49 posts • joined 18 Jul 2009
"shoes that walk me home from the pub"
Haven't you woken up safely in bed after a night on the lash before, and wondered how you got there? These already exist, and that's not a patent, it's magic.
Eh? Am I in a time warp? Is it Friday afternoon already?
Because this sounds distinctly like a Friday afternoon article.
Reminds me of Red Dwarf...
Am I right in thinking
that there is a real frog in 'ere?
Who needs to search for Adele?
You could hardly miss her.
- "shouldn't have got passed the agency"
U mad bro?
Give the man a pint.
Suppose I sold fuel for blast furnaces
And therefore bought .coke.
No! Don't change the name.
Think of the £whatever-amount-dr-evil-tried-to-extort it would cost in branding consultants. And you'd be trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
I'm drink aware. I'm aware I want another drink.
If Pacman had affected my generation
We'd be stumbling around darkened rooms, popping pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Drugs are bad
Can anyone say
I'll watch it
but I do hope it's not as sh1te as Back to Earth.
If I'm kicked off
then I can't update Windows or my virus scanner. Are they going to add exceptions for sites dealing in patches?
And here was me thinking
that Scouting was about outdoor activities.
Will these new tablets
run Duke Nukem Forever?
Spy lady can access my restricted area anytime.
At that price
I'd buy a full-fat laptop that could play games, flash, whatever and have more connectivity options as standard than I could shake a stick at. Why would I pay more for less?
Some little places there but not my town in the SE with over 130,000 people.
re: Usual story
I hear they just accidentally the WHOLE casino.
I want one!
But do I wait for the Pandora's release or buy the thing moiety mentions instead? Decisions...
Pisses me off that no Linux distro keeps up to date with this. Even Windows does better in that regard.
I haven't received a letter yet
Is everyone going to receive a letter? Do I still need to opt out if I don't get a letter, and if so, how?
Surely a savvy kid could reinstall with a dodgy copy of Windows (either downloaded or borrowed off a mate). Or even Linux. I'd certainly try if it was me. We all know you can't be sure of security if the guilty party has physical access to the machine.
Also, Becta's promises don't mean jack. I'd rather have the school spying than the government spying.
What's to stop the kids
buying another cheap-ass PAYG phone?
If the kid has physical access to the machine
without a parent or teacher watching, security WILL get bypassed.
In Soviet Russia
DDOS launches YOU!!!
The people called Romanes
they go the house?
As I don't see the fucking point. Should stop a lot of this malware.
Faaahsands of 'em.
>extending its accusations to cover "virtually all of [Apple's] mobile phones, portable music players, and computers,"
OK, now they're just trolling.
He should be in a mental hospital!
It would HAVE been a good idea.
And don't diss the Sugababes, I don't care for their music but Heidi would definitely get it.
Paris as there aren't any other icons of females to choose from.
Pretty sure I got the real one
As the process involved tarballs and git and compiling from source.
Half of analysis is...
Too many tw*ts in suits
Not enough people who actually know how to do their job. That goes for public and private sector, IT and management, etc.
Too much coffee, too little exercise.
Badgers, as like bears they can look cute but can also be downright nasty.
When Anon does a raid, you are supposed to say that eBaum's did it.
Can't Wiki just tell them
to refer to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram?
May contain traces of nuts.
Problems with Ubuntu?
Try Debian. Same great package manager (they made it) and it runs on just about anything from an old SPARC32 laptop (if you're willing to go back to etch) to a 64-bit quad-core PC.
Somebody should try
attaching e-paper screens to their number plates. Then change the displayed number between the cameras/when you're on the M4/etc.
Can't touch this.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic?
He's not just missing the sandwiches, he's missing the beer, the scotch eggs, the plates, the blanket, the cool bag, all of it.
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