1786 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Re: "Working at our company is tough. It calls for someone who can take the pain and suffering."
"Where do I apply!"
Microsoft PR Dept.
Re: Get the commercial ones for free anyways..
The banks may dole them out for free, but I bet they don't use them internally.
Re: Great work raising the money...
Sounds like the BMJ see an unwelcome rise in men actually visiting their doctors for a change.
Was it star shaped?
Or Chocolate starfish shaped...
Cache is £, surely?
Re: Oh dear
"No, they just needed a new machine."
Not quite- they just were told they needed one.
Re: And this is why I'm an IT contractor
if the firm was making any money after the Chief's Bonuses are paid out they wouldn't have had to have the redundancies.
cougars behind the rest...
Re: Everything is relative
But that means they exist at the temperature of molten ice! Outrageous!
“So we’re going to spend five to ten minutes at the start of every lesson, and the same again at the end,getting out tools, sweeping up and putting things away again?"
Glad he wasn't my Woodwork teacher at school. Lazy git.
Re:PS Sounds like the plot of Saturn 3...
Re: What they really need...
No, No, the hard part is teaching them to climb ladders with a stiffy.
there you go.
Re: But there is no concept of private property.
Thus: SPACE PIRATES!!
Re: demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…
...demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…
Sound like PIRATES to me.
Android, Apple and Blackberry. Plenty of competition there.
Oh and that other one. Never mind.
Re: How quaint
How quaint- it lives under a bridge, look!
Re: Annoying bear thingies
Invented in Yorkshire...
have drop-down hands with guns in the wrists?
Re: Sorry, third world, you need to STAY POOR
But- you are neglecting the contribution of... Hippo farts.
The sub header made my head spin.
Re: Don't get excited
It'll be one for the AREOLOGISTS history books.
Re: April the 4th of September
A complex date indeed.
Re: Is the nursery closed today?
It's like having a picture book with furry pages.
Re: What Puzzles Me
It's compared to a bag of sugar.
Re:Windows 7 was a life boat
'Surface' is a submarine.
Dive dive dive.
Re: What's all the fuss about?
*Car Analogy Alert!*
Say you bought a car.
Would you be happy having to Pay Extra for a windcreen that was more than 10% transparent, ot a decent sized steering wheel before you could drive it as easily as your previous cars?
Holding an Apple?
Re: Roger Irrelevant Writes...
You mean "My Very First Smartphone"
I got stuck in the barrel room ;You got imprisoned in there, and to escape you had to get into a barrel and then dump it though the trap door into the river- do it without and you would drown. i threw the barrel out first one time, and could not proceed, so quit and reloaded from tape. This time when I was thrown into the room, there was no barrel, and it was never there ever after - this was without doing a game save- I have no idea what happened...
Re: Ignorant users
I think what you are saying is:-
Win 8. Windows for Monkeys.
Leave Igors out of this!
looks like it will turn into Mr Sparkle at any moment.
Is the Cake true now or not? I forget...
which end of the gut they go in...
Increased sales figures!
Every little helps...
Re: Is he married?
Or Stepford grade. more like.
Re: could be a small Dyson Sphere
Aha - A Dyson Ball. In a vacuum...
Try again on Tuesday. About 2ish.