* Posts by DJV

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Apple's Swift creeps up dev language survey – but it's bad news for VB

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Yeah but...

...why isn't Brainfuck in the top 20?

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10 things you need to avoid SNAFUs in your data centre

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Arse!

"I've had LAN switches delivered to US data centres with European-style plug on the cables, which was a pain in the butt"

Conversely, LAN switches delivered to UK data centres with US-style plugs on the cables are a pain in the arse!

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THIS TIME we really are ALL DOOMED, famous doomsayer prof says

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Re: doom

We're doomed!!!*

* but for only small, local values of "doom".

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Dre-stic measures: Apple Beats retreat from iTunes brand – report

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@ Michael Habel

No, that would have been C£ or Clb

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BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

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Happy

Re: Scary?

You sure it wasn't one bloke, one terminal and a large mirror?

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What sort of tit builds non-bird bird boxes? Vodafone

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...and a tasty snack afterwards!

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Naked cyclists take a hard line on 'aroused' protest participant

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Re: "I'm a cyclists"

Just how many are you? Does even your shrink know?

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Unisys weans itself off homebrew chippery, finally slurps Intel gear

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That picture reminds me...

...must buy a new shed.

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New Windows 10 Build 10122 aims to fix file association hijacking

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Re: Apps? There are apps?

Lucky sod!

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Multiple fondling on the MIGHTY 12-INCH iOS 9 SLAB — so, so close now

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"The future is truly here"

Sarcasm tags not required - ha ha!

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You say you want a musical revolution. Actually, have three

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7 year cycle

I always thought that music from the mid-1950s onwards roughly seemed to have a 6-8-year cycle in the UK:

1956 - Elvis Presley and rock (ok, Haley and Rock Around The Clock was 2 years earlier)

1963 - Beatles (which morphed into the later hippy stuff)

1971 - Glam - Bowie, Bolan etc.

1977 - Punk

1983 - Synth-based stuff and new romantics

1991 - Hip-hop etc. by which time I had pretty much lost interest in the charts due to old age, senility or getting married (I forget which)

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Microsoft: It's TRUE, you'll get Android and iOS apps in WINDOWS

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Preferences

Am I alone in preferring the idea of a single platform-agnostic language that has the ability to target any OS/hardware combination? If such a thing existed then I would also prefer it to come unburdened by a hefty/bloated IDE that does its best to hide things from me. I have always preferred the simple text editor approach.

So far, nothing reaches that ideal, though I am keeping a close eye on Red - well, you never know:

www.red-lang.org

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Acer: 'We will be the last man standing in the PC industry'

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Free upgrade

"Chen said if you buy a Windows 8.1 notebook now, he'll give you a free upgrade to 10 later."

Wow! Maybe Microsoft should do this for all Windows 7 and 8.1 users as well!!

Oh, wait...

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High on bath salts, alleged Norse god attempts tree love

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Punometer

El Reg ought to have a "Most Punned Comments Section of the Week"

Thanks for the great Monday morning groans eveyone!

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Dwarf planet Ceres has TEN bright spots, astroboffins say

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Re: Clangers

The Clangers have ALWAYS talked! See:

www.wishfulthinking.co.uk/2010/03/08/clangers/

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Alien

Clangers

And when the new series of the Clangers starts in a few months time they will reveal that it's never actually been a kids programme but is, in fact, a documentary filmed on location.

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"Dwarf planet Ceres has TEN bright spots, astroboffins say"

That's 11 more than most politicians...

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Bone-tastic boffins' breakthrough BRINGS BACK BRONTOSAURUS

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Re: Biological accuracy

I fully agree with the OP's comments as I have seen the indisputable evidence*

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k44Wv__eovg

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Super!

I can now play one of my old Move singles without feeling guilty!

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Project Spartan: We get our claws on Microsoft's browser for Windows 10

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HTML 5 Test

Running Spartan through the HTML 5 Test (or HTML 6 test as it says for today!!) at html5test.com shows that there are several improvements over IE11 (375 against 341). However, there's still a long way to catch up with Firefox at 449 and Chrome at 530.

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'If people can encrypt their cell phones, what's stopping them encrypting their PCs?'

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Congressman John Carter

Ah, a politician - brain = optional extra

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Got a killer Microsoft or Oracle cloud deal? Start sweating

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Snake oil salesmen...

...will always be snake oil salesmen - it's just the brand of oil that changes every so often.

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Dear departed Internet Explorer, how I will miss you ... NOT

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Re: IE 4. Oh gods, no...

Where I worked we had one guy brick his desktop twice after installing IE4. We banned it throughout the organisation after that. I think we relented after Netscape got completely bloated and IE had reached version 4.5 and was found to be slightly less of a PC-bricking mess.

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RIP Sir Terry Pratchett: Discworld author finally gets to meet DEATH

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Not quite, apparently there is still a Tiffany Aching book in the pipeline that he completed last year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31859255

But that's only a small consolation.

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UK call centre linked to ‘millions’ of nuisance robo-calls raided by ICO

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The ICO finally grew a pair - about fucking time!

See title.

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Life, the interview and everything: A chat with Douglas Adams

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Sri is:

here

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TDV

Amazingly, www.tdv.com is still up and running - well, in a preserved sort of way - last updated 2001. A small homage to a great man.

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Snowden 'ready to return to US', claims lawyer

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@ Matt Bryant

The only (snow)JOKE around here is your moronic post!

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Telly behemoths: Does size matter?

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TV Size

Back in the early 1970s I worked for Rediffusion as an apprentice TV engineer and, due to my lowly status, was often used for delivering the rental TVs to new customers. One day we had to deliver a hulking great (well, it was the 70s) 26" Ferguson colour TV to a couple who were renting and living in a single tiny room in someone else's house. There was only space for a "bed" (a double mattress on the floor) and a small chest of drawers. The TV went on the latter. A 12" portable would have been more appropriate.

