* Posts by I didn't do IT.

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Hack uses Google Street View data to stalk its victims

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Pirate

Privacy is dead?

“Privacy is dead, people.”

Privacy has always been there for those that want it. Those that assume they have privacy have never had it.

RFID chips snooped from 66 metres

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Boffin

Re: Chip respecting limits

Warning: Armchair physics reasoning ahead...

This could be easily circumvented by changing the timestamp of the signals from the transmitter, assuming that's how the chip knows the "time". Even if the chip records the last "time" there was a communication, without the power of the signal, there is nothing for it to run an independent timer to verify that the next signal was transmitted within the timeout period.

Because of this, once the range is known, the transmitter could modify the timestamp to fool the chip into thinking the 100μs have not elapsed...

Unless, of course, the 100μs is how long the signal powers the chip... so that if the chip loses power, it automatically "forgets" the conversation, forcing the timeout.

NatWest calls off legal attack dogs

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Happy

Re: feeding this back

I actually had the delicious thought of them stuffing printouts of the apology down the lawyers throats.

Wishful thinking, I know...

Nude trampolinist bounces free from court

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Unhappy

Re: BBC link

Reports that it has been moved or removed... Not surprising, really.

Reboot key Brit 'ready to save internet'

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Coat

Re: Dan Brown is going to...

Dag nab it! I thought I was going to be the first with the movie idea!

Though mine is more along the lines of the cards being counterfeited, and the copies substituted for the originals in 5 of the 7's safes... Then the DNSsec system would be "rebooted" under another base server control and no one would realize... UNTIL ITS TOO LATE!

Step 3: Profit!

Airline ejects passenger for being hungry

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Happy

Re: Why ask?

It also depends on the disposition of the airline crew - people at the desk often tell passengers to ask the crew if a meal will be served on "marginal" flights.

However, those are usually the ones that you don't want to eat what they service; first class or no!

UK's Watchkeeper drone 'can see footprints through cloud'

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Boffin

Re: Drinking Straw

The idea is that it is a very fine, narrow field sensor, typically a camera. This (usually) means that it has very good magnification, but can only view a very small patch of ground.

Due to the speeds/time involved, it would not be very useful to survey a large area with one of these...

Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed

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Unhappy

Err - Logic @ S.T.B

"...your rights do not trump the rights of others. Ever. And vice-versa."

Wouldn't that be, "...your rights do not trump the rights of others. Ever. And the rights of others do not trump your rights." If so, that would imply that either the rights of others, "b", at some point in time trump your rights, "a", or that "a" trumps "b" at some time, unless they are equal at all times.

But, we know that can't be the case. Your (and my) rights are not equal to the rights of others all the time... unless you don't count the "better" people...

US Army trials Iron Man super-trooper exoskeleton

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Happy

Re: Standard Issue

Oakleys are pretty much standard issue if you are expected to be in a "hot" area.

Waterfall Niagara speakers

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Stop

Diamond crystal glass?

OK, which is it:

a) Zirconia (artificial diamond - compressed, superheated carbon) crystal cut into shape

b) Swarovski crystal or similar glass panels? Perhaps under a "Diamond(tm)" brand name?

c) Diamond cut, high quality (but stil regular) glass?

If these things are really artificial diamond (a), I can see the cost is reflecting the true quality of materials. If it truly just (lead) crystal glass(b), I see a great mass of expense for expense's sake. If this is just regular glass (c), I find it hard to see the value here over similar quality equipment for considerably less.

Of course, if they can fabricate artificial diamond in panels that size, THAT's the real tech story here!

Malaysian politico gets knighted in Photoshop

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Re: Jedi

How Wrong Can He Be?

El Reg marks Steve Jobs for termination

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Boffin

Not an X

I never saw an X there... I always thought it was a red highlighting with four translucent arrows around on left, right, top and bottom, pointing to the center.

Perhaps that is the thought of some kind of telescopic/infrared shooting scope?

NSA: Secret 'Perfect Citizen' project does not spy on US

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Big Brother

Re: Why Raytheon?

Two terms: Reliability and Embedded Control.

Its that record of reliability engineering that is attractive, as well as experience in embedded control and monitoring. Now, a better question is what's wrong with Honeywell in doing this? No GSA classification for research projects (just construction contracting)?

Mitsubishi would be an obvious choice, if not for the "not made/designed/owned in USA" thinking... but doesn't Raytheon have foreign investment as well?

Like everyone else in the US, the "reasons" for final selection of a government contractor are a collection of mystical and confusing alchemical formulae that obfuscate the fact that government offical A wanted person B who works for contractor C to do it. Whether the reason is kickbacks, preivous working relationship, sleeping with someone's daughter, or who knows what else.

