* Posts by cynic 2

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When it comes to Linux distros, one person's molehill is another's mountain

cynic 2

Re: SNAP ---Grrrrr

It's not just evil, it's half-baked evil.

Try running snapd on a IPv6-only network sometime. Or rather, don't bother - it can't connect to the snap store.

Welcome to Superbork: Where high-street fashion meets high-strung Windows

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Black Helicopters

Re: Times are strange

Nah. It's just a modern variant of the Voigt-Kampf test.

Baffled by bogus charges on your Amazon account? It may be the work of a crook's phantom gadget

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WTF?

Amazon 2FA

So I can enable 2FA using an app like Google Authenticator. That sounds OK-ish, but then Amazon insists on setting up my phone as a secondary 2FA (text or voice).

I must be missing something here. The main reason for using an authenticator app is to avoid SMS hijacking, but a miscreant going down the backup 2FA route can still succeed?

Stormy times ahead for IBM-owned Weather Channel app: LA sues over location data slurp

cynic 2
Boffin

Re: Tech/Syntax question

Surveillance stuff’s usually done by advertising SDKs linked to the app that do separate HTTP calls - it usually isn’t piggybacked onto functional requests. So that stuff can be filtered out in your VPN. When in doubt, route the traffic through something like Charles Proxy. If you don’t understand what you see, ditch the app!

And yes, that’s a lot of work. It’s easier to live with a small set of curated apps. It’d be nice if there was a list somewhere that did privacy ratings, and was kept up to date.

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Re: Tech/Syntax question

Somebody downvoted this? Seriously? I’d love to know why.

In 2018, Facebook is the villain and Microsoft the shining light, according to techies

cynic 2

Grammar check?

That was painful to read in places. Something closer to English would be nice!

But on topic, I vote for a plague on both Facebook and MS's houses.

NUC, NUC! Who's there? Intel, warning you to kill a buggy keyboard app

cynic 2

Re: VNC

Look for xrdp.

User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

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Re: If somebody does not understand...

Lewis Padgett : "Mimsy Were the Borogoves"

Unloved Microsoft Edge is much improved – but will anyone use it?

cynic 2
Trollface

Re: And its only Windows 10?

Real men telnet to port 80.

Our day with Larry Page: Embedded with one of the world's richest men

cynic 2

Re: Biting the hand, indeed

Nah. That actually made sense eventually. This... not without major pharmaceuticals.

Ten new tech terms I learnt this summer: Do you know them all?

cynic 2

Re: Teledildonics

It might be even older than that. I have a vague memory of it turning up in the Grimbledon Down strip in New Scientist back in the Stone Age.

Not the droids you're looking for – worst handsets to resell

cynic 2

Re: Same as with cars

That's strange. My old 4S still had decent battery life after 4 years. I suppose the mileage is different if you do lots of calls a day,

OLE-y hell. Bug in MSFT Word allows total PC p0wnage

cynic 2
Unhappy

Re: Security is Job One at Microsoft

"Of course" ? I think you're normalizing MS weirdness here. A "document" shouldn't have any executable connotations. The pain just isn't worth the gain.

Head of GCHQ Robert Hannigan steps down for 'personal reasons'

cynic 2

Re: Couldn't have chosen a worst time.

That's some quality optimistic thinking there.

It could have been Corbyn doing the choosing. He'd probably borrow somebody from Venezuela.

IoT botnet swells

cynic 2
Stop

Re: Great. Just great.

It's way past time for there to be legal consequences for selling dangerously insecure crap. Sadly, I don't see it happening any time soon.

Nokia crawls towards comeback with new phones announcement

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New features for 2 years, security updates for the following 3 ?

Larry Page snuffs out ‘too expensive’ Google Fiber project

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Re: Actually an argument for a public utility to own the last mile

The rail idea was tried in the UK. It sort of worked, but nowhere near as well as hoped. Lots of problems, such as a giant swarm of lawyers whenever something went wrong.

As to public ownership of comms, I'm old enough to remember that in the UK. It was absolute rubbish, and it took months for a phone line order to be processed. It's the usual public enterprise problem - what's the incentive for them to be efficient when you can't even sack employees that goof off? If it helps, imagine your Department of Motor Vehicles in charge of your broadband.

In obesity fight, UK’s heavy-handed soda tax beats US' watered-down warning

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Mushroom

B'stards

So these people aren't content with taxing the hell out of gin. Now they're going after the tonic as well.

This is tar and feathers territory.

Lost containers tell no tales. Time to worry

cynic 2
Headmaster

Here to help

That'd be teeming, not teaming.

Google asks the public to name the forthcoming Android N operating system

cynic 2

It's obvious : Nerds Candy.

[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerds_(candy) ]

Star Wars BB-8 toy in firmware update risk, say UK security bods

cynic 2

A good start

Now pen-test the Death Stars. You know you want to.

Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

cynic 2

Re: Technical Support Scam...

wfname=scamsurvey ? Seems unusually honest.

Sierra Nevada snow hasn't been this bad since 1500AD

cynic 2

Re: Reg hack confused by science again

That ain't science. How would you go about checking or falsifying such a claim?

Yet another Android app security bug: This time 'everything is affected'

cynic 2

Re: Why not call it a Google?

Go back to the roots - how about a Googol of glitches?

