How about 'The Perfect Brazilian' by Anita Bush?
99 posts • joined 5 Aug 2009
Good for some overtime
I had a squirrel get into one of my network POPs one weekend. It continually set off the PIR intruder alarm, resulting in a call out for me to reset the system. Made a fortune that weekend.
My broadband costs nothing, nada, zilch, zero, bugger all. No line rental, no call costs, no hidden extras
The perks of working for a telco. :)
Lenovo have lost the plot
My work provided Lenovo L440 has some serious design faults. No Caps Lock LED, no HDD activity light, Fn Lock behaviour erratic, poor quality hinges
Bring back my Toughbook CF-71.
+1 for the word 'hemisphereans'
My best was 43 seconds, fastest in my school. There were only a couple of other guys who could solve it, and it took them well over 10 minutes.
I used to have everyone coming to me at break times to solve their cubes for them. I was doing dozens of cubes a day. At one point I developed RSI and a swollen index finger. My doctor and my mum banned me from the cube for a while.
I can still solve it, but takes me probably about 2-3 minutes now.
Kudos to these speed freaks.
My wife is a midwife, and has heard a few crackers. One couple called their kid Rogan Josh
Seriously, what's wrong with some poeple?
I hope the Feds are seizing and monitoring the assets of ALM and all the top execs. I have a horrible feeling they will be busy obfuscating their finances in a way to avoid liability once the lawsuits start to land.
A horrible company, started by an odious individual, aiming to fleece the gullible, with no concern for the emotional trauma left in its wake.
Happens here in the U.K.
We have some overhead fibres atop the National Grid network, and routinely get shotgun damage on a section between Plymouth and Exeter near a clay pigeon shooting range.
I see people label one end of a cable with the local end details, not the far end (and the same at the other end!)
We now mandate that the label at both ends has details of both ends.
Re: Saw it last night
And how do you do Snapchat?
Not a hybrid, but....
... I have a 1.6 TDCi Hatchback on order in Ruby Red, should be with me in June. Can't wait, the car looks stunning. Budget wouldn't stretch to the 2.0L diesel, but I'm happy with the fuel economy figures, and anyway, me and the missus need to slow down a bit as we get older!
Unexpected JCB in the digging area . . . .
I work for a telco as a Field Engineer. I got called to a shared office block in Bristol to investigate why our rack in the basement was off the air. The basement had 2 feet of shit floating around, and it had taken out our power and battery backup.
The customer wanted me to hose it down and re-power it within 2 hours!
+1 for Elite Dangerous reference
Surely it would be de rigeur for HSBC to replace the cards? How much would it cost? Isn't the bad publicity going to cost them more? For a few quid they could also produce a TV commercial saying how seriously they took security (apart from letting the data out of the door in the first place).
Ban the voice!
It's about time that the myth was busted over safety concerns. If there was *EVER* the possibility that a PED could have downed an aircraft, they would *NEVER* have been permitted on board. They would have been confiscated at security.
Glad that we're coming round to getting onboard wifi, but I would hate to have 50% of my fellow passengers calling their mates. Let's have data, but no voice.
Here you go
What were the researchers relatives doing in the bush?
Jeez, what an unlucky rabbit
I expect it had also just broken up with its girlfriend.
I think Dyson have missed an opportunity here...
There's money to be made by a vacuum manufacturer who includes an insect chopper / mincer in the hose so that it slices'n'dices the offending beastie before it gets into the bag.
No, this article is already out of date. Now you need anti-virus anti-virus anti-virus.
He's already a boffin:
Sells USB controllers and components for hobbyists (model aircraft / flight sim controllers etc).
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
... will it play Crysis ?
I would laugh my nuts off...
... if the sign saying "I've got a screw loose" - !actually! had a screw loose.
Oh, the iron(monger)y!
B+ from me
Playing on a PC, Core i5-3770 @3.1GH\, 8Gb, Radeon HD6770 card with 1Gb VRAM
Definitely a lot of fun, despite the niggles (uPlay, I'm looking at you!). Frame rate could be better. Mouse & Keyboard have been dumped in favour of an Xbox pad (driving with the keyboard & mouse was cr@p).
Looks gorgeous, facial animations and voice acting are sweet.
From the horses mouth.....
I work for Vodafone as a commissioning engineer installing DWDM fibre products, and I am the Field technical prime engineer for the 4G backhaul network (from BT exchanges back into the Vodafone core). Previously I worked for Cable & Wireless.
What we are talking about here is the BT leased circuits from the 4G cell sites to the BT exchanges (where Vodafone then pick it up). These circuits pre-date the C&W acquisition, and were rated at 100Mbps for 3G networking. We are currently upgrading these cell site links to 1Gbps.
This is not about new fibre digs, it's about upgrading existing links to 1Gbps to cope with 4G demand. Despite acquiring the C&W fibre footprint, we are still dependent on BT (Openreach) for many cell site access circuits.
