* Posts by TwoWolves

49 posts • joined 14 Jul 2009

Horton Hears an IPO: Hard work for Hadoop

TwoWolves

Horton isn't Hadoop

from an IPO perspective Horton isn't Hadoop. Anyone can come along and eat their lunch.

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Tim Cook: The classic iPod HAD TO DIE, and this is WHY

TwoWolves

Why not...

Make a new classic with SD storage but the same click-wheel interface and good battery life etc.

I feel betrayed by this axing and was only waiting for a larger capacity as my 2008 iPod is still working, as was almost every adult commuter I saw on the train this morning with an iPod classic. Its the grown-ups choice of music player as we can't afford our phones to die on us.

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Microsoft brings the CLOUD that GOES ON FOREVER

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Facepalm

Cheap System Image Backup

Is this the off-site backup solution I was looking for?

Only thing stopping me is upload time. Though somehow I have a feeling my server connections would keep "dropping".

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Speaking in Tech: Hey Satya. Have YOU relied on karma in YOUR career?

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'Think of the children', Putin tells startup-land

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Meh

I don't see a lot of difference between what he's proposing from what the EU and the US governments are doing or want to do with the internet. His assertion that the CIA (I think he's referring to Google) controls the internet is also not far wrong. It's just that he's the demon du jour so we are supposed to complain when he says something we hear our politicians say almost every day.

You should see the budgets the EU have for moulding our minds on the internet, or even charitable organisations that have mysterious wads of cash for this purpose. Internet freedom is already dead, let's just hope it doesn't get too much deader.

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Watch this! A webinar about Extended Hyper V Replica

TwoWolves

Hmmmm

I use Hyper-V at home on my Windows 8 pro workstation but I don't have a single client that uses Hyper-V. Cost I think is the factor.

How about letting home users access the video card for accelerated graphics you tight b*******?

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Brit IT workers are so stressed that 'TWO-THIRDS' want to quit

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Re: At times because of management's bad choices, not always because of the job

You just have to face facts. In 25 years of IT its always been the same, if you want to play with the cool kids you have to work in a start-up. Otherwise you have to use what the Enterprise are using - it can still be done right if everyone RTFM.

I have a family to feed.

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TwoWolves
WTF?

Re: At times because of management's bad choices, not always because of the job

So basically you're saying that the project was hell because it used Spring and Hibernate?

You need to man-up a bit mate, most of the enterprise is using these and while they aren't perfect hand-coding your CRUD isn't common now.

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But... you work in IT... Why aren't we RICH?

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About Spain

My wife is Spanish. All her relatives and friends out there strong-armed her into installing it as Spanish telcos charge a lot for texts and international calls. It's the same across much of Europe.

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India says HP and Infosys used window dressing to shrink tax bills

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WTF?

Errr....

Indian companies are so meticulous in paying their full taxes right?

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Intel confirms it will axe 5,400 workers in 2014

TwoWolves

Such a small dip in revenue

After years of good profits and the slightest blip triggers a cull?

Great place to work eh!

All hail the shareholders for they shall inherit the dividends.

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Bill Gates is once again the richest man on Earth

TwoWolves

Why don't we get an explanation of how he's got richer without working?

QE and other financial manipulations have ensured that the global super-wealthy have extended their wealth while the middle-class and poor have suffered.

I'm no socialist but I know corruption when I see it.

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How Britain could have invented the iPhone: And how the Quangocracy cocked it up

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FAIL

Re: Surprised that u r surprised?

Nevertheless they provided an environment that allowed them to flourish. You also seem to have forgotten the regular sponsorship of expeditions and botanical collections, proving once again the superiority of private enterprise..

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Holmes

Re: Surprised that u r surprised?

The aristocracy ceded power between the wars, a new elite run Britain.

As I recall during the period when the aristocracy ran things Britain had the most powerful empire in the world, launched the Industrial Revolution and pushed the boundaries of science and medicine to the point that they lifted millions around the world from poverty and disease. However the current elite don't like anyone pointing this out, let's call it "unfashionable".

