* Posts by Some Beggar

882 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Jul 2009

US ecosystems basically unaffected by global warming, studies show

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Re: Selectively picking through the data to create "evidence"

Creationists start with the false premise that ...

Biologists start with the false premise that ...

They both work just as well.

Or they do if your idea of a coherent argument is a variation on the school yard "I know you are but what am I?"

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What exactly is the point of this rose-tinted disingenuity?

Why don't you just post an advert for cheap diazepam? It would have about as much journalistic integrity and would be far more beneficial for the uptight halfwits you are trolling.

And what exactly is the point of having a messageboard if your bloggers are so witlessly scared of dissent and criticism?

Renault Twizy budget e-car

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Chimp from the front

Frankenstein's monster from the back.

I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Is there some EU law against making electric cars (or whatever this is) that look like cars?

Ten... ADF-based inkjet all-in-one printers

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Reg != Which

Given that you can't really compete with sites/magazines like "Which" in terms of depth and breadth of reviews, would it not be better to take the Top Gear approach of "Here is some cool stuff we've been sent to play with this week" or "Here is a range of reviews by actual owners"?

A lot of these Top Tens occupy an awkward and arguably pointless middle ground.

Ice age end was accelerated by CO2

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Re: Stop reading at "denier"...

@Lazy

Why would anybody want to debate with somebody who descends into blubbing hysteria at the use of the perfectly innocuous and descriptive word "denier"?

How about this: you refuse to accept the widely held scientific consensus on man's contribution to global warming but are unable to provide any material reason why you refuse to believe it. You presumably think you know better than all these scientists. That could mean that (a) you are an uncelebrated genius who actually knows better, or (b) you are depressingly arrogant and closed-minded.

Shall we toss a coin or leave that as an exercise for the reader?

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Re: Thumbs Down Crowd

No. I think the problem is more likely to lie somewhere within the fact that you seem to genuinely care about which button is pressed by a bunch of anonymous strangers on an internet messageboard.

According to my profile, my "posts have been upvoted 885 times and downvoted 593 times"

Should I reach for the champagne or the cyanide? Or just take another sip of "whatevah"?

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Re: Thumbs Down Crowd

@Tom 13

I'm downvoting you because you used the word "Apple". Sorry.

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Re: Stop reading at "denier"...

You stopped reading at the first slight opportunity to take offence? That sounds like an open mind.

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Re: Thumbs Down Crowd

Ignore them then.

Or ... you know ... demonstrate how little you care by banging out a few paragraphs of whimpering and whining.

Asda knocks out Kobo e-reader for £49

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Re: Great deal, it's not a Kindle

It's hardly difficult to read epub format books on a Kindle. You can convert practically any format to be readable on practically any device. Would that really be a major influence on your choice of e-reader?

Aliens Blu-ray disc set

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Re: Close ...

By the same (utterly facile) token, Aliens is just Zulu with aliens replacing the zulus. And Alien is Jaws with an alien replacing the shark.

Next you'll be valiantly arguing that the Magnificent Seven isn't a cowboy film because herp derp kurosawa derpity derp samurai derp.

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Almost all special editions suck. There's generally a good reason that scenes are deleted or shortened. If you have the misfortune to watch the 'repaired' version of Metropolis, you essentially get an extra twenty minutes of proles running away from a big wave screaming and waving their arms. Whoohoo.

(cue exploding Bladerunner fans)

Ofcom calls for end to 0800 charges on mobiles

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Re: GiffGaff

I'd like to meet whichever marketing genius came up with the re-definition of 'unlimited' and give them unlimited slaps around the face.

Nature ISN'T fragile nor a bossy mother-in-law - top eco boffin

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WTF?

I think you need to re-read what I wrote. Twice.

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WTF?

@David Dawson

Progressive is the opposite of conservative/reactionary. It's a fairly common term. Is your version of Google broken or something?

And I'm aware that binary world views are stupid ... that was essentially my point.

What are you bibbling on about?