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Terminator

Re: Captial letters

Those are just the tell-take signs of automated processing.

Either the email is generated automatically from language parsing and processing of the inquiry email received, or for easier context-sensitive searches for contact management and information control (obstenibly to make it easier for FOIA transparency and not for easier deletion... uh... handling of "missing" records, yes?).

Either could be seen as *really* creepy.

Feed curry to sheep, boffins suggest

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Boffin

Re: More Flatulance in Humans

Perhaps because we are not ruminating mammals? We only have one stomach, after all...

Mega new climate science: 'Runaway' effect exaggerated

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Boffin

Re: Scientific scrutiny

I have long held the belief that Science of every field has its cabal of crackpots. Back in the Victorian times, they were relatively easy to ignore; truly unbiased peer review prevented much from taking up VALUABLE space in printed publications, so that any fringe theory needed to be self-published, and therefore of distribution limited to the depth of the theory creator's pockets. Of course, if there was a real product or innovation, it would be plucked up and sold by the inventor or someone else with money.

However, what with the advent of instant publication and near limitless online storage, any and every idea may have an equal footing with every other, regardless of merit. Some sort of gatekeeper may be self-appointed to sluce off the dross, but the Masses are typically themselves washed out of even informal discussion as too lowly to comprehend the rarified heights such Discourse should occur at (quiet, polite chuckle, not too long, but long enough to be derisive - a common skill taught at the "better" schools).

Whether this heralds a brave new age of scientific dissemation or merely brings discourse down to the muddy drains of common media expose is itself a matter hotly debated.

In any event, the vast amount of physical innovations buried in the mountain of publically searchable patents that would reduce waste, increase efficiency and otherwise make life in the 1st through 4th worlds better needs to be brought to light, tested for fact, and implemented if viable. Whether the world would end tomorrow or in another 3 million years, we need to get off our collective duffs and make our world a better, cleaner, and more pleasant place to be for ourselves and neighbors.

At least until the machines upgrade us all out of disgust.

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Joke

Re: Solar Maximum

"...people are looking at the very, very long period of low sunspot activity in the sun that we are currently going through, indicative of low solar output..."

Though less interuption in our reception of Sky and Dish network would be considered (by some) to be a blessing; its never wise to count your velocirapters before they hatch... Some models show a rapid rise in sunspots once they get started, causing... a runaway period... of intense impact... to human activity... NOW WAIT A MINUTE?! They didn't use the same model, did they?!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/11/cycle_24_prediction/

Colombian cops seize cocaine World Cup

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Boffin

Re: Hollow Earth Theory

Yep, according to a professor on the Beeb, if the trophy were solid (18K) gold, the volume would dictate a mass of 70kg, instead of the 6.175 stipulated.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/10301713.stm

Brighton NIMBYs complain over BT broadband upgrades

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Re: Derelict buildings and Planning commissions

It is always far easier (and politically expedient) to be vocal about "taking care of our town".. until it comes down to time and / or money to clean it up.

Of course, if the vocal person can get a benefit together to raise some cash, I'm sure the (excess) money will eventually go to doing *something* about it... especially if the gala is more work / expensive than demolishing the abandoned eyesore. "We raised £50,000 (from £800,000) in donations! Enough to paint it an even pea-soup green (as it was the cheapest color at the store yesterday)."

Apple denies iPhone 4 antenna glitch, blames inaccurate signal bars

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Joke

Re: The Other OTHER (White) Steve...

And lo, as it was foretold, Steve, at the Trials of Job(s), had come full circle, to be completely Balmer(s).

Microsoft goes AC/DC with Instaload battery tech

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Boffin

Re: Mechanical

Well son of a gun.

That is pretty clever. Now, I wonder hard it is to mess it up by putting the batteries in too quickly and bending one of the tabs?

However, if not a tab and rather a layer of metallic connector on rigid substrate, then how would the ends hold tension on the battery to hold it in place? You couldn't just have the ends the exact size of the battery - notice the mouse (from page above) has one end of the batteries concealed in the case - that means the batteries must have been inserted at an angle, with one end or the other "springy".

Perhaps a spring on the inner side of the connector, so its not exposed? If that's not part of the patent I hereby claim first publishing rights! ;)

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Boffin

Re: Full Wave

"Bridge" rectifier, yes. And probably self-contained in each battery, too.

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Pirate

Re: Diodes & Efficiency

So, the diodes are in the battery itself. No worries then.

You think a battery company that WANTS you to buy more will really be concerned that the batter doesn't last as long? Really?

