Re: Computers are afraid of me...
Oblig XKCD reference: I keep a print-out of this where 'they' can all see it...
17 posts • joined 29 Jul 2009
I particularly enjoyed the emails claiming to come from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, offering to compensate victims for money lost in 419 scams. Just send your bank details etc to firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your money back...
Guns don't kill 'raptors...
I was wondering how Amazon figured this 40something single childless man needed a baby monitor...
Maybe by surfing t'net via an expecting couple's wifi? Or is this beer belly not what it seems?
Ozzy wigs and Sinead t-shirts. That'll confuse 'em...
Ahh, reminds me of university times... As does beer!
Is that protection enough from sharks with frikkin' lasers?
A Republican, admitting concern over greenhouse gases?
Where's the flying pig icon?
What a load of Rubbish!
Maybe the RSPB 'withdrew' because they started using the whole rooster?
Is it a coincidence that Yahoo! Mail! is having problems this morning?
"blasting the everliving shit out of some mustelids"
Camelids, surely? What harm did mustelids ever do?
So the Marines of the future could still be called Jar-heads?
"Many of the hacks carried out "
A typical friday night for NotW journos?
Not so daft, if it's already happening.
Damn fine it is too!
"There has never, *IN THE RECORDED HISTORY OF MANKIND* been a *single* reported death directly related to the use of cannabis. Not one."
If they have a freepost address, send it all back! It works for junkmailers, eventually...