* Posts by Terry 6

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BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required

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Re: I guess the truth hurts.

There used to be simple database programmes in the 80s and 90s that came on the front of computer magazines, or could be bought for a few quid. These did pretty much all that an ordinary office worker or business owner in a small company would need to store and sort simple information, like the details of a few hundred customers. Something like; Company Name>>Address>>Phone number>>Contact name>> main area of business>>Purchases. With just enough data management tools to be able to, say, sort out which customers were in the local postcode area, or which ones had previously bought a Mk 3 widget polisher. And even which customers in a given postcode area had already bought a Mk 3 widget polisher!

Relational databases take far too much time and complexity to even learn how to use, or to set up. And no small business can afford to buy in an expert to create something far too big and clunky for their needs, if it can be made to work at all. So of course they use Excel. Can't blame them either.

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Re: I guess the truth hurts.

I do, or it's LibreOffice equivalent.

As examples;

A mileage form and timesheet. Both were issued as paper forms.

I recreated both into spreadsheets as templates, but then they did all the repeated maths for me. i.e. One added up all the short distances I had to travel and the other counted all the half days by my ticking a box next to the date ( 3.5hrs am 3.0hrs pm) + odd hours I worked, to give a daily and running/final total. With the added bonus of filling in most of the dates. At the end I can just save ( as a PDF these days) and email it in without bothering my scanner.

Or a simple exam time calculator with spaces for Start Time and Duration, then formulae that calculated the end time and additional 25% extra time - which I then sent to my mobile phone. Saves effort doing time calculations and making errors.

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Re: I guess the truth hurts.

I frequently wish people would just use a fucking table in WORD/Writer or whatever.

It's far more suitable for most common uses.

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Re: I guess the truth hurts.

I wish people would use it like that though!

Superuser mostly helped IT, until a BSOD saw him invent a farcical fix

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Re: Management material

Absolutely not a joke. In education ( in the UK at least, don't know about Japan) it's a career path.

I long ago lost count of the number of ambitious (don't really want to be) teachers and exteachers-turned-advisors who arrived in a school, launched a shiny new panacea then buggered off to bigger and better things leaving the actual teachers to clear up the mess.

There was even one such who actually stayed with the same authority, moving on ever upwards, who could look a room full of experienced teachers in the eye and without a hint of a blush explain why the latest new thing was brilliant and the old thing was obviously rubbish from the start, even though a few weeks previously she'd spent her days actively promoting said rubbish and explaining why the programme previous to it had been obviously rubbish, even though...... (rinse and repeat scheme after scheme).

'The computer was sitting in a puddle of mud, with water up to the motherboard'

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I used to drive past there every morning, for a few years. Even outside the stink, while I was stuck in the inevitable traffic jam, was pretty appalling.

CLIs are simply wizard at character building. Let’s not keep them to ourselves

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Re: GUIs were and are intended to demystify the computer

I have to reluctantly agree that I think you may be right. While I use the right click ( in Windows) a lot. I've seen so many users that only ever click the right button by accident and then get confused/worried when strange unexpected menus appear.

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Yes. There's a small irony embedded here too.

In Windows you can change the icons for the recycle bin to your own custom icons. It's been around for a long time. Through various versions- since 7 at least - maybe even Vista..

And they've never fixed the bug that stops it working properly.

The workaround has been known for years. You have to edit the registry and add a ,s to the icons' paths.

https://www.sevenforums.com/tutorials/24761-recycle-bin-fix-custom-icons-not-refreshing.html

Maybe it's fixed in 11. Maybe they supply flying pigs too.

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Re: GUIs were and are intended to demystify the computer

press the button, and then keep it held so that the menu would stay visible until you reached the item you wished to select, and then you released the button to select that option

Have they done away with that, then? Always IMHO a stupid design*. I hated it when I needed to use a Mac- a few decades back. In fact it's the main, perhaps only, reason that I refused to use one at work, when I was at a site that had some.

*Apple fans at the time seemed to delight in it, yet apparently now it's......gone?

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Re: Intuitive GUI? My arse.

