* Posts by batfastad

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PowerShell for Office 365 powers on

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News?

We migrated from on-premise Exchange to Office365 about 18 months ago (turning off our old Exchange server was a magical moment). We've got all manner of PowerShell commands for setting up new mailboxes, importing, exporting, allocating licenses etc. Are you sure this is new?

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Smart meters set to cost Blighty as much as replacing Trident

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Noses in troughs

Yet there are still people sleeping in cardboard boxes. What a country.

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Drupal flicks fix to nix OpenID admin account hijack hole

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Re: Drupal is

In our testing stock Drupal (with APC and Drupal caching) couldn't match an old fully-loaded Joomla (without APC). When we added APC to Joomla it was game over.

Please note that I don't like Joomla either, I think all CMSs are a pile of rubbish. But at one site I ended up with APC, Drupal caching, memcached and even then they could only get about 30 req/s.

In the end, I found the best way to get performance out of Drupal was to not use Drupal. And run Varnish on top. Wooooosh! :)

Don't even get me started on PHP code being stored in the database and eval()'ed out. That is insanity.

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Drupal is

... a pile of cr4p. Unfortunately it's the most flexible pile of cr4p there is in the open source CMS world, so I end up seeing it all over the place.

I've seen 2,000 DB queries per request on some pages with bloat loads of modules/views/whatevers. Scalable.

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Pint-sized PCIe powerhouse: Intel NUC5i5RYK

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Nice

I have an HTPC under my TV but all media stuff has been switched over to a RaspberryPi+OpenElec, which does most of the job perfectly.

The old Atom in the HTPC is starting to struggle with modern sites though and there is one thing that keeps it in service... Microsoft Effing Silverlight. No actually 2 things, Microsoft Effing Skype.

I considered buying a new TV, one of those Samsung spyware ones which apparently have Skype, if you're willing to pay £60 for the official USB web cam accessory. Has all the Netflix, iPlayer apps built-in as well... until Samsung get bored of providing updates for whatever TV model I bought anyway.

This does look good but the NUCs are expensive. Perfect for our meeting rooms at work perhaps.

For my use something like the Zotac Zbox Pico is about 1/3rd of the price and will be more than adequate for an always-on Skype kiosk.

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'Snowden risked lives' fearfest story prompts sceptical sneers

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Risks lives

Risked lives?

So does bombing the fsck out of people and nuclear submarines. GovTards seem to be very much pro those.

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Nosy Brit cops demand access to comms data EVERY TWO MINUTES

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D'you want a warrant with that?

Everyone knows that only islamo-peado-terrierists use @btinternet.com e-mail addresses.

And the rozzers/secret rozzers want more power?

Are we there yet? I want to get out.

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SourceForge accused of shackling GIMP in kinky adware

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I sort of agree. It's the Overwrite rather than Save that got me at first. Even though you have overwritten the file, you still get prompted that changes are going to be discarded when you close.

Am I that bothered? Nah, I got on with my life.

GIMP is a superb bit of software, along with Inkscape and Scribus. They have been in my workflow for such a long time now and they enabled me to switch to Linux on my desktop a few years ago.

The only thing I end up firing up my old copy of CS2 for is CMYK in Potatoshop and Acrobat Pro/Distiller. There's no open source equivalent for heavy duty PDF manipulation. I'd chip in to a kickstarter big-style to get CMYK into GIMP and it will happen eventually, something about integrating the GEGL library or something last time I looked into it. They get a bit tetchy if you ask about CMYK in IRC :)

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Stripped to the core and full of Xfce: Xubuntu Linux loses it

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XFCE

Xubuntu is good. Been the primary OS on my laptop for a couple of years now. Was a Mint+XFCE before that but switched to Xubuntu for a reason I can't now remember.

XFCE does exactly what I want from a desktop environment: Stays out of the way, fast without unnecessary bouncy icons and other Fisher Price effects, allows for loads of customisation, and lets me use the actual desktop instead of having a glorious empty unusable space as seems to be the fashion

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What the BLEEP? BitTorrent's secure messaging app arrives

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Hey

Hey everyone, here's a new secure messaging app. Can everyone switch to it for us please? No you can't read the code.

And while you're at it, do us a favour and store all your passwords on lastpass for us will you?

Cheers

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Spotify springs bloody leak as losses grow to $197m – report

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Paid subscribers?

I wonder how many of paid subscribers only signed up because of the 99p for 3 month deal just before Christmas. I did and guess what, I let it rot. It's a good service but I just didn't use it enough to justify a tenner a month. A fiver? Perhaps. But as it goes the free version is more than adequate for the limited amount of time I listen to any of the music that is offered by Spotify.

