* Posts by lpopman

229 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Aug 2009

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White House warns El Reg over kitten-killing content

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Terminator

titular incandescence

We have both said things which you will regret, but we can put our differences aside. For science. You monster.

Portal 2

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FAIL

titular nonsense

I'm not giving any spoilers, but you are dead wrong on the time-scale. It's many years after HL2-EP2.

CPS: We won't prosecute over BT/Phorm secret trials

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Unhappy

titular thingy

To be fair, I think if the government hadn't told either company that what they were doing was legal, then the CPS would have proceeded with this. Government tied their hands from the outset.

That said, I really do wish that BT and Phorm could be prosecuted, but sadly, we were let down by our surveillance society government :/

Fukushima scaremongers becoming increasingly desperate

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Headmaster

titular nonsense

@Pet Peeve: "Do brits say "Arseholes", or does "assholes" work fine too?"

Yes, we say Arseholes. It also sounds nicely condescending ;)

Anyway, if a Brit says Asshole, it makes them sound like an Arsehole.

HBGary's nemesis is a '16-year-old schoolgirl'

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titular musings

Yep. With Banks of mighty computers, that dwell within the halls ;)

Wow, I must be getting old.....

EA dubs Nintendo Wii a 'legacy platform'

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Headmaster

titular nonsense

"sorry your (sic) right!" - Yes, you must ;)

What was the grammar nazi corralry again?

EA blocks user from game after alleged forum outburst

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WTF?

titular thingy

And what is wrong with cloud saves?

I use steam, and recently had a hard disk die on me. One new drive and re-install later, and my saves were there waiting for me. SteamCloud FTW :)

Anti-religious campaigners smack down census Jedis

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titular agreement

Nice one Chris, at least he didn't try the old "Atheists are just rebellious of God" line, which I see with an increasing frequency.

Also with faith there comes an absence of evidence. There is more than enough evidence around to disprove religion, but a more thorough refutation would probably put Sarah through living hell moderating us as the flames fly here.

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WTF?

titular wtf?

Firstly, moral codes don't come from religion, they come from us. We are social animals, and as such, developed our moral codes as to be able to live and work together as a social group.

Secondly, re-read The Selfish Gene (or have you just been listening to the soundbites?). It refers to the selfish gene not as a gene that makes you selfish, but as a gene that survives because it is in it's best interest. Like I say, re-read it.

Personally I'm an Atheist.

Google preps YouTube movie service 'for UK'

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titular informative

The streaming on LoveFilm.com isn't too bad, no buffering or stutters here and I'm on Sky at 4mbs (Yeah, my local loop is pretty crappy here). The only niggle I have is that the movies are encoded at a bitrate of 800k.

Pink Floyd guitarist pays McKinnon's health bills

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titular obsession

AC - "I haven't hacked into the US .gov or anyone else. I don't even have a parking ticket to my name. But I am almost friendless, relationship less and jobless, with eleven year's work history to my name at the age of 46"

I'm with you there, man. At almost the age of 40, and an AS sufferer, all of the above apply with the exeption of about 7 yrs work experience. Can't work with a crowd around me as I feel overwhelmed, and if I work alone, I get distracted quickly. * sighs *

NASA hails 'amazing' exoplanetary system

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Flame

titular admonishment

Now, now TMC. Please don't bring the g-word into a debate about sciencey stuff, it's silly.

YouTube honours shuttle dead with 'Workplace Safety' ad

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Coat

titular amusement

Or how about the drink made in commemoraton of the launch...7up and a drop of Teachers...

Mine's the one with the dusty joke book in the breast pocket

Lame Stuxnet worm 'full of errors', says security consultant

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Go

titular blatherings

erm, I'm SPARTACUS?

Prosecutors opt for 'malfeasance' over DPA to charge officials

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Headmaster

titular correction

@moitey: RTFA, misfeasance is a specific law, seperate from malfeasance.

Steve Jobs takes 'medical leave of absence' from Apple

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Coat

titular murmur

I'd wish it upon those that came up with webuyanycar (dotcom), though!

No court order against PlayStation hackers for now

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titular advisory

Yep, I own my Sky box too. The only thing they retain ownership of is the viewing card, understandably, which is where the DRM happens. This also highlights the grey area that Sony, in this particular case, is in. Sky owns the card, so you can be held liable for any tampering with that device. Sony can't really go after you for unauthorised access to the device as you are the owner, thus have the authorisation to access said device.

SWAT team besieges Illinois school in 'butt dialling' incident

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titular something

Here they come to save the motherfucking day, yeah!

