Posts by hplasm
1786 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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Re: "Working at our company is tough. It calls for someone who can take the pain and suffering."
"Where do I apply!"
Microsoft PR Dept.
Posted in John McAfee 'captured'
Re: I bet he used ReiserFS
"The *chap* who wrote ReiserFS..."
That would be Reiser FFS!!
Re: Get the commercial ones for free anyways..
The banks may dole them out for free, but I bet they don't use them internally.
Re: Great work raising the money...
Sounds like the BMJ see an unwelcome rise in men actually visiting their doctors for a change.
Was it star shaped?
Or Chocolate starfish shaped...
But-
Cache is £, surely?
Re: So they sold...
"I said- you buy one, get three free!"
Re: Oh dear
"No, they just needed a new machine."
Not quite- they just were told they needed one.
Re: And this is why I'm an IT contractor
Nearly-
if the firm was making any money after the Chief's Bonuses are paid out they wouldn't have had to have the redundancies.
FTFY.
And
cougars behind the rest...
Re: Everything is relative
But that means they exist at the temperature of molten ice! Outrageous!
Re: Seriously!?
“So we’re going to spend five to ten minutes at the start of every lesson, and the same again at the end,getting out tools, sweeping up and putting things away again?"
Glad he wasn't my Woodwork teacher at school. Lazy git.
Re: Couple
Re:PS Sounds like the plot of Saturn 3...
Re: What they really need...
No, No, the hard part is teaching them to climb ladders with a stiffy.
there you go.
Death!
By boobie!
Gone, it be!
Global warming has melted it!
Or the ACID OCEAN has dissolved it!
Noes!!11
Re: But there is no concept of private property.
Thus: SPACE PIRATES!!
Yarr! *beep*
Re: demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…
...demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…
Sound like PIRATES to me.
Looks good.
Android, Apple and Blackberry. Plenty of competition there.
Oh and that other one. Never mind.
Re: How quaint
How quaint- it lives under a bridge, look!
Re: capable of doing what the bank needs.
Ego polishing, pure and simple.
It's bloody Barclays.
Posted in WIMP-seeking detector flooded
Re: How are they going to find dark matter underground?
Nightvision- that explains the photomultipliers.
The xenon is there to inhale and do Darth Vader impressions while they wait.
Re: Annoying bear thingies
Invented in Yorkshire...
Do they
have drop-down hands with guns in the wrists?
Re: Sorry, third world, you need to STAY POOR
But- you are neglecting the contribution of... Hippo farts.
Posted in Sam Sung found in Apple Store SHOCKER
Re: "Somec Unt"
Isn't there one of those high up in Nokia?
Wow
The sub header made my head spin.
Re: Don't get excited
It'll be one for the AREOLOGISTS history books.
You're welcome.
Re: April the 4th of September
A complex date indeed.
Re: Is the nursery closed today?
It's like having a picture book with furry pages.
Re: What Puzzles Me
It's compared to a bag of sugar.
Re:Windows 7 was a life boat
'Surface' is a submarine.
Dive dive dive.
Re: What's all the fuss about?
*Car Analogy Alert!*
Say you bought a car.
Would you be happy having to Pay Extra for a windcreen that was more than 10% transparent, ot a decent sized steering wheel before you could drive it as easily as your previous cars?
Baby ARM
Holding an Apple?
Re: Roger Irrelevant Writes...
You mean "My Very First Smartphone"
Re: Bugs...
I got stuck in the barrel room ;You got imprisoned in there, and to escape you had to get into a barrel and then dump it though the trap door into the river- do it without and you would drown. i threw the barrel out first one time, and could not proceed, so quit and reloaded from tape. This time when I was thrown into the room, there was no barrel, and it was never there ever after - this was without doing a game save- I have no idea what happened...
Re: Ignorant users
I think what you are saying is:-
Win 8. Windows for Monkeys.
Hmm.
Re: Outrageous
Leave Igors out of this!
"Oz boffin"
Is he called Bruce?
Re: Hey you, citizen! You really suck.
Roy would have been ok if he hadn't gone to Skaro.
The graphic-
looks like it will turn into Mr Sparkle at any moment.
So
Is the Cake true now or not? I forget...
It depends-
which end of the gut they go in...
Increased sales figures!
Every little helps...
Re: Is he married?
Or Stepford grade. more like.
Posted in Word wonks insist GIFs are really JIFs
Choosy Mothers choose Jiff
'Cause it starts with a 'J'.
Posted in Word wonks insist GIFs are really JIFs
Re: Was the vulture logo created by a jiffics artist on jiff paper?
No, Giraffic Artists on Giraffe paper.
In Giraffic Park.
Re: could be a small Dyson Sphere
Aha - A Dyson Ball. In a vacuum...
Yes.
Try again on Tuesday. About 2ish.
