* Posts by Some Beggar

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Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

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@FoolD

"the temperature hasn't risen much if at all, (in fact, observational evidence suggests a drop) since about 2000 onwards"

False.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_temperature_record

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Lewis generates page hits.

The sillier his posts become, the more hits he gets and the more advertising revenue he generates. He's a revenue troll. They'd be mad to try to curtail his ramblings.

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@ken jay

Let's take this step by step.

"we know nothing of the way the universe works"

In a typical academic library, the journals on astronomy and cosmology will fill an entire floor and number into the tens of thousands of volumes and millions of articles.

"400 yrs ago the earth was flat"

Science has understood that the earth is approximately spherical for millenia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_Flat_Earth

"the periodic table was almost empty in 1970"

Only a handful of new elements have been added to the periodic table since 1970:

http://www.chemicalelements.com/show/dateofdiscovery.html

You are falling into the age-old trap of assuming that just because _you_ are ignorant about a subject, everybody else must be ignorant about it too. Take your 10p and use it to buy a Ladybird book from Oxfam as the first step on the road to enlightenment.

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@Dangermouse

I have no idea why you think Gordon Brown is relevant, but precisely nothing in this paper questions any aspect of the settled science on global warming or the role of man-made CO2.

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@Graham Wilson

"Take the Big-C for example."

Statistics on the incidence, treatment and fatality rates for the most common cancers are available in easily downloadable form from cancer.org

Take half an hour to browse them and then come back and apologise for your ignorance.

Did a nerd bully you at school? Or were you just rubbish at science? There is surely some simple reason for your raving paranoia about science and scientists.

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@Goat Jam

The settling and later abandonment of Greenland had nothing to do with climate change. The name "green" was given by Erik the Red to encourage settlement - it was as inhospitable then as it is today. They sailed out, built some farms and churches, struggled for a while, then the trade routes fizzled out and they all went home again. It was a failed frontier enterprise and nothing more.

Read a history book.

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@Cheese

Don't you stride in here with your facts and your reasonableness. This is the hyperbole and conspiracy theory room, you terrible spoilsport.

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FACEPALM

REALLY MASSIVE SHOULDER HEAVING TRAGIC SIGHING HEAD SHAKING WTFing FACEPALM

Venice not in major peril after all - new research

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@tom 13

Annual human CO2 emissions are roughly 150 times the annual CO2 emissions from all (roughly 1500) active volcanoes on the planet.

http://volcano.oregonstate.edu/education/gases/man.html

There isn't a FAIL button big enough to illustrate quite how spectacularly wrong you are.

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@Goat Jam

Oh bravo. You can cut and paste from green-agenda and use condescending ad hominem arguments. [slow hand clap]

"You are too young to remember the "Climate Cooling" crisis of the 1970's I'd wager."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_cooling

"Does that pass for scientific evidence these days?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_opinion_on_climate_change

Allow me to save you some typing. Your next response will approximate this: "OMG LOLZORZ USING WIKIPEDIA AS A REFERENCE!!11eleven".

You're as predictable as Glasgow drizzle.

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@Anonymous Conspiracy Theorist

If the CSIRO are part of some gravy train conspiracy then how did they publish the article that this piece refers to? Babbling nonsense.

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Wakey wakey!

New Zealand (grand as it is) only makes up about .05% of the globe, so, even taking the average across the entire country, it is a very local climate. But it is getting warmer. And parts of it are getting drier and parts of it are getting wetter. And parts of it, no doubt, are getting an increased covering of bullshit. And, perhaps more pertinently, sheep shit.

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Still drizzly dull.

Lewis's job is to scour the internet for publications related to climate change and then select those examples that can be presented in terms that appear to gently undermine the prevailing understanding of the subject while ignoring the overwhelming number of publications which don't fit the editorial stance.

It's notable that he hasn't covered any other recent publications by CSIRO on the cost-effectiveness of alternative energy solutions, for example, or any of boffinTroccoli's previous work on climate change adaptation and mitigation.

It is called cherry picking and it is one of the oldest and cheapest tricks in the book. There's nothing particularly admirable about this sort of 'balanced' journalism.

Stand by for more big, windfarm-driven 'leccy price rises

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And the award for Most Daily Mail Clichés Squeezed into a Post goes to ...

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Nikon Coolpix P300 compact camera

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@Oscar Pops

I'm not sure this camera is aimed at people who post-process their pics. It has no RAW support and, as you say, it is bloated with gizmos like the panorama mode. I think it is more aimed at people who go more-or-less direct from camera to flickr or facebook or [insert whatever social network the cool kids are currently using]. Possibly with a brief stop-over in Picasa.

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Meh

"perfect" panoramas

It's a pretty good panorama but there are some obvious joins so I'm not sure you can call it "perfect". Although I do like the three-legged woman it has created towards the left of the 360 degree image.

The noise reduction isn't _too_ horrible at ISO 3200 but it does have the painterly splodge and crackle effect (technical jargon there) that you inevitably see on small sensor compacts.

I'm not sure this can be seen as a direct competitor to the S95 though since it lacks RAW support and manual focus. It is more like a high-quality point-and-shoot-and-upload camera.