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PC market staging a RECOVERY. (Only joking, it's through the floor)

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Meh

How are the stats collected?

Businesses are using virtual hosts now.

Enthusiasts are building them for gaming etc.

Are these use-cases collated?

Still PCs with OS'.

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The target: 25% of UK gov IT from small biz... The reality: Not even close

TwoWolves

Its the corruption, stupid!

They have other names for it but that's what it is.

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Palestinian Facebook flaw-finder getting $10,000 payday in online appeal

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Holmes

To all who attacked Steven Roper

I've got news for you. A lot of people in this world don't like each other, its probably never going to stop and no matter how hard you clap your hands the fairies are going to keep dying.

Attacking people who merely observe this is simply childish.

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Apple declares WAR on Spotify: iRadio bags streaming rights

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Re: Am I the only one?

Agreed. Personally it's the bit-rate that I can't stand.

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Inside Intel's Haswell: What do 1.4 BEELLION transistors get you?

TwoWolves
Unhappy

More complexity in those caches

Looks like my atomic locked threading primitives are going to need a whole new level of benchmarking again.

Damn.

More desktop cores please Intel, less tricks.

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Anonymous 'plonks' names, addresses of far-right EDL types on web

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Black Helicopters

Its war Jim, but not as we know it...

Did any of you actually read the article before you reached for the keyboard to blow-off your righteousness?

It's not clear where the leaked data came from but two hacktivist crews - ZHC (ZCompany Hacking Crew) from Pakistan and TeaMp0isoN - claim to have lifted membership lists after cracking into the EDL's website and forum, respectively.

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India's 2020 vision: a $10 BEELION software industry

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Devil

In 2020....

95% of the Indian population will still be living in poverty as the new middle class step over the destitute on their way to work.

Wealth distribution is a Western burden it seems. Outsourcing transfers national wealth from the poor of the West to the wealthy of the East, think about it before you sign that contract.

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IT salaries: Why you are a clapped-out Ferrari

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Re: Languages? Its not just that

The point he's making is that having learnt the new skill the really hard part is getting hired. Managers demand prior experience, end of.

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TwoWolves
Unhappy

Not worth it anymore

It takes a lot of hard work and determination to become a good developer. You need to be well motivated and self-study in your free time - a lot.

Employers don't want to pay for this, they want cheap because it looks good on paper.

Simply put, it just doesn't seem worth the effort anymore and that's dangerous for the industry because the same rot is affecting the developers in India now (where everyone want's to be a project manager).

I'm about to start a new contract gig and they are paying every developer the same rate. Somehow I doubt we will all be as productive or as knowledgeable.

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Public cloud will grow when experienced IT folks DIE

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Angel

The cloud is just a bunch of PCs in a rack. Did anyone tell him it's not fairies?

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India may can low cost Aakash tablet project

TwoWolves

Re: Why did they choose Datawind?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DataWind

Key people Suneet Tuli, CEO

Raja Tuli, Co-founder, CTO

David Elder,COO

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How UK gov's 'growth' measures are ALREADY killing the web

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Childcatcher

Conversely

A few years ago I built a website for a customer in the jewellery business and used a graphics designer friend to do the imagery. This friend used royalty free images gained from sites on the web that supply such images as "tasters" for their portfolios. These imaged were heavily cropped and shopped, as they say as part of the overall design.

Several years later I got an irate email from the client who had received a threatening letter from a large American company claiming copyright infringement for the images and requiring eye-popping fees for their use. We took them down.

Research revealed that the original company based in the UK that had provided the images royalty-free had been bought by the US company who was now on the warpath. I do think there needs to be some protection against this sort of behaviour.

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RBS and NatWest FAIL downs services across UK

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Holmes

Bloodbath of the Contractors

I don't suppose its anything to do with the current sacking-spree they are instigating across the board?

