* Posts by Natty

11 posts • joined 4 Aug 2009

Now Post Office branches hit by computer glitches

Natty
FAIL

I have an idea

Hey all, I have an idea.... lets upgrade our website.... when?... I dunno, how about just before xmas?... what if it all goes wrong?.... lol....

Logging into our online business account we get faced with a screen which only offers assistance in case something is wrong! No place to order our postage! Even the online chat is out to lunch...

Well done Royal Mail, pat yourselves on the back.

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F1 2010

Natty
Unhappy

title or die

I remember it well and agree.. Nothing comes close.

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FBI hunt gun-waving, skateboarding bank robber

Natty
Coat

I'll get my coat

Flip is the name of a skateboard company. I suspect that is what the shunned teller saw!

Regards

Natty - 31 year old skateboarder!

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Sony's PS3 firmware update shows how retailers can be exposed

Natty
FAIL

Because...

You pay Sky for the feature and when you stop paying them they remove it. I paid for a console which allowed me to install another OS... now I can't.

Hope that helps

Natty

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DWP admits multiple fraud system failures

Natty
Happy

Just another day in the ghetto for me

Maybe it had a problem processing so many names with MP at the end of them...

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Whitehall coughs £250k for Bletchley Park pothole repairs

Natty
WTF?

Car Tax

I would like to donate £120 a year to the Government for them to repair the potholes in the roads I use.

I would like to call this new idea of mine Car Tax, or Road Fund Licence maybe...

Any takers?

Natty

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Windows 7 speculation claims SP1 will land in Q4 2010

Natty
Coat

My idea

I'm a Mac and Windows 7 was my idea.

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Is this the world's dirtiest PC?

Natty

back in the day...

...of no cpu fans I found a dead cockroach on a cpu. Lovely.

More recently. The machine that makes bBsto stopped working a couple of years back and when we opened it up we found a very very dusty DOS 4 machine which once cleaned of dust started working perfectly again.

Happy days

Natty

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Child porn threat to airport's 'virtual strip search' scanners

Natty
FAIL

ID cards

But surely if a terrorist has his/her national ID card on them we will know before the scanner if they are packing a piece up the butt?

Having filled out a few gov security forms myself. I know you have a question "Are you or have you even been a terrorist"

Simple.

Gotta love this country.. I will again one day.. I'm sure..

Natty

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Bureaucrat behind bars for creating 1,400 fake kids

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Alert

Overpayments

Won't they have to pay back the overpayment which is built into the system too?

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Wireless gaming wings way onto BlackBerry

Natty
WTF?

@ Richard 31

Your not alone. Its the first thing I thought!

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