Re: Googleplex evacuated in record time
The building was still in beta, anyway...
631 posts • joined 4 Aug 2009
The building was still in beta, anyway...
"man... I don't know how well I'd deal with a Zombie Jobs as CEO of Apple..."
Yeah, I can see a repeat of the "You're not holding it right" episode but this time with the added Addams Family bonus of his hand falling off onto the floor and rushing off stage with said iPhone.
I did mine late this afternoon (BEFORE this news broke). It wasn't exactly plain sailing but it got there in the end.
In fact, it upgraded itself twice.
I'd connected it to the Mac as it's often safer that way but, after the first update (full download, restart and update shenanigans), iTunes decided that it was still on 9.2.1 and proceeded to do the whole kit and kaboodle a second time! Well, at the moment it seems ok (as far as an iPad 2 can be on 9.x - fingers and wallet crossed).
So, not the real thing then...
Yep, Mr Cartwright and I know EXACTLY which university that was as I was one of the students when you were there, though I am definitely innocent of any attempt to install MacWrite!
I do remember that both the Macs and PCs both used compatible* versions of MS Word. Compatible that is until you attempted to edit a document on one that had been created on the other - formatting almost inevitably went completely out the window, quite alarming when coursework was due and there was a scarcity of available machines with the "correct" architecture!
*Obviously, this was a completely new meaning of "compatible" that Microsoft had cunningly devised.
Another thing I remember from those days was that there was a lab set up with a bunch of dual-floppy-capable Macs (possibly IIfx) but they only had one actual floppy drive installed. After a short while you and your colleagues had to go around taping over the unused 2nd floppy disk drive hole because students had a habit of thinking there really was a floppy drive in there. The rewarding clunk of a floppy hitting the motherboard a few inches below would result in one of you having to pull the case apart to rescue said floppy.
Regretfully, if someone sends you a spreadsheet with more than 256 columns then opening it in Office 97 (and possibly 2000, if I recall correctly) will just silently truncate each line at 256 columns leaving you none the wiser that there was ever any more data available.
I gave up on Office after 2000 and now use WPS or Libre as they are both less hassle.
Obviously, the Cheela have figured out how to steer the thing...
[upvoted mainly for the last (excellent) sentence]
Well, as it's Seagate, I for one will wait until I see some independent, long-term reliability tests done on the thing (by which time SSDs will probably be closer or even lower in price, anyway).
"Peeps still have anything from Oracle on their machines? In 2016?"
Yeah, I've got VirtualBox - bloody wish Oracle didn't own it, though...
It's a bit like a big red button with the sign "Do not press, EVER!"
So, as evidence, you show us two links from none other than Microsoft? Sheesh, pull the other one!
Damn, I mention "Wogan" one day and by the next, he's dead :(
I hope I am not some sort of jinx.
(Cameron, Cameron, IDS, Hunt, Cameron - just testing - Cameron)
Flying never killed anyone, it's the crashing that kills you.
(if I remember correctly, he said it when being interviewed on that early evening Wogan chat show)
Agreed. I wouldn't touch a Seagate HDD for any money nowadays. Reliability - we've heard of it.
Between 1978 and 1980 I worked for the PCB manufacturing company that supplied the prototype boards for this, though we never got the contract for the production run. I did keep one of the bare 8K memory extension boards with the intention of expanding my CBM PET - a project that never actually happened.
Excellent story! (unless you were there for the 3 hours, of course)
I use to be a TV engineer for Rediffusion in Norwich back in the 1970s. We never had that specific problem though we did have one particular customer who used to swap all the valves around in his set and then call us to put them back into the correct sockets. Being quite hardy things there was (mostly) no damage done to the valves.
Your memory is almost fully functional, CDD! It was actually Network Week and I have proof of this as I have just dug out a copy of the 22nd October 1997 edition. The story I'd submitted for "This Damn War" was published on page 4 of that issue. Page 3 also had the BOFH column long before he'd taken up residence at el Reg.
Wow, you have media where you can store data OUTSIDE the disk? Like in the power cables or something?