(also: yay! a "meh" icon)

Smart Fortwo Electric Drive e-car

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@Daniel 4

Too many words. Too many upper case SHOUTIES. Not going to read. Sorry.

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@Daniel 4

There's no such offence as "jaywalking" in the UK. We trust adults to cross roads and we trust drivers to be aware of pedestrians.

The US has three times as many road fatalities per capita as the UK.

You might want to rethink your assumptions.

(we also teach children the difference between the contraction "you're" and the possessive pronoun "your" ... but that's probably not related to your inability to see pedestrians)

Samsung Galaxy S II dual core Android smartphone

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@N13L5

Oh I'm not arguing that facebook isn't a complete waste of time peopled by functionally illiterate skivers. I was just teasing the original poster. Facebook is probably one of the harbingers of the digital apocalypse.

(Although a small amount of pipl'ing suggests that you are also one of the feckless majority with a facebook account ... apologies for internet stalking)

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"write"

I suppose illiteracy is a pretty good reason to avoid online social networks.

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I vote

that the author give lazygamer a cut of the fee for the original article.

What do you mean this isn't a democracy?

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I read this twice

and all I could decipher was "I have no friends so social networking must be EVIL"

Panasonic Lumix DMC-GF2 micro four thirds camera

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Headmaster

Have _you_ looked up stereo?

A Blumlein pair does stereo from microphones that are zero inches apart. I'm not suggesting that this is using a Blumlein pair, or that the audio through the built-in mics is even particularly good, but you can certainly achieve stereo from two mics close together. You can even get a half-decent surround sound from a bunch of mics clustered together if you do some tricksy processing. Built-in mics are typically much crappier than a decent external mic, but they can certainly manage stereo.

I'm not sure why you think there's a problem with placing them both on the same side of the camera, either.

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No 3D video is a bit of a hole.

3D stills are not much more than a novelty and for many scenes you can knock them up relatively easily without a £250 stereo lens. And without the disadvantage of having the two lenses so close together. If it supported video then ... well it would still be a novelty ... but it would be a whizzier novelty than 3D stills.

Panasonic DMP-BDT310 Blu-ray player

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@Vladimir Plouzhnikov

So ... you have already gotten over it.

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Re: re: wind, when the crowd says bo-selecta.

"Why should I?"

Because there is very little chance that it will change and worrying about it isn't good for your blood pressure or general happiness.

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@Mad Hacker

I'm talking about the Arcam FMJ BDP100 Blu-ray Disc player. What are you talking about?

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WTF?

Arithmetic

Could you explain the arithmetic behind this 80% and the 80% given to the Arcam box earlier in the week? This is a quarter of the price, has more up-to-date (if arguably silly) features, supports a broader range of formats, and has better image processing. Which magic beans is it missing? Have they foolishly given it an average consumer price tag?

Arcam FMJ BDP100 Blu-ray Disc player

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Troll

Adolescent troll is adolescent.

Sent while trip trapping over your bridge.

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Not enough beans.

It costs serious research and development money to be an early adopter of technology these days. You can only do that if you're a Sony-sized company. If you are a small concern selling high-end niche products then realistically all you can do is wait a couple of years, buy some off-the-shelf components, and hope that there is enough margin for added value. In the case of amplifiers, this is probably still the case. In the case of digital gear like this (even if you buy into the much mentioned but seldom explained 'jitter' argument), then there probably isn't any margin at all. All you can do is stick on a different badge, a metal box and a high price tag. They become the techie equivalent of the DeLorean DMC-12.

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IT Angle

Processing wizardry.

If it is doing some whizzy post-processing, the review doesn't mention what it might be. It doesn't even mention what telly it was connected to for the test and what processing that might have been adding. Nor does it give any useful comparison with other kit beyond comparing the loading times with an unspecified Sony player.

This is a techie website. It shouldn't be too much to ask for reviews to contain the techie info. Sparkle and nuance are, in the nicest possible way, utterly meaningless.

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Dear YoYO, would you like to buy some efficacious medicinal compound?

It costs £89 a bottle and it has been tapped against a high end (luxury?) bench. As you are clearly a connoisseur of such high end aqueous solutions, your decision making process will not be to simply compare the crude chemical composition with that of ordinary water. I'm sure lots of "those" people would be wondering why you'd pay a premium for what you could simply pour out of a tap. That represents true intelligence.

Sent from my Acme hover boots.

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IT Angle

Magic beans.

"HD images sparkle with detail and believable, nuanced colour. "

Could you explain how these details and colours differ in any way at all from those produced by any other decoder?

If it is decoding the standard digital codecs from a standard BD then the digits that come out of the (standard, digital) HDMI cable ought to be exactly the same as the digits that come out of back of a (standard, digital) bluray player you can buy for 200 quid down at Tesco. The key words here are "digital" and "standard".

Am I missing some magic beans?

Archos 32 Android media player

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Skype

The other issue with skype video calls is that the video camera will be facing your netherparts rather than your face. Unless it's for _that_ kind of video call.

No memory expansion seems like the real dummkopf move. I don't know why anybody builds anything without a memory card slot these days. I'm expecting my next washing machine to have one.

