* Posts by Bill B

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iPad voice app back after patent spat: Mute kids get 'voices' back

Bill B

Re: Someone else well versed in the arts of reductio ad absurdum

> it certainly wasn't obvious back in 1995

and this is part of the problem. A patent stands for 20 years, regardless of whether it is hardware, software or the pace of innovation in the given areas. The question is whether such a period of time allows the patentee a good return on investment or just stifles innovation.

Miniature Baumgartner jumps from 128,000ft

Bill B

Re: Blocked here?

Yup, same here.

"The website http://www.dumpert.nl/embed/6394742/6eb9eea8/ has a ScanSafe category rating of "Adult"."

So I have to use my imagination based on the information given to me.

Hummmmmm.

Apple: Blue-shirts can fix iOS Maps in their spare time

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Re: If Apple actually gave a shit...

Er .. why did you upgrade?

Personally speaking my iPhone is still on IOS5 because the mapping is important and the iPad is now on IOS6 just so I could see what the problems are.

A brief comparison of my locality shows Google seems to be similar to (or slightly worse) than Apple in the location of places. Weirdly in IOS6 maps things that are misplaced on the map are properly placed in Yelp when you tap them. Go figure

Facebook digs in over Jill Meagher page

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Re: Mistrial

Mark .. the nature of a trial is that the decision you have just come to on the basis of the evidence that has been presented to you (presumably from a reliable source) must be made in a court based on the evidence submitted to that court. Even though you may be correct and your sources impeccable there is the faint chance that they are slightly biased and the full evidence hasn't been presented (which is the job of the defense).

The media are good at making judgements but thank god our justice doesn't yet rely on trial by media. The UK justice system (from which the aussie system is probably derived) is particularly sensitive to 'trial by mob' which is why it is a possibility that a Facebook page that only presents one side of the story, if widely publicised, could result in the prosecution of the individual failing.

Better pay your taxes: The world's NOT going to end this year

Bill B
WTF?

Re: Um, no

Um yes. The company i worked for made embedded controllers and yes, we did have roll over problems that we had to fix.

Y2K was a non event because we put work into making it a non event. There seem to be a large amount of ignorant people who claim "it was a load of hype because it didn't happen"

JK Rowling's adult novel arrives on ebook full of FAIL

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Thumb Down

Re: Tax

The bit on tax is a misdirection. I've just looked at amazon (not because I want to buy the book, just i dislike ebook pricing ripoffs in general);

The Hardcover price is £9; Kindle is £11.99

20% VAT on £9 is £10.80. So the Kindle price is not a tax price, it's a rip off price.

Google promises autonomous cars for all within five years

Bill B

I am not sure why commentators here assume that a driverless car is wholly driverless .. that it's all or nothing. Think about cruise control .. useful in certain circumstances, not in others. Or automatic gearboxes .. many of these have a semi manual override now.

In the same way i would expect a driverless car could be used on a motorway (freeway for the colonials) but switched to manual 'town and country' driving when required.

For long distance driving this would be a god-send .. I look forward to it happening.

Windows Phone 8 stands a chance as Apple, Android dither

Bill B

@JDX Re: Apple's walled garden for music

There isn't one.

Apple removed DRM on music many years ago. Please keep up.

The iPHONE 5 UNDERMINES western DEMOCRACY: 5 reasons why

Bill B

Re: No Wifi hotspot sharing!

I wish people who make these statements would check their facts. I find the wifi hotspot sharing on my iPhone very useful. Bit of a battery drainer though.

Amazon unveils new hi-def Kindle iPad-killers

Bill B

Re: fags

For our American brethren. Its not what you think: Fags=Cigarettes.

Watchdog probes rules for naughty mobe fondling on flights

Bill B

Re: The unknown

"On that basis we don't know if the static from plastic underwear can cause interference but we don't have to pull down our pants as we board."

Er .. I'm pretty sure that's going to be next on the TSA's list of "How can we humiliate passengers more?"

Sony Xperia Go waterproof Android phone review

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Pint

All very well but ...

did you drink that beer afterwards?

Boffins nail oceanic carbon capture process

Bill B
Alert

Re: Excellent...

Burping whales I could handle. Whales suffering the efter effects of a curry .. now there's a thought!

iPhone 5 poised to trounce Android, devastate BlackBerry?

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@AC 21:19

" Most of the iPhone users I know have DRM protected iTunes music"

Really? Why? iTunes music has been DRM free since 2009. Or is it because you really don't know that many iPhone users?

Bill B

Re: Well, seems reasonable.

Sigh.

Music from iTunes has been DRM free since 2009. In music terms, there is no lock in, no walled garden.

Please keep up.

iPhones, iPads to be FULL OF FACEBOOK and NOT GOOGLE

Bill B

Umm .. why do you need an app?

Type in 'maps.google.co.uk' into the browser ..

It asks you if you want to install it as a web app on your home screen

Sorted

HBO wants royal price for Iron Throne

Bill B
Pint

Replica or original

Given that Game of Thrones is a work of fiction, isn't this the 'original' .. or is that just confusing reality with fiction?

and .. IIRC from the book, it was a bastard to sit on, cutting the unwary in various places.

