Re: How about...
... a big picture of T May.
3725 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
... a big picture of T May.
This is better- Banana && Raspberry PI!
Really need to be put out to pasture.
"I'm fairly sure that:
A. Some one did a cost benefit analysis."
I'm fairly sure you are wrong on that count.
"PS. It says its a surface the OS isn't specified... it could be running Linux for all you know."
I would stake the GNP of the UK on it not.
What's wrong with paper, or ebony and ivory balls?
More £££ bleeding to MS by TPTB.
Looking at the High Street, the hippos are still living here...
MKUltra- Don't they make 13A plugs...?
"Any mysterious and invisible energy or substance in our environment..."
That makes me sad.
How about Pluto Zero?
No, no, no no,no!
It must be Planet Ten- else what of Planet X?
Also, no matter how large it is, it will probably be classed as a 'Dwarf, Elf or Gnome World.
Pluto is a bloody planet. Get over it. Planet #9.
"It should be dubbed SkyNet tho"
...to start that sentence with "chan-"
"US space flight firm World View has announced it'll be launching the balloon-lofted passenger podule from a new facility in its home state of Arizona, dubbed "Spaceport Tucson"."
just like LOHAN...
'OS' X, 10 , 1010 release.
It's this decade's 'Turbo'. Bloody lazy marketeers!
(Never mind anything '2000' either!!)
It's a cloud- but it's leaving rapidly...
""Jupiter's gone into Orion, and come into conjunction with Mars,
Saturn is wheeling across infinite space to its preordained place in the stars,
And I gaze at the planets in wonder, at the trouble and time they expend,
All to warn me to be careful, in dealings involving a friend"
so in short, you may want to take an umbrella with you tomorrow. Summary- Rain of Fire.
Seems like a mashup...
"They haven't enacted it, so how is it shooting themselves in the foot?"
That's what they do best. Infected PC? MS will kill it. Don't want your PC to die? Don't use MS.
Oh- that IS what you will do, isn't it?
"I used to visit this site to laugh with El Reg, now I laugh at you."
No, you didn't.
" "Pastafarian is not actually a religion. Rather it is a philosophy that mocks religion.""
Replace Pastafarian with any other religion and see what happens.
"Digital interface would be fingers poked in eyes surely"
Not if the digits are tightly packed...
"My I make make my fist available to your face?"
"but id much rather be blowing stuff up on Just Cause 3."
Cause Windows is a toy OS.
Where's the whiny manchild icon?
You can pull a caravan with your moped?
"At the very least we'll be ready for a big push when Microsoft follows Digital into self-inflicted oblivion."
And people mourn Digital going.
you mean- ook ook ook ook ook ?
"it is approximately the same risk that someone has when they do an every day task such as driving a car."
Well, if it ain't safe to have a drink, it ain't safe to go to work. I quit!
That, according to pterry* IS a particle accelerator- and seeing as it is chock full of knobs, could be called a Large Hardon Collider...
*Good Omens, + Neil Gaiman
The Future is here, and it is Chinese.
"Siri- what is Windows 10?"
Perhaps the Heavy water was damp?
Terrrrrsa May could pay for it, and claim it back on expenses?
Check your Government.
It seems that it does have Win 10.
Make of that what you may.
" me vomiting whilst a crewmate (or rather, flight attendant) pulls down my trousers and injects a syringe of anti-nausea medication into my buttock."
And people think a vegetarian option on air flights is progress.
How much extra would you pay for this service?
Tucking into waistband after passing over collar and tying a good old Windsor knot.
Stops the tip curling up, like Dilbert's... tie.
To the Moralist, all the human body is disgusting.
"So MSFT aren't allowed intellectual property rights?"
No, MSFT aren't allowed to own others intellectual property rights. Nor dictate them.
See! Who said the US never won anything?
Any decent tech capable of interstellar flight should have a usable lifetime measured in thousands of years- alien tech doubly so. Anything less, probably MoD spec'ced...
2016 should see 250 million devices running away from Windows 10
"There's no argument to be had. systemd is a pile of shit, end of."
systemd is a GIANT pile of shit, end of.
Apart from anything else- you are paying the same for half the service- if that.
The last feeble excuse for using Word over OO or LO!
- to trademark a grimace for the forthcoming TV series 'Ow! My balls!' ?