(dear Ed: why isn't there a 'meh' icon between the thumbs up and down?)

Fujifilm Finepix X100 APS-C camera

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Agreed. Kinda sorta.

In terms of quality and depreciation and sheer camera-nerd enjoyment, you're absolutely right. But if you factor in a tenner a roll for film and processing then you don't need to shoot too many photos before the running costs head in favour of the digital option.

I love that they've given it a proper shutter cable thread though. Whoever decided to remove those from modern cameras was a charlatan of the worst colour.

Smartfish Whirl Laser Mouse

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Headmaster

@AC

Thus speaks the medical profession:

"Repetitive strain injury remains a controversial topic. The term repetitive strain injury includes specific disorders such as carpal tunnel syndrome, cubital tunnel syndrome, Guyon canal syndrome, lateral epicondylitis, and tendonitis of the wrist or hand. The diagnosis is usually made on the basis of history and clinical examination. Large high-quality studies using newer imaging techniques, such as MRI and ultrasonography are few. Consequently, the role of such imaging in diagnosis of upper limb disorders remains unclear. In many cases, no specific diagnosis can be established and complaints are labelled as non-specific." The Lancet, Volume 369, Issue 9575

I expressed no opinion one way or the other; I simply asked what research had been done to determine whether this device has any medical benefits.

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IT Angle

Repetitive which what?

According to The Medical Boffins, RSI either doesn't exist at all as an ailment, or is an unhelpfully broad term for a range of different pains that may or may not be related to the workplace.

So is there any actual science to support the medical efficacy of this gizmo?

Which type of injuries and pains is it supposed to relieve? And how does it purport to do it? And what tests were performed to determine whether it did it or not?

Otherwise, as the reviewer says, this is just a cheap mouse on a pivot. 70% seems overly generous for that sort of medicine wagon gimmickery.

2011 Ford Focus

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Innit tho?

I look forward to next week's review of my washing machine. It's also got computers innit in it innit.

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WTF?

re: Top Gear

At least the Focus can be sensibly described as hardware. About half the current reghardware reviews are for Android and iOS apps.

World's Biggest Pac-Man keeps growing

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Unhappy

Down with frivolity!

Bah humbug!

Facebook forced to reinstate snogging men pic

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Unhappy

Oh you poor wee lamb!

Are those awful big bullies snogging in public when not even your mum will kiss you?

Arcam FMJ AVR400 AV receiver

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The difference between those two cars is measurable.

The claimed superiority of the Arcam is purely subjective.

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FAIL

Any chance of some objective measurements?

And an objective (blind) comparison between this and the supposedly inferior Japanese alternatives?

Otherwise this review is just blather.

H2O water-powered shower radio

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Oh you swine.

I was just about to do another load of washing and you've ruined everything with your facts and your figures.

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Troll

I heat my water using the power of internet squabbling.

This thread alone has done a lovely hot bath and two loads of washing.

LG Optimus 2X dual core Android smartphone

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@jim coleman and his miraculous arithmetic horse

200 million? The last forecast I saw was about 75 million by the end of 2012 which is when it is predicted to overtake ios-based gadgets. Is this more "rhetoric" or are you simply plucking figures out of your backside?

The 600k figure is for downloads of a single app so represents a fraction of the number of people who are actually performing the perfectly simple act of updating the ROM on their phones. A perfectly simple act that you don't credit your immediate family with the intellectual agility to perform.

You didn't make a point in your original post, firm or otherwise. It was pure squeaky hyperbole coupled with a silly "apologists" ad hominem and some upper case squeaking.

Weak troll is weak.

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I think Jim Coleman is underestimating his mum.

Managing ROMs on an Android device using something like the deviously named and super secret "ROM Manager" app is, if you will forgive the complicated technical terminology, a complete piece of piss.

Given that the app has been downloaded over 600000 times, and taking your figure of 99.999% who would "no way!!!" use such a tool, that suggests that the android userbase must be around ten times the population of the planet.

Cool.

Wait ... hang on ... perhaps you're just talking shite.

Wind power: Even worse than you thought

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"A new analysis"?

That's a little generous. It's a vanity piece by somebody whose main business is photoshopping oo! scary! pictures of windmills onto pretty pastoral scenes:

http://www.syvisuals.co.uk/

and whose previous work on wind generation was subsequently demonstrated by independent analysis to be bordering on innumerate.

Why on earth are you reporting this as if it were a significant piece of research? Regardless of your personal position on wind generated electricity, this isn't research, it's purest propaganda.

Fight global warming with Asimov-style Psychohistory - profs

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@Michael 47

What contradictory evidence? What controversy?

The constructive and relevant debate is that held between scientists who work in appropriate disciplines and who publish their results in peer-reviewed journals. The outcome of that debate is a very strong consensus supporting man's role in climate change.

The other 'debate' involves an assortment of unqualified and unpublished lay people who dedicate their time to manufacturing controversies and whipping up paranoia and doubt on blogs while whimpering that there is some conspiracy preventing their voice from being heard.

If that second debate is enough to make you sceptical about the outcome of the first debate then you probably need to take a step back.

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