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You're dividing your simplistic black and white world along the wrong line. Small 'c' conservatives and luddites are the main opponents to nuclear power, progressives and scientists have generally been in favour of it. The idea that this has any useful correlation with the 'green' movement is presumably based entirely on the fact that Greenpeace has the word 'green' in its name and is generally opposed to nuclear power.

ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. - Humans begin artificial CO2 emissions

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I'm sure that Lewis will be absolutely thrilled to add another conspiracy loon to his fanbase. Three more and he'll qualify for a gold card and free tinfoil from the first class fruitloop lounge.

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Re: it's natural...

I bet you're a blast at parties.

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Re: Actuallly.....

"Greens are different, they are an imaginary group I use as a straw man because I don't have a coherent argument against any real people."

There. Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

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Re: it's natural...

Derp derp derp.

Syphilis is natural. Those damned pesky boffins and their antibiotics. Why are they fussing about trying to control the natural cycle of disease.

FFS.

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Re: Actuallly.....

"is simply unacceptable to them"

Who is this "them" you are deriding? Many 'green' activists are proponents of nuclear power and have been for a number of years. Stephen Tindale of climateanswers.info (ex of Greenpeace), Chris Smith of the Environment Agency, there are even a vocal minority within the Green Party who believe nuclear must be a part of our energy supply. I've been pro-nuclear since the 1980s. (I liked the Arctic Monkeys before they were famous too ... I'm well hip)

The assumption that if one accepts the scientific consensus on climate change one must automatically be an anti-nukes "hippy" luddite buries whatever point you are trying to make under a steaming pile of misplaced condescension. The majority of scientists accept anthropogenic climate change. Some scientists are hippies but hardly any of them are luddites.

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You need to find somebody new to argue with.

I'm afraid Ray Bolger died twenty five years ago.

Runtastic Push Up

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Re: Titles are for toffs

My arse has never been cleaner since I bought the iWipez app and "sponge on stick" accessory.

Corny conversations prove plants 'talk'

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Re: Those who are vegetarians because they don't want to eat something sentient

There's an enormous gap between reacting to sound or light or chemicals in the way that plants do and being sentient.

Are you an ECO POET? Climate science needs YOU

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Just a minor point of information - an MA or MSc course is funded by the student, not the tax payer.

I mean ... every other thing in this article is just as confused or inaccurate ... but I'll only get rejected if I put yet another bee up Andrew's arse.

Climate-change scepticism must be 'treated', says enviro-sociologist

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Re: What the professor chooses to ignore:

I should imagine this has been ignored for the same reason the article ignores the early family life of Jane Austen ... because it has absolutely bugger all to do with anything in the article. Derp derp derp.

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Re: Jury still out != Denier

@Adam0625

The reason the overwhelming majority of relevant scientists support the current consensus on climate change is because the overwhelming weight of evidence is in favour of it.

The default position on any technical topic in which one is not an expert should be the accepted majority view. Particularly when it is held by a very considerable majority. This has nothing to do with climate science. It is a simple and sensible and humble position for life generally.

Waffle about religious crusades and creationist-style casting-of-doubt arguments are the resort of the feeble witted and cowardly. No offence.

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Re: Brilliant.

@Figgus

Read the article rather than Lewis's moronic interpretation. Nobody mentions mental illness.

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Re: "Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat"

Twaddle. He gave precisely the same half-witted arguments as Creationists and alternative therapists. It's always been a crap argument. It always will be a crap argument. The fact that half a dozen half-wits on here think it is coherent doesn't stop if being a crap argument.

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Re: Jury still out != Denier

I assume you take the same stance on homeopathy (which has effectively the same level of 'controversy' as climate science)? You're happy to accept that water might be a miracle cure until somebody provides IRREFUTABLE evidence?

Being arrogant enough to think you know better than the overwhelming majority of experts is not being a sceptic. It is being an idiot.

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Re: "Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat"

What? It completely invalidates his argument. It's an endlessly repeated piece of bunkum used by everybody from homeopathy proponents to creationists. It's the standard fall-back argument of anybody wanting to cast doubt on the scientific method. It is bollocks, pure and simple.

