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* Posts by pyroweasel

14 posts • joined 29 Jul 2009

Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

pyroweasel
Big Brother

In another's Ama-zone?

I was wondering how Amazon figured this 40something single childless man needed a baby monitor...

Maybe by surfing t'net via an expecting couple's wifi? Or is this beer belly not what it seems?

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Big Beardie's watching: Alan Sugar robots spy on Tesco petrol queue

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Gender mapping?

Ozzy wigs and Sinead t-shirts. That'll confuse 'em...

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Kids hooked up with free Office subs at Microsoft-addicted schools

pyroweasel
Pint

ProPlus for students?

Ahh, reminds me of university times... As does beer!

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Egyptian navy captures divers trying to cut undersea internet cables

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Re: That could be a lie!

Is that protection enough from sharks with frikkin' lasers?

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US lawmaker blames bicycle breath for global warming gas

pyroweasel

A Republican, admitting concern over greenhouse gases?

Where's the flying pig icon?

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Dutch unleash intelligent robot bins: No ID, no rubbish

pyroweasel
Joke

What a load of Rubbish!

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Erotica 2011 stands firm against rise of the sex machines

pyroweasel
Coat

Maybe the RSPB 'withdrew' because they started using the whole rooster?

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Yahoo! tech! boss! quits!

pyroweasel
Meh

Is it a coincidence that Yahoo! Mail! is having problems this morning?

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FARTING DEATH CAMELS MUST DIE to save the world!

pyroweasel
FAIL

Farting weasel?

"blasting the everliving shit out of some mustelids"

Camelids, surely? What harm did mustelids ever do?

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Latest military-research boon: Game interface to rule them all

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Jar-heads?

So the Marines of the future could still be called Jar-heads?

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Phone bugging scandal reignited as NotW suspends reporter

pyroweasel
Pint

Wapping lies?

"Many of the hacks carried out "

A typical friday night for NotW journos?

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Feed curry to sheep, boffins suggest

pyroweasel

re: Premarinated? Tha's daft.

Not so daft, if it's already happening.

http://www.gowersaltmarshlamb.co.uk/index.html

Damn fine it is too!

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British poshos outdrink chavs

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@ The Original Ash

"There has never, *IN THE RECORDED HISTORY OF MANKIND* been a *single* reported death directly related to the use of cannabis. Not one."

Here's two...

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-06.html

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HP excessive packaging world record put to the test

pyroweasel
FAIL

Return to Sender

If they have a freepost address, send it all back! It works for junkmailers, eventually...

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