"How about a Raspberry Pi running Windows 10?"
Go wash your mouth out with soap and hydrochloric acid!
649 posts • joined 4 Aug 2009
Go wash your mouth out with soap and hydrochloric acid!
"When we launched Google+, we set out to help people discover, share and connect across Google like they do in real life," said Horowitz.
"When we launched Google+, we set out to rip off Facebook and failed," said Horowitz.
FTFY, Mr Horowitz.
Hadn't come across Everything before!
Yes, DME was my programming editor of choice as well. I wrote a whole bunch of useful macros for it.
"the cars need to sense idiots on the road"
Add that in and they would all be nervous wrecks within a few hours!*
Also, how about adding front and rear mounted indelible paint/ink guns to mark the crashing perp should they decide to try to make a quick getaway after the "attempt to mate" event?
*especially if the software was written by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
iThink someone's beaten you to it!
Firefox is still my browser of choice due to the multitude of developer add-ons that I've become familiar with and now rely upon over the years. However, if things like Classic Theme Restorer hadn't also been available to reverse many of the completely idiotic things Mozilla have tried to impose then I would have ditched it some time ago.
Please don't feed the troll.
You were lucky - we had to use semaphore...
Yes, and what's wrong with setting off fireworks when wearing them as a hat, anyway?
I'm not currently having problems with Google Maps on Firefox so it's probably one of those "random things that break" when you upgrade and, unfortunately, will be peculiar to your own set up.
A few months ago I had something similar. When zooming in on a Google Map, it would completely flip the entire map on it's head so that the map, all text and even any map markers were upside down (not rotated but mirrored, so even standing on my head to view it wouldn't have been worthwhile). Starting Firefox with add-ons disabled stopped it from happening but disabling the add-ons manually didn't! I couldn't find any reference to other people having the same problem so, in the end, I completely wiped and re-installed Firefox (after saving the passwords and bookmarks files, hoping they weren't the problem - they weren't).
Now, I'm finding that when the latest version Chrome starts up it is refusing to show my home page (even though it is plainly set up properly in the settings). Oh well, another wipe and reinstall will probably cure it, sigh...
...why isn't Brainfuck in the top 20?
"I've had LAN switches delivered to US data centres with European-style plug on the cables, which was a pain in the butt"
Conversely, LAN switches delivered to UK data centres with US-style plugs on the cables are a pain in the arse!
* but for only small, local values of "doom".
No, that would have been C£ or Clb
You sure it wasn't one bloke, one terminal and a large mirror?
...and a tasty snack afterwards!
Just how many are you? Does even your shrink know?
...must buy a new shed.
Sarcasm tags not required - ha ha!
I always thought that music from the mid-1950s onwards roughly seemed to have a 6-8-year cycle in the UK:
1956 - Elvis Presley and rock (ok, Haley and Rock Around The Clock was 2 years earlier)
1963 - Beatles (which morphed into the later hippy stuff)
1971 - Glam - Bowie, Bolan etc.
1977 - Punk
1983 - Synth-based stuff and new romantics
1991 - Hip-hop etc. by which time I had pretty much lost interest in the charts due to old age, senility or getting married (I forget which)
Am I alone in preferring the idea of a single platform-agnostic language that has the ability to target any OS/hardware combination? If such a thing existed then I would also prefer it to come unburdened by a hefty/bloated IDE that does its best to hide things from me. I have always preferred the simple text editor approach.
So far, nothing reaches that ideal, though I am keeping a close eye on Red - well, you never know:
"Chen said if you buy a Windows 8.1 notebook now, he'll give you a free upgrade to 10 later."
Wow! Maybe Microsoft should do this for all Windows 7 and 8.1 users as well!!
El Reg ought to have a "Most Punned Comments Section of the Week"
Thanks for the great Monday morning groans eveyone!
And when the new series of the Clangers starts in a few months time they will reveal that it's never actually been a kids programme but is, in fact, a documentary filmed on location.
"Dwarf planet Ceres has TEN bright spots, astroboffins say"
That's 11 more than most politicians...
I fully agree with the OP's comments as I have seen the indisputable evidence*
I can now play one of my old Move singles without feeling guilty!
Running Spartan through the HTML 5 Test (or HTML 6 test as it says for today!!) at html5test.com shows that there are several improvements over IE11 (375 against 341). However, there's still a long way to catch up with Firefox at 449 and Chrome at 530.
Ah, a politician - brain = optional extra
...will always be snake oil salesmen - it's just the brand of oil that changes every so often.
Where I worked we had one guy brick his desktop twice after installing IE4. We banned it throughout the organisation after that. I think we relented after Netscape got completely bloated and IE had reached version 4.5 and was found to be slightly less of a PC-bricking mess.
Not quite, apparently there is still a Tiffany Aching book in the pipeline that he completed last year.
But that's only a small consolation.
Amazingly, www.tdv.com is still up and running - well, in a preserved sort of way - last updated 2001. A small homage to a great man.
The only (snow)JOKE around here is your moronic post!
Back in the early 1970s I worked for Rediffusion as an apprentice TV engineer and, due to my lowly status, was often used for delivering the rental TVs to new customers. One day we had to deliver a hulking great (well, it was the 70s) 26" Ferguson colour TV to a couple who were renting and living in a single tiny room in someone else's house. There was only space for a "bed" (a double mattress on the floor) and a small chest of drawers. The TV went on the latter. A 12" portable would have been more appropriate.
Please keep such feelings to yourself in future.
"You don't have yo agree with all of them."
...obviously a squiggle with which you decided to disagree!
That top picture with the name "Lester Haines" underneath...
How drunk do you have to be before Lester actually looks like that?
Shouldn't that have been "Bwahahahaha!"?