What's that? Reputation? If they can sell the convenience of installation (even by children(tm)) then what would parents/guardians/nurses care? Let the botherers do it themselves. Isn't the latest rage (hehehe) in customer service not "Self Service"?

Pixel Qi releases sunlight-readable netbook screen

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Boffin

That's an Acer Aspire there, guv!

"Technically, Maker and Pixel Qi are only offering the screen for two netbooks: the Samsung N130 and the Lenovo IdeaPad S10-2. "Although they do work in other models, we can only guarantee compatibility on those two specific netbooks," it admitted."

Then... shouldn't they show the pictures with one of the netbooks they claim is guaranteed to be supported?

Unless, of course, they are trying to increase sales by implying that the picture proves it works in other makes/models?

Apple seeks antenna engineers after 'Death Grip' debacle

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Happy

Re: What happened to predecesor?

Its OK - we have nets now.

Nasa returns to the moon... in 3D game

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Happy

Re: Eagle and Millenium Falcon

Yep, the absolutely coolest vessels across science fiction are... cargo carriers. Millenium Falcon was a freighter, and Eagle... well... Transporter pretty much sums that up.

Which means that NASA's forage into gaming will really take off with a game remake of Space Truckers.

Cumbria massacre top cop also patrols cyberspace

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Unhappy

Oi! Personal responsibility not allowed, see?

Hyde: "...Clearly you wouldn’t let your kids just roam off and do what the hell they like, equally you wouldn't want them to do what the hell they like on-line.”

Yep - this guy is obviously an advocate of personal responsibility and involved parenting.

His career is already over, I'm afraid...

nCircle purges posts after researcher's arrest for explosives

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FAIL

Re: tweets not the explosives

You do realize that if you buy ...[Self censored to keep from having this post deleted]... or any combination of over 3000 common household products, foods, or consumer items. That's for a simple grocery store - [American mass retail chain] would be considered a terrorist wonderland of bomb making materials.

Since they can't control the products (cutting into retail business, mind), they must control the information - "sorry guv, too dumb here to ken yur talking about"... but obviously if you buy a product from secret column A and one from secret column B, you are a clever terrorist that must be watched... instead of some poor shmoe picking up Mother's spring gardening trifles when you pop out for some toiletries.

Isn't it in England now where certain brands of plant food are now banned due to concerns about people getting high off of it?

Pakistani lawyer petitions for death of Mark Zuckerberg

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Stop

Re: Actually existed

Unlike a similar single person (even with the trinity) based, wide spread faith (loosely) headquartered in Rome, its my understanding that Islamics still have documents written *by* the person in original handwritting, and not just letters and "eye-witness" accounts written hundreds of years after the singular person's "death".

Now, whether you want to live your life, and your family's lives by rules scrawled out by some guy baked by sun and lack of water in the desert who he says he spoke with God (and force your neighbors to do the same), well... that's ultimately your personal decision

I remember a radio preacher (religion irrelevant) who talked about forcing someone to read a book. "No one can ever make you do anything, its ultimately your choice. If someone hands you a book and says - read it, you can say - no. If they hold a gun to your head, you might start thinking... Its not a really large book... It wouldn't take that long to read it... But it is still your choice to do so."

You still have control over your life, and THAT'S what makes extremists of any religion wake up in cold sweats at night.

Microsoft rejects porn, iPad protesters fake it

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Flame

Re: Millstones

Actually, nope, not at all. It's YOUR neck the puritans want the millstone around, friend Bobbles31.

Banning it all, in any form, is thier ultimate goal. How else to shield everyone's all-to-vulnerable-to-temptation soul, eh? We will worry about tightening THAT standard even more when we want to burn the next group of "heretics".

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Pirate

Re: part of society

Actually, my guess is that they are trying to get the yoof share of the market. Obviously, the little tykes are too young to move out of mommy's house (or can't afford it out of college), so parents are expected to provide the latest accessories of leisure and status.

After all, if MS expects them to run the same OS from cradle to grave, they might as well get used to it being everywhere. No smut simply is a selling point for a phone that the buyer doesn't have to use.

Amazing 'pulse of darkness' ray tech birthed in US gov labs

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Happy

Re: Reaction of dark laser

The destructive force of a laser is in the intense and rapid increase in deltaT (temperature change), causing the material the laser is interacting with to melt and/or vaporise.

A dark laser, logically, must then affect deltaT in the exact opposite way, causing the object to undergo a dramatic freezing.

Of course, logic can completely ride roughshod over good science. :)

UK.gov unplugs Lane Fox digiquango

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Kareoke investor

That's It! You have found the The Next Big Thing to distract the Masses - a combination of X-Factor and Dragon's Den!