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Indian atomic boffins draw up plans for 50,000 TONNE magnet

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Mushroom

Bored of Space Already?

How are those space missions going now then?

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WTF is... Miracast?

TwoWolves
Pint

I don't hold out much hope

It’s a great idea but I have a nasty feeling that like most interoperability technologies it will take years for devices to seamlessly talk to each others as manufacturers dither and squabble.

I think the focus on mobile devices is wrong too. It would be better to be able to send my PC content to a screen over powerline/homeplug/WiFi as that's where I have my music, video and the most pixel-pushing grunt.

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Good news! UK IT jobs up. Bad news? They're with a bunch of bankers

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Facepalm

Does no correlate with experience

Myself and my whole team have just been given notice. All work is going to India.

This article doesn't agree with my experiences or those of colleagues in other banks right now who are in a similar position.

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Office 2013 now available for some home users

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Thumb Down

Stay with 2010

I've been using the Office 365 preview for the last month. While I'm quite happy with the move to the ribbon the colour schemes and flat-styling is dreadful to use, its very hard on the eyes and difficult to navigate. Office 2010 was perfect, I just don't know why they didn't stay with that design.

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Stroustrup on next-gen C++: I didn't want to let go of my baby

TwoWolves
Meh

Most of you just aren't listening to what he's [really] saying

C++ does seem to be the Marmite of the development community, I do wish people would keep calm about these things.

I have made a living as a consultant brought in usually at the last minute or after the fact to save projects that have gone awry for various reasons. These have been with a broad range of languages so over the years I've got to see the many ways that languages can be abused.

The problem with C++ is that it holds the mirror up to the face of the developer at an early stage, and a weak programmer is not likely to like what he sees. Other languages delude by hiding implementation weakness and its this obsequiousness that wins over generations of developers.

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Will Westerners soon be getting their IT direct from Asian players?

TwoWolves
Mushroom

I Remember...

When the Japs were going to take over the world and we were all going to have to learn Japanese.

As it turned out their economy imploded and it all went sour. The funny thing is, the whole China/India Asian tiger thing now looks ten times more unstable than the Japanese gadget empire ever did.

We may be crap but their crap is much crappier than our crap ever was. Even on a bad day.

Think I'll just wait for this to blow over thanks.

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Apple shares take biggest one-day hammering in 4 years

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FAIL

Very poor analysis.

Apple shares peaked in late September and have been on the way down since, baring some volatility on the way.

If that had anything to do with the company's performance then why does the plot for Google shares have pretty much the same shape??

Indeed, even the gold spot price has been on the wane since then.

There is a reason…

All these asset classes are "safe haven" instruments and with the financials in doubt since 2008 thanks to the crisis and now sovereigns in crisis thanks to the financials these "blue chip asset parks" have been more important than ever.

So why the big sell-off now you may ask?

Something wicked this way comes.

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Revealed: The gift that keeps on giving to Oracle ... is dying

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WTF?

Same Old, same old

My snake oil is better than his snake oil.

Blah, blah.

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Apple ships 'completely redesigned' iTunes 11

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Windows

Re: They KILLED COVERFLOW!

MS also killed aero flip (useful in an idle moment to vent frustration at windows in general). I see a pattern emerging here.

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How IT bosses turned the tables on our cushy consultancy gigs

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Mushroom

Re: An IT Manager's view

Then sack the bad and keep the good like you were paid to do instead of killing your business out of pure spite and frustration at your own lack of ability.

I'm a contractor who tried the greasy pole but I just ended up looking like a porcupine with all the daggers in my back from the likes of talentless lard like you.

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TwoWolves
Black Helicopters

Here we go again

Chronic middle management killed British industry and now the same mind-set is killing IT.

I'm not sure the country will have any means of survival after that.

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Windows 8: Is Microsoft's new OS too odd to handle?