We are also network sharing with O2 to allow both companies to roll out 4G to as much of the country as quickly as possible. From the BT exchanges, we have multiple 10Gbps DWDM links into the core, which is a meshed 100Gbps MPLS data network, with connections into our own internet backbone.
Personally, I am on a 3G connection, and at home I have seen this improve. We are still upgrading 3G connectivity alongside the 4G rollout (the radio base stations are 3G & 4G simultaneously).
This is a mammoth task, please don't underestimate the size of this project, the money we are investing, and the focus this has within the company. This report looks like we are trying to get the best value for money in the spend with Openreach. I wouldn't expect any other customer to do any different.
So if that shameless plug for my employer doesn't get me a bonus this year, I don't know what will....
S'rAlan didn't make the boxes :-
... will it run Crysis?
Re: I wonder...
"I've had enough of these m&*%$rf&*%$ing trouser snakes on this m&*%$rf&*%$ing plane!"
(C) Samuel Jackson, 2006.
A Roman walks into a bar...
... holds up two fingers, and says "five pints please, barman"
Has he been convicted yet?
Are the Bitcoins actually his? Can the FBI legally sell them before a conviction?
Re: How on earth...
He's a professional athlete, I presume a handstand is within his capabilities.
Casio fan here....
I had an uncle (very clever chap), who recognised my knack for maths & computers, bought me my first calculator (basic arithmetic green VFD model, can't find it on t'web), and let me learn programming on his Sharp calculator.
Through my schooling I had a series of Casios (FX82, FX100, FX451 - loved the form factor of that one!). and got a Casio FX7000G for my FE studies.
My son is currently doing GCSE Maths, and I got him a Casio FX-83GT Plus (which his school not only recommend, but sell at a premium!). It's a lovely machine, a throwback to the classics of the '80s. I liked it so much I bought myself one, even though I have no real need of a calculator nowadays.
I never made that connection until I read this article, Glad someone else sees the resemblance too. I guess BioWare also wanted a Big Trak.
I'm no expert on IPO's , hybrid arrays, or NetApp, but I've got to give you 5 stars for the Skyrim reference in the title. :)
RE: Telly Tax
No it doesn't, never did.
Work to do....
The work remaining to be done is most likely on the OS, and on the XBox Live back-end system. None of that work would require hardware changes.
The console demands a network connection on first power-up, no doubt to dowload last-minute patches to the OS etc.
This reminds me...
This reminds me of the town of Redditch, where the local council have installed a heat transfer system from the local crematorium to the swimming pool next door.
I always thought that a little cruel to the families of anyone being cremated who met their demise through drowning.
...will it run Crysis ?
Re: Happy Harmony One owner here
The Sky+ box doesn't have a subscription, it's picking up FreeviewFromSky and piping it to the bedrooms.
Happy Harmony One owner here
I bought the Harmony one about 4 years ago and it languished in a drawer for a year because I couldn't get the software configured correctly. It's one of the worst apps I've ever seen (and I owned an HTC phone!)
After the warranty ran out I gave it another shot, and with the help of some guys on the Harmony forum, I finally got the hang of it. Now it's the only remote we use in the lounge for our modest setup (TV, XBox, Amp, Virgin V+, Sky+, media centre PC). I've had to simplify it as much as possible for my non-techie wife, but she sometimes struggles when the TV input mode gets out of sync. I blame Samsung for that as much as Logitech.
The new remote looks nice but it's vastly overpriced. These added functions should not cost much more than a Harmony One. How much does a Bluetooth chip add to the cost?
Logitech are feeling the pinch in the PC hardware downturn, but just overpricing their kit is a short-term measure and won't prevent them bleeding cash & customers in the next few years.
RE: Windows for Tills
"An error has occurred and your till must close. Mind your fingers....."
Sounds like a chat up line to me.
Oh! the! irony!
This on the same day that Yahoo! is outlawing telecommuting :
Paris - cos I'm going there on a work trip in 2 weeks.
We're a bunch of bandwidth-hungry buggers now!
I've recently installed some 10GbE LAN-PHY rings for a client so their designers can use realtime CAD modelling tools between three sites in the Midlands. They are using this 10GbE directly to their workstations.
Hopefully they are hosting torrent files too......
Ah, sunny Cosham.
I work for a telco who supplies services to IBM North Harbour. Luckily I only worked onyour WAN links, so never had to work with Thicknet or TR. I do remember the banks & banks of patch panels there though. I thought they were mains cables the fist time I saw them.
HUP is a good initiative
My employer rolled out 2010 last year, and opened up the HUP offer at the same time. I took them up on it and got 2 licences for home use.
It's nice having exactly the same user interface on both my work laptop and my home PC.
I can't speak for 2013, and don't think my company are planning an upgrade.