62 posts • joined 21 Jul 2009
Is this not the equivalent of getting your hair styled by a bald hairdresser? I'd like to see him tell the difference between this an old cheap ipod.
Its cheque book not check book. FFS this is an English paper not American, sort your spellchecker out!
when we were kids we lived in a hole in t'middle of the road. And we only had 0's for bits, we were too poor to buy 1's.
Didn't you mean "a breakthrough moment for hAmanity"?
MS zombie. Anyone evangelical about MS gets pity from me and most others here.
Love seeing MS butthurt. Their useful days are numbered. Most non innovative fair or interesting company in a good few decades.
He said no one would be using paper in offices and all would be using MS tablets by now. Was he right?
No, he is laughably wrong.
So if all those 1st world teens using FB are busily self harming then lets not worry too much about some pot-bellied-covered-in-flies-malaria-cholera-stricken kids getting some FarmVille action in!
I'd tap that.
oops sorry that i was on the dailymaul.com then.
Yeah riiighht. We remember when you said that about 3.11
Ding dong the witch is d... oh sorry that was Thatcher.
MS: "yeah all versions of windows are buggy flawed pieces of crap. But hey folks we are not gonna scrape the oldest crap off the sole of your shoe from now on OK!"
Author of article has misspelt 'grey' as 'gray'.
Sorry to be a language Nazi but i come here to get way from the misuse of our mother tongue by our colonial descendants. Site also ends in .co.UK.
quote: " 53 million smart meters into every home in England, Wales and Scotland by 2020"
- ho lee fuk! Wouldn't just one or two in every home be enough??? Think of the children!
Gives new meaning to the term 'thunder thighs' .
(I am not being unkind - I prefer a girl with big legs, oo oo suit you)
@The Man Who Fell To Earth
Oh god i love intellectual masturbation don't you!? Its great, its like regular wanking but harder and you really do feel smarter afterwards!
"both participants look considerably more stylish than they did 32 years ago." Not sure about that Iain!!
Bill now looks like one of those perma-unemployed blokes that hangs out in the public library all day long for the free heating and newspapers.
Re: Mozilla invents system to help users used to single user system.
We know its you ComicBookGuy. No anoninimoty here or however you spell it! Get back to trollin the dailymail.com pls
When I require private prezzie shopping sessions i dont normally have both hands free...
Re: Not too shabby 'are you kidding?'
I nearly bought this game but then remembered that i had already boycotted EA for any future purchases. So saved myself some heartache there. I can say this with no fear of libel: EA are a bunch of fucktards rapidly sucking the life out of gamers and coders who have no passion for games themselves - hell i bet the CEO's are not and have never been gamers.
Russian calls Chinese company a danger to their users...
"Hi Kettle? Just calling to say you is black man. Soooo black, oo you is black, blacker than a crow's bumhole on a moonless night! Yes i know. Whatever, fuck you. Yes it is Pot calling. bye"
Bit i use those sites for non copy righted material. And for game patches etc that are uploaded by game publishers. How bout we all go stand outside the media giant's offices and blockade them and interrogate every person going in and out asking if they are legitimate or not? tossers.
pictures or it didn't happen
Re: Read into that comment what you will.
MS deserves all the criticism we can throw at it. They are pure evil.
bean-counters said they needed to spend 100k on Windows and they said phuck no buy doors instead.
What have we learned today kids?
So young people are fickle and tend to bop around from trend to trend huh?
In other news... arboreal animals tend to defecate in the woods.
we are going to...
cut off your Johnson and Johnsons, Sobolewski !!!
Nothing is free on this planet. Even your death will cost your next of kin a bomb. If you don't want Google trying to make a living off supplying products and services to you then stop using all google products FFS.
Maybe you could try Bing?!
Queue maniacal evil laugh muhahahahahaaaaaa
You can defeat this and any future vulns by having an encrypted operating system inside a encrypted partition, then within that create an encrypted partition, and then within that create what Trucrypt call a hidden encrypted partition. Use 4 different passphrases.
But if the russian mafia or the cia special interrogation unit want you to give up your passphrases with a hot iron and some pliers, or a wet towel, then even if you are andy mcnabb you will eventually be handing them over.
