2597 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
It's a first-
The first rectangular stamp with rounded corners!
Re: I'd pass that test @PyLETS
Perfect case for wearing a GoogleGlass!
"Get back here and explain your actions to us"
That is something We should be saying to all of the MEPs and the unelected lot as well.
Re: Rejoice at that news
^^^ beer for this ^^^^
Who would want one?
Apart from iCarly.
(whoever that is...)
"The ability to form a pack of Chihauahas is insignificant next to the power of the ride-on lawnmower."
Ah, I see..
Just as Mr Creosote was the world's largest man, just before exploding.
And then they could film you getting run over by the reversing truck behind you...
"people are allowed opinions that differ from yours, you know, and shouldn't be shouted down, bullied or made to feel vain for wanting to..."
Sauce. Goose. Gander.
Re: don't get it
in the future, the lines will be drawn. Glasshole or just plain Arsehole.
Most people won't give a shit.
Re: HP knew...
No banana for you...
1.not feeling or showing surprise at something unexpected.
"UK-based price comparison site Foundem"
Re: Simple advice for Nadella
If Microsoft made cars, they would have a horse in the engine compartment.
MS - a one trick pony.
Re: Now That's what you get-
Oh, please yourselves...
Now That's what you get-
When you run (Red Flag) Linux!
Re: What the hell did they expect?
How do the more popular Linux setups approach this?
They let you choose what you want.
Re: Worst product name ever?
Re: It's rapidly getting so that you can't do anything without a phone
If vendor lock-in is your thing.
Diversity is good.
Re: Bitcoin IS tracable
Now now, you are talking tech here- it should be clear that it's not Billg's strong point, so you should cut him some slack here...
Re: Too late
"anyone who knows anything about the mobile phone industry is currently laughing at your naivety."
Not MS then?
As fitted to Hotblack Desiato's stuntship.
Full speed ahead!
Re: What's all this 'compensation' shite.
I agree! It seems that even dragging your arse out of bed in the morning is worthy of 'compensation' now.
Can you recommend anything that runs windows?
Re: BOVINES IN SPACE!!!!
Use square pigs instead!
Re: I'm On A Rant!
" if caught they would face a very substantial custodial sentence......"
And Hell would host the Winter Olympics.
Re: If there was any doubt
"it is a dangerous world and there are bad people that want to do terrible things to us, and we should keep voting them into power." said the out-of-touch Prime Minister today from his constituency on Neptune.
Re: We are the only people that care because ...
The management just walk in and say "Ah, that looks untidy. Can't you move it somewhere else or get rid of it and get something modern?!"
That did it- Buenos Aires is next!!
Re: Loopy Wankinmasta Martin Gregorie Anon Cluetard Boston Marathon Bombing
"unlike you - I have a clue."
"unlike you - I have froth on my chin."
"the wonderful gadgets filling our lives."
I thought you were droning on about Surface?
Stuff that doesn't matter?
Celebs are made of antimatter!
Seriously though, Death Rays!
(Sorry, I read That Post, above. I think it's catching...)
That is all.
Re:It's okay, they make a nice skateboard.
Until the wheels come off...
Re: Microsoft has a tablet out?
No, that would be ridiculous!
Re: OY You lot, over here.
They mustn't use it around here- not on the sheep anyway- as some of the bumblebees are as big as buses.
Cargo bees, I reckon.
Re: Telecom Italia had such junk before...
Telecom Italia- they make BT look good.
Re: > now you can touch up hot models in REAL LIFE
Or 'inappropriate behaviour',,,
Re: I've heard .....
Not sure about the magnet feet, but I'm certain it has many more arses than that, working for it.
You do know you sound like the meaningless half of a loud guy's phone call we can all hear, no?
The next war- 2018?
The suit will just need to be good enough to withstand a "well regulated militia"... if the survivalists can be bothered.
"Because if someone leaks Chinese secrets..."
Won't they be totally different by the time the info gets back to base?
Why? Because on the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.
Re: Wee in your phone
What a U turn! Makes a change from taking the piss out of Gate's products...
Tramp smells of latent energy ---
I can see his sprunger!
Re: You're allowed more booze than that.
As the physician who was asked to provide the maximum *allowed number of alcohol units for consumption freely admits to pulling the number out of his arse, then it follows that any critique of a subject's drinking that relies on these units is by definition , bollocks; when applied to a fictional character, doubly so.
*All hail Nanny!
Re: "I truly would love to know what's under that ice crust..."
Tentacles, that's what. great bolshy big ones, too, I reckon.
They'll have yer, mark my words...
Compatibility testing is anathema to MS and their adherents these days.
Re: high end porta-johns...
Buzzer goes off, punter pulls up pants and looks down into hole, only to see a small child splashing there below.
"Funny," he thinks, "I don't remember eating that..."
Re: Spoilsport though I know I'm being...
The message is obvious.
Re: Watch yer backs
"companies are already swarming round it like flies to shit..."
Because it's already dead?
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