's day. Make of that what you will :)

Why UK.gov's £1.2bn fibre broadband rollout is a bumbling FLOP

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Ah yes, I take your point about Cornwall being a 'deprived' area.

As for just bunging the money at BT from the beginning - with the benefit of hindsight you may have a point, given they have snaffled all the cash anyway.

With that definite caveat. I'm definitely not saying that was the best option or even a good option but the bidding process seems to me to have made things worse. I don't really know what the absolute best option would have been although getting BTor standing as a truly independent organisation surely has merit.

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The competition argument never made much sense to me. The EU seemed to have no hesitation teaming up with BT to sort Cornwall out and that project is ahead of schedule. I know the nay-sayers are going to moan but frankly the 'BDUK' results would have been better if the govt had just bunged BT the money to start with. Not that I think BT would have given us the best possible value for money but just removing government interference would have made for a better project.

Or - perhaps - forced BT and VM to form a joint task force and bunged the money at that. Just depends if VM and BT can work together or if that would invite another balls up.

Trying to give the small players a chance in a market with such high costs and low margins (especially when you factor in Ofcom's wholesaling requirement) was always going to be a struggle. Competition is fine in retail markets but I think base infrastructure needs to be a monopoly. I'd favour separating BTor from the rest of the group and just giving them the money.

Analogue radio will CONTINUE in Blighty as Minister of Fun dodges D-Day death sentence

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I bought a DAB clock radio..but only because I couldn't find any other radio controlled units to replace the old FM Roberts unit that had failed after many years service. Sadly DAB isn't very good there either. The time can be out by anything up to 40 seconds. Randomly it seems :-/

As for actual audio output - meh. It has an iPod dock so I don't listen to the radio itself.

Sensation: Chinese Jade Rabbit FOUND ON MOON

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Re: Go China!

Or perhaps the odd golf ball or two.

At least there's little chance of them being hidden in long grass. Still - I wouldn't put it past the buggers to find something to hide in. Anyone wanting to understand stealth technology could do worse than study a golf ball :(

Hey Linux newbie: If you've never had a taste, try perfect Petra ... mmm, smells like Mint 16

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Aaaand here we go. An article aimed at Linux newbies and already the infighting has started along with talk of all the different versions you can choose from. Is it any wonder the OS market is the way it is?

Choice is good (it's definitely one of Linux' strengths) but it's also what makes it noob unfriendly. Now is one of the best times to woo noobs since their preferred OS is currently getting a lot of bad press and is itself scarily different from the previous version.

Just sayin'

NASA invites you to sleepover: Stay up and watch 'FIREBALL RICH' Geminid shower

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How long do you think it would take me to hitchhike to Australia?

By car? Quite a long time I should think and it might involve getting wet :)

FAT PIPE for ALL: Britain’s new tech firms take it from the telcos

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We did what Alistair did and got all the companies on our site to work together and come up with a shared solution (shared at the network layer so no security concerns). Despite our offices being in a converted barn yard in relatively rural Oxfordshire we all got 10/10 for £250 pcm and about £4k installed. That was actually cheaper than our existing dual-bonded ADSL solution. And more stable and faster.

I realise no-one likes spending money but if a business can't come up with a cost justification for a leased line it should probably re-consider if it has a valid business case. Of course they cost more than residential broadband - but so does any business service. You're asking for less contention and an SLA.

Having written that though it does seem silly of BT in this case to have run fibre past office buildings and not laid in provision for easy connection.

But hey I've been AWOL finding a job recently so not much posting here. I have a job now so I'll be a bit contentious: If your business is network based why do you need to be in London in the first place? The nice (lovely) thing about networks is that they allow you to work at a distance. Go find a lovely converted barn in the country and enjoy the fresh air and low house prices.

Astroboffins solve birth of the Man in the Moon face

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It's only the man in the moon from the northern hemisphere. I've no idea what it is to those south of the equator.

BOFH: GOATSE? No, I said goat fetis... you know what, forget it

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Someone mentioned email addresses! It must be time for one of my favourite Dilbert cartoons.

Galaxy is CRAMMED with EARTH-LIKE WORLDS – also ALIENS (probably)

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Re: Cool..but also oddly disturbing

You walk down a path. You see a snail, slowly crawling across the concrete. Lost. Unaware of where it is going. So you pick it up and place it down on the far side.

I'm a gardener. I am not going to help a snail cross a path. I suppose we just have to hope there aren't any alien gardeners out there.

