92 posts • joined 23 Jul 2009
All I got...
..from the Boss this morning was a cheap bottle of Australian red wine. At least I think it is wine. I am a feared his car may suffer a flat tyre when it gets dark this afternoon.
Merry Christmas Simon.
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Should not loiter at the top of the stairs.
Should not loiter at the bottom of the stairs.
Should not loiter in the underground car park.
And should not even think about trying to get home this evening by the Northern Line at Leicester Square.
...he had no socks on!
..rugger me up!
Friday and BOFH is here....splendid.
..good job she didn't opt for @massachusetts. Just think of how many Bee Gee fans that would have pulled in
Very good, but..
....will it shorten the time period between Monday morning to Friday pubtime?
slow Friday afternoon on the Hell desk and then along comes this.
My day ends on a high.
Friday is now perfect!
Well it will be at 12:45 Z when I will be in the pub.
.....can you send my wife?
.....the gene pool is pretty shallow on Sugarloaf Key!
......Discovery just don't wanna go!
......big round of applause for the PARIS team!
A well done with big shiny irreverence knobs!
.....that shouldn't be too hard to shoot down!
glad to know we British are still streets ahead in the inventing total crap game!
Carry on Sir Clive you may get a Gold in the 2012 Olympics.
great.....UK 1 ROW 0
Friday is now perfik.....well nearly.......I just have to get to the pub!
Well done all!
.....just use half a 2Kg bag of sugar from Sainsburys?
tightly clenched and fingers crossed that you will have some good news soon.
....but the lipstick totting pit bull was Yahoo Mail. She should have been using Google mail, far more secure.
Following the Strategic Defence Review..
..the Royal Air Force would like 30 and could you knock up 20 or so for the new Royal Navy carrier?
Its not as if you can't sink one with a supersonic anti shipping missle is it?
Oh cripes, I forgot we have no defence against that particular threat.
..to see how the dogs react...”
Crackin' idea Gromit!
Vulture 1 Mk 2 release....... mech prepped for testing
.......mech prepped for testing.
Splendid stuff, fingers crossed you don't have to go to the expense of a Mk 3.
Odds on it was..
....a Welsh hill farmer searching for his favourite girlfriend by torchlight.
I actually misread your post as .....'the LHC is responsible for all baldness.'
And as a shiny dome head......I agree.
It has to be said......
.......capturing an A4 sheet of cardboard from 23,000 metres was a big ask, but it's hats off to Alejandro for this view.
Splendid stuff, job well done, give that man a pint!
Dear Steve Jobs....
...come on baby light my fire.
Being a pedantic bugger......
may I point out that a tap is for holes and a die for rods?
In the UK...
........the Department of Transport recently closed a consultation on a code of practice for using body scanners. It, like the TSA, says the machines will not be capable of storing images.
Yep and the Met will stop harassing amateur photographers…….Oh look a flying piggy!
Has anyone got..
Rupert Murdoch's phone number? I have got a pig that can fly and cow that jump over the moon. I must be able to make a few quid out of those two..
Guess it's not a good idea to use 'admin' & 'password' as the log in credentials to my router then?
...today we will be using the password putinswilly, now have you written it down?
See you in Starbucks tomorrow, I will be the one in disguise!
Dos vedanya Tovarisch
......observers suggested Ormandy was acting on behalf of his employer to fuel the row between Google and Microsoft
Not in a million years!
....will it stop the BT jerk that lives next door to me parking his van on the pavement most nights that then forces all pedestrians to use the road?
Nope, thought not!
..the case, already have some official looking headed note paper!
She shouldn't really worry! The Daily Wails circulation used to be so bad that to 'boost' the numbers you could get a free copy at any Little Chef! And now they don't bother stocking it as it was putting off their customers!
@ you h 6..........'cos we dun't need one boy!
....this is like the whole landing-on-the-moon-thingy! What proof is there that they are actually in orbit?
doesn't really matter. It's how you use it what keps them coming back for more!
The sharp-edged delta shaped carbon-carbon airframe, it was hoped, would resist the terrific heat of hypersonic flight much better than previous materials, though it would still burn away to some degree - losing perhaps an inch or two from the leading edges.......or in this case the whole lot. Oh well back to the drawing board!
.....back and all is as it should be!
A poor grasp?
Iranian clerics have a poor grasp of the fundamentals of plate tectonics. In fact I think you may find they have a poor grasp of most things!
Now where did..
..I put those F35B's.....oh yeah on that hulking great carrier.....not so stealthy now are thay!
When I was a boy I asked me dad what the white lines in the sky were. "Aeroplane farts, son, aeroplane farts!"
Thatcher is reincarneted before she has even shuffled off the mortal coil!
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