Alternatively..... → #
Posted Saturday 15th September 2007 06:54 GMT
In Brazilian physicists boycott Dell
Just lie!
Posts by Zulon
9 posts • joined Friday 11th May 2007 17:02 GMT
reincarnation...... → #
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 17:07 GMT
In China slaps ban on reincarnation
in Second Life perhaps? Not that SL has any plans for taking on the Chinese government.....
Re: National Anthem... → #
Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 12:04 GMT
In Restored Dam Busters fly again
If you ever go to Bombay - you will be subjected to a national anthem at the begining of every screening ...of every movie......by law!
This is all too simple.... → #
Posted Thursday 23rd August 2007 13:27 GMT
In Stolen satnav guides thieves to owner's home
How about programming "Home" as "Home" and installing an RFID kill switch in the car. When the car approaches said "home", RFID kills engine (and/or the low life behind the wheel). ....
RI "AA" → #
Posted Sunday 19th August 2007 04:56 GMT
In Google Adwords dive-bombed by American Airlines
Let them sue each other to Kingdom come....
So this is how.... → #
Posted Thursday 2nd August 2007 04:40 GMT
In Second Life will dwarf the web in ten years
the world ends ..as the future SL server farms overheat and ignite the oxygen in the air.
In an alternative reality(sic), SL related rage leads 2 million to destroy SL ..chip-by-chip.....thereby returning the world to the relative safety of Google.....
Raiders of the Lost Bookmark... → #
Posted Thursday 7th June 2007 15:02 GMT
In Book publisher steals Google laptops
This is a completely new trend in the Publishers v/s Google battle... now for every page of copyrighted material that Google makes available for "our" collective reading pleasure, the companies will pinch a server? from the google server farm? What about dead authors? Will they pinch defunct servers / Win98 laptops? There is scope for a parallel economy here!
Airline → #
Posted Thursday 7th June 2007 05:46 GMT
In Dutch students brew up powdered alcohol hit
I wonder how the Airlines will take to this... can you now carry booze as its not liquid? (Assuming that the powder is not "white".....)
Ready for self rule??? → #
Posted Friday 11th May 2007 17:07 GMT
In Paris takes on Ubuntu in techno celebrity clash
..thats a unique rationale for continuation of (Brit) colonies...however, now we happen to know that you are no longer capable of running your country. So we, your former co-subjects, will do it for you, for a fee. When you are capable and competent, we will send the (outsourced) jobs back. And do be greatful to the Yanks, they saved your arse from being Germanised.
