* Posts by Tom 38

2722 posts • joined 21 Jul 2009

Right Dabbsy my old son, you can cram this job right up your BLEEEARRGH

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Re: There are times when Starbucks is the best choice

customer retention increases x% if staff use the customers names. In America. I can't speak for America (probably very similar, Americans aren't stupid) but in Europe it feels invasive, creepy and insincere.

I don't drink the black stuff, but I do buy a sandwich each day. I couldn't give a fuck if the people serving me remember my name (and I'm certainly not telling them), but I do like it when they remember enough that I like the mayonnaise on the bottom slice, then the chicken, bit of bacon on top and then the salad without me having to tell them every day.

I'd probably start going to a different store if they started asking my name...

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Windows 10 to MELT YOUR BRAIN and TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE

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Re: notoriously addictive?

Precisely why I flat refuse to buy any game that is "free" and then demands micro payments for even incremental progress.

I still haven't really forgiven Valve for TF2 - it was a great game, but it required skill. People don't like acquiring skill, so they "re-balanced" the game, and made upgrade items that basically meant you couldn't compete with someone who has the super duper set of items when you just have the stock items.

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Reddit: Gonna SCRUB these TROLLS right outa my hair

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...no immediately noticeable impact on more than 99.99 per cent of our users

So there are roughly 400 users they want to ban?

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Election? Pah. Here's the REAL question: Who’s the SEXIEST MP?

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Data discrepancies

Seems you can be on that site if you were ever an MP, as "Louise Bagshawe" stopped being an MP many years ago.

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Lies, damn lies and election polls: Why GE2015 pundits fluffed the numbers so badly

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Re: "Ashamed Labourite"

Au contraire. In 1997, to the dismay of many of his Labour colleagues, Gordon Brown stuck to the Conservative spending plans for the next 2 years.

Government spending, sure. Have you never heard of PFI, whose purpose it is to take public spending off-book, so you can say "Hey, we're not spending much", all the while pushing the problems, oooh, 18 years down the line?

These bankrupt hospitals, they all had large injections of PFI cash post 97, and we're still paying for it.

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Re: Labour

as people went to vote they remembered Tony Blair, and Gordon Brown thought ah that David Miliband

Well done for paying attention to who was in the red corner...

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Backwaters in rural England getting non-BT gigabit broadband

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Re: Gigabit home internet? Crikey!

I have gigabit, I have trouble saturating for more than a few seconds at a time, but saturating it is not the point - I can stream content at decent bitrates from home to my mobile devices (well, when Three play ball), I can play video games without worrying about any latency issues at all (1ms ping ftw), and cancelled my "hobby" colo box and replaced it with a small box in a cupboard.

I have lower latency to $JOBs colo than I do when I am actually at $JOB. I can video conference with 8+ people in HD without having the annoying dropouts that others do, and all of this means that I can spend more time working from home, since I only have to go in to $JOB when I have face-to-face meetings.

BT actually wired and lit my flat for FTTP, but their FTTP offerings are lame lame lame - artificially asynchronous and limited to 300Mb/30Mb, when what comes in to the Openreach box is 1.2Gbps. Plus, it is (was?) £15 more a month.

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GCHQ puts out open recruitment call for 'white hat' hackers

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Re: While the salary is attractive

£28k is attractive? Please don't move to London.

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Swedish Supreme Court keeps AssangeTM in Little Ecuador

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I find this fascinating. What if someone (a member of the public) gained entrance and forcibly removed him?

We found the same thing very non-amusing when it happened 4 years ago in Iran.

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Wikipedia != Wikileaks

They are both run by obsequious middle aged men, just different ones.

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Telstra builds trans-continental land bridge for data

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I was going to moan about how slow 40ms is for that distance, then I checked the distance - I forget how big Australia actually is.

Light travels go at the speed of light (funny that), but bounces all round the fibre instead of going straight, roughly add 50% to the distance to account for that, giving a total travel time of approximately 20ms.