Pint because .. well .. because

450-year-old football was hard to kick

Bill B
Pint

Oh yes they are

(and anyway, you're buying)

Apple confirms WWDC keynote for June 11

Bill B

Re: HE IS WIV DIANA AND DA ANGLES

Do you write for the Daily Express by any chance?

Microsoft forbids class actions in new Windows licence

Bill B

Re: Well, I for one support this move.

Dammit bob, you owe me a new keyboard.

China's home grown mobile platforms drive smartphone growth

Bill B

How does Google benefit from this?

As far as I can understand, Google doesn't get paid for the use of Android. The assumption is that they then get their money through the use of the Google services that Android provides.

But does this hold true in China? Is Google benefiting from the use of Android in such a market, or has it just shot itself in the foot?

Steve Jobs' death clears way for rumoured 4in 'iPhone 5' screen

Bill B

"well-placed anonymous sources"

or "they were at the bar and bought me a drink"

Barclaycard slaps pay-by-bonk plasters on mobes

Bill B

Re: Easy mistake to make

I'll avoid paying the plumber by that method. On the other hand .. next time Sig Other wants to borrow a tenner ...

Arizona bill makes it illegal to 'annoy or offend' online

Bill B
Mushroom

Re: Hey Arizona!

You BASTARD!!!!

It's going to take DAYS for me to get that tune out me head now.

if year > 2013 then PC != Personal Computer

Bill B

Cloudy connectivity

This is all very well but assumes connectivity. I've just returned from the States, and for me connectivity didn't exist. There was no WiFi in the state park I was in, data roaming is an eye watering £9 per MByte and when I looked around Walmart for data sims all I could find was sims that charged $15 per day for 1GB

The operators aren't in a rush to improve matters which makes it dangerous for a traveller to keep stuff in the Cloud. Since one of the selling points of cloudy access is that it allows you to get access to your data wherever you are, the lack of support from operators is a big minus, but of course Gartner, in their rather narrow minded blinkered crystal ball gaze probably haven't taken this into account.

Windows 7 squeezed into Android tablets

Bill B

Yup, commented on this before .. the habit of States based authors to assume that the only people worthy of reading their articles are in the good ol' USA.

Pity really. An international mindset would sometimes be sooo welcome.

Mutant bird flu won't slay ferrets, people

Bill B

Flying Ferrets

I'm sorry .. my brain got to the phrase "cannot be transmitted aerially between ferrets" and conjured up images of ferrets being thrown at each other.

It must be a Friday.

Apple issues invitations to March 7 iPad roll-out

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Alert

You've been invited?

hold on .. the BIG news seems to be that ElReg has been invited!!!

Or am I just reading something into this based on loose facts and supposition?

Police probing ‘threats’ over Canadian internet privacy bill

Bill B

Re: Re: Harper's trusted messenger

The French army is probably free if you are interested.

Shark versus shark in Barrier Reef DEATH MATCH

Bill B

It's worse than that

The date order MDY is fine if you are just an American company. Trouble is, international companies that originate in America (and whose servers reside in America) still use the MDY format. As a company just been taken over by an American, I'm waiting for that big order due on 3/5/2012 to go horribly wrong.

Apple takes smartphone lead

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Revenue Streams

Comparing platforms rather than companies hides the revenue stream. A company needs a revenue stream in order to survive and also to innovate. The revenue stream for IOS devices is clear .. Apple gets all of it. The revenue stream for Android is split between Google (who gets revenue from apps running on Android, not from Android itself) and the phone suppliers (who are a very broad bunch so the revenue stream is watered down).

So if you were to ask "who gets the largest amount of money to pay for development" it would be Apple

Juror jailed for looking up rape defendant on Google

Bill B

@Martijn Bakker

The system of Jury trials is that the jury must be convinced, beyond all reasonable doubt, on the basis of the evidence that is presented before them, that the person is guilty. There are a number of things here that guard against arbitrary justice (mob rule, kangaroo courts or the decision of a single person).

Firstly the person must be proven guilty. Not proven innocent but proven guilty. Note that mob justice is often the other way round.

Secondly it is 'beyond reasonable doubt'. If a jury thinks 'he might have done it' then its not good enough to find the person guilty.

Thirdly it is 'on the basis of the evidence'. It is the job of the police and prosecution to gather and present evidence, the job of the defence to test that the evidence is properly gathered and not just made up. It is the job of the jury to listen to what is said and weigh up and make a decision based on what is said.

The system is imperfect. A lot of people who have committed a crime may go free. The lawyer may be rubbish and fail to extract proper witness evidence or highlight significant evidence. The police may fail to gather sufficient evidence. The jury may have a concious or unconcious bias (the accused was ugly/black/gay/a woman/looks like a criminal/done it before). But it's the system we have and it's a damn sight better than the knee jerk justice of mob rule.

Australia, US agree to space junk talks

Bill B

Major Space power?

