* Posts by DJV

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Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8

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Re: Just one thing left to make it good

I wish they would put Quick Launch back in fully - it takes up far less room than the "pin to task bar" crap. It's still possible to use it (even on Windows 10) though attempting to get some of the "modern apps" to live in it is a bit fraught - shoving Edge in it will lose the icon on the next reboot.

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BONK! BONK! Windows 10 whack-a-mole – Microsoft still fixing bugs

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"How about a Raspberry Pi running Windows 10?"

Go wash your mouth out with soap and hydrochloric acid!

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Google bows to inevitable, stops forcing Google+ logins on YouTubers

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Mr Horowitz

"When we launched Google+, we set out to help people discover, share and connect across Google like they do in real life," said Horowitz.

"When we launched Google+, we set out to rip off Facebook and failed," said Horowitz.

FTFY, Mr Horowitz.

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We put Windows 10 on a small fondleslab: STILL not ready, 3 days to go

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Re: All around the world and I, I, I, cant find my . . .

Thanks Haku

Hadn't come across Everything before!

Cheers

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Happy 30th anniversary, Tengen! Your anti-DRM NES chip fought the law, and the law won

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@Sarah Balfour

Not exactly the real thing but these may help a little:

https://archive.org/details/amigaaction

Amiga Action at Bombjack

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Happy birthday, Amiga: The 'other' home computer turns 30

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Re: Ah, the good old days!

Yes, DME was my programming editor of choice as well. I wrote a whole bunch of useful macros for it.

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Were the FIRST AMERICANS really FIRST? MYSTERY of vanished 'Population Y'

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Or another take...

...here

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Google robo-car in rear-end smash – but cack-handed human blamed

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Re: Room for improvement

"the cars need to sense idiots on the road"

Add that in and they would all be nervous wrecks within a few hours!*

Also, how about adding front and rear mounted indelible paint/ink guns to mark the crashing perp should they decide to try to make a quick getaway after the "attempt to mate" event?

*especially if the software was written by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

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Hands off, Apple! Irish dev studio sues over alleged iWatch infringement

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iHome

iThink someone's beaten you to it!

http://ihomeaudiointl.com/

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Did speeding American manhole cover beat Sputnik into space? Top boffin speaks to El Reg

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If manhole covers look a bit like dustbin lids...

...then I suspect it may have landed here.

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Mozilla's ‘Great or Dead’ philosophy may save bloated blimp Firefox

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That is (hopefully) good news

Firefox is still my browser of choice due to the multitude of developer add-ons that I've become familiar with and now rely upon over the years. However, if things like Classic Theme Restorer hadn't also been available to reverse many of the completely idiotic things Mozilla have tried to impose then I would have ditched it some time ago.

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Run Windows 10 on your existing PC you say, Microsoft? Hmmm.

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@ Boothy

Please don't feed the troll.

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ZOMBIE Commodore PET lurches out of its 1970s grave – as a FONDLESLAB

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Re: PET 2001

And then there was the SuperPET.

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Re: Can I play Bounty Bob Strikes Back?!?

You were lucky - we had to use semaphore...

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Russia campaigns to stop SUICIDALLY STUPID selfies

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Re: Totally disagree

Yes, and what's wrong with setting off fireworks when wearing them as a hat, anyway?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33405639/man-in-america-dies-after-trying-to-launch-firework-off-head

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Firefox 39 bites four critical bugs

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Re: FFS FF

I sympathise!

I'm not currently having problems with Google Maps on Firefox so it's probably one of those "random things that break" when you upgrade and, unfortunately, will be peculiar to your own set up.

A few months ago I had something similar. When zooming in on a Google Map, it would completely flip the entire map on it's head so that the map, all text and even any map markers were upside down (not rotated but mirrored, so even standing on my head to view it wouldn't have been worthwhile). Starting Firefox with add-ons disabled stopped it from happening but disabling the add-ons manually didn't! I couldn't find any reference to other people having the same problem so, in the end, I completely wiped and re-installed Firefox (after saving the passwords and bookmarks files, hoping they weren't the problem - they weren't).

Now, I'm finding that when the latest version Chrome starts up it is refusing to show my home page (even though it is plainly set up properly in the settings). Oh well, another wipe and reinstall will probably cure it, sigh...

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Apple's Swift creeps up dev language survey – but it's bad news for VB

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Yeah but...

...why isn't Brainfuck in the top 20?

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10 things you need to avoid SNAFUs in your data centre

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Arse!

"I've had LAN switches delivered to US data centres with European-style plug on the cables, which was a pain in the butt"

Conversely, LAN switches delivered to UK data centres with US-style plugs on the cables are a pain in the arse!

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THIS TIME we really are ALL DOOMED, famous doomsayer prof says

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Re: doom

We're doomed!!!*

* but for only small, local values of "doom".

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Dre-stic measures: Apple Beats retreat from iTunes brand – report

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@ Michael Habel

No, that would have been C£ or Clb

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BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

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Re: Scary?

You sure it wasn't one bloke, one terminal and a large mirror?

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What sort of tit builds non-bird bird boxes? Vodafone

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...and a tasty snack afterwards!

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Naked cyclists take a hard line on 'aroused' protest participant

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Re: "I'm a cyclists"

Just how many are you? Does even your shrink know?