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Round Two in Sky vs Skype trademark scrap goes to Murdoch's men

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Confusing?

I don't know about anyone else but I signed up to Sky because of their marketing. It's everywhere, every time I look up, above me all the time. Fscking Murdoch can take his fscking sky and shove it.

Wait, what, you mean... the atmosphere is not owned by Sky Plc despite having the word "sky" in it? Oh I see, solicitors found prior art in this case.

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Low price, big power: Virtual Private Server picks for power nerds

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Re: Excuse my ignorance please

Well AWS offers a whole raft of services that generic cheapo VPS providers and competing public clouds from MS and Google simply don't offer (though MS and Google keep playing catch-up). Object storage, managed NFS, Solr search, load balancers, DNS, databases etc

But in terms of simple compute+disk, i.e. a VM, I would say the reason many would use a VPS instead would be price. Even the smallest Amazon instance is usually more expensive than some of the offerings from DigitalOcean etc. On AWS a t1.micro "on demand" instance plus a 20GB EBS volume will run to $29 per month (unless you reserve for 1+ years which brings the monthly cost down).

An advantage of using AWS though is their API. We spin up additional instances when req/s through our load balancers starts rising and then spin instances down during quieter times. We have several reasonably large internal applications which are powered up on demand by users through a dashboard on the intranet etc. As yet I don't think DigitalOcean, Linode etc have such an expansive API or well-worn SDKs to rival AWS.

Even though we use AWS heavily, we make sure our compute workload can be easily spun up with any other generic provider. We can route some applications to pre-configured environments with other providers or our own racks if needed.

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Lowendbox

Worth having a look at lowendbox.com

I've worked with a few "companies" that have absolutely minimal budget so have bounced around quite a few of these cheap VPS providers. Experience on the whole is largely very good. Main uses... DNS, distributed mail relay clusters, reverse proxy caches, database replicas, backup boxes, and generally being able to distribute workloads across several providers.

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High-speed powerline: Home connectivity without the cables

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Latency

The thing that really surprised me about homeplug was the latency. Granted I've got a pair of budget Trendnet devices, not sure which gen, maybe 200mbps. Ping to the router through homeplug is about 10ms, which is the same as pinging one of my servers in a DC from my router (ADSL). Compared to less than 1ms over Wifi.

It's a new-build flat, which I know doesn't guarantee good wiring. I don't think the brand of adaptor or the homeplug standard version would make too much difference to this though, I'm assuming the latency is simply down to the conversion/transmission protocol. Anyone able to elaborate?

I'm not dissing homeplug in the slightest, it just works and blows my mind really. But I was just surprised at this level of latency.

Unless I've just got duff homeplugs and other people get lower latency?

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Costa Coffee Club members wake up and smell the data breach

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Details

Do people actually give correct details to these things?

They can have my spamalot Gmail address. But other than that I am Mr A Partridge, 10 King Road, Ipswich.

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Web advertising giant (Google) to spew ads over web – using HTTPS

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Eh?

All our sites are forced-HTTPS and have DFP ads, served over HTTPS. Use a scheme-relative URL... //www.googletagservices.com/blah to load the initial JS and the rest of it is apparently handled. We've been running it that was for quite a few years IIRC.

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Chrome 42 breaks vSphere web client thanks to ye olde NPAPI

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Browser plugin required?

Fail.

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30 per cent of servers, storage and switches now sold to clouds

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Hello darkness my old friend

Ah yes, the default HTML table styling, how I have missed thee!

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It's 2015 and a RICH TEXT FILE or a HTTP request can own your Windows machine

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Re: Flash Player - or a Prayer?

@elDog Ditch that Foxit adware... Check out SumatraPDF :)

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Google sticks anti-SQL injection vaccine into MySQL MariaDB fork

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Pls paste into El Reg CMS

TRUNCATE TABLE `el_reg_authors`;

DELETE FROM `articles` WHERE `copy_pasted`=1 OR `proof_read` IS NULL;

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Intel shows Google how to stick it real good

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Re: Hello darkness my old friend

Pure unadulterated HTML... table cellspacing="0" border="1"

Party like it's 1999 dudes.

Please add a simple TABLE { border-collapse:collapse; } into your CSS, I beg you.

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Hello darkness my old friend

Ah yes, the default HTML table styling, how I have missed thee!

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Torvalds' temptress comes of age: Xfce 4.12 hits the streets

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Good!

Long time user of XFCE, love it. Used to be Mint+XFCE, now Xubuntu, for a couple of minor reasons.