Which happens to be no different to the button that starts my car. And it's not hard to figure out that the button you use to "start" something is the same button you use to end it. It's what we do all the time irl.

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Re: What's best - GUI or command line?

Absolutely. I'm not a coder. I haven't written a serious programme in 40 years ( and then not many). I want to be able to do everything I need in GUI..

But sometimes you just can't.

How to deorbit the Chromebook... and repurpose it for innovators

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Re: It's the storage, Luke

it's a 'human-condition' problem to want to store everything--photos, videos, files you are certain you'll ....

No it is not. Some humans, under some circumstances maybe. Others just the opposite.

Some people want to horde everything, equipment, emails, whatever,. Some nothing. Most of us somewhere between. ( I admit I tend more to the "If in doubt chuck it out" end)

We used to have battles over this sort of thing when I was working. Any times we had a skip I'd chuck any old stuff that we hadn't used within memory. And a member of staff would try to retrieve it because "We might need it some day".

My tests were to ask "When, in what circumstances,do you think we might need it. And, "If it was to become useful again would you remember we had it and where to find it"?

And without a definitive answer to each of these, out it goes.

I'm much the same at home. That old plastic jug, we never use- goes. And so on.

With (non-legally required) files my rule was and is, " Could I envisage serious regret without it?"

So most emails and the saved copies of letters are dumped within a short time of the end of their usefulness. Family photos, however, mostly get the full backup treatment- but even there I'll thin out some. Like if I happen to see a really crap photo that is like lots of others and doesn't serve to carry a memory it will go.Especially from the cloud backup locations.

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Re: Re-purposing Already Happening

That's a different kettle of fish.

It's the rather condescending "dolls" house that's the problem.

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Re: Re-purposing Already Happening

Girls-dolls house-2023?

Really?

Bank's datacenter died after travelling back in time to 1970

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Re: Remember those batteries

*It does seem sometimes that as a rule of thumb, any component that a manufacturer thinks won't be noticed will be designed* sub-par.

Or redesigned. I had a film camera camera when I was a kid. Dad took it on holiday at if broke so he wanted to replace it. The original one had vanished from the shops, only version we could find was a rebadged one in Dixons. Absolutely identical to look at. Same price or thereabouts. Similar name. Apparently only the badge was different. 'Cept it never worked properly. The film would slip and frames overlap ( I didn't tell dad, he'd have been so upset).

When I took it apart it was obvious why. The original toothed wheel had been shiny steel. This one had lots of nylon parts instead.

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Re: Yearly tasks....

Even quarterly. Our mattress is meant to be turned 4 times a year. So, solstice and equinox days.

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Re: Yearly tasks....

specially when the responsible person leaves the company

Or even more likely, has moved on to new project/office/department/building ( multiple layers of likely movement iow) and left their old tasks to the new person, who may not even realise, or have been told about, every single detail- because the outgoing person has a squillion small asks that popped up on their diary from time to time Especially if there has been more than one change. There is absolutely no way that a hand-over will contain every detail of the outgoing person's year, or indeed the significance of the ones that are included.

BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus

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Re: In the glorious past

One of the common facets of private enterprise and public/government services is that when savings need to be made a lot of expensive people are employed to, err.... save money.

Scribbling limits in free version of Evernote set to test users' patience

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Re: $130 per year?

Interestingly Macrium Free (back up imaging s/w) is stopping updates from January. Only the paid version will be continued. I'll probably just keep using it, as is.

I've recommended it over the years. Can't now.

It seems a bit spiteful since I doubt that the free tier users will convert to the paid version. That's £60 for the home edition, but only gives "minor updates for this version only" i.e. once they bring out a new version it's as dead as the free one. Or £37 a year after the first "Black Friday half price" year, which, to be fair, isn't that expensive as such.

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The whole "freemium" model seems pretty screwed up

I struggle to understand how the companies price this.

Even the more trustworthy ones seem to not understand about use cases and costs.

Proton is a prime example. I use the free email and vpn. I'd happily pay a small amount for a slightly better version with email client support ( and maybe calender sharing and even a local VPN, which isn't even in the cheapest paid tier btw).

But not around £50 a year for 10 mostly unneeded email addresses an unneeded extra 15Gb of storage, 24 unneeded calendars.

