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I'm Brian and so's my wife
WTF?

Spectacular change of circumstances

In the months before I finally took the plunge with my first smartphone (Samsung Galaxy S - 3y old and now rooted) it really was down to HTC and Samsung.

HTC really was right up there with the Desire and Wildfire. I knew marginally less about smartphones back then, but I was always impressed with HTC's offerings.

As & when I change phones, it'll probably be the S3 mini - primarily due to the size and weight. I may look at one of the WinMo or Blackberry phones, but I'm comfortable with Android.

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: Too many "exclusives"

> And yet it produces some excellent content

Indeed! GoT, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Walking Dead, Sopranos and The Wire are all series my wife and I watched avidly over the last 5 years. They're also all from AMC & HBO.

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Flame

Game of Thrones

I've heard people recommending this for a year or two, but ignored them since I wasn't at all sure about the fantasy bit of it - all a bit too Dungeons & Dragons for me (those guys used to scare me at school).

Then I started watching it with my wife and found I thoroughly enjoyed it! If anyone else is sitting on the fence over GoT, please give it a go!

Flames for the dragons, natch.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
WTF?

Eh?

> who are coincidentally cheaper and more likely to work long hours on an inspiring project

Wow, it's been a while since I've seen one of those! There are aspects that I'll find interesting and I'll turn to my advantage in order to expand a skill, but there's a great deal more of just banging it out, so to speak.

Oh wait, have I just outed myself as a cynical senior programmer?

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Joke

@WorkingFromHome

> Where I work now there are several women who can (and regularly do) out-crude anything the men say.

Given your handle, does that mean you're referring to women in your own family?

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Alien

Dear FRIEND!!

I saw your profile on LinkedInSpa-a-a-ace and wish to correspond with you. My family fled from our planet on a comet (I believe you call it C/2013 A1 Siding Spring) barely escaping with our lives and crates full of precious metals and gems.

We need help to get to Earth and will handsomely pay you to help us. Please, just send all your money to our representative who happens to reside in Nigeria/Estonia/Russia/China to facilitate the transfer of our goods past Earth's customs and we will then transfer numerous crates to the address of your choice, etc.

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: Why do we like it ?

Indeed - it's easy to forget to look around at alternatives once in a while. Someone at work pledged to do all of their Christmas shopping within their postcode (I'm assuming she meant just the first part rather than the whole postcode [unless she lives on a high street]).

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Joke

Re: i want cheap drives

Just as well you didn't tweet that...

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Joke

That scraping sound...

... I can't work out if it's the bottom of a barrel or deckchairs being moved around

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: This is Britain

For the former: duckduckgo.com (for general searches, anyway)

For the latter: more difficult, but you'd do well to hit some of the price comparison sites and see what other (e)retailers are out there.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Joke

They should just use ReactOS, right?

Right?

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: Skeksis

... want to *help* Gelfling

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Pint

Ambiguous?

> 51 per cent of respondents said they feel their employer's problems are their own.

I read this and, as a contractor, I agreed: my employer's problem belong to them. I'm here to do what I can to alleviate / eliminate those problems. I spent too many years of being emotionally invested as a permie, I can now deal with it better because as a contractor I know it's not going to be my life's work: I'll do my very best and then walk away with a clear conscience.

Inadequate training and a lack of any clear career path pushed me to contracting - too many firms suffer too much chaos and this is a goldmine (literally) waiting to be exploited by contractors. I can see the frustration in the permie staff in the different places I work: if firms took their responsibilities to their perm staff more seriously it would pay dividends (unintended pun).

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Facepalm

Re: More still to do

> block that number from sending similar texts for an hour or two at a time

I guess that would have helped that guy who sent sexy-time texts to everyone on his contact list!

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: And landlines !

That sounds interesting... make & model please?

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: And landlines !

We don't even have our landline plugged in any more: it's only used for broadband.

We will have to change this to a POT that's set to silent so that the children could dial 999 if required (ideally only in an emergency!).

As for the mobile spam texts check this page for an explanation of what you can do:

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/phones/stop-spam-texts

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Mushroom

Oh dear - you've just triggered a hijacking of this thread for arguments about browser choice and ABP...

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: Hoorah!

I agree, but the fine needs to be far greater than the profit they make. Is that the case here?

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: If you can't root it you don't own it.

I'm interested to hear what you've gained by rooting your device. I have a Sony PRS-T1 and I'm wondering about doing stuff like downloading a book off my NAS via FTP, while I'm out and about. I just want to wait until I'm out of the warranty period before I root it.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
WTF?

Is this the anti-virus equivalent of typing Google into Google?

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Joke

Re: It depends on whether you can get it to stay onna stick.

Which shirley leads to the question:

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: Let me fix that.

The idea of a price comparison comparison site featured in a radio episode of "Mitchell & Webb" a month or so ago.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Alien

Re: See John Carpenter's They Live

A very enjoyable film - well worth a watch!

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Thumb Up

Re: my friend's four-year-old

> ... watching mind-numbing adverts for things she's NEVER going to get

That made me laugh because I remember the desperate yearning advertising would cultivate in me as a child for stuff I didn't really want or need!

That said, I do still fight the urge to upgrade various tech devices to this day, but at least it's my money I'd be spending...

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Megaphone

Re: why

@Snowy

It's worse than that. Having paid nearly £30 for our family to watch Ice Age 4 (mostly went for my son) and suffered that "steal a car" ad before the film we then had to tolerate it within the fking dialogue (Lopez's character saying something like, "Piracy doesn't pay," at one point)!