Simon is available for contract now...

Home Office launches urgent review of illegal police stop'n'search

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Pirate

Re: Witness for the Prosecution

So, where is the plucky entrepaneur who will start selling T-Shirts with

a) Back showing a list of rights of people stopped by police under Section 44, so that they police may review while you are 1) on the face down on the ground or 2) while they are handcuffing you.

b) Front emblazoned: "Witness for Prosecution (for Illegal Use of Police Powers)"

Perhaps a nice stall outside designated stoppage areas? Oh, right, those are where ever the police's whim (or strewn entrails, or perhaps what they thought they saw in the loo bowl that morning) decides the area should be that week/day/hour/minute... Just as long as there is no real crime happening in that area, for sure!

DHS deploys HD 'video quilting' chandeliers in Boston

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Unhappy

Re: After the fact

So this means that they will have [the potential] to have complete accountability [and liability?] for every slight and miss in the security screen? So when the next "unknown attack" happens, they will have a complete picture of who, what, and when?

Yeah, I can see that really going well when all the security peoples know that EVERYTHING is being watched... There will be "unknown" areas of nil or non coverage that will be where "incidents" are "alleged" to happen; because without the camera to back it up, its Uber Important DHS/TSA Man vs. common pleb.

China net addicts' great escape foiled by taxi drivers

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Happy

Re: Socialized Child Care

"All of them told the police to take them back to the camp...which their ... parents pay around $2635 for six months."

How much would *you* pay for six months of 24/7 child care for an unruly teen?

MI5 recruiters enter the Strategy Boutique in CIO search

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Thumb Down

Re: fewer... people? Business != Intelligence

The problem is, as long as they espouse running any government agency like a "business", they will fail.

Businesses don't want "highly trained, highly compensated, smarter people", they want low paid cogs that will advance our base of knowledge in an trickle amount that can be easily absorbed by the system. You have only to look at your government's performance the past few decades (the civil servant jobsworths - never mind any elected official) to see this in "action".

Military entities and agencies that support military operations (intelligence is one of them) should not - CAN NOT - run this way effectively. Military management != Business management.

<rant> The Intelligence field is changing; both what we consider valid intel and where it can be found. Luckily, however, eventually it all comes down to people. Cutting out experienced analysts that know how other people in different cultures, societies, and cults think is a step backwards. Either cut existing IT ranks to get the intelligent IT people that I AGREE are needed, or train the existing ones up to where they need to be. If they can't be, it shouldn't matter who their contractor is/was or who they are related to or know - better to have a nephew out and looking for another job than to have servicemen/women killed due to incompetence. Or because some penny-pinching upper management with a six figure salary didn't keep or clean out the right resources. </rant>

BT reaches deadlock with union

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Flame

Re: Sense of Entitlement

The Sense of Entitlement you speak of is highlighted by the leadership of the company, who are paid to lead by example. If they get 6%, everyone should get 6%.

If they want to run it like a communist stalag, then run it like one. If the lowest pay increase is 2% (even if it is less than inflation - there are very few jobs that get pay raises that keep up with, let alone outpace, inflation), then EVERYONE should get the same pay raise percentage. Bonuses should be based on % of pay, not set monetary amounts - and if it is calculated for taxes, benefits, etc, then it better damn well be calculated for retirement!

Google blames Wi-Fi snooping on rogue engineer

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Alert

Re: Destructed Data

I thought that all the data was put onto a few hard drives and destroyed in front of auditors? Apparently, this was only England's data? So, only 600GB recorded IN ENGLAND? Or was that the WHOLE OF THE BRITISH ISLES?

If it was, in fact, the ONLY COPY of ALL THE DATA collected by Google, how could there be any data to deliver to other countries?

Something is not right in Denmark (and Italy, and Germany, and ...)

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Alert

Re: ...shootings...relatively routine in the USA?

No, shootings are not relatively routine in the USA (as opposed to popping down and buying a Starbuck's coffee).

Yes, references to shootings are relatively routine in the USA (inversely proportional to distance from a politico or political wannabe) when someone wants to cover their own @ss or promote an agenda.

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Big Brother

Re: Why Governments want the data

So they can tell if Google's tools are better at it then the ones said Government developed?

After all, if they find that the information is better quality, etc., then I fully expect that said Governments will:

a) Want a copy of this "rogue" code that was so efficient from simply driving by and/or

b) Offer clemancy or "lesser" punishment/dismissal for said code/equipment samples.

Wait and see, I say.

Steve Jobs – Apple's not business, it's personal

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Boffin

All these comments and no one has said...