In general, almost none of the paid for content in the majority of freemium offerings are of any use to me and I can't justify the costs. Especially when there are so many of them. I'd be paying hundreds of quid a year for almost no extra value.

It feels very like the business model that would rather have ten thousand customers each giving £100 profit a year than half a million each averaging £10 profit a year.

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Re: No good to me

Yeah, but they are trying to move it into the shitty "Store" version only

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No good to me

My use case isn't massive, but I do need to share notes across a desktop, phone and laptop as a minimum. Not an unusual array of devices.

So the Evernote free version became useless to me a while back.

Currently just using Onenote. Which works well enough for me, as long as I keep the "store" version at bay.

I'll look at those other programmes and see which platforms they're good for. I need something that will work across Windows, iOs and optionally 'nux

Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

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There is something about the design

Having different squarish holes in the side of a computer, placed near/next to each other does seem a bit perverse, though.

You shouldn't be too surprised for a user to forget which is which.

Inexcusable for the OP's boss is not to have the basic sense to try the other one if the first one isn't working

That is not merely a failure of understanding logic and reason, or indeed IT, but also a shameful failure to do some basic human problem solving.

If this one doesn't work try the other one has to be a rule as old as civilisation itself.

No link between internet use and poor mental health, according to Oxford boffins

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Re: Oh, and by the way ...

No. Two differences. Seeking for a "smoking gun" implies that you are 1) looking for causation which a correlation famously isn't. And 2) are looking for a straight forward single causal factor, whereas correlation may be just part of a set of factors.

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Re: Oh, and by the way ...

You got there before me. See icon.

Brit borough council apologizes for telling website users to disable HTTPS

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Brit?

"Brit Borough Council".

WTF!

AI won't take your job, might shrink your wages, European Central Bank reckons

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Wishful thinking

I do wonder if there is a threat to jobs, at least in the short term, from bosses who think that they can just use AI to avoid employing/replacing/training staff.

A bit like the character in the Nationwide advert ("That's what chatbots are for").

i.e. it's not about the reality of LLMs, but about the belief making them salivate.

Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz

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Re: Tesla should deal

A lot of this goes back to the Thatcher years. There was a real focus on the UK deindustrialising and becoming a service based economy. And pretty much the only way that makes serious money for the nation (i.e. exports) is with financial services.

Anything else is just, to use a phrase memorable at the time, "people holding doors open for each other".

So in the 21stC we earn our keep by providing a safe hiding place for oligarchs and crooked dictators/politicians to launder money. Most of which takes place in and around London.

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Re: Postal Service

Is that a nasty dig at civil servants or at industrial action?

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Re: I am enjoying this dispute

And that sums up ( one form of ) modern stupidity. Because some (mostly ) already well heeled individuals get lucky and become the super rich we hold them up as if they were somehow brilliant, rather than the statistical outliers that they really are.

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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Software

The people who design, write and set-up computer systems will actually start to listen to the actual people who need to use stuff.

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Re: The Register ....

Will it revert to spelling words in English too?

Google Drive misplaces months' worth of customer files

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Re: Rather the other way round

This is another issue. And a scary ( if only vicariously) one.

The people who lose a phone or the use of a PC and with it their precious family photos, all their important documents and so on.

Cloud backup of their phone ( if they've bothered to set it up) could at least save them that anguish.

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Re: Take responsibility

I don't remember often, but from time to time I give my daughter a HDD full of important stuff, like family photos and key documents, to store at their place. Literally just an old hard drive from my collection that I connect via a USB to my PC and copy my backup partition to.

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Re: Take responsibility

Absolutely. I'll happily use the (free) cloud storage available for the backups of my backed up backups.But that's the limit- and I still use more than one*, which I can because they're the free levels.

*Basically, all of them that I can.

How to give Windows Hello the finger and login as someone on their stolen laptop

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Re: Kill it with fire

If you mean Dell, one dodgy laptop sale has lost them a new tower PC sale and a new laptop sale ( respectively a Chillblast and Lenovo Yoga). So maybe that guy made his target for the month. But Dell has lost two or three times what he achieved- not including future sales, and lots of dis-recommendations.(Might have invented a word there)

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Re: Kill it with fire

Dell tower PC I had a while back was really good.

