2569 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: The new Microsoft
"They will have been doing this for years."
"...running round desperately (and badly) copying Google and Apple several years later."
Re: Ditch Windows, save the planet?
"Probably them all..."
That explains the state of the economy in a nutshell then...
Re: One question...
Because each type of phage eats one type of bacteria- nothing like antibiotics.
Someone has been holding back research on these.
Anyone wonder why?
Re: Just an idea
Right and wrong.
The future doesn't have Microsoft in it
If it did,it wouldn't be the future- just a bad and more expensive version of the past. .
Re: No point in saying you like W8 around here.
You just get slagged off as a heretic...
It's official- Win 8 is a religion.
Fire at will!
Re: Ashamed to say
Pen, is envy?
Get a Mac or an A3 pad..Windows has no future in Germany.
Re: Ashamed to say
"Christ, these people who bitch about Win8 are computer illiterates."
And yet, not stupid enough to like it. Funny that,
Re: Annoying - and not the OS
"Stop whining! Enjoy the bounty."
Not where MS are trying to shove it.
Re: Mircosoft makes 'Productivity Software' sound like an xymoron
an xymoron - an idiot with a graph.
Re: A tard...
Perhaps he was channeling Troy Tempest?
Re: No internet for the rest of the month ?
Come on, it's 2013, get a better OS provider
Re: Microsoft Partner Downloads
Windows Servers running Windows Server?
Re: And the answer to the Ultimate Question...
There were more than one of him? Who knew...
Re: Frequencies on the up..
"... live or dead flesh - hopefully only the latter would be found in microwave ovens :-)"
Just wait a few minutes, then this is true for all cases...
Re: how RETRO
Don't let mmeier hear you say that...
A vain attempt by MS to keep people awake at their latest new cloud release...
No backdoors, unlike MSDOS...
Re: I hope Snowden didn't eat anything they might have given him
"That way if he died naturally..."
He wouldn't care any more...
Re: You can put lipstick on a pig....people like me.
Grandmas, Trolls & Fanbois, then.
Re: Humans need not apply
"Imperials" - it is a US company...
Re: So tell us Mr. Branson
To make you jealous.
Re: extra flame
"Oh, that's just for added coolness. :-)"
Extra heat, shurely...
Re: Awesome soundtrack
If you watch it with the sound off, I swear you can hear the Thunderbirds theme...
Re: "anyone got any bat's blood?"
Re: Gates should be canonized
Do you mean tied to the front of a cannon? Just wondering...
Re: 'What exactly was Rupert drinking?'
Whatever it was, it needs more hemlock. This, with crossbones --->
We'll all be 3d world countries soon...
Re: Is it clever enough....
Aarg! A Badgerpheasant!
It's coming right at us! Twat it!
Re: D'you know how much a set of horse shoes cost nowadays?
have you seen the cost of MS licences?
Haven't you got a wiki to polish?
Re: How appropriate!
Pitbull vs Bullshit!
Re: Who would queue up at midnight for this?
All night vigil- or deathwatch? Time will tell.
But it's probably the latter...
Vista drivers available that work
Re: "Like being crushed by a walrus that's fallen from a zeppelin low."
Can we have this as an new Reg measure of 'not likely to happen'?
Really how crap is the WIndows OS?
Re: I'm not a fast driver either BTW...
In a Passat? No...
Re: Well done
I blame the Department for Eduction.
Re: Why not...
You rotten swine, you...
Re: This is what happens...
If you're BillG's brother, perhaps...
So it seems.
Ah- that old chestnut.
Re: Microsoft planned a similar service
They replaced the satellites with a series of blimps.
Some of them are still in charge there.
Re: An "open plane" would just crash.
Which one; X, Y or Z?
How about a voice alert to remind Audi drivers-
To use their fucking indicators!
Re: A few other ingredients
"Shtop! This Ex-M$ beer is not ready!"
Re: It doesn't matter what browser you use.. @hplasm
"...do you realise that trotting out the same old crap here is likely to have zero effect..."
Indeed- see Microsoft sales.
It doesn't matter what browser you use..
If it is as shitty and unpatched as IE,that is.
No matter how much it is "improved", using it is like Groundhog Day.
Time after time, the same headline... you could use a rubber stamp.
Don't use it.
Re: Here we go again
"There are plenty of Nokias to be seen about on public transport in the City of London, and around the square mile..."
Which proves something- but I don't think it's as good as you might imagine...
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