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Re: USSR again

My meter reads 0.78 Godwins but it's been a while since it was calibrated.

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Brilliant.

Within hours of publication, this has generated a whole stream of drooling halfwits demonstrating _exactly_ the issues of ignorance and prejudice that the sociologist wants to be addressed.

I assume that was the purpose of the article?

Digitech iPB-10 guitar effects pedalboard for iPad

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Excellent.

Assuming you're playing twee electro-twaddle to a lounge full of shoreditch trendwetters.

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Re: Why the iPad?

I think in your excitement to launch into an irrelevant ipad vs android rant you skipped straight over the crucial words "build in".

Lucy in 3.4 million-year-old cross-species cave tryst

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Re: "hominin"?

Hominin is OK. Homonin is a town in Kentucky with a population of twelve. Probably.

Sky boffins: The Moon is not Earth's only natural satellite

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And what happens

if one hits your eye like a big pizza pie?

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I'm not allowed coloured pens after I ate all the green ones.

:(

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My spirograph is bigger than your spirograph.

Sitting down all day is killing you

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Re: standing desk

Have you thought about asking your employer why they've arranged the office such that all that crap needs to be on your desk?

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Re: @Some Beggar

If it's being pissed into the urinal then it isn't forming kidney stones.

Your plumber knows nothing about medicine. You are an idiot if you take seriously any sort of medical advice from a plumber. Herp derp. Herp di derp derp.

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@Triggerfish

Do you take all your medical advice from a bloke who cleans piss troughs for a living?

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Headmaster

Re: Statistics

If you click through to the summary of the study you get this:

"During 621 695 person-years of follow-up (mean follow-up, 2.8 years), 5405 deaths were registered. All-cause mortality hazard ratios were 1.02 (95% CI, 0.95-1.09), 1.15 (1.06-1.25), and 1.40 (1.27-1.55) for 4 to less than 8, 8 to less than 11, and 11 or more h/d of sitting, respectively, compared with less than 4 h/d, adjusting for physical activity and other confounders. The population-attributable fraction for sitting was 6.9%."

There's nothing on the proportions of the population who fall into each of the groups so there's not enough information to give an accurate estimate of actual risk. But the total population had a mortality rate of about 0.87% per year. A 40% increase would be about 1.2%, but the 40% is (as far as I can tell) the ratio above the portion of the population who sit for less than 4 hours a day rather than the entire population so the actual figure will be less than this.

It's not enough to make me leap out of my chair and go for a jog.

Climate change linked to extreme weather surge

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Re: @boltar

Which straw man are you talking to? Nobody has said "it is ONLY the carbon". Ever.

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Re: All REAL planet lovers are former climate blame believers. Get ahead of the curve.

Baseless conspiracy theories are always more convincing when they're TYPED with random UPPER CASE emphasis.

Herp derp derp.

Medieval warming was global – new science contradicts IPCC

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Re: @Some Beggar

It's hubris to think you know better than the vast majority of relevant experts.

I'm not sure how to phrase that in simpler terms.

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@Anonymous Coward

http://www.firstschoolyears.com/science/index.htm

Hope this helps.

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Re: Easy solutions...

If only people were already addressing these things.

Oh wait ... they are.

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Re: @Some Beggar

You're restating the same utterly bogus argument with a different example. Copernicus was not arguing with a consensus of scientists, he was arguing with the Catholic church.

You can make as many excuses for your hubris as you like. Or you can do a bit of self examination and ask yourself why you think you know better than the vast majority of experts. Your choice.

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Re: @AC 11:40

Oh. Good. Grief. Not the "herp derp flat earth" argument. Please.

What we currently describe as "science" only really dates back about three hundred years to the renaissance and Enlightenment. We've known the earth isn't flat since at least the fourth century BCE.

This is just about the laziest version of the argument from doubt.

Science if fluid by its very nature. But that means that when one lacks the specific technical background to make an educated choice, one should accept an argument from authority from the people who do have the technical background. The expert concensus on climate change is pretty clear. Calling it into question because of some daft 'flat earth' argument isn't healthy scepticism, it is pure hubris.