Posts by Chimpofdoom!
70 posts • joined Wednesday 22nd July 2009 15:59 GMT
Bah sod the enterprise..
Lets build Battlestar Galactica!
Re: Shipped!
No estimating on mine... says "Delivers on March 16 "
Hopefully it arrives before Friday, but again i'm not counting on it!
Dixons...
know as much about customer service as I do quantum physics..
Unless they were bought over by John Lewis?
But I may have to see if it's improved.. as they say, curiosity *may* have killed Schrödinger's cat
Posted in iPhone 4S pay-monthly tariffs compared
Tesco mobile...
Tesco have released their plans too.. which actually appear to be pretty good value!
Indeed,,
I noticed that myself.. but would I.. yes!
And that is a pity..
"because the search engines built into Windows and Mac OS X"
Personally I find spotlight works rather well in osx...
Also...
Don't forget our ability to walk on water, and turn it into wine!
Well...
England is now the only member of the UK that pays for prescriptions...
So wouldn't be moaning about the Scots.. if your not happy.. go complain.. oh wait you just did..
And here's the image...
http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Apple-LTE.jpg
A quick google later.. I'd be more impressed if they had an iphone 5 testing it in the picture too....
Posted in Videogames caused riots says plod
I'm sure some of you will of heard this before...
"They say that video games influence our lives. If that were true, then if we were subjected to Pac-Man as children, we'd be sitting in dark rooms, eating magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Time to the lower the tone...
Aye, posing for the pictures anyway.. if her website is anything to go by.. she's a bit of a looker!
No idea
Funnily, the 2 other exchanges that surround my town have access to FTTC, but they seem to skip my exchange everytime.. hell i'm still waiting for ADSL 2!
Posted in Charlie Sheen explodes onto Twitter
google her name.. do it!! DOOOOO ITT!!
Don't google her name... too late... damn it was worth it!
When....
did £28,900 become an affordable car?! Especially this day in age with high unemployment
Posted in Cable vendor slapped for unproven claims
Funnily...
I work with a guy that believes the hype of this company..
So far he has bought 4 of their cables (more money than sense)..
To forwards this story onto him or not...
So..
"BT will retain a small research, development and satellite operations presence at Goonhilly"
Great! I guess this means Mars will get faster broadband (albeit with a slightly higher ping rate i'm sure) than I get at the moment....
Posted in BT network goes titsup up north
Huh...
As compensation.. i demand fibre be installed into my area.. without the race to infinity!
Posted in Boxee box to come to Blighty
Fail..
I was originally contemplating one of these back when they said it would be cheaper.. but for £200.. pass.
Failing all of that...
the budget might allow us to send the second ship out with a bunch of trebuchet's on the deck for defending the other carrier.... the army can throw spears..
Posted in Brits not buying into Freeview HD
meh...
Biggest problem with freeview/freeview HD is lack of decent content. It never really bothered me before, as I didn't really watch TV, but as the gf sticks any random rubbish on.. i thought it was worth shelling out for heavily discounted sky HD (know a member of staff and get a 1/2 price code!)
No thanks..
I would rather have a legal place to get DRM free TV series!
Don't get me wrong.. itunes is ok.. but the fact that I can't watch TV series that I paid for, on my xbox 360 is rather annoying.. stupid DRM
My Fail!
ok, FAIL post on my behalf!
Maybe.. just maybe..
the small meteorites are a sign of things to come and his house will be the epicentre...
You all remember Armageddon right?!
Now where's Bruce Willis?! We need him on stand by.
Posted in BT hikes call charges
hmmm
indeed, seems they want to keep the city folks happy, instead of us folks in the sticks!
there's more...
One in Edinburgh too! Check out the 28 days later website for Edinburgh bunker
Ha!
I was at the "Secret bunker" in Fife on Sunday. Very interesting place, fairly cold (temperature stays at a constant 65 deg F (18.33 deg C), the heating system underground costs about £200 an hour to run.
There's also another bunker in Edinburgh on Costorphine hill, unfort. this one was burnt out when a bunch of yobs backed a truck down the tunnel, loaded tyres into the place and set it alight.. the fire burned for 6 days!
George...
Must be getting skint again... another lawsuit..
If they don't want 'em...
Send them to Fife.. need faster than 4 freaking meg...
Hmmm
Am I the only person who hasn't had a problem?
Hmmm
It's a nice shiny tiny box that would be great as an HTPC running Plex.. but too costly, considering I paid the same for my imac last year!
I wonder...
If it could be jail broken?!
The biggest problem...
With BMI is the inability to factor in muscle mass.
Muscle is 18% denser than fat, so if you are one of those, loves the gym everyday guy rippling with muscle and your Ideal (BMI) weight is 12 stone something, yet you weight 14 stone.. your still classed as Obese..
They should scrap BMI.. even as a rough scale.. bring out the calipers!
Posted in Brit consumers shun the iPad - for now
iproduct...
http://www.geofftech.co.uk/iblog/download/iproduct.jpg
'nuff said...
Posted in Leonard Nimoy in 'no more Spock' shock
Shame
It would of been great had be been in the sequel to the latest revival of the Star Trek franchise. But I guess we all need to retire at some point!
So Ambassador Spock... live long and prosper!
Posted in LG 42LH3000 42in LCD TV
Bit of an old set....
I Own the 42LH5000... needless to say avoid it, go for the 42LH3000, as it's a superior model (yes I know, older model, better than the newer one). Plus Currys have an exclusivity on the 42LH5000 and their returns/repair/"tech guys" service is terrible... (TV has been away for "repair" for 8 days and counting... 3 weeks to go and I claim a new one).
Seems...
A bit like the videogame fallout...
I'll give him a fiver for a bunker in 2014.. you know used and all that...
Posted in Woman finds Romanian living in shed
Re: Blimey
Yup..
Maybe the Romanian didn't know the words for "nice rack"
Posted in Rare NES title takes $43,000 at auction
Ah the trusty ol' NES...
Might have to get it back out of the attic and play some Duck hunt or some Zelda
Posted in Street View pulls Canadian murder scene
Apparently...
On August 27th they had a bikini contest...
Seriously...
Forget the over bloated market that is America.. Britain is the new land of opportunity!
Bring your high speed internets here... where do I sign my soul away for some 1Gbps broadband...
I for one welcome our google overlords and their nexus phone..
Bah
Forget Fibre.. you can work on fibre once you give me my ADSL2+ connection damnit!!
What about...
The Rage Against the Machine campaign for Xmas number 1?
meh...
I'd rather use Moblin on my netbook..
Oh wait, I do!
Coming soon...
Launch tubes like they have on BSG...
Frakkin' toasters will follow...
o.O
Line dancing..
Now all Microsoft need to do is hire a bunch of former cheerleaders or hooters waitresses, dress them in tight tops and hot pants, get them to dance..
and windows 7/microsoft stores will be a raging sucess..
I made it to 40 seconds...
@ Who needs a Dyson?
I do, my former PC hoovered my carpet, yet the dyson still fills up in one run!
My new PC.. hoover failure.. it's an imac...
Posted in Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse
I'm a mac too...
and we just dont talk about Windows Vista around here....
In the words of Al Murray...
London 2012 Olympics...
'it's gonna be a bit sh*t'
