2536 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Who would queue up at midnight for this?
All night vigil- or deathwatch? Time will tell.
But it's probably the latter...
Vista drivers available that work
Re: "Like being crushed by a walrus that's fallen from a zeppelin low."
Can we have this as an new Reg measure of 'not likely to happen'?
Really how crap is the WIndows OS?
Re: I'm not a fast driver either BTW...
In a Passat? No...
Re: Well done
I blame the Department for Eduction.
Re: Why not...
You rotten swine, you...
Re: This is what happens...
If you're BillG's brother, perhaps...
So it seems.
Ah- that old chestnut.
Re: Microsoft planned a similar service
They replaced the satellites with a series of blimps.
Some of them are still in charge there.
Re: An "open plane" would just crash.
Which one; X, Y or Z?
How about a voice alert to remind Audi drivers-
To use their fucking indicators!
Re: A few other ingredients
"Shtop! This Ex-M$ beer is not ready!"
Re: It doesn't matter what browser you use.. @hplasm
"...do you realise that trotting out the same old crap here is likely to have zero effect..."
Indeed- see Microsoft sales.
It doesn't matter what browser you use..
If it is as shitty and unpatched as IE,that is.
No matter how much it is "improved", using it is like Groundhog Day.
Time after time, the same headline... you could use a rubber stamp.
Don't use it.
Re: Here we go again
"There are plenty of Nokias to be seen about on public transport in the City of London, and around the square mile..."
Which proves something- but I don't think it's as good as you might imagine...
Re: WTF indeed.
Get back in Marketing.
I know that photo...
" the tech savvy who formed the queues"
A new spin on the words 'tech' and 'savvy' perhaps?
Re: Gliese 581d, getting there
"creatures that make velicoraptors look like koala bears by comparison."
I take it you're not aquainted with the Ob'enn, then?
Make Out Like a Pirate Day, in the US
Re: Will they want their own super-duper computer/
No need- the bit of seaweed works well!
I love the smell-
of PR spin in the morning.
It smells like....desperation.
Enough to see it as a threat?
Re: @Robin: financially viable ?
It's not like real vanilla grows on trees...
Re: Generating a lot of "EH"
Why cut MS some slack?
Just give them enough rope.
And a gag for the fanbois.
Where do you want to go today? WRONG ANSWER!
"Bring success to our company, this will not .."
Re: If it makes you feel any better
What if you just hide it under the bed?
You would need to buy a ladder...
'...staff felt "brutalised" by the system, which made them feel like "iPhone users"'
Seeing as the most arsey Programmers refer to themselves as "Developers", dos that mean we can ignore them on this most auspicious day?
They can get their own "Developers' Day" if they want one!
Re: Pay more for a plasticky inferior product?
So is my hovercraft. And my wombat has constipation.
Farmer contested that his cattle became delicious.
Things hide among it...
Re: Polish polish
It matches the two-position stand in the queue to buy them...
Re: I understand your point but........
A bit like that shitty "Extreme Makeover- Home edition" where 'Makeover' means Demolish and build a New One...
Re: How much does it cost?
And when he gets to "Tutting Turtle" ?
As people say about "First World Problems"
"You couldn't get away with "X" in $Country..."
Well things like this show just how far down the road to becoming $Country things are getting.
A Fasciometer, if you like.
Only if a Twunt is doing it.
Re: Anyone excited to see Balmer go
That's not my idea of a nightmare.
Re: Donor Facing Position
He's the guy that slices the greasy spinning meat-log.
Who's the replacement?
"Elop is, Elop is, Elop is."
We may need a Panto icon if this carries on...
Re: crippling the signal
Bars on the windows?
Re: And in other news...
Cakes are now being detained at Heathrow.
Re: Nokia submarines
You forgot your icon...
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