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RIP Leonard Nimoy: He lived long and prospered

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"This is how i really feel."

Please keep such feelings to yourself in future.

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Reckon YOU can write better headlines than us? Great – apply within

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@Primus Secundus Tertius

"You don't have yo agree with all of them."

...obviously a squiggle with which you decided to disagree!

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El Reg chefs whip up Post-Pub Noshographic

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One question...

That top picture with the name "Lester Haines" underneath...

How drunk do you have to be before Lester actually looks like that?

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Fight back against illegal GCHQ spying with PAPERWORK!

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Re: @Valeyard - "haha!"

Shouldn't that have been "Bwahahahaha!"?

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In praise of China’s CROONING censors: Company songs NOW!

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Re: Since you mention it...

No, Alistair, that's where the BOFH was nearly 2 months ago. Is he still recovering from the miracle?

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BEHOLD the magnificent lunar backside in our MOON VIDEO

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Where are...

...the dustbin lids and music trees?

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This optical disc will keep your gumble safe for 2,000 YEARS

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Verbatim? Shudder...

Had some 5.25" floppies from them when I had a CBM Pet + 2031 disk drive back in the early 80s. They all failed after not very long. In the late 90s, a place I worked for had some Verbatim 3.5" disks. They were well dodgy as well. So, unless their attention to quality has vastly improved recently, I wouldn't place any bets on their 100Gb stuff lasting more than 10 years at best.

YMMV

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Breaking news: BBC FINALLY spots millions of mugshots on cop database

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@Brewster's Angle Grinder

"cat buglers"

It's the buggers with trombones that cause havoc in my neighbourhood!

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Lost SPACECRAFT believed FOUND ON COMET

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Yeah, but how do you pronounce it?

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Switch it off and on again: How peers failed to sneak Snoopers' Charter into terror bill

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Re: Write to your MP

Yeah, mine too.

Except I get the impression mine's rather more devious than the "Tim, nice but dim" image. She likes to get her mug in the local papers at every opportunity while doing extremely minor "attendances" at things like openings. However, most of the local constituents don't understand that she is stabbing us in in the back when she votes in parliament (she's pro fracking and was an architect of the gagging law amongst others).

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Game over? Sony FINALLY offers compensation to MEELLIONS of PSN hack victims

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Today?

So, you should have had 4 days instead of 2 to select something if only Sony had actually managed to get their arse into gear and send you your email on time. I wonder how many people won't get their emails until the 27th or later...

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Alan Turing's LOST NOTEBOOK goes under the hammer

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I wondered where that had gone...

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MARS NEEDS BROADBAND, insists Elon Musk

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Internet on Mars?

No problem with latency if they just send a copy of the whole thing - it's small enough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg

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‘Whatever happened to Vladimir Putin?’ and other crap New Year prophesies

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Re: Heavy...

Typo:

politicians lie

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Future imperfect: A UK broadband retrospective

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BT Preregistration

Oh hell, yes, I remember that - I think I'd signed up to mine for more than a year before they even thought about upgrading the local exchange. By the time they got around to announcing that they were finally going to upgrade it (at some point possibly 6 months in the future but, hey, we're BT so we will take as long as we want), NTL (as it was then) had got their cable broadband system up and running so I went for that instead.

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Kim Jong-Un shoot-em-up Glorious Leader! yanked

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@ Pen-y-gors

Yeah, I agree - the next stage is automate that offsite backup (with an easy to notice visual check if it ever stops working) and make it run at least twice a day!

Getting there....

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Re: FTFY

Indeed, I'm just a one-man, self-employed, work from home, web developer but my backup solution verges on the paranoid as I've been bitten in the past:

1) I have 2 local web/data servers - they have 4 hard disks in each of them. The main OS is on the smallest drive so that, if I need to reinstall or update the OS (Ubuntu Linux Server) from scratch I can do that on a replacement drive so that the original drive can be put back in if problems arise. The other 3 disks hold data only. The backup server can be converted into a main server quite quickly.

2) A daily backup of the OS configuration files is made automatically via a CRON script (this helps if I need to swap which one is the main server).

3) The backup server constantly replicates the main one's files using CRON scripts which run at (half) hourly intervals - the more important ones get the more frequent backups.

4) The database does an almost instant update and the "home" page on all the web browsers I use (which displays links to all the sites on the servers and their live equivalents) displays a large red message if the two databases are not currently in sync.

5) Once a day the entire database is backed up. Four times a day the database tables that contain my rather more important time recording information are backed up.

6) Every hour a script runs which backs up anything changed on all the code in the past 48 hours and zips it up into a file on a different disk within the same server - this means that if I mess up something then versions that existed earlier in the day are still available. These files are also replicated to the backup server.

7) After finishing work each day I run manually scripts which copy any changed files from the "web" working disk to another disk on the main server. A dated full (once a month) or incremental (all other times) zip file is made of the code files for the site. Some of these go back 10 years. Again, these will get copied across to the backup server as soon as it runs the associated backup script.

8) Every 2 or 3 days I upload the latest versions of these files to an externally located server as offsite backup.

Paranoid or what?!

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Professor's BEAGLE lost for 10 years FOUND ON MARS

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Pixels? Easy...

Just ask Kryten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMIHNiR3CP8

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2015 will be the Year of Linux on the, no wait, of the dot-word domain EXPLOSION

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Is there...

...a dot talkingbollocks, especially for marketdroids and clueless* politicians?

(* sorry, redundant term there)

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