YouTube bloggers told to slap 'advert' stickers on their vid posts

cynic 2

Re: Probably only enforceable in the UK

Is it even enforceable in the UK? What happens if a UK-based vBlogger ignores them?

Court KOs irate Apple iMessenger woman's bid for class-action face off

cynic 2

Re: Next Case...

The obvious comparison would be with Blackberry. Anybody know what BB messaging does in the same situation?

AIDS? Ebola? Nah – ELECTRO SMOG is our 'biggest problem', says Noel Edmonds

cynic 2

I'm also impressed. An EMPpad? An iPad that can take out national power infrastructure? Awesome.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bacon and egg sushi

cynic 2

I read this article all the way to the end with a sense of dread. But luckily, the bacon-flavoured genetically-engineered seaweed didn't appear. Whew!

Linux Foundation serves up a tasty dish of BUGS

cynic 2

I don't see the fearmongering. I see some people suggesting places where security-minded devs with some spare time can contribute. Their metrics may not be perfect, but they're good enough for a first pass.

Microsoft SLASHES 7,800 bods, BURNS $7.6bn off books in Nokia adjustment

cynic 2

Re: I'm starting to lose track of this

Scroll up - you'll see the reference that you missed.

Hint: it's not obnoxious. It's funny.

Reuse the Force, Luke: SpaceX's Elon Musk reveals X-WING designs

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Coat

Can't fool me!

That's no X-Wing. That's a X-paddle.

Privateers race to capture forgotten NASA space probe using crowdsourced cash

cynic 2

Re: Calling Tim Cook

Haters gotta hate, eh?

Windows Phone 8.1: Like WinPho 8, but BETTER

cynic 2

Re: Incorrect

Really? Can you point me at some references for this?

cynic 2

Re: Incorrect

Might be a valid patent, might not. On the other hand, Samsung has enough money to encourage this kind of aggression as a barrier to entry for new Android companies.

MINING in SPAAAACE! Asteroid-scoopers? Nah - consumers will be the real winners

cynic 2

Re: The Wild-West days are here again

Interesting point. There's only two problems: (1) by the time a government decides it wants these it will be too late, and (2) their usual contractors would take 20 years to build the array, and fail anyway.

Mystery traffic redirection attack pulls net traffic through Belarus, Iceland

cynic 2

Re: Surprise!

I take it that reading comprehension is not your strong point?

Google barge erection hypegasm latest - What's in the box?

cynic 2

Re: Obviously ...

Newts, surely?

Don't crack that Mac: Almost NOTHING in new Retina MacBook Pros can be replaced

cynic 2

Re: Batteries!

Would this also be 11 year old battery tech, perchance?

Not sniping, just curious.

Live Blog: Google I/O keynote

cynic 2
Big Brother

Somebody's going to be annoyed

So it's not only Apple that screws up when choosing names, then:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kaushal.androidstudio

MIT crypto pioneers scoop Turing Award

cynic 2
Coat

Nice, and well deserved. Now when do Alice and Bob get an award for all the hard work they've put in all these years?

Plucky Swede glides spaceplane to Earth from edge of stratosphere

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Go

T-shirt

He deserves a coveted SPG T-Shirt as a fellow traveller, surely?

Adobe thinks outside box, nixes retail Creative Suite packaging

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Alert

Gasp! So Adobe's odd policy of charging more for downloads than boxed media finally bites the big one.

I'm astonished it lasted this long. Welcome to the nineties, Adobe!

Ultimate bacon sarnie scrap starts to sizzle

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Happy

The real crime here would be putting ketchup on the bacon. The adding sugar business is a slippery slope - before you know it you'll have gone all North American and embraced maple syrup.

Tasty brown bread, no butter, lots of bacon. You know it makes sense.

Curiosity's laser turns Mars rocks to 'glowing plasma'

cynic 2
Mushroom

Kaboom!

Just wait until the upgrade - that laser will be awesome once the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator is attached.

Office for ARM will lack features, report claims

cynic 2
Boffin

Re: Oh come on

Actually, killing VBA on the Mac back in 2006 was a porting issue. Lots of gnarly assembly language was involved. You can find the details here: http://www.schwieb.com/blog/2006/08/08/saying-goodbye-to-visual-basic/.

Bill Gates, Harry Evans and the smearing of a computer legend

cynic 2

Re: Koch brothers takeover of IEEE?

Put a sock in it, will you? Leave the feral politics and zealotry at the US border and give the rest of us some peace.

PHP devs lob second patch at super-critical CGI bug

cynic 2
Mushroom

Twisting the knife

Here's an awesome teardown of PHP for those who haven't seen it yet :

http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

Rovio: Actually there will be Angry Birds Space on Windows Phone

cynic 2
FAIL

Re: Its not just opengl

Now that's just missing the point. Spectacularly.

Mono is useful only if your app was written for WP7 first. That's not exactly useful for (a) existing apps or (b) people writing new stuff that want to target markets where they'll actually make money.

Met thumbed through Oyster card data up to 22,000 times in 4 years

cynic 2
Black Helicopters

It would have to be unregistered, and always topped up with cash. Use plastic once, and the connection can be made.

Microsoft's master stroke: Pay store staff per WinPhone sold

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Trollface

Mind bleach

So Ballmer's throwing another bunga-bunga party? I'll never be able to look at his red sweaty face in the same way again...

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