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Fasthosts officially not the best in UK for virtual servers

DJV
Devil

Re: worst hosting company I ever had the misfortune to deal with

Seconded (or thirded as Nick Gisburne beat me to it). Their support is shit, their reliability is shit, they "upgrade" servers without advanced warning and then apply inappropriate settings to them and refuse to fix them when you tell them they've done it wrong (if you manage to get through to them that is). I always warn people away from the idiots. Avoid StreamLine as well as they just seem to be resellers of FastHost server space.

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UK milk wastage = 20,000 cars = actually completely unimportant

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Happy

It's Monday...

I read a bit of the first para as:

UK's waste of milk crates

...and wondered what the hell was going on. Time to wake up!

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Engineer Doe thought people's private info 'might be useful'

DJV
Happy

@Big O

You forgot to add "Bwahahahaha!"

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ARM creators Sophie Wilson and Steve Furber

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Ah, heady days...

Good article! Back in the 1970s I worked for a PCB manufacturer in Norwich and we built a few of the early prototype System One PCBs for Acorn (we didn't assemble the chips, just drilled, etched and screen printed the boards themselves). We didn't get the job for the full production run, though. I kept one of the memory boards with the intention of using it as expansion for my 8K PET - never did get around to doing that though. I seem to remember the board could take 2114 (1K x 4-bit) chips so it needed 16 to make the full 8K-byte.

Slightly later on I built a few Atoms from kits for a local shop that wanted to sell them ready made at cheaper than normal ready-built price of £150 (so he was obviously paying me less than the £30 difference). There weren't that many chips on it and there were sockets for all of them. But the most difficult bit was aligning the 120 stiff wires from the keyboard (2 per key) into the corresponding holes in the PCB all at once!

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Half of UK smart TV owners don't know what the 'smart' bit is for

DJV

Re: writing

Yes, come back proof-reading moderatrix before all is lost!

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Murdoch 'sorry' he didn't shut News of the World years ago

DJV
FAIL

If only...

If only he would shut the Sun down retrospectively as well.

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Twelve... classic 1980s 8-bit micros

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Re: Oric 1 - some inaccuracies

Yeah, I upgraded my old ROM Basic 1 PET to Basic 4 using the same method!

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DJV
Unhappy

Re: errata

Apparently the much missed and long gone Moderatrix, Ms Bee, used to do a lot of the proof reading. El Reg obviously need someone new to whip them into (grammatical) shape!

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DJV

Re: Does it...

"Does it faithfully reproduce the hugely irritating click noise I seem to remember the machine producing with each keypress?"

Yes! Aaaaargh!

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DJV

Re: Mattel Aquarius

Well, I remember it! I also remember seeing one in Debenhams. I don't think it was ever turned on though.

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Uni plagiarism site buckles under crush of last-minute essays

DJV

Yep, me too

Except that it was printers running out of toner that was a major problem.

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Sony 2011 losses are TWICE as bad as expected

DJV

Re: Sony through the ages

And we all forgot the exploding batteries!

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Sony through the ages

1970s - Great quality home music centres, far better than anything than anyone else was coming up with for the price. Trinitron CRT TVs.

1980s - Walkmans and then Discmans!

1990s - Playstation

2000s - Rootkit fiasco

2010s - Freakishly bad web security which pissed off a good number of people. Removing second OS support in PS3 thereby pissing off a good number of people

Doesn't look like a promising trend!

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Woman cuffed for smuggling iPhones in beer bottles

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Apple-mad nation hidden inside empty beer bottles

You can hide whole nations inside beer bottles now? Excellent!

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PC World, Currys, Dixons websites all go titsup

DJV
Happy

Re: Not just them...

Pity it's not the Sun as well as 404's would be an improvement in quality...

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Getting rich off iPhone apps is b*llocks, say UK devs

DJV
Alert

Proper engineers?

Who the hell let proper people talk to MPs? It's just not on! I mean to say, isn't listening to sound-bite merchants the usual way MPs get their information? If this goes on there's the danger the MPs might actually come to a sensible decision for a change!

</sarcasm>

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Great HR mistakes of our time - Aviva fires 1300 by email

DJV
FAIL

Ahhh, Aviva...

I worked* for that bunch of idiots about 10 years ago when they were still called Norwich Union. Great people in the team I worked in but as for the management, oh dear... We spent most of our time fighting red tape and stupidity - it was like wading in treacle (and using the inadequate IT systems/networks was a pretty similar experience).

*I'd been made redundant by another company which was going down the swanee and NU offered me a job and I needed the money - honest guv!

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'Attitudes to robot sex will change'

DJV

Re: But...

http://www.gocomics.com/monty/2011/07/08

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Compulsory coding in schools: The new Nerd Tourism

DJV
Happy

@Crisp

"I suffer from the unfortunate affliction of getting solutions for everyone else's problems, but not my own."

You should become a consultant!

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@AndrueC

Some very true and wise words there! Programming can also be intuitive (for some) - I have often "fixed" problems by going away and doing completely different until the solution pops into my head (I think some sort of agency sends them telepathically).

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Windows 8 diet exposes Microsoft's weak ARM

DJV
Joke

Re: windows 9?

As long as it's at least as good as Windows RG

www.deanliou.com/WinRG/

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Pirates not to blame for Big Media's sales plunge

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Agreed

Yes, a good article. It ticked all the boxes for me as well. I especially liked the sentence "Novelling their way through the decades until – like Commodore or Atari – only the name remains." And, for some of the other companies mentioned (such as Oracle), it can't happen too soon IMHO!