... anything about Google Apps on the Apple that pulls this information. Seriously? I would have thought El Reg Commenters would be ALL OVER this.

Now that ALL apps are barred from pulling this information (Google Maps?), whether they ask or not, how will this affect the interaction with Apple and Google? Google collects an amazing amount of analytics that identify the user and device they are running. An iPhone/Touch using Wifi connection gets mobile targeted ads even when its on the same subnet as home PCs with similar profiles and surfing habits - and no, the home PCs don't get mobile targeted ads. Even when the same ID is logged into Gmail, etc.

Or is this yet another instance of "do as I say, not as I do", and an indication of Apple tightening the Supreme Gatekeeper role for its walled garden ecosystem?

Artificial 'black hole' generator fashioned out of circuit boards

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Boffin

Re: Guided missile response system

Surely with all this heat generated (including from ambient microwave radiation we are bombarded with all the time) this heat might be stored for just such an occasion?

Most missile systems (the missile itself, usually) don't do well when bombarded with concentrated IR radiation, and at a certain point and beyond you burn out the detector. ;)

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Paris Hilton

Re: Toasty

Unless, of course, the vehicle used some of that energy for propulsion, internal power (to compensate for smaller batteries), stored chemically for weapons systems, etc.

If you have a high enough differential, there's all sorts of uses for excess heat energy. ;)

Paris, because she knows all about generating focused heat to an internal core.

Watchdog backs Google antitrust complaint with (more) data

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Terminator

Re: Seriously?

Here, let me put your comments in reference:

"Microsoft games Microsoft to promote Microsoft. No sh!t. Stop bitching and try harder if your product or service can't keep up with one of the largest online computer software multinationals on the planet that pays to be your default choice. There's more than one operating system/browser/office suite."

There, fixed that for you.

ID cards poster girl laments her £30

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Happy

Re: Reg Comments Club Pitch-In

... or perhaps start up a series of Page 4* girls for El Reg, with hers as the lead items? I'm sure we could all pitch in to get her 30 quid back that way, eh?

* Yes, I know its "Page 3 girls", but this isn't just some ratty rag mag, its EL REG! ;)

No-good scareware varmints exploit Wild West game

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Boffin

Google's capabilities?

Wait a minute here... Google crawls all over the web, and obviously caches the pages that it views and links to. Google already does analysis of the links, the text on the page(s), and who knows what else - Why isn't Google searching for malware on the sites it indexes?

If Google finds malware on a site, it doesn't index it, and sends an automated message to the "webmaster@" address on the page. Are there concerns about liability? Misidentification? Surely it would be a simple DB lookup to make sure that if they are an AdWords customer they get indexed anyway...

V-22 Osprey downblast scatters spectators like skittles

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Terminator

RoTM

(Unfortunately?) the video does not show the intense battle between the pilot and the V-22 during the landing. It must have been quite a feat to keep it in check and not have it scarf up the lowly fleshbags on the ground - the younger they are, the jucier we seem to be to them.

Kudos for the pilot, reigning in the youngster-hungry rotating-disc-o-death-dealer before it could masticate on the "bystanders". He caught it in time once he saw it was tumbling them around, obviously trying to find the source of the wailing of the choiciest morsel...

Coming soon: Live Vulture 1 GPS tracking test

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Happy

Top Airborne Secret

My completely uneducated and non-sourced guess is an (manned) ultralight.

UK.gov issues death warrant for ID cards

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Re: Absence of ID

The problem really isn't the ID card itself; there are many good reasons to have a way of verifying who you are and your legal ability to buy alcohol, drive, etc. The problem was the NIR behind it that contained EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF INFORMATION ABOUT YOU, WHAT YOU DID, WHERE YOU WENT, etc. and fined you if you didn't keep Nanny up to date.

If they revamped the Driver's License/Permit to be a valid passport substitute, not many would complain... as long as there wasn't a database behind it tracking you with information it didn't need to know. Fingerprints required? Fine - BUT KEEP THEM IN THE CARD and NOT IN YOUR DATABASE. Ensure that the encryption ON THE CARD is secure enough to dissuade "casual" forgeries (governmental forgeries are beyond our scope, here).

Having ANY CURRENCY based system TIED TO YOUR IDENTITY DOCUMENT is FAIL, FAIL, three times FAIL. Having any tie-in of governmental ID with your money is begging (Nay, truly GAGGING!) for automated monitoring and "control"; immediate violation of privacy and immediate proof that government doesn't trust it own electorate.

If it has gotten to the point where the government doesn't trust The People, then The People have no need to trust the government, either.

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