/me places face in hands, and shakes head whilst sighing

Cell phone search needs no warrant, say Cal Supremes

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Happy

titular gurning

I was just going to say exactly the same thing ;)

Also, around my way, you could probably get 10 times the quantity for that price. Including delivery.

Smiley, as I remember the 90's pills fondly :)

Gov gone wild: Mad new pub glasses, bread freedom introduced

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Pint

titularly inebriate

Yeah, and a pink umbrella too methinks....

Where I come from, even the girlies drink pints :)

PlayStation 3 code signing cracked

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Pirate

titular agreement

Never saw that one, but I remember Ceiling Cat flipping the HBC screen upside down if it detected any cIOS, and announcing that he's "watching ur ISOz".

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FAIL

titular information

Actually, the keys are impossible to change, as they are relied upon in certain areas of the boot process, and are irrevokable. Note that the Apploader key (that allows GameOS stuff to be signed)hasn't been found yet, and I don't think that Marcan and co. are in a hurry to do that ;)

The "exploit", if it can be called that, shows how much fail Sony are made of. The AES encryption in hardware was cool, if only they didn't use the SAME F***ING RANDOM NUMBER to generate the keys. That means that when you have two public keys, you can rearange the terms of the AES equation using basic algebra to get the private key.

The presentation is worth the watch for technical details, and if you like memes the thing is full of them (Over 9000 PSJailbreak clones, hehe)

Fail icon, 'cos of Sony's fail

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Linux

titular thingy

There are many keys used for signing different things on the PS3. At the moment, the Apploader key for GameOS hasn't been found, and Marcan and co. aren't in a rush to find it. So no Blu-Ray piracy yet.

This is not to say that the PS3 isn't completely 0wned, because it is. It's just that you can't pirate games on it.

Cambridge boffins rebuff banking industry take down request

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titular amusement

Nice rebuttal letter :)

I particularly liked this paragraph :-

"Second, you seem to think that we might censor a student’s thesis, which is lawful and already in the public domain, simply because a powerful interest finds it inconvenient. This shows a deep misconception of what universities are and how we work. Cambridge is the University of Erasmus, of Newton, and of Darwin; censoring writings that offend the powerful is offensive to our deepest values. Thus even though the decision to put the thesis online was Omar’s, we have no choice but to back him. That would hold even if we did not agree with the material! Accordingly I have authorised the thesis to be issued as a Computer Laboratory Technical Report. This will make it easier for people to find and to cite, and will ensure that its presence on our web site is permanent."

Kudos to Prof. Anderson, beautifully put!

Top Ten Arcade Classics

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titular appendage

"F1 Circus (one of those funny Japanese lost in translations)"

I remember that one. It was definitely an Engrish translation, but the irony is that F1 is also known as the F1 Circus because of the moving from venue to venue.

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Happy

titular stuff

I dunno about getting old, but it was a perfectly legal high back then (probably still now cos it aint GHB), and more socially acceptable than glue and other solvents.

Memories of a raver :)

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titular thingy

"Anyone remember a game based on an F15 ( I think it was), and real life video stored on a laser disk, with computer generated graphics superimposed over the top?"

Either M.A.C.H. 3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.A.C.H._3

or

Firefox http://www.arcade-history.com/?n=firefox&page=detail&id=4492

Google's social 'problem' doesn't involve building Facebook rival

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Thumb Down

titular bollocks

"the face book connect that shows up in all the websites is the main thing it will eat into google's AD revenues when FB starts displaying ADs on all websites."

Erm, since when have the FB conect buttons carried advertising?

Oh, and [citation needed] too methinks.

Google == Ad broker to the entire internet

FB == Ad broker to its own network.

I don't like either companies, but I have to live with them....

Wales loses 'dot-cum' domain to tax haven

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Coffee/keyboard

titular amusement

hows about .sheepf.uk?

MP slams ICO for 'lily-livered' Google probe

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FAIL

titular tsk

"They're both spackers...Two mongs don't make a right."

What are you, 12 or something?

Prosecutors prep decision on BT-Phorm case

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Headmaster

titular thingy

Just to add a little scope, it is an EU investigation at the expense of every country in the EU.

Ms. Gates: 'Bill does not use a Mac'

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Happy

titular musings

Or more appropriately, Does Clive Sinclair use a BBC Micro?

Trucker jailed for deadly motorway gamble

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FAIL

titular nothingness

Except it was a running gag in Viz for quite a while before that bellend said it.

Penthouse founder Guccione dead at 79

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Coffee/keyboard

titular titter

"ran them through the autoclave" - Classic!

