If I had a genie...
My one wish would be to unmake Adobe. Completely. On a Quantum level.
265 posts • joined 11 May 2007
My one wish would be to unmake Adobe. Completely. On a Quantum level.
...To Pick the fights you have at least a small chance of winning.
The HTML5 iPlay Beta is solid, just wish they'd hurry up and roll it out elsewhere on the site, the BBC news one being the main culprit.
How Come the RansomWare guys have got the hang of encryption, yet major High Street Chains/ISPs/Mobile Operators/Local Governments/Adobe Can't?
Just goes to show what a great motivator profit is, I guess...
Let it go Microsoft - the rest of us have.
Windows (Live) Messenger user that was forced to go onto Skype when they "merged" the platforms.
IM has always been a second class Citizen on the Skype Platform: It's 3 years after the Integration, and there's still a bunch of features not ported over: Custom Fonts, Tabbed conversation Interface Remote Assistance...
Up to now, my contact list has kept me suck with it, but something seems to have changed this year: Loads of people moving to different platforms, so I've jumped to the excellent Discord, along a bunch of other people, and we're not looking back.
So long Skype. It's been necessary.
I thought the entire point of Bug Bounties was to make being a Whitehat more profitable than being a blackhat, thereby nudging the grayhats into doing the right thing(tm)
Guessing Microsoft have more evidence to say yes, their mass counterfitters, but 2000 activations over 5 years could be done by a small to mid sized repair shop in innocent circumstances: They rip the Windows/Office keys off the system before formatting and wiping the systems, then try to activate them. Not their fault if the home user got a knock off enterprise version of office and Windows Ultimate given to them by their teenage cousin who gave them a "Free Upgrade"....
Well, SOMETHING needs to happen on the Android front, not just from a new features perspective (Which makes sense for Google to be keen on pushing), but from a security perspective too: There are so many manufacturer abandoned handsets out there, we've probably reached the tipping point where Android has lost it's "Heard Immunity" from having a high enough proportion of handsets up to date and secure, that the whole ecosystem benefits, even the phones that aren't up to date.
But if this is Google's end game, I can't see a quick and easy way of getting there: Yes, the carriers and manufactures have a vested interest in making handsets legacy as soon as the next year's model is out, but another big problem with getting updates out is the chipset makers not testing and releasing drivers that work with Android next. Google has the clout to make them, but that doesn't help the clusterfuck of Firmware and low level device issues.
Only reasonable way I can see this being fixed is for Google to Hypervisor and Abstract their way out of it: I can see Android Peppermint or Quesito ending up with a small bare metal host system that virtualises all the hardware and is the manufactures responsibility, with everything above that level in the guest system updatable by Google.
Heck, throw in a Microsoft OOBE style system so carriers can push their (needless) customisations onto people, and they may be able to fix the security mess without an open revolt from their hardware partners.
What is the oldest vendor supported operating system still out there?
Windows Vista comes out of support in April 2017 after a respectable 10 1/2 years, but it's beaten by Red Hat 4 in ELS (11 years and counting).
I'm suspecting there's another Linux build or a smaller *nic project that will have them both beaten, though.
That makes it better than the old skool Pentium FDIV bug.
It's a nice technical solution, but to balance it out, I think the Air Marshall should be allowed to detail, with force if necessary, anyone they can hear talking from more than six rows away (The "Dom Jolly" Law)
Maybe Microsoft need a Status status page?
Stuff breaks, but what's the point of having a status page if it doesn't actually tell you the current status.
Microsoft aptly proved with Windows 8 that a unified ecosystem - let alone an interface - for a Phone, Tablet, and a desktop is not easy to get right.
Their Windows 10 idea of the same Dev tools and binaries that adapt to the environment they're running on (Continuum) seems a better approach.
I think Apple's way of doing it (Write the best desktop software, and the best mobile software you can) is a better idea still: Although the gap between what we use a tablet and what we use a computer for is closing all the time, they're sufficiently different still to make a unified system a little awkward - I can see them merging some point waaaay down the line, but here in 2015, it seems a lot of pain for not much gain.
What may be beneficial (And correct me if it's already there and I missed it) is an end-user ready Emulation or shimmy to allow you to iOS Apps on OSX - yes, most people won't have a touchscreen, but I can think of quite a few apps and games where the iOS Version would be a great fit for the desktop environment, and it a nice way to get more value out of your apps, and possibly a few easy sales for the developers.
I'm as happy as anyone to give Microsoft Flack for some of the insane things they've done over the years, but Outlook is probably my favourite program, and certainly my most important: Since the 2003 version with the preview re-design and the improved search, it's been my Day-to-day life organiser with Emails, Contacts, and calendars.
