* Posts by Richie 1

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Big Pharma wrote EU anti-vaping diktat, claims Tory ex-MEP

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Both e-cigs & nicotine gum illegal in GCC countries

e-cigs have been illegal here in the Gulf Cooperation Council countries (Saudi, Qatar,Kuwait, UAE) cor a few years, and nicotine gum was made illegal earlier this year.

Meanwhile a pack of cigarettes is ~£1.20 to £1.80.

The legislative process is a bit murkier here, so I don't know whose idea that was. I presume the tobacco lobby gave some wasta to the appropriate health ministers.

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Half the staff go gardening at the now not-so-jolly Jolla

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> the changes in the OS basically undid all the innovative functions that it was launched with

Hard to believe you're complaining: I find Sailfish 2 much nicer to use. It's much clearer about where you can swipe and when you have a menu available.

I'm really pleased with how the OS is shaping up, and I hope they get to license it on another phone soon.

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US Treasury: How did ISIS get your trucks? Toyota: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: Stones and Glass Houses

> Question - do they have more Landcruisers than Humvees?

Toyota Land Cruisers are *the* car of choice for locals here in Qatar, and one of the most common cars you'll see on the road. Hiluxes are also pretty popular for construction workers. (Company owned of course; the workers can't afford cars.) This is true of the rest of the gulf too, the bits that I've been too anyway. Can't speak for Iraq, since I've not visited for obvious reasons.

In fact, as a rule, Arabs love anything Japanese, presumably because it's considered technologically advanced, but doesn't have the colonial baggage of things that come from Europe*, or the political baggage of things that come from the US.

*German stuff is the exception; that's also considered halal.

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Surface Book: Microsoft to turn unsuccessful tab into unsuccessful laptop

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for those of you who don't do imperial units

3.48lb = 376mJub

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Isn't it great to get away from it all. Now, let's try the city simulator.

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Is Toshiba mulling asset sales? HDD, TV businesses in the frame

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What will be left of Toshiba?

If they exit TVs, PCs and HDDs, then that's pretty much all their consumer facing business gone. That more or less leaves it as a manufacturer of air conditioning units and gear for factories.

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Apple threw its TV out the window after years of research: report

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@boltar

> switching a TV on and there is instant sound followed a few seconds later by a picture

See also telephones that work as soon as you plug them in rather than taking two minutes to boot up.

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Old, forgotten, lonely? SQL Server 2016 will sling you into Azure

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> Earlier this year, Microsoft acquired Revolution Analytics...

Oracle has its own R distribution for use with the Oracle Big Data Appliance, so hopefully Microsoft want to rip of this idea and have an R-inside-SQL-server feature. Access to databases from R is pretty good these days (particularly using the dplyr package), but you still have to pass the data out of the database to R, which doesn't make sense for big datasets.

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Google versus the EU: Sigh. You can't exploit a contestable monopoly

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There is an argument that Google's search business is non-contestable

The article rightly points out that competitors don't provide results that are of the same quality as Google's, and that if they did, consumers would move to the alternate service. This is the argument for it being a contestable monopoly.

However, the quality of search is to a large part determined by the quantity of data available to the service, which is determined by the number of existing users. (The algorithms for generating search results are mostly documented in journal papers and implemented in open source software, so they are available to all players; there is some skill involved in creating the search engine from these, but quantity of data is a huge factor.)

The fact that the size of the existing userbase determines the quality of the product leads towards a search market with a single dominant player. So there is an argument that Google should be regulated as a monopoly (though probably not to the extent that a natural monopoly is).

You can see a similar thing with eBay and auctions: more buyers and sellers makes selling and buying respectively more attractive on that platform, and the market again tends towards a dominance by a single player.

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Boffins twist light to carry 2.05 bits in one photon

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For those of you wondering, 2.05 = 7 ^ exp(-1)

where 7 comes from the "seven symbols [encoded] onto a combination of the orbital angular momentum (“twisted” light) and their angular position".

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3 spectastic Lumias for price of 1 rival flagship: Microsoft sells biz on cheapie experience

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Re: Excellent pricing

> Microsoft continuing to call their phone OS "Windows" is probably 90% of the problem

What's a word for a small window? Gets thesaurus out...

*LucarneOS*

Much better. That'll be $5M please Microsoft.

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Linux clockpocalypse in 2038 is looming and there's no 'serious plan'

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> Specifically, that's going to happen at exactly 03:14:07 GMT on January 19, 2038.

Being picky, doesn't the exact fail time depend upon how many leap seconds get added between now and 2038? Since leap seconds are unpredictable, we can't know the exact fail time until we get much closer to the fail date.

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You have a 'SIMPLE QUESTION'? Well, the answer is NO

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Re: A helping hand

> I'm sure I print more for other people than I do for myself.

Hi VinceH,

I notice that you have a printer. If I email you some documents could you print them for me and post them back. Oh and by the way I live in the middle east. Thanks.

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GOD particle MAY NOT BE GOD particle: Scientists in shock claim

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Ceci n'est pas une Higgs

as Magritte would say.