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Cool..but also oddly disturbing

I've been a lifelong fan of science-fiction and long term believer in alien life (though I doubt any has ever visited us). On the one hand that 20% figure is really exciting..but on the other hand somehow it's a little unsettling. Something along the lines of 'be careful what you wish for'?

Still it's a stunning achievement by the Kepler team. The next generation of equipment is going to make some awesome discoveries.

BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

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So very, very true about downloading from a manufacturer's web site. Why is it that hardware manufacturers seem to run the slowest servers? And if a download is going to stall or crap out it'll be because it's coming from a hardware manufacturer.

John Kerry bombshell: 'Yes, the NSA... reached TOO FAR, inappropriately'

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Our President is determined to clarify and is now doing a thorough review in order that nobody will have a sense of abuse.

Which could just mean they are going to put more effort into covering it up.

ITU to Europe: One charger for all mobes good. One to rule them ALL? Better

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Re: USB: This side up

I've often wondered - given that it's a serial connection - why couldn't they be uni-directional? I wouldn't want to be so crass as to suggest that it's just to piss me off. Presumably there is some, sound, engineering reason why they have to physically polarised?

Oooooh:

It can be done.

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..and it will still be the wrong way round the first time you try to insert it.

MEGA ASTEROID could 'BLOW UP EARTH' - Russian space boss

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Re: "Lucifer's Hammer" in real life...

And it looks like hot fudge sundae will be on a Thursday :)

..although as it's an asteroid that quip barely works :-/

Let police track you through your mobe - it's for your OWN GOOD

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My Galaxy S3 seems to know where I am to within a few metres all the time. At least when I fire up my navigator software there's never any delay while it works out the starting point. And no, I don't normally have my GPS active.

NASA Juno probe HOWLS past Earth - and goes into HIBERNATION

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Re: Target Practice

Call me suspicious

Hello, suspicious.

Missing Brit SPACE HEDGEHOG RISES from the GRAVE

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Re: Not Sure

They can even have a motion activated recording ordering the Human discoverer to "Take me to your leader"

That's not very plausible though. One assumes visiting aliens would monitor our information networks for a while before landing. After that why the hell would they want to be taken to our leaders?

Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

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Thanks for that Charles, you learn something new every day :)

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there's no marine engineer I've found who thinks that anyone has looked seriously at the problem of maintenance of metallic structures in the salt water of the North Sea.

Really? What do they do about oil rigs and ships then? Are you trying to tell me they just drop them in the ocean then hope for the best?

Our LOHAN rocket ship team exits Spain with a bang

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Wow - Paul is really moving in that second picture. He's a blur of activity :)

Cisco email accidentally sent to 1000s of employees causes message list MAYHEM

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nag staff about completing an online training module by the end of the month.

One of the curses of working for a big corporate. I once had to complete a course four times because of various system glitches.

Keeping HR happy.

Life … moves … in … slow … motion … for … little … critters … like … flies

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As for kids, well I think some of it is relative to experience

My theory is that we sense time passing according to the extent of changes within our brain. The higher the rate of new links forming the faster we think time is passing. That would explain why time appears to slow if you are sitting with nothing to do and why it appears to accelerate when you are busy.

As regards age relate changes to the perception of time I think that children, being new to the world, experience more rapid and extensive mental changes. As an adult the number of truly new and unique experiences you have per day is a lot lower.

Whatever the cause it is definitely true that time overall seems to pass quicker as you age. As another commentard wrote: Summer holidays used to last ages as did lunch times when I was a child. To me, now, at age 46 I barely notice days passing and even a week doesn't seem to register. A year is no big deal either.

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Re: Pity the urban wildlife...

To rats, cockroaches, owls and pigeons, every streetlight and TV must be pulsing at a headache-inducing rate.

Well, I feel sorry for the owls at least.

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"We humans, for example, have a CFFF of around 60Hz when young and healthy".

Hmmm. After sharing a house with a budgerigar for nearly ten years I'm pretty sure he was somewhat smaller than me. He breathed faster than me when resting and being a bird suggests to me that his metabolism was bound to be faster. So how does that fit in with the study that found that the CFFF for a Budgerigar is 40 to 75Hz.?

As for seeing the world in slow motion...hmm. I had several near misses when he chose to set off at the same time I did (he was flocking stupid sometimes :) ) so although his flying skills were good I don't think he was seeing me move in slow motion.