When it comes to upgrade time, I consider it to be a Microsoft Outlook license, rather than a Microsoft Office license - 2013 was worth the cost for Attachment Reminder alone...
But I'm not averse to change: One thing I've never managed to find when in Linux Land is a suitable replacement for Outlook: Lots of OK email clients, but few that do contacts and calendars, and almost none that play well with Activesync. I'm sure there must be ones out there: Anyone in the El-Reg Hive Mind care to recommend them to avoid any future "Nasty Surprises"...
At bare minimum you'll need somewhere to stash house keys and ID, and plausibly Wallet (For Bus/Car Park), Car Keys or Bike gear, a snack depending on shift length, and a phone (Presumably of the i variety to show suitable amounts of employee loyalty)
If Apple aren't providing a secure place to store those items outside their security perimeter, I think you could reasonably argue that a bag of some description is necessary...
I wouldn't have thought it would be worth the Bad PR and miser attitude Apple will get for this, over paying their staff an extra 30 mins wherever they need to do a bag search.
It's a nice idea, and I hope it works. The idea is very tempting - Android for Enterprise (A title I'm not aware that any handset or manufacturer can legitimately claim at the moment) Is sounding pretty good.
Dunnow if its possible or feasible, but good on them for trying.
Besides the software, I've always had a soft spot for android hardware: The blackberry Bold 9900 is probably my favourite handset in terms of hand feel and using as an actual phone, even if it was closer to a feature phone than a smartphone thanks to BBOS 7. I remember thinking "Man, if only this ran Android..."
The last two build feel more what the initial production version should have been.
The only glaring issue that still seems to lurk around is Edge locking up 50% of the time if you try to directly run a program or open the downloads folder. Can't believe they let the RTM ship with that showstopper.
Really nice kit.. Horrible, horrible ecosystem.
To get a warranty sorted on a batch back in December took three weeks of back and forth with Microsoft, the reseller partner, and the channel partner. And when we came to use said warranty last week, it took Microsoft 2 hours of back and forth to figure out what kind of warranty we had and how to deal with it.
It's probably a bad deal for Dell, but from my chair here, Microsoft Surface Pro with a Dell ProSupport warranty sounds like sweet bliss that will get a bunch of users off my back.
Agreed - I was disappointed to see Philip's name in the list, as I'd expect better from them, but their pro-active response put a lot of that confidence back.
Wasn't ready for that photo - He seems to have aged very quickly since moving from Head of PlayStation to Head of Sony, much like Iwata did when moving from Lead developer at HAL to CEO of Nintendo.
And now I'm thinking about the fact Iwata's gone, I'm gonna go be sad for the rest of the day.
To be fair, most other companies customer service policies pale in comparison to Amazon. Yes, I know all the unscrupulous ways they treat suppliers and employees, but with their "Customer is King" Mentality, and keen pricing double punch it's sometimes very hard not to ignore it - call it convenient evil, I guess....
As for eBuyer: Apart from possibly one flagship "store" winch is more showroom/demo/customer smoozing, why on earth would they want to step into the still warm shoes of Comet on the high street? eBuyer, Scan, and Amazon are a big reason why physical electrical good stores are having such a tough time...
For a less Official and Jokey answer, Look to the build numbers:
Windows Vista: 6000
Windows 7: 7601
Windows 8.0: 9200
Windows 8.1: 9600
Windows 10: 10240
The real question is where did Windows 8 go, which is interesting on both a technical and philosophical level.
Supposedly the real reason there was no Windows 9 was for compatibility: lots of older/badly designed programs would assume Windows 9 = Windows 9x, and set themselves up for DOS instead of NT Windows - head that a lot, but don't know how true it is.
I did some contract work at a chicken farm: To get in there required a "Poop Stick" test to check for salmonella, stripping off for a chemical shower, then putting company issued (And pool) Underwear on, then donning a disposable boiler suit.
Needless to say, after the first time, I always sent the office junior up for that job.
They'll be times when Linux is the right tool, other times where WinServer is the more obvious choice, and probably a few where it'll be a mix of the two, and having a unified way to manage them will make your life easier.
And whichever you pick, you'll have more tools in the arsenal to achieve what you want. Sounds like a Win-Win to me.
I Feel that Ashley Madison have/are getting off way to lightly for their frankly terrible security practices - everyone's focusing on the scandal of the data, or the ethics of the hackers.
While both of those are interesting points, few are calling Ashley Madison's lax security, which we can do now even without more tech details; not deleting/archiving records, storing credit card details in non-reversable form, and definitely not PCI Compliance.
It's always been their achilles heel: They make nicely designed, solidly built (If a tad expensive) kit, then use so many custom Sony Apps, OS customisations, and weird drivers that it's almost not Windows any more.