The distance is probably longer than I've calculated, fibre doesn't travel as the crow flies, but its in the ballpark. For comparison, London to NY is routinely about 60ms and is about 40% further (5500 km vs 3900 km).

ish.

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Ex-Goldman Sachs programmer found guilty of code theft … again

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Re: *Whose* code? @ David Dawson

Most people's definition of theft is...

irrelevant - the only definition worth considering is that in law, and that says:

A person is guilty of theft if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it; and “thief” and “steal” shall be construed accordingly.

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Re: *Whose* code?

One of the conditions of the GPL, as you doubtless well know, is that you are enjoined to publish your own modifications to that code freely for the benefit of others.

Fallacy. You are only required to share your modifications if you distribute the modified version. If the "you" is a commercial entity, and you only use the modified software in-house, then there is no requirement to share your modifications with anyone.

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Relax, it's just Ubuntu 15.04. AARGH! IT'S FULL OF SYSTEMD!!!

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Re: "now that it's well into Debian, Ubuntu really has no choice"

Before PulseAudio nothing worked.

PulseAudio works as well as every other userspace sound daemon ever, and has just as many pitfalls. Look up ESD, or artsd, same shit, different name. The trick with PA is that it got included in to GNOME as a default requirement (if you pay attention, you might spot Leonard's MO), and we all got to find and fix its shortcomings.

Part of the problem is that Linux developers love to reinvent things rather than improve them. On all UNIX, we had OSS, the Open Sound System, worked on Linux, BSD, many UNIX, but it didn't have channel mixing. Linux went through OSS, the aforementioned sound daemons, ALSA (including dmix) and finally PA. On BSD we just added virtual channels and mixing to OSS.

PS: I presume the "nothing worked" refers to mixing multiple

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Shields up! Shields up! ASTRONAUTS flying to MARS will arrive BRAIN DAMAGED, boffins claim

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Re: Tinfoil Hats?

The ISS is more than 400 tons. Should I call the astronauts on board to tell them their home is not feasible?

ISS is only in LEO. This chart might come in handy.

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Re: Not really equivalent

As I understand it, you get a bloody great rock into a cyclic path back an forth between Earth and Mars

So that's what happened to the dinosaurs...

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Netflix looses FIDO hack attack dog as open source

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The tool is part of a series of open source security offerings Netflix has gifted the community.

Last year it released three tools Scumblr, Sketchy, and Workflowable under the Dirty Laundry project.

Plus they use FreeBSD and nginx for their storage nodes, and heavily contribute back to the community.

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OMFG – Emojis are killing off traditional 'net slang

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"mwahh" is a kissing sound?

On IRC 10 years ago it meant "I am an evil genius and my plan to take over the world is about to bear fruit."

mwahh

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Intellectual property laws in China, India are flawed, claims US govt without irony

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qv USA 19th Century?

They don't like it up em.

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Fondleslab deaths grounded ALL of American Airlines' 737s

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Re: We had a choice of steak or fish

Surely, they can't be serious?

It's a rorschach test to determine the humourless amongst us. And stop calling me Shirley.

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We had a choice of steak or fish

From what I recall, the pilot and co-pilot are not allowed to eat the same food as each other, just in case one set of foods a bit off and makes one of them ill, the other pilot who ate different food won't be ill.

I had the lasagne.

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High-speed powerline: Home connectivity without the cables

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Re: Latency

I get <1 ms on the AV500 home plug kits I've provided for my family. I'm surprised your wifi is so low latency, mine varies wildly from 1ms to 50ms.

The ones I've provided for my are all to ensure that wifi signal extends in to the rooms they want it to extend to. I used "TP-LINK TL-WPA4220T", which is a £60 kit with one base station unit and two extenders, the network signal is sent of PLN to the extenders, which then have a built in wifi AP. The APs support WPS push button setup, and the PLU is also PBS, took all of about 2 minutes to pair to the base unit and Virgin superhub, and get my (nursing) sister online in the room she likes to sit in when feeding the baby.

