* Posts by Absent

122 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jul 2009

Pete Townshend condemns Apple as 'digital vampire'

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People don't need to buy The Who any more, they're sick of hearing them every day for free on fecking CSI.

Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

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"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." would have been more fitting.

Apple shifts Lossless Audio Codec to open source

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It's almost identical to the already open source and very widely used FLAC codec.

Vlingo

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Or on some phones like the Galaxy S2, it comes pre-loaded and ad-free.

Apple shouldn't bother with TV...

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touchscreen remotes

"For me, a context-sensitive touchpad on a display like an iPod touch/ small Android tablet/ smartphone would be an improvement..."

Samsung have one of these for their phones and TVs. You get choices between a simple, full, keyboard, game style controls and swipe pad for different context uses. Controlling the TV and using the phone as an DLNA server over wifi is a very nice feature.

Which actor should play Steve in upcoming biopic?

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Ashton Kutcher is currently the spit of 70s Steve Jobs. http://9gag.com/gag/338184

Pay Jobs due respect - by crushing the empire he created

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Childcatcher

Backward rationalisation

That's how sites like Gizmodo "prove" every Apple decision is the right one.

The iPhone 4S in depth: More than just a vestigial 'S'

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"How do I get home?" Siri

Most people use their phone to call a taxi.

iPhone 5 a no-show at Apple's 'Let's talk iPhone' event

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FAIL

"the new antennae"

As you know, the new antennae is just a spin doctor style way of saying they've corrected the fault they never admitted was inherent with the old antennae.

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I commented that the "Let's talk iPhone" tag line meant voice integration was the main feature of the announcement but got shot down for such a suggestion.

Apple are playing catchup with the rest of market now rather than innovating. The 4S is a stop-gap 'cos the 4 has fallen behind and the no-show of the 5 I'd guess means there's some problems with the real world delivery of the device. The iPhone 4 now feels like a generation behind something like the Galaxy S2, maybe this is all behind the litigation delaying tactics of the patent disputes.

One of the worst PR years for Apple in a long time?

Tuesday's iPhone event more than Apple.com can bear

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Childcatcher

I went to apple.co.uk and thought I went back in time to the 90s.

Amazon's Kindle Fire is sold at a loss

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Customer aquisition

There's always a financial cost associated with acquiring new customers factored into every business plan. The Kindle also locks new customers into the Amazon content eco-system so such a customer would be of high value. Factor that in with Amazon's cost of acquiring standard website customers and the value is probably pretty high, possibly higher than the loss on the device. Basically the loss making Kindle can be seen as a cheap customer acquisition tool.

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re: Will be £225 in UK...lots of profit here

The $79 US version is advert supported. That model won't be available in the UK, the £89 UK Kindle is equivalent to the $109 version = £69.76 + 20% VAT = £83.71

Microsoft's Android patent ransom to 'total $444m' next year

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My Samsung TV uses FAT32 as well, do the payments go beyond just phones?

Ex-Microsofties' IE6 kill squad hits UK

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FAIL

Egg Banking

If you try to log on to Egg Money Manager using Chrome, the site tells you that you should download IE6 for improved security.

Apple sued for iPhone, iPad chip 'patent rip-off'

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Reversals

How many of these companies originally filed patents for the defensive purpose of stopping themselves being sued by someone else rather than actively suing others? Since the Apple have started to aggressively go after competitors (usually the action of trolls from which the patents protect), maybe others have just gone "sod it, Apple need to be put in their place".

Got a non-iPad tablet? Weirdo

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Big Brother

3.62 million tablet owners?

Given that there were 36 millions adults in the UK census estimates I seriously doubt that 1 in 10 own a tablet? I think these figures have been massaged.

Patent wars: Apple attacks Samsung in Japan

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Re Re: Running scared

Most of my friends have iPhones, I have a Galaxy S2. You could never confuse the two but my friends all agree the S2 is a generation or two beyond the iPhone 4.

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Holmes

I don't see how

If you hold an iPhone in one hand and a Galaxy S2 in the other, there's absolutely no way you could confuse the two. Even my grandmother would be able to tell they're two different model phones.

Why modern music sounds rubbish

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RE: Over compression

It definitely goes back to the 60s, there's an interview with 'Big Brother and the Holding Company' talking about mixing their first mainstream studio album; paraphrasing "every time the needle would go into the red, the engineers jumped. We wanted it in the red all the time, they wanted it in the green".

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Mushroom

There was...

Years ago there was a TV documentary or something about/featuring this. A sound engineer was recalling a story about a record executive complaining that just finished Pearl Jam (for example) master tape wasn't as loud as the new Metallica (for example) album and could they mix it again to make everything louder.

AES crypto broken by 'groundbreaking' attack

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Big Brother

Setec Astronomy

There isn't a government on this planet that wouldn't kill us all for that thing.

David Cameron turns water cannons on social networks

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Big Brother

Just read this

"Sky News understands David Cameron has been in talks with Chinese government to share web-filtering technologies. "

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Big Brother

"Cameron didn't single out any specific social networks."

He's just specifically named BBM and Twitter.

Amazon paints the Kindle cloudy

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"So that's $600 million over *three years*. Or about $200m. / year."

So they'll be very keen to try and increase that revenue stream in any way they can. Any further leaking from that revenue would I doubt be welcomed.

Has UK gov lost the census to Lulzsec?

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Headmaster

government efficency

Going by the speed and efficiency of past government bureaucratic operations I'd be highly surprised if all the census data had been collected, entered and collated yet.

