2408 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: No internet for the rest of the month ?
Come on, it's 2013, get a better OS provider
Re: Microsoft Partner Downloads
Windows Servers running Windows Server?
Re: And the answer to the Ultimate Question...
There were more than one of him? Who knew...
Re: Frequencies on the up..
"... live or dead flesh - hopefully only the latter would be found in microwave ovens :-)"
Just wait a few minutes, then this is true for all cases...
Re: how RETRO
Don't let mmeier hear you say that...
A vain attempt by MS to keep people awake at their latest new cloud release...
No backdoors, unlike MSDOS...
Re: I hope Snowden didn't eat anything they might have given him
"That way if he died naturally..."
He wouldn't care any more...
Re: You can put lipstick on a pig....people like me.
Grandmas, Trolls & Fanbois, then.
Re: Humans need not apply
"Imperials" - it is a US company...
Re: So tell us Mr. Branson
To make you jealous.
Re: extra flame
"Oh, that's just for added coolness. :-)"
Extra heat, shurely...
Re: Awesome soundtrack
If you watch it with the sound off, I swear you can hear the Thunderbirds theme...
Re: "anyone got any bat's blood?"
Re: Gates should be canonized
Do you mean tied to the front of a cannon? Just wondering...
Re: 'What exactly was Rupert drinking?'
Whatever it was, it needs more hemlock. This, with crossbones --->
We'll all be 3d world countries soon...
Re: Is it clever enough....
Aarg! A Badgerpheasant!
It's coming right at us! Twat it!
Re: D'you know how much a set of horse shoes cost nowadays?
have you seen the cost of MS licences?
Haven't you got a wiki to polish?
Re: How appropriate!
Pitbull vs Bullshit!
Re: Who would queue up at midnight for this?
All night vigil- or deathwatch? Time will tell.
But it's probably the latter...
Vista drivers available that work
Re: "Like being crushed by a walrus that's fallen from a zeppelin low."
Can we have this as an new Reg measure of 'not likely to happen'?
Really how crap is the WIndows OS?
Re: I'm not a fast driver either BTW...
In a Passat? No...
Re: Well done
I blame the Department for Eduction.
Re: Why not...
You rotten swine, you...
Re: This is what happens...
If you're BillG's brother, perhaps...
So it seems.
Ah- that old chestnut.
Re: Microsoft planned a similar service
They replaced the satellites with a series of blimps.
Some of them are still in charge there.
Re: An "open plane" would just crash.
Which one; X, Y or Z?
How about a voice alert to remind Audi drivers-
To use their fucking indicators!
Re: A few other ingredients
"Shtop! This Ex-M$ beer is not ready!"
Re: It doesn't matter what browser you use.. @hplasm
"...do you realise that trotting out the same old crap here is likely to have zero effect..."
Indeed- see Microsoft sales.
It doesn't matter what browser you use..
If it is as shitty and unpatched as IE,that is.
No matter how much it is "improved", using it is like Groundhog Day.
Time after time, the same headline... you could use a rubber stamp.
Don't use it.
Re: Here we go again
"There are plenty of Nokias to be seen about on public transport in the City of London, and around the square mile..."
Which proves something- but I don't think it's as good as you might imagine...
Re: WTF indeed.
Get back in Marketing.
I know that photo...
" the tech savvy who formed the queues"
A new spin on the words 'tech' and 'savvy' perhaps?
Re: Gliese 581d, getting there
"creatures that make velicoraptors look like koala bears by comparison."
I take it you're not aquainted with the Ob'enn, then?
Make Out Like a Pirate Day, in the US
Re: Will they want their own super-duper computer/
No need- the bit of seaweed works well!
I love the smell-
of PR spin in the morning.
It smells like....desperation.
Enough to see it as a threat?
Re: @Robin: financially viable ?
It's not like real vanilla grows on trees...
Re: Generating a lot of "EH"
Why cut MS some slack?
Just give them enough rope.
And a gag for the fanbois.
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