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* Posts by cynic 2

30 posts • joined Thursday 30th July 2009 11:37 GMT

cynic 2
Big Brother

Somebody's going to be annoyed

So it's not only Apple that screws up when choosing names, then:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kaushal.androidstudio

cynic 2
Coat

Nice, and well deserved. Now when do Alice and Bob get an award for all the hard work they've put in all these years?

cynic 2
Go

T-shirt

He deserves a coveted SPG T-Shirt as a fellow traveller, surely?

cynic 2
Alert

Gasp! So Adobe's odd policy of charging more for downloads than boxed media finally bites the big one.

I'm astonished it lasted this long. Welcome to the nineties, Adobe!

cynic 2
Happy

The real crime here would be putting ketchup on the bacon. The adding sugar business is a slippery slope - before you know it you'll have gone all North American and embraced maple syrup.

Tasty brown bread, no butter, lots of bacon. You know it makes sense.

cynic 2
Mushroom

Kaboom!

Just wait until the upgrade - that laser will be awesome once the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator is attached.

cynic 2
Boffin

Re: Oh come on

Actually, killing VBA on the Mac back in 2006 was a porting issue. Lots of gnarly assembly language was involved. You can find the details here: http://www.schwieb.com/blog/2006/08/08/saying-goodbye-to-visual-basic/.

cynic 2

Re: Koch brothers takeover of IEEE?

Put a sock in it, will you? Leave the feral politics and zealotry at the US border and give the rest of us some peace.

cynic 2
Mushroom

Twisting the knife

Here's an awesome teardown of PHP for those who haven't seen it yet :

http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

cynic 2
FAIL

Re: Its not just opengl

Now that's just missing the point. Spectacularly.

Mono is useful only if your app was written for WP7 first. That's not exactly useful for (a) existing apps or (b) people writing new stuff that want to target markets where they'll actually make money.

cynic 2
Black Helicopters

It would have to be unregistered, and always topped up with cash. Use plastic once, and the connection can be made.

cynic 2
Trollface

Mind bleach

So Ballmer's throwing another bunga-bunga party? I'll never be able to look at his red sweaty face in the same way again...

cynic 2
Facepalm

RDP

Looks like RDP is only for non-Home versions of Windows if I read things correctly. Which is a shame, as I'd love to stop using VNC with a Mac.

cynic 2
Meh

I think you've picked a nice metric to see if Microsoft has fixed its internal warfare. In order to port Office to ARM, they'll have to port the UI to Metro (if I've managed to make sense of their roadmap).

The Office group refused to port to the old Windows tablet PCs, after all.

cynic 2
Headmaster

Congratulations!

I knew you could do it -- an article about Apple that didn't include "fanboi". Way to go!

cynic 2
Pint

A suggestion

If you ask nicely, maybe Ms. Lohan will agree to model for a custom Playmobil figurine. That way, we'll have Lohan on Lohan to play with as an acronym...

cynic 2
Jobs Halo

Davmail

Apple Mail works nicely with Exchange if you use the DavMail gateway:

http://davmail.sourceforge.net/macosxsetup.html

I gave up on Entourage when Microsoft pushed out an update that would crash it on random mouse clicks and left it like that for weeks.

cynic 2
WTF?

Oh you tease

Mentioning TechCrunch and "solid sources" in the same sentence? Awesome!

cynic 2
Big Brother

Easy

So... time to return the favour and write a H.264 plugin for Chrome then?

cynic 2
Thumb Down

Ugh

Ugh. Those are some pretty appalling prices. 49 squids for a Sony A300? Hop over to eBay, and the going price is closer to 200. A fool and his money, eh?

cynic 2
Black Helicopters

All is explained

So now we know how the dinosaurs died -- not enough oregano in their diet.

cynic 2
Black Helicopters

Dev response

A quick grope around the Internets found this: http://www.scribd.com/doc/35072457/Jackeey-Response. It's not totally convincing -- the device info and phone number should have been hashed.

cynic 2
Jobs Halo

Early days

The action now moves to the hardware side. After all, one reason Apple's fond of H.264 is the battery implications of moving to a software codec on iPhone and iPads. I wonder what's going to be available in a year or two?

cynic 2
Black Helicopters

Control

I wonder if they've remembered to encrypt the control link this time?

cynic 2
Happy

The Benny Hill version

You're right, it does work better with Yakety Sax. Try it with the right soundtrack:

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=kp7HVU-s7aI.

cynic 2
Big Brother

ACPO

Ah. ACPO. So the investigation is being done by an outfit that was set up to be immune to FOI requests. Now isn't that comforting?

cynic 2
Jobs Halo

Offline

How about making the iPhone version cache web pages so we can read The Reg on the tube?

cynic 2
Grenade

Definite fake!

Gotta be a fake -- I can't see a Clanger anywhere.

cynic 2
FAIL

Bookeen

It's Amazon's fault, not Bookeen. They've decreed that you can only have one DRM system on your device.

cynic 2
Coat

Crew

Can we have a Playmobil crew?