Honestly I dont see what all the fuss is about. I've seen the pics online, shes a nice girl, shes got a lovely bum and great boobs. She should be proud that so many men and women want to ogle her. I cant write here what i woudl do with her assets but they would be done with the utmost respect.
what is the world coming to
This is so wrong. People get a 3rd of this sentence - suspended - for wreckless driving resulting in death. How can this add up? Making an example of people is not proper justicve. Thats just political tokenism.
Something smells good!
Still looks more appetising and is probably more palatable than the Mrs' cooking!
Seagate - recipe for misery
I've said it before and I will say it again - do not buy seagate hard drives. I have seen so many failed ones. They are the least reliable manufacturer of hard disks. Its not a good brand. Steer well clear.
"Department of Homeland Security released results from a recent test that showed 60 percent of employees who picked up foreign computer discs and USB thumb drives in the parking lots of government buildings and private contractors" are epicly stupid. Even the Greeks aren't this dumb.
Purile joke alert.
Should get ms Hilton involved as she is surely and expert in "hundreds of penetrations"
I am utterly disgusted and offended. At least I think I am. Please can you post a link to this vid just so that I can be sure?
/i'll get it meself - its kind of stinky and the pockets are full of used tissues.
Im a 40 old hetero male and I do not know what semen tastes like so there. Should i be sampling my own jugo de la vida? I think not. I have far too many other things to taste first thanks very much.
personally - having seen this 4 times in my own house (2 infections completely inexplicable and not caused by internet newbies but power users) I would make these guys cut their own balls off with a rusty knife and feed them to pigs at gunpoint.
Harsh maybe but this kind of crime causes misery for millions.
what a cutie
Shes a hot geek, i wanna give her some input and then process her output. hmm
yeah... the one with sadtard on the back, thnx
what a gem
my youngest son, misunderstanding the telly news last week, said that "if his wiki leaks he should wear a bigger nappy."
Just makes me thing Vomit Comet. Or Vulture Vomit? Or Vulture Liver Rupture or Vulture Spacer (looks like the old kids favorite sweeties Spacers) or Ozone Depleter or Death by Sugar being the most appropriate.
Ride of the Vulture?
We cycle in clogs and laugh at you
What a bunch of wussies you are. It was minus 9c here in Holland and we all still cycle around on sheet ice covered cobbled roads with our clompjes (wooden shoes) on and on backpedal braking bikes and with no problem at all. Honestly - no wonder your country is in such a mess. Whatever happened to stiff upper lips and the churchill spirit?
We pay all those taxes...
...and they get married on a Friday. Only cheapskates get married during the week...
war on flab
How dumb. Anyways - in my experience you DO have to take your shoes off at every US airport routinely and are subjected to over officious idiots at the airport asking if you have eaten a bomb for breakfast and racially stereotyping anyone with even a nice tan. When i fly out there from Schiphol there is no shoe business or degrading treatment at the Amsterdam end.
I do think we should make all yanks go through the same ESTA bollocks that they make all of their ancestor nations go through. Tit for tat etc.
And re the war on terror - maybe they should start a war on flab as their gluttonous and endemic obesity is killing far more yanks than Osama/Obama could ever hope to.
We found an old nokia out in a field in Arkansas USA (where extreme weather events are normal, -20c in Winter +40c in summer, lightening, hail, long frosts, and bugs etc).
We powered it up and called the owner thinking it had been there from the previous day when a brush hog had been out there - it turns out they had lost it there 18 months previously!! I doubt my iphone would survive the same.
Build more prisons
Surely this is a green light to jail 97% of the commenter's at the Daily Mail website?
She can crack my nuts any time she likes
Never given them them a dime
Ive been a Micorshite consultant for 15 years and never once paid for a personal home use license for one of their shite OS products in all those years. Its an evil evil company that has totally stifled innovation and competition for decades now. Don't bank roll them. You can find decent working safe copies of Windows xp, vista or 7 ultimate versions via bittorrent - dont fall for guff offers like this. They should be forced to release source code for Windows so that other companies can release windows clones and we are not locked into one companies stranglehold of what should now be an open standard.
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