MATE and Cinnamon are decent too though to be fair.

It does what it's meant to. A menu. A status bar. An actual usable desktop. And plenty of customisation within that.

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Crack security team finishes TrueCrypt audit – and the results are in

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Audit

Can you trust it again now then? Depends who did the audit I suppose. I mean who really did the audit.

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The coming of DAB+: Stereo eluded the radio star

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The same kbps as a potato

Every single time I have tried DAB it has ended up sounding no better than a potato. Underwater.

The only time I ever listen to radio is TMS on LW, or 5 live MW in the car, which are both equally as capable of sounding like a potato underwater at times. But I accept potato sound quality because it's old tech that's universal, and my portable radio easily fits in a pocket and can do an entire winter test match series on a single pair of AAAs.

I expect much much better from DAB radios that are typically larger, heavier, more expensive and either require mains power or a daily feed of batteries/charging.

Happy to be proven wrong though if anyone can find me a DAB radio that has a mass equal to or less than 150g, dimensions equal to or less than 7cm x 10cm x 3cm, and can run for a week non-stop on a pair of AAAs. Or that works when not driving in perfect concentric circles around the nearest transmitter.

Digital TV works because its consumption happens through a stationary receiver/aerial. Radio on the other hand, less so, alot less.

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Silent server monitoring: A neat little cure that doesn't kill the patient

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Nagios

Zabbix, munin, icinga, zenoss... yet everyone always ends up back at Nagios.

Pretty happy with Graphite for metrics though, with Grafana for fancy dashboards.

We all know Nagios sucks. But it's the de-facto standard of sucking.

Having said that, I have been impressed by Zabbix but adding a new Nagios check for anything is so simple. Using Puppet makes it even easier to deploy custom checks en-masse.

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Millions of voters are missing: It’s another #GovtDigiShambles

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Re: Irrelevant

I should follow up by adding that despite my attitude towards politics in this country and politicians in general, I will still toddle down to the ballot box and make the mark of the illiterate in a box on the form. I will get a warm feeling of enfranchisement in a happy utopia for all of about 30 seconds. Before stepping back out onto a street covered with vomit and chicken bones*.

*Said in jest of course. I realise that by living in the UK I have truly won the lottery of life compared to the hell that most of the world's population have to get through. If I'm really lucky maybe there'll be a pigeon eating the chicken bone, that is a sight to behold!

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Delving into Office 2016: Microsoft goes public with new preview

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Speed

Does it load faster than the Office XP that I'm still rocking?

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Vince Cable opens hipster-friendly London tech creche

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Phew!

Thank god. More money for London will fix the rest of the country in no time!

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Not in the Budget: Spooks beg UK.gov for £111m brown envelope

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Hmmm

Itemised invoice please.

Yours faithfully

The Electorate

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Cisco posts kit to empty houses to dodge NSA chop shops

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Support

It's largely irrelevant anyway. Many sites I visit have Cisco gear that hasn't been updated since it was originally installed and the support has lapsed meaning you can't get the newer code anyway. Open season because of the unique way Cisco stuff seems to leave the factory full of bugs.

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Hackable media box based on the Raspberry Pi compute module: Five Ninjas Slice

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Re: Ethernet

Have a look at the Beaglebone Black

EDIT: Actually don't... that's not what I was looking for

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Re: An alternative

Nice tip on the plusberry!

I've been looking for a decent Pi case for ages. The way the wires sprout out of all sides is a bit annoying and having one with an integrated iR receiver would be decent. Like you I've fudged it with lego for now.

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UK says comms metadata can kill personal privacy

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Hello old friend

Ah yes, the default HTML table styling, how I have missed thee!

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Ark scoops £700m to host ALL UK.gov's data centre needs

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GovCloud

Sounds like "Baroness Manningham-Buller, DCB, life peer in the House of Lords and former director general of the Security Service (MI5)" has got the hang of that GovCloud procurement framework perfectly!

Remember GovCloud has the word "cloud" in it. A new-fangled word... same old sh*t.

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Re: Well

Was thinking the same. Until I got to "Non-executive directors on the firm's board include Baroness Manningham-Buller, DCB, life peer in the House of Lords and former director general of the Security Service (MI5)".

So it seems the best way of winning Gov business still is to have a "Baroness Manningham-Buller" on your board. Anyone aware of any channel suppliers for those and how are they deployed?

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MPs 'alarmed' by millions of mugshots on Brit cops' databases

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Meh

alarmed

Here's my alarmed face... http://goo.gl/5Exw0G

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

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Want to deploy virtual machines in a hurry? PowerShell is your friend

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PowersHELL!