I think its the first time she's ever appreciated that I'm a techy ;)

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Apple Watch WRISTJOB SHORTAGE: It's down to BAD VIBES

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If you're not going to make an amusing pun out of a typo like Simon did, there is a simple button underneath the page to report errors and corrections, which are always gratefully and warmly accepted by el reg staff in my experience, and you won't attract so many downvotes for being a smarmy know-it-all.

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'Android on Windows': Microsoft tightens noose around neck, climbs on chair

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As MS had no monopoly on desktop OS and IE did not have a monopoly in browsers.

Except it did. Even left-pondian justice department thought they did, and they don't often think that.

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Why? Google has no monopoly on phone OS.

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Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor

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Re: excellent and distinctive way of identifying your corpse

Good luck scraping DNA out of a hole in Helmand. Most death reports are made by the officer in command and most IDs are done by sight.

And yet there is a murder case working its way through the courts in London at the moment where a man is on trial for murder because his fingerprints where found on a fragments of a roadside IED in Iraq that was next to one that killed a US serviceman. The bomb that killed him was built by someone else, someone not now living in the UK..

The fragments from that bomb were sent to the US and analyzed, and then sent to the UK and analyzed. Did someone have a massive hard-on for that specific bomb, or do they actually take more care?

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'Aaron's Law' back on the table to bring sanity to US hacking laws

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Re: Eh?

Hacking now means "doing something I don't want you to do" - just ask weev.

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Singapore's PM personally programmed C++ Suduko-solver

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Haskell?

I guess he doesn't like his Dad...

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High on bath salts, alleged Norse god attempts tree love

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Re: He did not commit the other crime

THIS law was a favorite of DiBlasio the Mayor as he hated smokers and selling single cigarettes without regard to age tax is a pet peeve of the Mayors office.

FTFY

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Re: @DJV (was: Punometer)

Whose life got taken jake? They don't charge dead people with crimes, this isn't the Vatican.

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Re: He did not commit the other crime

Can't the cop run after the suspect rather than just shooting them?

Also, getting pulled over and arrested by cops for a civil matter (selling ciggies individually, non payment of child support) is nonsensical.

It's about time every second of every shift of every officer needs to be recorded and kept for a minimum period. No-one trusts a word they say any more.

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The Internet of things is great until it blows up your house

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Don't worry, even the conslutant that thought that one up hadn't gone to its inevitable conclusion. BAAS puts the entire operation of the blanket in the hands of the organization that is providing the service, which brings two obvious questions for the organization:

Why do we want to be liable for everything that happens with a blanket for its entire lifetime?

Who is going to pay more per month for BAAS than it costs to buy a dumb blanket?

BAAS is not coming any time soon.

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An electric blanket would be hard pressed to do all of this computationally expensive work on its own.

Really? Its smart enough to have an IP stack, but can't calculate a few small numbers?

I'd actually be interested in IoT devices, but every single fucking one of them is being designed by people like the author of this article. Smart washing machine? Great! Smart washing machine that sends all my data to Miele and I get an app to interact with Miele's servers? FOAD.

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Why are enterprises being irresistibly drawn towards SSDs?

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RAID controllers that are not from before-time-began also know how to talk to SSDs so as not to wear a hole in them. As you move higher up the chain into enterprise SSDs, you find that the individual drives have supercapacitors and thus can do a lot of this directly at the drive level, saving further on wear

Supercaps are a feature of enterprise SSDs, but have FA to do with wear levelling.

All SSDs, enterprise or not, have wear levelling in their firmware - on an SSD an LBA does not refer to a fixed storage block, it refers to an internal pointer to a block lookup table, wear levelling rejigs the table according to use.

However, this doesn't mean that enterprise SSDs are a con - an SSD is a small computer of its own, and the quality of the firmware on the SSD operates greatly impacts the performance of the device.