And to add insult to injury, it was a poor film. Fk you, fk your creative void and fk your criminalisation of your paying fking audience. I don't claim to make quality entertainment, but you do and you charge the fking earth for it and fail to deliver the majority of the time. To my mind, having to rely on 3D just highlights the dearth of decent ideas.

That said, we're really looking forward to Madagascar III. King Julian (Baron-Cohen) steals every scene he's in and the penguins & chimps are funny. We're hoping to erase the memories of that previously mentioned PoS.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Joke

Re: People's Front Against Bankers

Splitter!

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Childcatcher

It seems to me that a number of people have considered that, but are asking a more fundamental question: what can we do to make IT more interesting to capable people (irrespective of gender [& other irrelevant criteria]).

My wife & I will be doing our best to overcome our own social programming to ensure that both son & daughter have as broad a knowledge base as possible. That means being interested in what they're doing and ensuring that they get the chance to try out lots of different subjects and activities both in and out of school.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Pint

... and breathe!

I imagine you feel a lot better having got that lot off your chest!

<---- Welcome to Friday: I'm prescribing you one of these.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
WTF?

Re: In the 1950s....

> ... there is in effect an infinite supply, because water moves in a cycle and can never be used up

Are you serious? You may be technically correct on the first part, but there were points at which demand outstripped supply and we then started hammering the reservoirs. What would happen when the reservoirs run dry? Would you stick by your assertion that it can never be used up?

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Coat

Re: Interesting

I beg to differ - for example there's...

um...

ah... I see.

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: Interesting

I would imagine that one aspect would be to support businesses so that they

i) Survive

Leads to retention of staff - greater tax receipts from employees + no benefits paid out

ii) Prosper

Leads to greater corporate tax receipts + possibility of hiring new staff (tax receipts, people coming off benefits).

Of course, that's the theoretical ideal: in reality, YMMV...

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Thumb Up

Re: Oh dear.

Upvoted purely for mentioning Carrie, lovely Carrie.

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: Easy!

I have a strong dislike of Kies & I couldn't agree more with your comment.

Does anyone else suffering weird window re-sizing problems? Of all of my installed applications, this is the only one that does such strange things when I try to resize it.

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Vote early, vote often?

I'm Brian and so's my wife
FAIL

Re: Idiots

I checked a few painfully obvious ones, like qwerty and some variations of password. I shouldn't be surprised at finding them but I am - what were they thinking?

Posted in Evernote
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Re: Forgot to mention.....

If you don't have an account how will they identify you & the data you store on their servers? Don't forget that your notes are available from your phone or PC.

Given the range of formats a single note could potentially contain, in what format would you envisage the exported file?

It may be that something like Astrid may suit your needs. It links into the tasklist on your Gmail account. I'm currently migrating from the former to the latter, with a view to having a joint to-do / research list with Mrs Brian.

Posted in Evernote
I'm Brian and so's my wife

Re: I wish there was a notes app built in

I've got a Samsung Galaxy S (mk 1). It came with a memo app - is that what you're after?

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Terminator

I, for one...

... welcome our new zombie overlords, etc.

Oh - austerity measures on icons? Best fit selected.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Headmaster

Re: £200bn?

Given that it's an Olympic year, please convert your "fucktonne" into a more appropriate unit; the equivalent number of Olympic swimming pools or running tracks please.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Thumb Up

VLC FTW!

My first thought was "who the hell still uses Windows Media Player when there are so many better alternatives?"

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Megaphone

Mr Darroch

The very best of luck getting people to distinguish between your two companies. I'm reasonably well-informed on business matters (compared to the general population) but as far as I'm concerned News International == BSkyB.

You may be separate legal entities, but I think your reporting styles and corporate philosophies are remarkably similar...

I chose the shouty icon because that's all I hear/see when I have the misfortune to walk past a TV with your (ahem) news program broadcasting.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Mushroom

I'm glad...

... that the caption under the photo wasn't "actual size" <shudder>

I'm Brian and so's my wife
WTF?

That graph is absolutely *shocking*! How can 25+% of people attain the best grade?

The caption to one of the pictures:

"17.5% of students in 2009 got three As at A-level"

What's the flipping point of that? Whoever's in power will tinker & tinker (and generally get it wrong or not leave it long enough to take effect), but right now Gove is proposing to overhaul the exam boards. The proposal sounds good, but we'll have to see about the execution & implementation. Have a search for "gove exam board" and you'll see a link to a Telegraph article (Dec 2011) where he states that universities are starting to cherry-pick students based on the boards they did. This was inevitable.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Megaphone

Re: @I'm Brian and so's my wife

Indeed! Of course, the sale was heavily publicised to ensure that everyone knew about it beforehand.

I'm Brian and so's my wife

I walked past a box this morning and noted that it had a BT Fibre sticker on it - gimme, gimme, gimme!

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Coat

Re: You mean...

I just searched for

http://whatgordondidnext.com/

but it returned a DNS error. How ironic.

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Pirate

Re: You mean...

... and driven through by a twice-sacked (more?) tosser?

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6. ...

7. PROFIT?

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Good recipe...

... for real-time pain throughout the tax year?

I'm Brian and so's my wife
Mushroom

Re: Errrmmmm....

The extra footage included (IIRC):

- the family going out to investigate the co-ordinates Burke provided (and the resulting chaos)

- more on the autopsies done on the face-huggers

- moar splosions & gunfire from the robot sentries

A bloody brilliant top 10 film, particularly the director's cut!

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