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Mind you I did have Isabela excuse her self once to go and get her children early - mainly because there was a drung cartel gun fight across the normal road route.
You were one character away from a highly amusing typo - I'd love to see a "dung cartel gun fight" - "Eh jefe, these is MY caca de burro"
Re: Comment from the Cockwomble in question
We should be upvoting any comment with the term "cockwomble" in it over at the telegraph!
Amusing as that would be, going to the article, repeatedly viewing the article, causing more ad impressions on the article page - these are all things which will recommend young Willard's story as an exceptional piece of work to his editor, who will reward him with more work.
I bet he's found plenty of developers, but his idiotic "I'm gonna be RIIIICH" plan will be ill thought out, with no way of monetizing, require a huge amount of development, for which he is willing to offer only sweat capital.
The funniest offer I got was when one of my cousins suggested that I act as his unpaid system architect and project manager, overseeing and directing a team of indian/chinese outsourced developers who would develop his "travel website". His "site" had no way of monetizing users apart from ads, and would be based around some magical algorithm for determining what you are after, which he hadn't yet come up with.
Er. No thanks.
Glad you class yourself as a bumpkin, but 200m from the exchange puts you in the middle of the locale. Furthermore, your locale is large enough that your exchange has been unbundled.
This article is not talking about you, since you are, effectively, a townie - you live in an area where you have access to multiple wholesale providers, OFCOM would class your exchange as Market 2 (2-3 wholesale providers) or Market 3 (4+ wholesale providers, fully deregulated).
This article is talking about people connected to Market 1 exchanges, where BTw are the only provider. People like my old man, 8km from a Market 1 exchange, no ADSL2+, no 21CN WBC, 2 Meg on a good day and on a bad day nothing.
He's not trimming the hoof to "fit the shoe" to it, he's trimming the hoof because with shoes on, hoofs don't wear out like they are supposed to, the hoof eventually splits, the horse goes lame or gets laminitis, finally a certain K.Nacker has to be called.
Re: He has a point
Fuck me, could you not think of anything better to do in Southern Africa than watch Eastenders?
Re: Agree with Woz
The new devices do not offer the storage i want, nor are they really offering anything new for the price point... sorry Apple, but if you want to keep charging premium prices, you need to give us premium hardware.
Depends if you consider an ipad to already be premium hardware. Making the full size ipad thinner and roughly a third lighter is a premium enhancement. Giving the mini a much higher resolution is a premium enhancement. Saying otherwise is sophistry.
Re: Lots of old thinking here
Who said anything about RAID????
You did. You called it "3 copies in a cluster", which is what old thinking calls a 3 way RAID-1 mirror.
Not totally convinced
a) Another SAN. This time it is all ethernet, but that won't be routed through our regular switches, ergo another new SAN.
b) No filesystems. FS do offer benefits that kv stores can't. Snapshots, being able to browse, permissions, end-to-end checksumming...
c) No real difference over iSCSI or AoE and giving a raw block device to the kv store of your choice as backing storage.
d) Loss of bandwidth or ridiculously expensive adapters. Running this on GigE, you won't hit 125MB/s. Run on 10GigE, that will go up to about 1250 MB/s, and I'm not even including overheads here. Presumably you would have one, possibly two aggregated connections to the SAN switch, you're going to be hard pushed to even match the bandwidth in a single MiniSAS cable.
e) No mention of redundancy, which normally means if you want redundancy, store multiple copies on different disks. Eww.
Re: This is what the Surface RT should have been
Thanks for the correction
No problem, correcting people on the internet is like one of my top 5 favourite things that isn't a bodily function.
Re: This is what the Surface RT should have been
It's much more like the price people are saying the Surface should have been, AND it includes the keyboard at that price?
Article suggests no:
The Lumia 2520 … is keenly priced ($499); the $149 detachable Power Keyboard has a gesture trackpad
Re: Good advice, 5 years ago
Why does everyone on IT forums think they're an expert on things they literally have never ever tried to do?