Consumer SSDs can do *daft* things that are merely daft when they happen in your home PC, but cost money when they happen in your server - one example is the firmware changing its allocation approach based upon free capacity in the device, so going above 70% usage causes it to stop responding until it has restructured its internal tables, which can take several minutes. This might make sense in a home PC - users expect devices to have good performance right up until completely full, so a little lockup once is acceptable.

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Daddy Dyson keeps it in the family and hoovers up son’s energy biz

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Number of times I've seen a Henry being used in offices or by cleaning crews is ridiculous for something that's supposed to be a consumer model

Who says Henry is supposed to be a consumer model?

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Forget Nokia: Finland's promising future is to be server central

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Wow, there is only one meaning of "Byzantine"?

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a. Of or relating to the ancient city of Byzantium.

b. Of or relating to the Byzantine Empire.

2. Of or belonging to the style of architecture developed from the fifth century ad in the Byzantine Empire, characterized especially by a central dome resting on a cube formed by four round arches and their pendentives and by the extensive use of surface decoration, especially veined marble panels, low relief carving, and colored glass mosaics.

3. Of the painting and decorative style developed in the Byzantine Empire, characterized by formality of design, frontal stylized presentation of figures, rich use of color, especially gold, and generally religious subject matter.

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a. Of the Eastern Orthodox Church or the rites performed in it.

b. Of an Eastern Catholic church that maintains the worship of the Eastern Orthodox Church or the rites performed in it.

5. often byzantine

a. Of, relating to, or characterized by intrigue; scheming or devious: "a fine hand for Byzantine deals and cozy arrangements" (New York).

b. Highly complicated; intricate and involved: a bill to simplify the byzantine tax structure.

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I'm not totally au fait with the history of the eastern roman empire, but I don't think you got either a 38 hour working week, (m|p)aternaty leave or 20+ days annual paid leave in the Byzantium Empire.

However, you probably did have "at will" employment, just like our enlightened murcan cousins enjoy.

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ICANN urges US, Canada: Help us stop the 'predatory' monster we created ... dot-sucks!

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Re: I read about this a few days ago.

How is this more or less of a shakedown than every other new gTLD that has a sunrise/landrush period for registrations for existing trademark holders/people prepared to pay for it? All public gTLDs have sunrise/landrush...

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Eyes on the prize: Ten 23-24-inch monitors for under £150

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TV licence has to be paid if the device is "Capable of receiving broadcast TV", so if it has a TV receiver, you have to pay the TV licence, even if you never hook it up, or use it.

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I only know because years ago, when I decided to ditch watching TV, I had to deal with the TV licensing guys. Their argument was ...

Their argument was bullshit. When purchasing a device capable of receiving broadcast TV, the retailer is required to collect your details and pass them on to TV licensing, but you are only required to have a TV license if you connect that device to an aerial.

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Apple swears that NO FANBOI will queue for its new gumble

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Re: Maybe disingenuous

Rule #1 of developing a killer app, don't tell random people on the internet about your killer app before you release it.

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Maybe disingenuous

But perhaps the reason is that few people would fork over that amount once they have actually used the apple watch, so make them desire it and order it without understanding what "it" actually is.

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A MILLION Chrome users' data was sent to ONE dodgy IP address

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Re: What amazes me...

This is one of the reasons I got out of IT support - people not actually doing what they were recommended to do. It just got too repetitive.

Jesus wept, the reason you "got out of IT support" is that you don't seem to understand IT, English or logic. Keep digging.

If you take a render of the webpage, you get the entire content of the page. When you "print screen", you get the contents of the screen, which contains (at most) the browser's viewport, a sub-set of the webpage.

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Re: What amazes me...

No, you still don't understand. Pressing "Print Screen" captures a subset of the contents of the screen. This tool captures the browser pane, some of which may be off screen - it doesn't capture the screen at all, it renders the browser pane.

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WTF?

Since the only way to be sure you're not running any malicious code is to only run software written by yourself (and that includes the compiler itself in case you're wondering), it's quite clear any real-world use of computing will carry some amount of risk of running buggy and/or malicious code - so better get used to it.

