2238 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Re: Russia ...claiming the North Pole
If they want it, they can bloody well haul it away. Otherwise...
Re: Own the box rent the motor (again)
This *could* work- but only when we live in cities like the Jetsons. Existing infrastructure wouldn't support it, it would be like bin-collection day every half-hour, every day.
I & D Smiths both -100
Re: Any one remember ...
POV displays. Clocks come to mind, but very popular on Instructables etc.
Re: Who will be first to discover Alien life here on earth ??
What colouri s your breath when you exhale?
Re: A text editor would be more attractive than Microsoft Office
Emacs or Vi?
"It is a pilot, the reason we are calling it a pilot..."
So we can blame 'pilot error' when it crashes and burns.
If you're on a plane, you might be in the cloud!
Re: I'm going on holidays in two weeks
Two weeks in Gitmo.
Re: "the Queen's selfies to the pool boy"
And yet you keep posting...
Re: @ Daniel B.
"unbuckle my belt, drop my pants and run."
Icon - because... :)
Re: Stock Market
Screw them right in their faces with a big greasy moose dick.
Carbon Trading my Arse!
It's a money-making scam.
The only way to reduce 'Carbon Footprints'' (FFS) is to ban Firewalking.
"Hundreds and hundreds of issues."
Not this week- what was he running- potato?
I smell porkies.
Re: "I was hoping the first Post-Eadon Patch Tuesday......
"..."brain-deads" actually used to upvote him...."
Windows buyers voting EADON UP?
Don't like shitty smells?
Don't try to cover them up- stop making shit in the first place!
" I bet we'd all be hearing a different tune if that was windows 8 in the title..."
But only 2 people would be affected, so why bother?
Re: Why are you suprised?
Except people might like to buy a Honda Civic with tractor tyres- that would be awesome!
Unlike DoggedOS, which is not.
Re: I'll believe in a conspiracy...
" You rarely if ever hear the phrase "ew, the new orange on this hammer is so yucky, what a horror. I'm going back to bashing nails in with my head", do you?"
You do when it turns out that the 'hammer' you thought you were buying turns out to be an orange on a stick.
Re: Eadon hols?
Eadon is Sinofsky - he had to go as the terms of his golden parachute kicked in.
Re: the difference between them and a mere mortal
Did they let you kiss their awesome behind?
Re: What is Sky Go?
SkyGo, SkyDrive, SkyTrain.
Next? SkyDive.... (we can hope...)
Re: WTF is a train conductor
It's like a Bus Conductor, but on a train, see?
Another nail in the MS Office Coffin...
Excellent! Full speed ahead, guys!
Re: So the "Vulcan" name was a bad candidate to begin with?
They must be out of their Vulcan minds!
Re: I'll make the obvious comment.
Re: More subtle than an axe
I see this as a public service, and a new way to enjoy boring train journeys!
Re: Yup. Just like bananas.
Bananas don't roll very well because they are bent and faceted. Clouds are bumpy and nebulous so they probably don't roll too well either.
You may well have a good point there!
Re: Having just spent today using one...
There will always be cheap laptops- not necessarily MS ones.
No Jihad on the moon with less than 8 D size though.
Using Windows- yes
Predicted mood- Unhappy/Angry.
Not rocket surgery, is it?
Where the fireball touches the ground- used to determine possible fallout.
In an emergency-
will they just use a pork sausage as a silencer?
In the beginning was the Horse...
Re: Might like to start with the House of Commons
Which strain? Red, Blue or Yellow.
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