PowerShell is no doubt a step on from the abysmal effort at command line that MS had been peddling since the mid-90s. Admittedly I've only looked at it briefly but the implementation and syntax of commands that I've used seems so inconsistent and appears to vary massively depending on the Windows team/product (Exchange vs IIS vs SQL Server etc).

It's useful as a way of exposing a programmatic API to what is usually point-n-click Windows interfaces and wizards.

But you still need a decent wrapper language to bind it all together. And that's where cygwin comes in for me ;)

Not hatin', just sayin'.

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Price slashed on Reg-branded Swiss Army Knife

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Leatherman

Leatherman Micra is the boss of portable knives. I've had one (a few) for years and they are truly portable. Sometimes a little bit too portable... to the point of no return at airports where I have ended up having to bin it and buy another.

And that concludes the story of my ownership of the Leatherman Micra. You're welcome.

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Bad movie: Hackers can raid networks with burnt Blu-Rays

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Stop

Blue Ray?

Is this some sort of physical media format?

Joking aside, I just don't have the space or desire to store a crate of discs for someone. If the publishers/studio wants me to store a copy of their latest "re-make of a prequel to a re-make of a book" for them then that's fine. Storage prices start at £20 per year for long-term archival. Though contracts might be terminated without notice when I decide to dump them at a charity shop.

If they want me to give up my time to actually watch their latest "re-make of a prequel to a re-make of a book" then that will cost them $£$$£. Prices on application.

Their business model is all wrong :)

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SIM hack scandal biz Gemalto: Everything's fine ... Security industry: No, it's really not

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Move along, nothing to see here

If the secret police want to be all up in you sh*t, they don't need to hack.

Carry on as you were everyone... says the secret warrant issued by a secret court.

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Apache finally signs off Hadoop database... after 7 years of development

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I heart commas

"Facebook Pintrest"?

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Gemalto: NSA, GCHQ hacked us – but didn't snatch crucial SIM keys

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Prison

I, me, you, we would all be banged up if for industrial espionage on this scale.

As ever, the rules are different for those that make the rules.

I'm not condoning terrierislamopedoismists or whoever the threat to national insecurity is this week. But there's defence and there's offence. This is most definitely offence.

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BT fixes home hub drop-out glitch ONE YEAR after denying flaw existed

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Re: Wow BT is getting faster at responding to user problems

Yep. You don't think they have access to anywhere near the bandwidth they actually sell to their customers do you? I'm fine with the principle of overselling, I totally get it. But there's overselling to make sure users have a fair service, then there's BT's overselling to maximise profit while being able to trumpet "X number of properties have access to super-fast broadband*"

* but only at off-peak times. In a vacuum. At close to 0K at which point the home hub is transformed into a Bose-Einstein Condensate and only then able to shift packets at the advertised speed.

You've probably guessed... I wouldn't p*ss on BT even if it was on fire.

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IT knowledge is as important as Maths, says UK.gov

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Baron(ess)?\?

And when Baroness Morgan talks, you better listen. Because she knows her sh*t on this stuff.

Wait... who?

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M0n0wall comes tumbling down as dev throws in the trowel

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Times changed

Used it for a number of years at a few small offices and worked well. IPCop also. But as embedded router boxes increased in power and features our need for the use of commodity hardware and dedicated firewall distros has gone away.

Used a few Microtik RouterOS devices in the last 5 years which do a good job but with fewer moving parts.

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Virgin Media to splurge BEELLIONS on UK network infrastructure expansion

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Peppa

In the immortal words of Mr Bull... "We're digging up the road!"

An in-joke for Peppa Pig afficionados/sufferers there. Please don't hate me.

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Agree with this.

Worked at a small business on a business park for a number of years and being on the ar$e end of town the ADSL was terrible. All the residential cabinets along the main road had been deployed in the first wave of FTTC rollout. But absolutely no effort to provide anything more than ADSL to businesses on the business park. The only option was leased line/ethernet connections which started off at £1k+ per month, they just didn't have the budget for that.

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Free WiFi coming to UK trains ... in two years

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Priorities

Well that sounds like it will make fares cheaper so a +1 from me. Waiddaminute!

Since public transport is clearly aimed at the luxury travel market these days, I would expect very decent connection speeds.

When East Coast GNER National Express (or whatever they're called this week) say on-board wifi what they mean is a bunch of 3G/4G dongles bonded together across the length of the train. Not that it matters. I'd rather use my own bandwidth from my phone/whatever device, than a connection shared amongst a carriage or 12.

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