Cinema iPhone pirate escapes jail in test case appeal

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Headmaster

titular stuff

The Custodial Sentence was quashed, and was replaced by a Community Order.

meh

Jobsian fondle-slab in SEXY FILTHGRAM CRACKDOWN

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Coffee/keyboard

titular thingy

Eat my goal!

The proof in the pudding is the eating, and he's got football pie down his shirt !

Shit!

Hehe, that's my fave AP bit on the Day Today :)

An optimist says "The glass of milk is half-full."

A pessimist says "It is half-empty."

I say, "It is sour."

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titular addition

Don't forget the old Viz stalwarts:

Wank (Germany)

Fucking (Austria)

Margaret Thatcher celebrates 85 years

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FAIL

titular admonishment

"some of their hate crime legislation may prove very useful in dealing with the individuals who have posted here."

You mean the anti-miner, anti-europe, anti-poor and anti-socialist hatred being spouted?

Unlimited CRB checks may fall away

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FAIL

titular thingy

"No, I can't prove I'm not. But a CRB check CAN prove someone IS / WAS ... does sexual preference change after a few years? No? Okay, then "IS". Which is sort of the point of doing a CRB check."

Ah, but the CRB check goes much deeper than just criminal records. The database contains stuff like - "Anonymous Coward is a paedophile, Joseph Bloggs says so.", which is just hearsay.

RTFA before you post, at least.

Telcos don't tell about disabled policies

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titular agreement

Yay! Another "hold the tomatoes" guy:)

I don't even bother with Mc Donalds these days, because I've lost track of how many times they didn't hold the tomatoes. The stupid thing is they have a button on the till for this sort of thing, and they still don't notice :/

Oh, and I'm a veggie too, so I get the juice soaking into the burger which makes it kind of soggy...

It's what you get for paying people to act as robots instead of allowing them to think for themselves.

Little Chef in 'I ♥ Charlie' t-shirt outrage

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Unhappy

titular hypothesis

Her name could be Jaqueline Daniels, actually :)

Kids clothes started going downhill when the boob-tubes for 9 year olds came out..

Kids should be allowed to be kids, and not be forced into growing up too soon.

Moms stand firm against antenna madness

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titular anouncement

"I suspect someone with knowledge of plastic molding machines would do away with the first part of your post, too."

Having worked in plastics, as a machine operator, I can categorically state that any moulding equipment I came into contact with all used heated rollers and hot air to form the shape.

I can't say anything about injection moulding though, as I have no experience on that.

Steve Jobs carried 'ninja throwing stars' in hand luggage

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Coat

titular titter

名前を変更する

Drummers: Looking for a throbbing BumChum?

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Pint

titular thingy

Well, speaking as a heavy bassist, I can see the need for drummers to have feedback from their bass drums because people like me drown them out.

Obligatory druumer joke:

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but you have to shout slowly at him 'cos he can't see to read your lips...

Beer, a peace offering to all pot beaters who frequent here

Symantec and Snoop Dogg launch cybercrime rap contest

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titular rapture

I was always under the impression that rap was beat oriented, and hip-hop was groove oriented...

Back on topic though, the raps will probably be whack. Snoop be illin' on this one methinks

Nandos 'village bike' ad not sexist, rules ASA

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Coat

titular amusement

Can I be the first to ask if anyone could lend me their girlfriend so that I can have a spicy dip in her warm pitta pocket?

Hardware hackers defeat quantum crypto

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FAIL

titular nonsense

erm, if you reat the article, you would find out that it isn't lab-only crypto. It is in use by banking institutions amongst others.

I'll give you the initial outlay and local access points as prohibitive though...

Apple QuickTime backdoor creates code-execution peril

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Headmaster

titular thingy

Actually, DEP (or lack thereof) isn't a factor of this attack as the actual code is executed in the .dll in question, not on the stack.

See the paper here: http://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~hovav/talks/blackhat08.html for more details on ROP.

ASLR would help to prevent this kind of attack, though I'm pretty sure there could be a work around.

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Headmaster

titular stuff

"Adding DEP and Intel adding a flag to stop the contents of the stack being executable has not stopped attacks being possible."

DEP wouldn't prevent this type of attack, as it is only return addresses and data stored on the stack, no actual code stream is ever placed on the stack.

see the paper here: http://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~hovav/talks/blackhat08.html for more details on ROP.

British Airways sorry for 'landing on water' nonsense

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titular golgafrinchamism

BA should have a light-up sign with "Don't Panic" on it, in big friendly letters...

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