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Want a Tizen phone to build apps for? Now's your chance – provided you don't need it to work

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So of the 5 open source phone OSes

Sailfish and Firefox OS have been shipped in phones. WebOS is extinct. Tizen is now vapourware. Ubuntu is not quite vapourware but evaporating a little.

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'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux

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Hopefully they'll introduce tabbed Windows Explorer windows too

As seen in most Linux window managers for years.

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Samsung Z mobe a NO-SHOW at Moscow Tizen Developer Summit

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Re: Jollas day in the sun.

> I would love to see it blossom but there are so many bugs, niggles and ui problems,

> coupled with the complete lack of public awareness I find it hard to believe that

> sailfish will ever anything but a curiosity.

Yeah, Jolla isn't ready for your Grandma to use, and is only _just_ functional for nerds. (I say this as a Jolla user.) Remember though that iOS sucked until version 3, and Android was awful until Gingerbread. A good, stable OS takes time.

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'Disruptive innovation' is nonsense? Not ALWAYS, actually

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The Google car business model

We already have an industry devoted to renting cars to take you on just the journey you need: they're called taxis.

The Google disruption to this industry is that autonomous vehicles make for cheaper taxis, since you don't need to pay a driver.

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

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Call me paranoid

but it seems like a good a idea to add a few strangers that you don't know as LinkedIn contacts in order to obfuscate your true network.

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Most Americans doubt Big Bang, not too sure about evolution, climate change – survey

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The phrasing of the climate change question threw me

I largely trust the climate scientists viewpoint on anthropogenic climate change, but I had to reread the climate change question a couple of times to make sure it wasn't a trick question like the "supreme being" question.

The word "mostly" put me off. When you think about climate change, you mostly think about future changes: the warming that has occurred so far isn't huge, so it's hard to tell whether _most_ of it is caused by greenhouse gases.

I eventually decided that I was overthinking things, but in a telephone poll where they want an immediate answer, I suspect that some respondents would be less confident just because they've been asked a convoluted question, not because they don't believe in anthropogenic climate change.

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Google wearables: A solution looking for a rich nerd

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Re: battery life

> who the hell wants to look like they have a hearing aid or like Agent Smith from the matrix?

Deaf FBI agents?

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Jolla announces Sailfish OS 1.0, says Android love-fest soon to come

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v1.0?

The most recent version of SailfishOS is 1.0.3.8, and that's been available to Jolla users for a few weeks.

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Survey: Yoof too COOL for Ferraris, want state-sponsored hybrids

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For almost all driving, the speed of the car is no longer limited by the engine. It's limited by road speed limits (enforced by speed cameras) and by the driver in front of you.

In my experience, the faster the theoretical performance of the car, the more frustrating it is to drive in real world conditions. A Ferrari stuck in rush hour traffic must be an excruciating experience.

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Microsoft CEO shortlist down to EIGHT ... appropriately enough, perhaps

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Coat

My prediction

I bet Richard Ayoade is on the list.

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Galaxy is CRAMMED with EARTH-LIKE WORLDS – also ALIENS (probably)

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Re: Over excitement much?

> If my maths is correct, it would take Voyager 1 just shy of 300 YEARS to travel the distance of just

> 1 Light Year, assuming it stayed at a constant 60,000km/hour.

60000km/hour is 60000 * 1000 / 3600 = 16667m/s

The speed of light is 300000000m/s.

So it would take Voyager 1 3e8 / 16667 = 18000 years to travel one light year, or 216000 years to travel 12 light years.

And anyway there are only 22 star systems within 12 light years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nearest_stars

Epsilon Eridani has featured in some sci-fi as harbouring aliens but we'd need some good ultraviolet shielding to live there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epsilon_Eridani?#Potential_habitability

So we'll have to very likely have to look further afield.

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MS Word deserves DEATH says Brit SciFi author Charles Stross

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Not all publishers demand Word

O'Reilly prefer you to write in AsciiDoc (or Markdown for short pieces). They have a very nice toolchain that tracks changes using git, and manages collaborators. Definitely the way writing should be done.

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Microsoft: Surface is DEAD. Long live the Surface 2!

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those combination car/boat vehicles

I think you mean "hovercraft".

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Microsoft: That $900m Surface write-down is smarting

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Of course it didn't sell well...

Everyone knows that you need to wait for version 3 before Microsoft make something useable. I'm sure the third gen Surface will be fine.

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That Microsoft-Nokia merger you've been predicting? It's no go

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Re: Maemo

> I think the best thing Nokia could do is resurrect their brilliant Debian-based phone OS Maemo.

Nokia are in investor in Jolla, which use Maemo's spiritual successor, Sailfish. If it does well, there is always a chance that Nokia will just completely buy Jolla.

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New material enables 1,000-meter super-skyscrapers

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FAIL

The numbers are wrong

When increasing the length from 500m to 800m, the mass of the rope must increase at least linearly (in practise it increases faster than that because you need a thicker rope to hold its own weight).