WTF are... connected appliances?

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Coffee/keyboard

Reinventing the 80s

Reminds me of the house automation cartridge I always wanted for my Vic-20 - http://www.atarimagazines.com/compute/issue55/controlling.php

Brit censor stamps on The Human Centipede

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Childcatcher

title is too long

"sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims."

"There is little attempt to portray any of the victims in the film as anything other than objects to be brutalised, degraded and mutilated for the amusement and arousal of the central character, as well as for the pleasure of the audience."

Sounds very similar to 'Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom' and 'Salon Kitty' both passed fully uncut by the BBFC.

Microsoft's patents shakedown betrays spirit of Gates

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Linux

re: "copy someone's OS "

Unix >>>> Linux

Google gets ready to crush quote-comparison websites

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Megaphone

well.....

If it get's those 'Go Compare' adverts off the TV, I'm all for it.

Apple plays cloud catch-up

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re: Chris 19

"I have my phone with me, and that stores a good selection already. So what do I need my music online for?"

So you can purchase a license to a particular piece of media/music/video/whatever and access it anywhere you may be and on any device you want to.

You can then have your music/film collection via your phone, your tv, your laptop, via your friends computer, at the office, anywhere anyhow. The device will be immaterial, all your media via any method available.

Spectrum-guzzling operators will TAKE TV off THE AIR

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Grenade

Should've

Spectrums and channels should be awarded to the companies that develop the best proposals for use, not the one with the biggest pockets. The more that is paid, the lower denominator of viewing demographic must be targeted in order to re-coup the inflated costs.

Green Parrot to cure YouTube shakes

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previously......

There's been steadicam plugins for After Effects etc for donkeys years. I never liked them much in production work 'cos the zooming meant you lost resolution and ended up with a fuzzy looking picture, but that was back in the days of SD. I guess with HD to Youtube this isn't really an issue.

UK a 3D TV nation? Not half

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Case in point

I have a non-3D Samsung TV, but if you access the hidden menus in it you can turn 3D on. The firmware in all Samsung 2010/11 TVs have the 3D code, it's just disabled unless you buy a 3D model.

Hackers mock North Korea heir-apparent birthday boy

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I saw that video

It was on the official YouTube channel, which I happened upon a link to through a major newspaper site article. When I saw it I thought "either that newspaper has linked to the wrong profile or the North Korean government have a totally unappreciated sense of humour". By the end the he got run-over and died I thought "no, this can't be genuine."

Greek police cuff Anonymous spokesman suspect

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Boffin

They probably think they are all so "elite"

That's one downside has having a group with absolutely no structure. Any wannabe plonker can declare themselves part of it or to speak for it. And the ones that speak out and seek the attention will probably be the most clueless of all and make the whole look like completely hopeless amateurs. The Greek/Geek police have removed one more turnip from the internet. Good.

Judge puts Assange behind bars ahead of extradition hearing

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Big Brother

"Why can't they wait until there's a more credible reason of arresting him?"

Because now they can hold him on a trumped up charge and know exactly where his is the moment they are ready to throw the book at him.

UK.gov insists e-petitions won't be ditched

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Big Brother

e-petitions listened to?

Can anyone provide a single example of the governments response to an e-petition which went along the lines of "ok, we hear you, we'll change the policy"?

I gave up signing them because every official response was "it doesn't matter, we're not changing our policies".

Steve Jobs no longer Eggman as Beatles hits iTunes

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FAIL

£10.99?

So you're expected to pay more for an inferior quality download when the re-mastered lossless physical cds with real covers are no more than £7.99?

And don't get me started on the ideas of a downloadable "box set"......

Apple readies iTunes for Beatles juice, says report

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RE: Maybe because

Or that EMI/Guy Hands are hemorrhaging money after that over-inflated buyout.

Apple eyes kill switch for jailbroken iPhones

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WTF?

"removal of a SIM card”"?

So as to possibly stop secondhand sales of handsets? Swap the SIM and it's bricked?

HP to pitch Windows Slate at Big Biz

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Sounds ok to me.

I looked into getting an iPad for work purposes but it's simply not flexible enough to fit into other workflows.

Mozilla stokes Firefox 4 with first beta build

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Menu bar

You can turn it back on in the 'Customize' menu.

What I've yet to find though is the "private browsing" button.

Korg NanoKey MIDI controller

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Good for VJing.

Whilst the key action is pretty awful, I use one of these along with the NanoKontrol with Arkaos Grand VJ on a laptop. For this use it's pretty good. The NanoKontrol however is excellent.

Osborne hands out tax cuts - for companies

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You forgot the tech bit

Broadband tax has been scrapped.

'Lost' iPhone 4G brouhaha: Jobs gets on the job

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FAIL

The blissfully unsecure

"she feared that Apple would trace the phone to her by way of her IP address".

Oh the irony. If she didn't reply on Steve Jobs for the security and privacy of her machine she'd be running a firewall and could have blocked the phone's access if it attempted to phone home.

Alleged Jobsian email promises iPad printing

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iPad 0.1 alpha

My Apple Newton talks to my printer.

Leonard Nimoy in 'no more Spock' shock

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Fringe

I guess this could be a spoiler for a definite conclusion with his character in Fringe at the end of the current series. He very recently tweeted about rapping up filming on the show.

Cybercrooks befuddled by Icelandic volcano name

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There's got to be

some sort Kerry Katonna joke in this somewhere.