Is that some sort of Unix daemon?
Looking at the other screens to the right of the XP one - with the blue background, white window borders/title bar and hints of red/orange... yay, they've upgraded to Amiga Workbench 1.3!
There was a major Perl script running at a company I used to be at. The original programmer, who had departed some months earlier, had made the script as terse and unreadable as possible. The only comment in the whole thing was next to some code whose purpose no one had any idea about.
The comment was extremely useful - it said: "This is a skanky hack"
Exactly! The only downside of your post is that I can only upvote it once!
And, many times, was there heard the swoosh sound of things going high over clueless heads.
Have a beer, Alister!
My heart sank a bit when Sun bought VirtualBox, and then plummeted when Oracle bought Sun. I really hope that VirtualBox eventually escapes their clutches (via a fork, if necessary) like Open/LibreOffice and MySQL/MariaDB have done.
...that hasn't worked for the normal UI. They keep trying to move things around, bolt on unwanted extras and remove useful stuff. Thank goodness for things like Classic Theme Restorer - without that, I would have abandoned Firefox a long time ago.
Hmm, but what if the Doctor really is the Hybrid? And via his "human" mother who just happens to turn out to be Ashildr, once she's been sent back to Gallifrey's past to before he was born. Well, she is immortal, so might be considered a suitable mate for another time lord...
...just my theory...
Same here - except I'm self-employed and wrote my own system (as it was simpler to do that than use a spreadsheet). Dead simple, takes seconds to fill in stuff, granularity to the minute, produces monthly invoices in a couple of clicks and provides info to stuff on the tax form at the end of the financial year. No time wasting crap or special codes to remember whatsoever - it works the way I NEED it to work!
Pity the fine wasn't higher for these annoying scumbags.
...or the rest of him...
Congratulations on totally missing the point of the article.
Obviously another one from the "No keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue" school of
If you had ever attempted to upgrade it to a "B" with 32K of memory, it probably wouldn't have worked anyway as the PSU wasn't good enough to handle the B's extra power requirements. Which is what I discovered when I tried a full A to B upgrade - had to send it back to Acorn who then replaced the PSU free of charge with one of the later beefier versions.
If you're lucky, it won't...
Having experienced both in my time, I'm not sure exactly which one is worse - all I know is that any future interactions with either company will be performed using a hands-off approach whether or not I am in possession of a barge steering implement.
Indeed, I learned my upside down reading skills at school by electing to sit at the front at the desk that butted up against the teacher's desk (of the same height). She always assumed it was the buggers at the back that were cheating!
Reminds me of an idiot customer we had when I was doing TV repair for Rediffusion in the early 1970s. He regularly called in to say his TV had stopped workng - we'd sigh knowingly and go round to his house and put all the valves back into the correct sockets again. The valves, being rather hardier than chips, just tended to work fine again. We never had any idea why he liked to rearrange them in the first place!
Yep, Jon Postel would now need a bigger sheet of paper if he was still with us!
...I finally ditched Flash* yesterday. I've put the Firefox addon/patch into place that forces the BBC news web site to give me HTML5 (hmm, that version lacks the volume control, for some reason). So far, so good!
* Apart from the 'other' flash in my SSD, of course!
...David Cameron with a jetpack!
...I'll have a look down the back of the sofa - there may be one or two behind the cushions...
"£1,000 a DAY. That's more than the prime minister's salary"
Should think so, too! This job will (hopefully) require some actual skills!
The evil one is the one that shags it!
"Indeed, as I recall, around that time, Alaska was in a latitude akin to where New England lies today."
YOU WERE THERE!!!??
I worked for a Training & Enterprise Council in the 1990s at a time when there was a policy to merge the Business Links with us. We had to take over the local BL's systems and discovered that their server room had previously been a men's toilet. The urinals had gone (and, thankfully, the smell) but the cubicles were still there! I can't remember whether or not the water pipes were still in dangerous proximity.
It was somewhat less than ideal though it did, at least, have a lock on the door (but only a keypad).
Grumpy Anonymous Cowards are gonna Grump