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Unisys weans itself off homebrew chippery, finally slurps Intel gear

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That picture reminds me...

...must buy a new shed.

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New Windows 10 Build 10122 aims to fix file association hijacking

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Re: Apps? There are apps?

Lucky sod!

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Multiple fondling on the MIGHTY 12-INCH iOS 9 SLAB — so, so close now

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"The future is truly here"

Sarcasm tags not required - ha ha!

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You say you want a musical revolution. Actually, have three

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7 year cycle

I always thought that music from the mid-1950s onwards roughly seemed to have a 6-8-year cycle in the UK:

1956 - Elvis Presley and rock (ok, Haley and Rock Around The Clock was 2 years earlier)

1963 - Beatles (which morphed into the later hippy stuff)

1971 - Glam - Bowie, Bolan etc.

1977 - Punk

1983 - Synth-based stuff and new romantics

1991 - Hip-hop etc. by which time I had pretty much lost interest in the charts due to old age, senility or getting married (I forget which)

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Microsoft: It's TRUE, you'll get Android and iOS apps in WINDOWS

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Preferences

Am I alone in preferring the idea of a single platform-agnostic language that has the ability to target any OS/hardware combination? If such a thing existed then I would also prefer it to come unburdened by a hefty/bloated IDE that does its best to hide things from me. I have always preferred the simple text editor approach.

So far, nothing reaches that ideal, though I am keeping a close eye on Red - well, you never know:

www.red-lang.org

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Acer: 'We will be the last man standing in the PC industry'

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Free upgrade

"Chen said if you buy a Windows 8.1 notebook now, he'll give you a free upgrade to 10 later."

Wow! Maybe Microsoft should do this for all Windows 7 and 8.1 users as well!!

Oh, wait...

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High on bath salts, alleged Norse god attempts tree love

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Punometer

El Reg ought to have a "Most Punned Comments Section of the Week"

Thanks for the great Monday morning groans eveyone!

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Dwarf planet Ceres has TEN bright spots, astroboffins say

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Re: Clangers

The Clangers have ALWAYS talked! See:

www.wishfulthinking.co.uk/2010/03/08/clangers/

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Clangers

And when the new series of the Clangers starts in a few months time they will reveal that it's never actually been a kids programme but is, in fact, a documentary filmed on location.

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"Dwarf planet Ceres has TEN bright spots, astroboffins say"

That's 11 more than most politicians...

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Bone-tastic boffins' breakthrough BRINGS BACK BRONTOSAURUS

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Re: Biological accuracy

I fully agree with the OP's comments as I have seen the indisputable evidence*

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k44Wv__eovg

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Super!

I can now play one of my old Move singles without feeling guilty!

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Project Spartan: We get our claws on Microsoft's browser for Windows 10

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HTML 5 Test

Running Spartan through the HTML 5 Test (or HTML 6 test as it says for today!!) at html5test.com shows that there are several improvements over IE11 (375 against 341). However, there's still a long way to catch up with Firefox at 449 and Chrome at 530.

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'If people can encrypt their cell phones, what's stopping them encrypting their PCs?'

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FAIL

Congressman John Carter

Ah, a politician - brain = optional extra

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Got a killer Microsoft or Oracle cloud deal? Start sweating

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Snake oil salesmen...

...will always be snake oil salesmen - it's just the brand of oil that changes every so often.

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Dear departed Internet Explorer, how I will miss you ... NOT

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Re: IE 4. Oh gods, no...

Where I worked we had one guy brick his desktop twice after installing IE4. We banned it throughout the organisation after that. I think we relented after Netscape got completely bloated and IE had reached version 4.5 and was found to be slightly less of a PC-bricking mess.

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RIP Sir Terry Pratchett: Discworld author finally gets to meet DEATH

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Not quite, apparently there is still a Tiffany Aching book in the pipeline that he completed last year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31859255

But that's only a small consolation.

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UK call centre linked to ‘millions’ of nuisance robo-calls raided by ICO

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The ICO finally grew a pair - about fucking time!

See title.

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Life, the interview and everything: A chat with Douglas Adams

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Sri is:

here

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TDV

Amazingly, www.tdv.com is still up and running - well, in a preserved sort of way - last updated 2001. A small homage to a great man.

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Snowden 'ready to return to US', claims lawyer

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@ Matt Bryant

The only (snow)JOKE around here is your moronic post!

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Telly behemoths: Does size matter?

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TV Size

Back in the early 1970s I worked for Rediffusion as an apprentice TV engineer and, due to my lowly status, was often used for delivering the rental TVs to new customers. One day we had to deliver a hulking great (well, it was the 70s) 26" Ferguson colour TV to a couple who were renting and living in a single tiny room in someone else's house. There was only space for a "bed" (a double mattress on the floor) and a small chest of drawers. The TV went on the latter. A 12" portable would have been more appropriate.

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RIP Leonard Nimoy: He lived long and prospered

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"This is how i really feel."

Please keep such feelings to yourself in future.

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Reckon YOU can write better headlines than us? Great – apply within

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@Primus Secundus Tertius

"You don't have yo agree with all of them."

...obviously a squiggle with which you decided to disagree!

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El Reg chefs whip up Post-Pub Noshographic

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One question...

That top picture with the name "Lester Haines" underneath...

How drunk do you have to be before Lester actually looks like that?

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