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DavidK
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Pint

"shoes that walk me home from the pub"

Haven't you woken up safely in bed after a night on the lash before, and wondered how you got there? These already exist, and that's not a patent, it's magic.

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Pint

Eh? Am I in a time warp? Is it Friday afternoon already?

Because this sounds distinctly like a Friday afternoon article.

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Alien

Toasters

Reminds me of Red Dwarf...

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Joke

Am I right in thinking

that there is a real frog in 'ere?

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Trollface

Who needs to search for Adele?

You could hardly miss her.

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Pint

Award, award!

Drink! Feck!

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Headmaster

- "shouldn't have got passed the agency"

- "technies"

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Trollface

U mad bro?

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Pint

Give the man a pint.

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Flame

Suppose I sold fuel for blast furnaces

And therefore bought .coke.

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Thumb Down

No! Don't change the name.

Think of the £whatever-amount-dr-evil-tried-to-extort it would cost in branding consultants. And you'd be trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

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Pint

Drinkaware?

I'm drink aware. I'm aware I want another drink.

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Happy

If Pacman had affected my generation

We'd be stumbling around darkened rooms, popping pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

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Alien

Drugs are bad

Mmkay?

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FAIL

Can anyone say

Osborne Effect?

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Alien

I'll watch it

but I do hope it's not as sh1te as Back to Earth.

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FAIL

If I'm kicked off

then I can't update Windows or my virus scanner. Are they going to add exceptions for sites dealing in patches?

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And here was me thinking

that Scouting was about outdoor activities.

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Will these new tablets

run Duke Nukem Forever?

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Mmmmmmmm

Spy lady can access my restricted area anytime.

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FAIL

At that price

I'd buy a full-fat laptop that could play games, flash, whatever and have more connectivity options as standard than I could shake a stick at. Why would I pay more for less?

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Great

Some little places there but not my town in the SE with over 130,000 people.

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re: Usual story

I hear they just accidentally the WHOLE casino.

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I want one!

But do I wait for the Pandora's release or buy the thing moiety mentions instead? Decisions...

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Pisses me off that no Linux distro keeps up to date with this. Even Windows does better in that regard.

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I haven't received a letter yet

Is everyone going to receive a letter? Do I still need to opt out if I don't get a letter, and if so, how?

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Pint

(untitled)

Surely a savvy kid could reinstall with a dodgy copy of Windows (either downloaded or borrowed off a mate). Or even Linux. I'd certainly try if it was me. We all know you can't be sure of security if the guilty party has physical access to the machine.

Also, Becta's promises don't mean jack. I'd rather have the school spying than the government spying.

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FAIL

What's to stop the kids

buying another cheap-ass PAYG phone?

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If the kid has physical access to the machine

without a parent or teacher watching, security WILL get bypassed.

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In Soviet Russia

DDOS launches YOU!!!

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Pint

The people called Romanes

they go the house?

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I turn off JavaScript in my Acrobat Reader

As I don't see the fucking point. Should stop a lot of this malware.

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Vultures.

Faaahsands of 'em.

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Troll

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>extending its accusations to cover "virtually all of [Apple's] mobile phones, portable music players, and computers,"

OK, now they're just trolling.

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Jail?

He should be in a mental hospital!

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FAIL

@Jason Yau

It would HAVE been a good idea.

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Paris Hilton

Pictures please.

And don't diss the Sugababes, I don't care for their music but Heidi would definitely get it.

Paris as there aren't any other icons of females to choose from.

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Linux

Pretty sure I got the real one

As the process involved tarballs and git and compiling from source.

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Half of analysis is...

anal.

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Too many tw*ts in suits

Not enough people who actually know how to do their job. That goes for public and private sector, IT and management, etc.

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Badgers

Too much coffee, too little exercise.

Bear+shit+woods.

Badgers, as like bears they can look cute but can also be downright nasty.

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FAIL

Epic fail

When Anon does a raid, you are supposed to say that eBaum's did it.

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Can't Wiki just tell them

to refer to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram?

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Warning

May contain traces of nuts.

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Linux

Problems with Ubuntu?

Try Debian. Same great package manager (they made it) and it runs on just about anything from an old SPARC32 laptop (if you're willing to go back to etch) to a 64-bit quad-core PC.

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Big Brother

Somebody should try

attaching e-paper screens to their number plates. Then change the displayed number between the cameras/when you're on the M4/etc.

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Stop

Hammer Time

Can't touch this.

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Alien

A few sandwiches short of a picnic?

He's not just missing the sandwiches, he's missing the beer, the scotch eggs, the plates, the blanket, the cool bag, all of it.