Dell laptop I bought because of that was seven kinds of crap. Starting from the point where I'd asked their sales guy whether there was room in the chassis (and connections) to add a second HDD and they said there was.- There isn't.

And the sound stopping working, but with no traceable fault. I assume the tiny thin wire has broken in some location that stops both speakers working. (I think I might have invalidated the warranty when I opened it up to fail to put in that second hdd, so didn't return it- maybe I should have)

The battery that can only be changed by stripping the whole bloody thing down to it's underwear.

The flap on the DVD cover that is so flimsy it falls off if you breath near it.

The back cover that needs a mixture of raw courage and brute force to remove.

I could go on.

CompSci teachers panic as Replit pulls the plug on educational IDE

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Re: Where have all the grown ups gone ?

"Would they buy chairs the same way?"

Yes.

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Re: Where have all the grown ups gone ?

And sadly, with around 40 years of teaching, peripatetic teaching, advisory work (I am/was a reading specialist), supply teaching behind me, and, these days, doing a bit of exam invigilation I fully affirm Lee D's comment.

Would also add;

1)For school leaders it all comes down to safety in numbers. If they do what the other schools do and/or the advisors tell them to do they can't be attacked for not doing it "right". Especially since hey have neither the time or budget to work on anything else.And there's always someone prepared to claim that they aren't doing it right, not to mention the accursed OFSTED

2There's a whole enhanced career path of teachers who pilot with enthusiasm a brilliant new approach to (whatever), so making a name for themselves and then getting promoted out into a new, higher, job and promote another even newer scheme. Until they become headteachers and/or advisors. Of course what they promoted usually fades away like fairy dust behind them, except fairy dust doesn't turn out to be crap.

3)And these often move into a super layer, sometimes called " inspirational",who are sometimes called "consultants", astute at promoting the latest best thing to everyone across a geographic area, making an even bigger name for themselves, then astutely moving onto something else while the teachers who followed them over the parapet are left facing the bayonets when it all goes wrong. Often these are Local authority advisors, when and where they exist(ed).

Windows users can soon ditch Bing, Edge, other bundleware – but only in the EU

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Re: Search disaster

Only thing wrong with that comment is the word "now".

For decades Microsoft Help has only told users the blindingly obvious but omitted to explain how to do anything complicated.

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Re: Search disaster

Especially since doing a Windows search for some files (especially a programme) will oft times not actually list said file, but will throw a bunch of internet links.

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Re: What is the brexit bonus ?

Need a saracasm icon.

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Re: UK workarounds ?

Some of these can't be remove-appx'd.

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Err no

It can force us to entertain their crapware on our (Windows) machines. Using it is a different kettle of ball games.

Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

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A decade or so back it used to be common for staff to confuse the monitor (button) with the computer. Which meant that I'd get a call to say the computer wouldn't turn on.....Which could be phrased as "the email isn't working" of course.

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Re: Guy was an arse BUT..

Yes and no.

A Good number of the people I worked with, if they arrived at a new set up and seen it's not plugged in yet would assume that the experts haven't performed some important bit of magic. What they wouldn't do is just plug it in until told to.

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TBH

I could easily see myself doing that.

Rivian bricks infotainment systems in 'fat finger' fiasco

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Re: What, no speedo?

Truck drivers have this paper disc thingy ( might have been replaced with some kind of digital thingamajig these days) that continuously records all the vehicle's movements. Speed, time etc. so that the driver has to show compliance with the laws; speed rest breaks etc. and can be used in evidence. In effect creating a legal document.

Right-to-repair fight going national as FTC asked to lay down the law

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Clue: Profit is involved

Well,that subhead is a clue to something more significant. There is an ocean of difference between the traditional way of making a profit, i.e. you manufacture or sell an item that the customer pays a bit more for than it costed you, and this new enshittifiaction that has arrived with tech devices and software. Now profit is to make or sell a device or programme as before, but then make sure that your customer becomes a "cash flow"- i.e. never stops paying.