So if a 500m UltraRope weighs 12800kg, then an 800m UltraRope must weigh at least 12800 * 800 / 500 = 20480kg. That makes the value 13900kg from the article way too low.

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Author Iain (M) Banks falls to cancer at 59

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He'll be sorely missed

I hope he's using his eight Feersum Endjinn style backup lives well.

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United Nations: 'Overpopulated Earth? Time to EAT BUGS'

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Re: Eat PETA

> A world where bacon is replaced by insects is not to be tolerated.

Can't be that hard to genetically engineer bacon flavour insects.

Or, more practically, a good start to the insect market might be insect protein shake for bodybuilders. They're always on the lookout for cheap protein sources, and by the time you've powdered them and added a load of chocolate flavouring, the disgust factor should be lower.

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Yahoo! Axes! Yet! More! Products!

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Re: Yahoo! Groups!

> have also had several occasions where I was able to pull information out of my email program (certainly not Outlook) while not online to get an important phone number.

Um, sync your webmail contacts with your phone so you have a local copy.

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Study: Most projects on GitHub not open source licensed

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Where you store your licen[cs]e

> 28 per cent only announced their licenses in a README file, as opposed to recommended filenames

> such as LICENSE or COPYING.

R packages allow many standard licences to be described in the DESCRIPTION file. A separate LICENSE file is only included for non-standard licences.

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Are biofuels Europe's sh*ttiest idea ever?

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Betteridge's Law says 'No'

Agreed that biofuels are rubbish, but Europe has worse ideas, like Naziism.

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Google forks WebKit, promises faster, leaner Chrome engine

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Next week's news

Opera to switch their rendering engine to Servo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servo_(layout_engine)

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Wind farms make you sick … with worry and envy

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Re: Proof of the of the pudding...

> If Professor Simon Chapman,had actually gone and lived next to a wind farm his conclusions would have

> more credibility.

I think you may have missed the point of data analysis.

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Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

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Isn't this the plot of Greg Egan's Schild's Ladder?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schild%27s_Ladder

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Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work

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Isn't this what Tim Ferriss makes a living telling people to do?

The main message behind "The 4 hour work week" (fourhourworkweek.com) is basically, "outsource everything in your life that you can't be bothered to do yourself".

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Samsung confirms Tizen-based mobes to debut this year

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Just like buses

You wait years for an open source mobile stack and then five come along at once!

All one of the five players has to do is get a non-sucky handset into actual shops and not drop support for the OS within days of release. Simple (I think).

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Do users have enough power?

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Unhappy

5 mins my ass

The questionnaire took me a good half hour to complete.

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Stroustrup on next-gen C++: I didn't want to let go of my baby

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C++ made me appreciate other languages

C++ was the first language that I learnt. Rather than putting me off programming (as others have commented), it just made every other language seem easy.

I love C# for being C++ without the hard bits, and pretty much every scripting language I've tried seems like flying by comparison.

That said, now I'm no longer a code-newbie, it would be really interesting to revisit C++ and see if it's as tricky as I remember it to be.

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Humans becoming steadily STUPIDER, says brainiac boffin

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Joke

Re: Seems unlikely

"If you look at koalas, they eat food which is nutrient poor so have evolved with a smaller brain so it requires less energy to run. Stupidity is their survival trick."

Or do they eat nutrient poor food _because_ they are stupid? Maybe one day we'll see a koala say "sod this eucalyptus, I'm having a steak", and it'll start a while new line of superintelligent carnivorous killer dropbears.

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Yahoo! treads! water! in! slow! third! quarter!

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> what does Yahoo do?

Um, Flickr and stuff.

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Apache promotes OpenOffice to top-level project

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Joke

Re: leave the /&%ç formatting behind and just paste as text

> Indeed, the pasting of formatted text is even more stupid than the caps lock key.

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS A REALLY GREAT IDEA?

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HP's Whitman promises 'more beautiful' PCs

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Pretty isn't everything

I have a recent HP Probook and while it is a little brickish, the extra thickness gives room for more ports. It's also got a great screen and runs like stink for something that cost less than half the price of the Apple equivalent.

Uncool => better value for consumers.

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Ten iPhone 5 challengers

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Are there any smaller high-end phones?

It seems that all the high-end Android phones have a screen size of 4.3" or more. Are there any well-specced phones with a screen size of 4" or less? (Other than the iPhones, natch.)

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Middlesbrough culinary giants battle for parmo supremacy

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Parmos are the best thing about Teesside

I grew up there, and they are pretty much the only thing I miss about the place.

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Jackson’s Hobbit becomes a trilogy

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Fingers crossed for him doing The Last Ringbearer afterwards

Although its a ridiculous long shot due to legal complications.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/a75r7u

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Samsung docs tease 11.8in, 2560 x 1600 tablet

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Pint

@Nick Ryan

The Air/Ultrabook/Ultrathin laptops have less pixels because it means that they can get away with a smaller and lighter graphics card.

<- Beer, because I'm drinking to a future where we get thin and light laptops with a decent screen.

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