I dunno, is it the same reason mumsnet and Claire Perry think they can tell us how to use computers?
You're alternative is going to result in a lot of people dying. The advantage of phages that they co-evolve with the viruses they eat so it is more difficult for a virus to completely out-compete them.
Except they don't eat viruses, they eat bacteria - the clue is in the name, bacteriophage, bacteria destroyer.
Nice try, no cylindrical smoking object.
Re: Interbreeding and species
This is oxymoronic. To a good first approximation, the definition of a species divide is that (fertile) interbreeding does not occur across the boundary.
If all things were nice and neat and tidy, then that would be a good definition of a species, however inter-species breeding is not uncommon, and whilst most interspecific hybrids are infertile, some individuals are not, which can lead to a new hybrid species. For example, ligers (lion/tiger) and tiglons (tiger/lion) are largely infertile, but certain individuals are not and have reproduced.
Besides which, there is a good argument for saying this it is intra-specific hybridization between H. sapiens sapiens and H. sapiens neanderthalis, both being sub species of H. sapiens.
Even if they are not sub species, interspecific hybrids forming new species is not unknown either - the Red Wolf may be (opinions differ) a coyote/grey wolf hybrid.
If these boffins are from Guernsey
Then you can just discount this as more inter-island rivalry
Re: It's all to do with the potential to watch TV
Everything you have said is wrong.
Re: "having a computer requires a TV licence"
Only if it is connected to an aerial. You only require a TV license if you have equipment capable of receiving a TV signal that is connected to an aerial. The only way they can determine if it is connected to your equipment is to come in to your house, and they have no right to do so, so don't let them.
Of course, if you do watch broadcast TV, you should have a TV license.
Well if I could actually get fibre, living in a flat in the centre of London, I might too have jumped. No-one is capable of giving me anything more than Be/Sky are already giving me now. Happy with my 19Mb/s and no bandwidth caps.
I am still with Be - have been since launch in 2005. Sky still haven't moved me over yet, and I'll change ISP if they remove my static IP option.
Still the network is lovely and quiet since most people have either migrated to Sky or left, and they haven't yet rationalised the uplinks - or if they have, I haven't noticed.
Re: so... surely there must also be the opposite ?
My cousins have a cat called Nancy, only they weren't too good at sexing kittens.
He doesn't seem to mind too much.
Re: That would be the Carter familly
At present? Microsoft have offered that for about 7 years via App-V and Softgrid and pretty much own that market space...
Well, MS own the "MS hosted containerisation" market, for sure.
PS: Solaris Zones are 9 years old, BSD jails are 13 years old..
Re: Oh dear...
Coz like mobe companies are so mega generous at not charging giga bucks for data roaming.
Oh dear, did you not read the article? This is not about roaming, this is about calling international numbers from your home territory.
Re: Since when...?
Since when it THC an hallucinogen?
Start taking it in appropriate quantities for the hallucinogen effect to take, well, effect. If you apologise the quoting from wikipedia, there is a famous autobiographical book called 'The Hashish Eater', by Fitz Hugh Ludlow, which documents his exploration of cannabis via an extract called "Tilden's Extract", which is a solid that you eat. One researcher said:
Ludlow consistently talked of “hasheesh” but in fact he took the solid extract of Cannabis Indica which was roughly twice as potent as the crude resin and ten times as potent as marijuana. A rough calculation shows that his intake was equivalent to about 6 or 7 marijuana cigarettes per dose, i.e. at the hallucinatory rather than at the euphoriant level prevalent in contemporary North American use.
Ludlow wrote of taking as much as a drachm of the extract (3.9 grams, .14 ounces) in his largest doses — if Kalant’s figures are correct, this is equivalent to a quarter-ounce of resin or well over an ounce of herbal cannabis.
Re: "loss-making postal service"?
No, it is being sold because the pension obligations of RM were crippling the company and the exchequer. By using financial jiggery pokery, that cost is taken away from RM so that a profitable company can be created that is not a state subsidised monstrosity. Without this, RM would still be loss making, and not a soul would have considered paying anything for shares in it.
