* Posts by Shaun 7

8 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Aug 2009

ATM pays out credit for unwanted gadgets

Shaun 7
Alert

Auto-fence

Wow a 21st century innovation in fencing stolen tech, simply insert nicked gear, take credit, buy legimate item to sell to punter in pub.

What next, robo burglar, so the crim doesn't have to leave the house to empty yours?

Toshiba reveals Cell TV specs

Shaun 7
Paris Hilton

@ sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD

By 'Bottom' videos I assume you mean the amusing comedy series with Rik Mayall as opposed to videos of lady's derrieres?

Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'

Shaun 7
WTF?

BASIC

10 Goto Satan

20 Goto 10

iPod nano busted for upskirting

Shaun 7
Jobs Horns

Want to film upskirts of School Girls?

We've got an app for that......

Cyclists give TV chef a Wikikicking

Shaun 7
Heart

Why such polarity?

Pretty unique to the UK is the seeming polarity about cycling, it's a black and white love / hate thing and it's just weird. Put a cock in a car, in lycra, on a bike, on a pavement or (most definitely) in a uniform and the nature of the cock does not change. Ultimately the cock quotient remains steady.

I've been in a number of scrapes with cars on my bike, I've had a number of run ins with peds on my bike, I've even had run ins with other cyclists on my bike. Doesn't matter a jot what they are in or on if they can't give a stuff or are naturally and intrinsically cocks then it will out at some point (and yes I do follow the highway code and even the lessons learned in black and white days on my cycling proficiency test), this is a universal constant. What I can't understand though is the 'all cyclists are cocks' attitude, you don't hear people say 'all peds are cocks' or all 'all drivers are cocks' so why assume we all cycle dangerously (or are indeed cocks).

Anyway, who knows pehaps if James actually tried cycling, he might not have the same attitude and might be less of a cheeky bloater.

X-Men helmsman to fly Battlestar Galactica

Shaun 7
Thumb Down

Wow creative bankruptcy...

So having reimagined a clunky '70s sci-fi show, they are now re-imagining the re-imagination. Remakes are nothing new and on very rare occasions are better than the original but this is getting ridiculous.

NASA review: Forget about boots on Mars by 2030

Shaun 7
Alien

We should go....

Get up there, discover the hugely superior technology of the Martian race buried just below the surface, realise they left for other places once they realised how dreadful their neighbours were.....

China seals town after plague deaths

Shaun 7
Dead Vulture

Randall Flagg is on the road

I'm stocking up on pointy things in case this is World war Z, but hang on I can distinctly hear the strains of 'Don't Fear the Reaper' by the Blue Oyster Cult......

Gulp.