92 posts • joined 13 Jul 2009
I'm assuming he's accounting for the darknet that exists inside dark matter and runs on dark energy. Easy to see how that would round up to 90%
"Taking people that have no history of computer use, who grew up 100s of miles from the nearest PC, and whose entire family line were small holding farmers, and putting them in charge of your global IT infrastructure cannot end well."
That's a very harsh description of the Scottish population
Re: Decision time?
"Disabling the radio in a phone moving over 30kph would prevent the phone from being used on the bus/train/etc."
Damn you. God damn you all to hell.
This will not end well
The politicos said that grumble flick websites should require a credit card
Yeah let's encourage people to hand over their credit card details to pornographers, what could possibly go wrong?
"Aren't they a cesspool of female exploitation or something? I'm sure I read that recently."
They discriminate against those that are differently abled, specifically those lacking the ability to use a hula hoop
Re: Won't uninstall, help...
"In addition my ram is turning mauve."
I'd try penicillin for that
Re: Pope in believing in God shocker
God invented the internet
The Devil added the porn
Man liked the porn
Man made the internet faster
I've always used the free version of teamviewer. It allowed more than the logmein free version did at the time I tried it (maybe file transfers or some such can't really remember)
Re: Hello doctors
"Fiction alert! We have this thing called "fiction", which means that people make up stories right out of their imagination."
Doctors produce fiction as well.
Richard Smith, a member of the Royal College of Physicians working party that produced the recommendations, told the paper the limits were prompted by “a feeling that you had to say something”.
Re: Last week I chose between an Android phone and a Q5
Why not get a "nothing at all"?
It has all the features of a Q5 without any of the drawbacks, and as a bonus zero chance of infection
Re: I hear Blakes 7 is being made again. It could be so cool, but I bet it won't be.)
Hey they did a bang up job with the Tomorrow People reboot
Re: I don't know which are the bigger whores in this story.
I blame the punters who bought the story
Re: I don't think there's any overlap between Whovians and 1dimensionals.
Then your girls will be especially happy to watch the Doctor Who After party next Saturday which will have some "surprise" gatecrashers
Re: Pardon the pedantry...
Re: Worst infographic EVER
If you want the key, buy the book
Re: A witch! A witch!
In the interests of historical accuracy - how many of the witnesses would they drown, and was it everyone who had seen the witches or only those who gave evidence?
Re: My first hard drive..
I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, I had to back my data up with parchment and a quill
Seen this somewhere before
Re: Bloody luxury.
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
Re: That title is VERY misleading...
adviser on preventing sexualisation and commercialisation of childhood.
maybe MP Claire Perry can focus on getting a ban on the Mail's handy "All Grown Up" tag.
All your users are belong to someone else
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the T&Cs.
Operator: Instaport turn on.
Zuckerberg: All your photo are belong to us.
Zuckerberg: You have no chance to survive make me profit.
Captain: Move Flickr.
Captain: For great justice.
it should have pursued those issues during the voir dire part of jury selection
But according to:
"Samsung attached a portion of the jury selection process in which Hogan promises he can set aside his own understanding of patents and only use the judge's interpretation of the law and her instructions. But after the trial, Hogan and other jurors who gave interviews said that his experience helped them come to their decision"
So if he lied during voir dire how is that Samsungs fault?
Should have called it HK-Aerial
Re: If I were Judge Koh?
I'd just ban the sale of all Apple & Samsung products in the US until they grow up / settle out of court
“Is this the train to Faversham?”
I've found the simple answer to avoid embarassment is
Re: "Richard Branson"
Indeed, and how do we register the "public offence" this inclusion causes?
it also shows that the firm has an ... opinion of its customers' tech savvy
I think the article confuses insultingly poor with accurate
Re: Best get those scientists out there to do their research
Dolphin is much tastier
Yeah, if only someone would invent some form of portable device that allows you access to email whilst out of the office they would make a killing
Re: Criminal Charges?
Civil at the moment. the TL:DR version ends with:
It follows from my findings in relation to Mr Freeman, Mr Sullivan, Mr Marrow and Mr Steele that the papers in this case should be referred to the Director of Public Prosecutions with a view to any criminal proceedings against one or more of those persons that he might feel are appropriate
Judge was a little on the cold side
"Mr Waters' reliance on his medical condition to excuse him from responsibility ... and to explain his inability to participate at the trial ... was, on his own evidence, greatly exaggerated"
"After I had completed drafting most of this judgment, including in particular the section dealing with Mr Waters, I was informed that Mr Waters had died"
"I would merely observe that the causes of his death shown on his death certificate... seem at odds with the conditions which Mr Waters said that he suffered from at an earlier stage of these proceedings"
Entwistle had failed to enquire, or ask others to enquire
The fact that he needed to know was not known at the time that the now known need to know was known, and therefore those that needed to advise and inform him perhaps felt that the information that he needed as to whether to inform the highest authority of the known information was not yet known, and therefore there was no authority for the authority to be informed because the need to know was not, at that time, known or needed
Or just better than Australian beer?
or whatever that shrunken fondleslab may be dubbed.
How about the iNexus 7?
Re: Hahaha. What a guess.
but then the original El Reg article suggested "A swordfish is one possibility, since they are widely fished in the area, and a squid has also been mooted"
Re: A name-change required?
El Reg "seems to share the view that Germany is still ..."
"The EU prevented Germans invading anyone for record period..."
Maybe El' Reg can offer Abbas a job?
Every bit of kit I’ve ever owned has had a spare screw left over, It’s nice to see that Curiosity is no different.
... ensuring Australia has the skilled IT people it will need!
Does it cover the differences between pouring guinness and pouring lager?
Re: So what effect does this discovery have upon Omega?
Last I remember he was trapped in the anti matter universe
There is no vulnerability
They were simply holding it wrong
open a bakery for retraining vulnerable women.
Because once they know how to bake they're less likely to get?
I've noticed quite a few mapping tools don't equate the whole of the world with London
Ifyou type in N1 UK rather than N1 it should work fine.
Re: "content"? discontent
radiodownloader + dropbox + foldersync lite
Re: Nonsense fake numbers...
I suspect a Topper Hijack attempt
So what are the fair use limitations on the truely unlimited data then?
Re: In this article...
"a publicity stunt designed to generate more interest in the mission from children"
but It's a robot; on Mars; with laser cannons
Do they really need to pimp their rover to grab kids attention?
What is the total dollar amount that Apple is entitled to receive from Samsung ...
Jury speak for STFU
- Pics It's Google HQ - the British one: Reg man snaps covert shots INSIDE London offices
- The END of the FONDLESLAB KINGS? Apple and Samsung have reason to FEAR
- Put down that Oracle database patch: It could cost $23,000 per CPU
- White? Male? You work in tech? Let us guess ... Twitter? We KNEW it!
- Review Porsche Panamera S E-Hybrid: The plug-in for plutocrats