TwoWolves
Mushroom

Seen it all before

Microsoft seem to have become what all large companies eventually become, bereft of any coherent leadership and ransomed by ambitious senior managers and their continual infighting. Steven Sinofsky seems to smell strongly of the latter as he has taken Microsoft from a very strong position with the immense popularity and acclaim of Windows 7 and vigorously thrown the baby out with the proverbial bath-water simply so he (and his internal followers) can try and steal some of Apple's thunder while getting the credit for it. I'm sure he will do a lot of harm to the company before he is ousted.

Internally Windows 8 is good but the removal of popular and attractive interface features was egotistical and unnecessary.

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Not a Cloud in my holiday sky

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FAIL

Providers and Manufacturers need to sort it out

3G roaming charges are still extortionate but worst of all you will get a tiny inclusive charge allowance (after which you require a mortgage) which because all your apps now expect a limitless cloud you will hit within 40 minutes of usage and come home to a shocking bill for sending a handful of text only emails to some clients.

P.S. I do find wireless telecoms much better in Spain [than France].

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Nvidia rides the Kepler wave, proves bean counters wrong

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Megaphone

All very lovely but support and tools for OpenCL are still disappearing between the cracks while CUDA is given the hard sell.

Listen up Nvidia - developers want to use OpenCL; we need portability!

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Outlook.com launch a gold rush for jokers, spammers

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Pint

I was quick off the mark but not quick enough (which seemed odd to me)

The name I wanted was gone so I grabbed a similar one. Nevermind, its not that important.

After reading it had a good iPad interface I was surprised to find it was little more that just text + box. Seems like they are taking the "clean and minimal" thing a bit far.

I see hubris ahead.

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Zuckerberg: Facebook phone "makes no sense"

TwoWolves
Holmes

There is much that makes no sense

To most of the people on this planet, and many of them use IT services in many forms on a regular basis, the whole "Twit-Face" social media obsession is an utterly childish waste of time.

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Anonymous takes the Kremlin offline in Putin protest

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Big Brother

Smoke and Mirrors

Given that they are in fact anonymous how do we know that this was perpetrated by them and not our own government(s)? Sometimes it seems to me that they have an incongruous collection of targets; I'd advise that we should not believe everything we read.

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Microsoft compares Amazon cloud to 'horseless carriage'

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Badgers

Narrow Band Strategy

Well it all makes perfect sense if you only judge your IT projects by cost, so should satisfy the current generation of useless, consistently failing project managers. For those old-school amongst us who like to deliver solutions I think the problems are abundantly clear and this little spat underlines them.

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Google: Oracle doctored that 'copied Java code'

TwoWolves
Stop

Grow up, the lot of you [two]

Looks like both these companies are behaving like fools. Can you imagine the benefit if you could compile Java code for Android to all concerned?

Besides where will this end? There are only so many ways simple algorithms can be expressed anyway. Can Google really not afford a few patent costs?

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New iPod crew: 'Phoney, futuristic, retro, doomed'

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FAIL

Missed the Ball

On the train this morning on my way to work I couldn't help but notice that all the commuter grown-ups were using iPod Classics of various generations. Adults need storage and a simple device that they can operate by touch - not with touch. Should have released a 250G Classic and if they drop it entirely it will kill the goose I tell you.

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The multicore future, and how to survive it

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Paris Hilton

Easy Really

All this talk about how hard parallel processing or multi-tasking software development is just a load of balderdash. I've never had any problem writing it and my code has stood the test of time in many client environments. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

The vendors want a paradigm that can be used by the outsourced, low-pay half-wits that the software houses favour. That's what this is all about but the reality is that with these sort of problems you require a specialised solution for every problem, that is you need to actually be reasonably smart and those horrid smart people demand a living wage for their efforts damn them.

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Office 2010 tech preview: Expect the expected

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Gates Horns

Little by little

Please can I just have word-wrap in the Outlook calendar month view? Is it too much to ask for? How many overpriced micro-updates am I going to have to pay for to get my crumb of useful improvement this time?

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