"The participation of the world’s major space power is probably more important than Australia’s endorsement"

So that's Russia then?

Boffins quarrel over ridding world of leap seconds

Bill B

Just to be accurate. This is where time is expressed using a 32 bit signed integer representing the number of seconds since Jan 1st 1970.

I note that the OS I use (vxWorks) now declares this as an unsigned integer, thereby putting off the evil day until 2106

OnLive sneaks Windows 7 into the iPad

Bill B

I've started to get wise to the fact that Bill Ray is in the States, but having logged into theregister.co.uk I still get a little thrown by these articles which are USA only.

Amazon welcomes Microsoft files into Kindle cloud

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Kindle.com account

What kindle.com account? I have Kindle on iPad, buy my books to read on that app but as far as i can tell, Amazon will not give me a kindle.com account because I haven't bought their hardware

Dell dithers over fresh fondleslabs

Bill B

I know i'm being picky but ..

I think I'll wait until Windows 8 comes out before I compliment MS on anything. But it's nice of Dell to consider complementary hardware.

Microsoft schedules Kinect for Windows launch

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Kinect Klick

We've got one of these, bought a year ago. It's OK for what it is, but I do find the user interface slow. This is due to the very nature of the device. It can track movement but it doesn't have the equivalent of the mouse click. What this means is that in order to select anything you have to use a movement (or lack of it) or a particular stance to indicate selection. In order for the system to distinguish between a selection and a 'I just moved my hand accidently into this region' there has to be a time filter (for example .. 'hold your hand over this button for 3 seconds'). It is this filter that makes the user interaction a bit clunky. Perhaps it could be solved by MS providing a 'clicker' that could be used to indicate selection

Intel ignores Steve Jobs, adds touchscreen to Ultrabook

Bill B

Can I have..

... a big touch sensitive screen (say 2ft x 3ft) that can be laid flat (or angled slightly). Happy to have a soft keyboard on it. Must have ledges on side to put coffee cup, chocolate bars and screen wipes.

Get the best of both worlds then. Space to layout my work any way I want (I use two screens at the moment) coupled with friendliness of touch and support for hands, fingers (and a nice warm surface when i sleep on it).

Thinking about it, a touch stylus would be a useful accessory when fingers aren't accurate enough.

Deep-fried planets discovery offers hope for Earth’s future

Bill B
Pirate

So what you are saying is ...

the Silurians will survive?

I for one (etc etc)

Hasbro sues Asus over Transformer Prime moniker

Bill B

Transformer Prime

So let's get this right. Asus have a new product that transforms from a laptop to a tablet and they have decided to call it Transformer Prime?

Hasbro have built up the Transformer franchise so that the words 'Transformer' and 'Prime' (especially when put together) is very likely to evoke images of a 20-30 foot robot. Hasbro have also attempted to build up the 'Hey Cool!' image of this robot, especially among young geeks (who are probably now slightly older geeks with hopefully cash to spare).

Then along comes Asus, selling into the geek 'Hey cool' market using a product name that could help them sell more of the product. Yup, I can see why Hasbro might be a bit cheesed off.

Steve Jobs' last design: New Apple HQ pics

Bill B

Flood

Probably designed to eliminate all food sources if the flood escape.

Nuclear power will let NASA Mars rover beat 1970s Soviet record

Bill B

Yes .. the question is .. will it exceed the 34Km figure or will it just be spread over 34 sq km?

Microsoft tempts Kinect developers with bacon

Bill B

What??

"and cover it with a variety of toppings, including spray cheese, Sriracha, peanut butter, maple syrup, and chocolate sauce."

All of them?

What does this do to your taste buds, let alone your digestive system and arteries?

story gone

Bill B

El Reg is a recreational site? But it's full of articles, opinions and comments. All carefully thought out. Especially the comments.

'Occupy Flash' web hippies aim to rid world of Adobe plugin

Bill B

The problem is not the users ...

... it's the content creators. As long as there are sites whose content uses FLASH you will have users who will use FLASH enabled browsers.

I don't go to the BBC because they have FLASH on it. I go to the BBC site to get news and information. Unfortunately they like FLASH so I have to have it enabled to get full benefit from the site.

Mind you what I *can* do it email bbc on a regular basis asking them to look at moving to HTML5, but until they decide it's a technology mature enough to use, it won't happen.

Ghanaian she-devil chews off bloke's 'nad sack

Bill B

Crossed legs

Ye gods .. can the Reg stop publishing these articles? I have a good imagination and right now it's going "Noooooooooooo!!!"

(Looking for the crossed legs icon)

US stealth bombers finally get nuke-nobbling super bomb

Bill B

Sorry Gordon

The first nuke is reserved for Slough

http://www-cdr.stanford.edu/intuition/Slough.html

Hackers port iPhone 4S' Siri to rival devices

Bill B
Coffee/keyboard

'Personal Docking options'

How do you clean tomato soup off a keyboard??

Mars, Moon, solar system could be littered with alien artifacts

Bill B

I look in the mirror every morning and think

"God, I look like an alien"

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