Any other brand, you'd nuke windows and put a vanilla copy on, but with VAIO's, you'd just end up with a dozen unknown drivers for Sony buttons, memory sticks, phone/PS connectors, and lord knows what else.
Had a fun one a few years ago where you could not unset Google Chrome as the default browser, even if you uninstalled it.
Not a big iOS user, but some clients are;
From the people that have tried it out, what's the Pro/Cons using the Outlook app over using the native apple client hooked up via activesync when talking to an Exchange (Online) mailbox?
When did Moore's law start applying to profits?
Just Stop. Please.
Including Flash with Internet Explorer 11 was Windows 8's biggest of many sins in my eyes.
We're just at the point where binning it is a viable option, and Microsoft make it the flash and PDF Support the only "plugin" available in Edge.
Too late to do much about it now, But I'd really urge Microsoft to ship Windows 10 with the plugin off by default, rather than on by default...
Does it go up to 11?
Sounds like their search engine has been retuned to handle this: All calculations and algorithm based, with minimal human intervention.
In and of itself, it's not really a good or bad thing, but many tech companies seem to be going down the "No Negotiation" route - Reddit does the same.
One Wonders if this is their way through the litigation that went on a few years ago about salary collusion/No Poaching rules that was suppressing pay...
All depends on the drive family.
I've stayed away from the entry level consumer drives (WD Blue, Barracuda) since both Seagete and Western digital would only warranty them for a year, which should tell you all you need to know about the quality and expected failure rate.
While the Seagate Constellation drives are just as good, but WD Black's are that little bit cheaper and easier to find.
On a first quick thought, yeah, maybe you can see the funny side.
But when you stop and think of the dozen and one ways something could have gone horribly, horribly wrong, the laughter soon dies: SWAT member with a twitchy trigger finger, US Air Marshall not let in on the plan, a passenger with a guilty conscious thinking they're after them, critical medical package held on the ground...
Jerks like this are one step on the rung above swatters, who are mindless idiots who will eventually get someone killed "For The Lullz"
This guy phoned a bomb threat in on a plane he was in which got grounded, and could have easially spiralled out of control if the SWAT teams didn't keep such cool heads, especially as he specifically said the bomb was in Smedley's bag.
He also went after the personal details of and threatened his family, an area where we are all a little over-protective.
I think his anger, while perhaps misjudged, is understandable - it's a human reaction, rather than canned corporate speak. Kinda refreshing to see.
Apart from the traditional issues with nVidia Drivers on RC versions of Windows being buggy as heck, yes.
Steam runs fine, and not had any 2D or 3D games I've tried fail yet.
If you do have any metro games, some of them are upset at the moment, as they can't handle resizable windows, and glitch out (Hello, Sonic Dash) - Sure they'll get fixed soon after RTM.
I was finishing a Training course at Sophos HQ that day (They call their HQ "The Pentagon", Which was strangely appropriate on that day)
Had to drive home from Oxford to Chelmsford. The journey took six hours (Via the A414 instead of the M25); I don't remember much of the details of the drive, but I was listening to Radio 5 live all the way home, and lots of that commentary still sticks in my mind.
No issue here - our shop went Adobe free, after the security holes in Flash and reader, and the rental Bollocks in Adobe CS.
Designers did moan a bit, mind.
Ah well; fuck 'em,
I've never really looked into the Linux "organisational structure", as much as a project like this can have one, but as an outsider, I'm surprised Linus has that much to do with the day to day running that it can't/won't release when he's away.
It's not a bad thing, but it seems that he's a human Single Point of Failure: If something happens to him, is there the structure in place to seamlessly keep things going?
Annoying Kid didn't get eaten. 8/10.
Maybe we can help them put in a hostile takeover bid for the other Capita. Can't be any worse than the current regime, and these chaps seem Pretty customer focused and good value...
Turns out he was ahead of the curve with his laser pigeon.
The only new feature I actually like in Office 2013 is Outlook's Attachment Reminder.
Still, the number of times it's saved my bacon, it's been well worth the upgrade price.
Aren't tablet sales dipping across the board? Which when you think it, isn't too much of a surprise: We've gone past the stage of "Ooh, that's a new thing I want" to "I've got one, I'll upgrade it in 2 or 3 years"
Their home kit (Inspiron, studio) isn't anything to write home about, but their business kit (OptiPlex, latitude) is pretty good: Reasonably priced, good reliability, and backed up by good servicing and parts options, especially if you spring for the NBD ProSupport.
Normally it's a straight fight between them and HP for our shop.
Remind me to cut UK ISP's some slack, sometime. They're far from perfect, but for most exchanges there's reasonable competition, and competitive pricing.
Agreed. Very cool. Do El Reg give sources for all these header images they use? Just noticed on this one it doesn't appear to be attributed...
Yes, but I can't: They'll always be Dime and Marathon.