You come here for the news?
Re: Fashion crime
Surely "legs or cleavage". "Legs or breast" is a bit OTT.
My first HDTV was a noname 32" piece of crap LCD. My second was a 42" 1080p Panny plasma, and it is fucking gorgeous. The dark bits are dark and yet have graduation, the bright bits are bright and the quality hasn't dropped in the 5 years I've had it.
I got my Panny from Richer Sounds. I ordered it online and went in store to pick it up, and 4 times the sales drone tried to get me to buy an LED instead. Even when you ask for the plasma they were trying hard to sell you something else, its no wonder Panny aren't selling enough.
Most wars might not be about religion, but the winners of wars invariably assert their religion over the vanquished. Its not two armies having a go at each other, but "plague of the firstborn" is pretty religious.
BTW, lots of your "non religious wars" have strong religious elements. The Korean war was between the largely Christian, western backed south, and the largely irreligious/personality cult north, where Christians are persecuted.
Rome and Carthage fought many wars, the later ones involving the Vandal Kingdom of Carthage and Rome where largely fought over the Arian Christian Vandals oppressing the Roman Catholic locals. The whole of Roman Africa and the Levant were overran with the Muslim expansion, a strongly religious war.
Muslims and Christians have been fighting over the Balkans and Eastern Europe for hundreds of years. Ottomans go forward, they go back ,they go forward.
Face it, since man could think he has been justifying killing other people because their sky fairies aren't his sky fairies. The justification for going and taking your neighbours stuff is not that it you want it, it's that you want it and he isn't of your (religious) tribe.
Re: It's a good start.
[Atheists] all killed millions of people and persecuted people of Faith. This is a historical fact
Pal, there aren't enough seconds in eternity to list out all the shit that "people of Faith" have done to "people of subtly different Faith".
My own research indicates 256 mb/s is well into the "inaudible" area, and my music collection, while archived in FLAC, is encoded at 256 kb/s VBR for mp3 use.
Yep, 256mb/s MP3 is very high quality. Probably not get many hours of audio on your MP3 player though.
Re: Sue them
The company didn't lie, they honestly thought BB10 would be a success. Investing is about taking what the companies say, taking what analysts say, understanding how the customers react and making assessed decisions based on that information.
This guy bought BB when it was clear to everyone they were dying, and now he wants his money back. Investing is a zero sum game, for people to win, others have to lose. This guy is a loser. Suck it up, princess.
Do you think a pixel precise time based watermark will successfully survive the rip, resize and transcode to be able to successfully determine with reasonable certainty which source the transcode comes from? The purpose of transcoding is to throwaway "useless" visual information that cannot be "seen" (controlling what is "useless" and what can be "seen" are the codec parameters such as bitrate and size), and I would have thought "invisible pixel watermarks" are probably something that would get pruned quite high.
I think you could have a field day in court arguing that their identification of you is a type I error, especially if not based upon the original media, but on transcoded versions of it.
Re: TV is Already Bad Enough, Even Apple Cannot Make It Worse
Sounds like there is nothing that could persuade you to pay for TV content, so you probably aren't the target market for a pay provider's STB.
You get what you pay for, and you aren't paying for much.
PS: "open plain". An "open plane" would just crash.
So far Hulu Plus is only available to iPad users…
…in North America, FTFY
Re: Fork, fork. My kingdom for a fork
Thanks for writing all that so that I don't have to.
If I had a HAMR
I'd be very contented indeed, morning, noon or night.
The Ryder Cup can be drawn but in that case the defending team keeps the cup so has sort of won anyway.
Almost all Test match series are played for a trophy ("The Ashes", "The Border-Gavaskar Trophy", "The Wisden Trophy", "The Pataudi Trophy" for Eng vs Aus, Aus vs Ind, Eng vi WI and Eng vs Ind respectively), and in all cases if the series ends in a draw, the holders retain the trophy.
