Yes, come back proof-reading moderatrix before all is lost!
534 posts • joined 4 Aug 2009
Yes, come back proof-reading moderatrix before all is lost!
If only he would shut the Sun down retrospectively as well.
Yeah, I upgraded my old ROM Basic 1 PET to Basic 4 using the same method!
Apparently the much missed and long gone Moderatrix, Ms Bee, used to do a lot of the proof reading. El Reg obviously need someone new to whip them into (grammatical) shape!
"Does it faithfully reproduce the hugely irritating click noise I seem to remember the machine producing with each keypress?"
Well, I remember it! I also remember seeing one in Debenhams. I don't think it was ever turned on though.
Except that it was printers running out of toner that was a major problem.
And we all forgot the exploding batteries!
1970s - Great quality home music centres, far better than anything than anyone else was coming up with for the price. Trinitron CRT TVs.
1980s - Walkmans and then Discmans!
1990s - Playstation
2000s - Rootkit fiasco
2010s - Freakishly bad web security which pissed off a good number of people. Removing second OS support in PS3 thereby pissing off a good number of people
Doesn't look like a promising trend!
You can hide whole nations inside beer bottles now? Excellent!
Pity it's not the Sun as well as 404's would be an improvement in quality...
Who the hell let proper people talk to MPs? It's just not on! I mean to say, isn't listening to sound-bite merchants the usual way MPs get their information? If this goes on there's the danger the MPs might actually come to a sensible decision for a change!
I worked* for that bunch of idiots about 10 years ago when they were still called Norwich Union. Great people in the team I worked in but as for the management, oh dear... We spent most of our time fighting red tape and stupidity - it was like wading in treacle (and using the inadequate IT systems/networks was a pretty similar experience).
*I'd been made redundant by another company which was going down the swanee and NU offered me a job and I needed the money - honest guv!
"I suffer from the unfortunate affliction of getting solutions for everyone else's problems, but not my own."
You should become a consultant!
Some very true and wise words there! Programming can also be intuitive (for some) - I have often "fixed" problems by going away and doing completely different until the solution pops into my head (I think some sort of agency sends them telepathically).
As long as it's at least as good as Windows RG
Yes, a good article. It ticked all the boxes for me as well. I especially liked the sentence "Novelling their way through the decades until – like Commodore or Atari – only the name remains." And, for some of the other companies mentioned (such as Oracle), it can't happen too soon IMHO!
Maybe it should be changed to "iPad with WiFi + 4G LTE (only) with 2048-by-1536-pixel resolution at 264 pixels per inch (ppi) that's slightly fatter and heavier than the last one but is still shiny".
I use it, oh, at least once every couple of months! Go Google+!
Damn, you beat me to it!
All I can say is OW!
Oooh, a dilemma - I want to vote you up because of the Ford comment but vote you down because of the Opera comment!
I think you will find the correct term here:
I went to google.com to see what Pi-related logo they had put up to celebrate the day, but they hadn't - their logo was for Akira Yoshizawa's 101st Birthday so I have a sneaky feeling you're trying to April Fool us a bit early!
And, if you can't get it to work, you'll probably need this:
ARrrr! It be the pirate version, me hearties!
Duckduckgo now added to my browser's list of search engines!
So they can get the most use out of them before the next one comes out and they have to do the same thing all over again?
Sony? Rootkits? Hacked web sites? Whistle whistle...
Not true (I hope), but it wouldn't surprise me if the slimeball did... (with assistance from Andrew Crossley, of course).
I'm more of the opinion that the Metro user interface IS the major distraction!
Just so you know... Starship Troopers and reality are not quite the same thing...
ecxuse any tyops in tihs reply but, for soem reasn, someone truned out the lights...
Politicians working on behalf of the people they represent? Now, that would be a first!
I usually just rely on the bloke with the red flag who walks slowly in front of my jalopy.
Well, your email address is probably no longer safe in the security sense if you keep posting it around the net!
IOW? Ha ha. I thought you meant the Isle of Wight for a little while there!
Go for it! Just don't buy 200 cheap ones...
Agreed, but you forgot how to use the "Reply" button :)
Is that all? Hmm, my response is rearrange the words "Off" and "Fuck" into a well known phrase!
Hmm, you must have 2 accounts with them as the limit appears to be 8GB - if it IS on a single account please tell the rest of us how you managed it.
If people get it into their heads that Mozilla is collecting more information than they think they should then they will jump browser, and that's something Mozilla can ill afford at the moment. The fact that most people are jumping to Chrome which probably collects more info is "interesting".
Ha ha. Are you running for cover because of the joke or because you used "of" instead of "off"?
See above, bored now...
Apple's small print would probably mean that anything published by said boffins would be wholly owned by Apple from that point onwards!
"I bet very few ipad owners actually have the real version"
Trouble is, going by the pic, the iPad version seems to be a limbless midget! Well, that might appeal to some...
And amazing how many bad Googles turn up at Apple as well!
i.e. Eric Schmitt allegedly "stealing" the iPhone idea (as Android) while he was still on Apple's board!
Meh icon because, well... meh...
Yes, that was my experience as well until I made the mistake of rebooting the cable modem, then it wouldn't reconnect at all! So, I went out instead...
Damn, I clicked that link expecting Playmobil instead of Street View!
That's only fair if I can bring the ropes from which he will be suspended and can select the bits he will be suspended by!