Utter sophistry - not all software is as trusted as other software. The gpg signed and verified RPMs downloaded from CentOS - trusted. The random browser plugins downloaded from google - not trusted.

Despite not trusting all sources of software, I can still do useful things with a computer without having to have written every line of it myself. This doesn't mean that I "just get used to it" and accept software from any source..

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Tape thrives at the margin as shipped capacity breaks record

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1c per gigabyte is also not that much to brag about (and the cheaper it is, the worse the above hits you, no?). That's $100 for 1Tb. You can buy hard drives at that price on Amazon, without even trying. Just because tape is catching up with the very drives they backup, it's not much to crow over.

Ahem, 1024 GB in a TB, at $0.01/GB that makes $10.24...

Tape is not dead, you just have no use for it. Luckily, we're not all you.

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'Oh great Commission, save us from the French' pleads Uber

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Re: Stupid, stupid people

Depends who you buy them from, you numpty. Pretty sure lowcostholidays/expedia/cheapflights are not an airline and aren't regulated like one.

Airline tickets are tickets for transport services, regardless of the source, and as such are treated as transport services. Why does this matter? There is an industry exemption for the distance sales act that says that transport service providers may sell non-refundable services remotely.

I can see where you are coming from, the cheap firm certainly isn't giving you anything extra, but then neither are BA - everyone gets the exemption.

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Vodafone: So what exactly is 'ludicrous' about the Frontier report?

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Re: Hello, Mr Kettle...

Isn't it about time someone conducted a similar analysis on Vodafone

No?

The report is talking about how BTO, which is an entity created to provide "market prices" for fixed line services to both other providers and BT, is gouging the other providers to create a higher profit for BT group than Ofcom had provisioned them to do on their level of investment*.

Vodafone doesn't have an equivalent unit, so what would you be analysing? Is this just "OMG VODERFONE IZ EVIL CUZ TAX?"

* BT invest in BTO, Ofcom allow BTO to make a profit because of the investment. The report in question says that BTO should only have made £11bn when they made £16bn, and that they are ripping off the other providers, whilst BT say that the numbers in the report are incorrect.

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700,000 beautiful women do the bidding of one Twitter-scamming man

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Because by exercising, your body in getting toned works more efficiently and burns more calories at rest, too.

So by working more efficiently, it uses more fuel? Are we using a special meaning of the word "efficient"?

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Helium-filled drive tech floats to top of HGST heap

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The article mentions that He10 is an SMR drive, but it doesn't explain what that means. SMR, particularly device managed devices like the He10, are not at all comparable to regular spinning disks.

Device managed SMR drives are only really suitable for write once/read many archival workloads, because of the massive expensive (performance) cost of the shingling on writes combined with the non-aware access of the device - the OS will treat it like any other type of drive - and you will get atrocious performance.

This review includes a comparison of rebuilding a RAID array comprised of 8TB Seagate SMR drives, compared to HGST He8 drives, which are PMR. The rebuild took 57 hours on the SMR, compared to 20 hours for the PMR drives. Average read/write speeds during the rebuild were both around 155MB/s on the PMR array and <10MB/s on the SMR array.

Host managed SMR drives (which are not out yet) will allow the OS to understand the performance characteristics of the drive, and use it in a totally different way to a PMR drive. Until then, they are really only useful in a single disk archive.

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Adobe Flash fix FAIL exposes world's most popular sites

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Re: Not just the seedy side of the web...

The Flash advert doesn't normally run on the site you are looking at it runs on the site of the agency. It is only through the miracle of the World Wide Web that it appears to you to be running on the site you are looking at.

Which sites are you thinking that host the flash adverts themselves?

"host" is the same as "run", right?

Nice hole, keep digging.

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Re: Not just the seedy side of the web...

The Flash advert doesn't normally run on the site you are looking at it runs on the site of the agency. It is only through the miracle of the World Wide Web that it appears to you to be running on the site you are looking at.

Wrong.

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