If you consider a team golf tournament like the Ryder Cup, then the individual rubbers are akin to each cricket match in a series, and the tournament itself is akin to the series.
It's only "obscure syntax" if you don't use it. If you do use it regularly, then it is just "find(1) syntax".
Anyway, who uses find(1) to search for files, find(1) is for walking directory trees, not searching. For searching I would use locate(1).
Re: "I surf the web"
You mean you LITERALLY NEVER VISIT sites USING FLASH?
Wow, just wow.
I uninstalled flash from my desktop machine a couple of years back. It was a pain at first, but almost every site with an interest in displaying multimedia these days supports HTML 5, and those that don't aren't missed.
Why does every MS story get so badly astroturfed? Seems like their 'marketing partner' went to the Steve Ballmer School of Subtlety.
Re: That last sentence says it all.
Strange, as improved security is one of the big things everyone keeps going on about, particularly using it as a major reason to upgrade from XP to Windows 7 or 8 ...
Strange, the main security issue pertaining to XP -> Windows 8 upgrades is that MS are refusing to backport further security fixes to XP. Nice computer there mate, shame if anything happened to it.
Re: Standardised connector
No, we'll end up with micro-USB. As on the non-Apple brands who signed the deal to standardize connector.
Good start, however the EU is looking into standardising phone chargers. A charger is more than the connector at the far end that plugs in to the phone. Most phones these days suck more power through a micro-USB than the USB spec allows for, and different phones want different juice. Most will charge with the stock USB max power (5V@900mA), but the newer and beefier phones are looking for 5V@1.5-2A.
So what will my "EU universal phone charger" look like? What current will it push out, and what will happen when someone plugs a regular USB device in to it?
Re: Half Life? What is this?
FPS? Whazzat? Fine Piece o'sh***?
(sorry, I tend to play adventure games for the most part, like the ZORK and Myst series... but please enlighten me: what does FPS mean? Honestly!)
Well, troll, or someone dense enough to a) post to a thread on a tech site about gaming and not know what a FPS is, and b) is incapable of googling for a definition
Re: Peter Gathercole Hmmmmm..... @Matt
Did you even read the article Matt? What would you need a keyboard and mouse in the lounge for? There is no PC there, just your Steam Box console. You control this with your Steam Controller to stream games from your PC to your TV. No keyboard/mouse involved. Streaming from inside your house should result in sub 1ms lag, about a quarter of the time for your monitor to transition grey-to-grey - imperceptible, in other words.
What it sounds like to me is that you don't want to play games on your TV in the front room, and therefore there is no console that you would be interested in, but thanks for coming on and having a good moan.
Re: Half Life? What is this?
Half-Life was game of the year for 5 years in a row (or should have been). If you've never played Half-Life, stop what you are doing right now, spend a few hours getting in touch with Gordon.
Google co-operates with law enforcement agencies to block child pornographic content from search results and it has provided no coherent, responsible answer as to why it cannot do the same for sites which blatantly, and illegally, offer pirated content.
When law enforcement hand over a list of webpages that a court has agreed are illegally offering content, Google will already remove those pages from search results.
The problem is that these clowns want to do it without the court order.
Re: Typical waste of money
You just demonstrated why they need this information, most people think they "know" what needs to be done, but in reality you know what affects your little bubble, which seems to be Kent. The problems you describe aren't unique to Kent, but you need consistent information on a national scale in order to determine where to correctly spend the cash.
Re: Take a look at a rip-off bar menu
I don't think anyone is suggesting this fine theatre is a clip joint. There are very few clip joints left in London anymore, the police did a series of sting operations on the operators and explained very clearly to the guy that owns most of soho to cut it out.
I think it is far more likely he took a bunch of people to a strip bar, ran a tab and ordered the champagne, probably trying to get sales. He probably anticipated the sales and would have paid this out of his commission, but the sales never came through and Oracle refused to cover it as an expense.
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