* Posts by pyroweasel

16 posts • joined 29 Jul 2009

Me GIVE you $14 SQUILLION gadziddly-DILLION

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Fool me twice...

I particularly enjoyed the emails claiming to come from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, offering to compensate victims for money lost in 419 scams. Just send your bank details etc to westernunionlagos@noreally.com.tw to claim your money back...

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'This BITE MARK is a SMOKING GUN': Boffins probe ancient assault

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Coat

Guns don't kill 'raptors...

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Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

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Big Brother

In another's Ama-zone?

I was wondering how Amazon figured this 40something single childless man needed a baby monitor...

Maybe by surfing t'net via an expecting couple's wifi? Or is this beer belly not what it seems?

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Big Beardie's watching: Alan Sugar robots spy on Tesco petrol queue

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Gender mapping?

Ozzy wigs and Sinead t-shirts. That'll confuse 'em...

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Kids hooked up with free Office subs at Microsoft-addicted schools

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Pint

ProPlus for students?

Ahh, reminds me of university times... As does beer!

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Egyptian navy captures divers trying to cut undersea internet cables

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Re: That could be a lie!

Is that protection enough from sharks with frikkin' lasers?

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US lawmaker blames bicycle breath for global warming gas

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A Republican, admitting concern over greenhouse gases?

Where's the flying pig icon?

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Dutch unleash intelligent robot bins: No ID, no rubbish

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Joke

What a load of Rubbish!

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Erotica 2011 stands firm against rise of the sex machines

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Coat

Maybe the RSPB 'withdrew' because they started using the whole rooster?

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Yahoo! tech! boss! quits!

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Meh

Is it a coincidence that Yahoo! Mail! is having problems this morning?

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FARTING DEATH CAMELS MUST DIE to save the world!

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FAIL

Farting weasel?

"blasting the everliving shit out of some mustelids"

Camelids, surely? What harm did mustelids ever do?

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Latest military-research boon: Game interface to rule them all

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Jar-heads?

So the Marines of the future could still be called Jar-heads?

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Phone bugging scandal reignited as NotW suspends reporter

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Pint

Wapping lies?

"Many of the hacks carried out "

A typical friday night for NotW journos?

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Feed curry to sheep, boffins suggest

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re: Premarinated? Tha's daft.

Not so daft, if it's already happening.

http://www.gowersaltmarshlamb.co.uk/index.html

Damn fine it is too!

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British poshos outdrink chavs

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@ The Original Ash

"There has never, *IN THE RECORDED HISTORY OF MANKIND* been a *single* reported death directly related to the use of cannabis. Not one."

Here's two...

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-06.html

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HP excessive packaging world record put to the test

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FAIL

Return to Sender

If they have a freepost address, send it all back! It works for junkmailers, eventually...

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