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Apple can't agree with Australian regulator on iPad 4G

DJV
Happy

Change the iPad's name?

Maybe it should be changed to "iPad with WiFi + 4G LTE (only) with 2048-by-1536-pixel resolution at 264 pixels per inch (ppi) that's slightly fatter and heavier than the last one but is still shiny".

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170m people 'upgrade' to Google+, but how many stick around?

DJV
Happy

It's fantastic!

I use it, oh, at least once every couple of months! Go Google+!

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Google answers less than half of watchdog's privacy tweak questions

DJV
Happy

Re: Unique visitors

Damn, you beat me to it!

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Dark matter hits you once a minute

DJV
Happy

Dark matter hits you once a minute

All I can say is OW!

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Internet Explorer nibbles browser rivals, swells by 1%

DJV
Meh

Re: Nice.

Oooh, a dilemma - I want to vote you up because of the Ford comment but vote you down because of the Opera comment!

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Steve Jobs biopic

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Thumb Up

Re: But WHO will play Ballmer

I think you will find the correct term here:

http://thethumbcast.com/2012/02/11/any-old-fucker-with-an-equity-card/

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American pies are cooling on the windowsill ahead of Pi Day

DJV
Happy

Nice attempt

I went to google.com to see what Pi-related logo they had put up to celebrate the day, but they hadn't - their logo was for Akira Yoshizawa's 101st Birthday so I have a sneaky feeling you're trying to April Fool us a bit early!

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Marvel to animate comic action with AR app

DJV

Re: Marvel AR

And, if you can't get it to work, you'll probably need this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKv5ulewTO4

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DJV
Pirate

Marvel AR

ARrrr! It be the pirate version, me hearties!

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Users: 'Personalized internet? Fuggedaboutit!'

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Re: Duckduckgo...

Cheers Adair

Duckduckgo now added to my browser's list of search engines!

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'The new iPad' selling out at AT&T

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Re: I can understand

So they can get the most use out of them before the next one comes out and they have to do the same thing all over again?

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'The new iPad' revealed: Full specs, rumor scorecard

DJV
FAIL

Re: Eminently Predictable...

Sony? Rootkits? Hacked web sites? Whistle whistle...

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Righthaven stripped of rights

DJV
Joke

Righthaven's assets bought by...

...Darl McBride.

Not true (I hope), but it wouldn't surprise me if the slimeball did... (with assistance from Andrew Crossley, of course).

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Workers can't escape Windows 8 Metro - Microsoft COO

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Metro user interface removes all their distractions.

I'm more of the opinion that the Metro user interface IS the major distraction!

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Giant stick insect saved from extinction

DJV
Facepalm

Re: Why?

Just so you know... Starship Troopers and reality are not quite the same thing...

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Space FIREBALL over Blighty sparks hunt for rich meteorite

DJV
Alert

Re: Day...

ecxuse any tyops in tihs reply but, for soem reasn, someone truned out the lights...

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Police probing ‘threats’ over Canadian internet privacy bill

DJV
Alert

Re: "...introduced in the House of Commons on behalf of the federal government"

Politicians working on behalf of the people they represent? Now, that would be a first!

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Satnav blunders blamed for £200m damages

DJV

I usually just rely on the bloke with the red flag who walks slowly in front of my jalopy.

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Mozilla throws 'freedom' at Microsoft, Google, Apple tanks

DJV

Security?

Well, your email address is probably no longer safe in the security sense if you keep posting it around the net!

IOW? Ha ha. I thought you meant the Isle of Wight for a little while there!

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DJV

Re: IonMonkey

Go for it! Just don't buy 200 cheap ones...

http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/html/monkeys.txt

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Apple demands US ban on Samsung's Galaxy Nexus

DJV

@Toothpick

Agreed, but you forgot how to use the "Reply" button :)

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Google will swap you a box of crisps for your web privacy

DJV
FAIL

$25/£15?

Is that all? Hmm, my response is rearrange the words "Off" and "Fuck" into a well known phrase!

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Google drive cloud to rain on Apple, Dropbox parade

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16GB?

Hmm, you must have 2 accounts with them as the limit appears to be 8GB - if it IS on a single account please tell the rest of us how you managed it.

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USER-TRACKING Firefox sparks Mozilla civil war

DJV

Bucksch and Sivonen are right

If people get it into their heads that Mozilla is collecting more information than they think they should then they will jump browser, and that's something Mozilla can ill afford at the moment. The fact that most people are jumping to Chrome which probably collects more info is "interesting".

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Printed jaw lets woman swallow again

DJV
Headmaster

@Michael H.F. Wilkinson

Ha ha. Are you running for cover because of the joke or because you used "of" instead of "off"?

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Microsoft ad campaign savages Google over privacy

DJV
Devil

Pot, kettle, blah blah

See above, bored now...

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Boffin's blog blast births boycott of publisher Elsevier

DJV
Trollface

Not a good idea!

Apple's small print would probably mean that anything published by said boffins would be wholly owned by Apple from that point onwards!

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iPad Fleshlight lets fanbois express their love

DJV
Alert

"I bet very few ipad owners actually have the real version"

Trouble is, going by the pic, the iPad version seems to be a limbless midget! Well, that might appeal to some...

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