2566 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Holy Cow...
The SWAT team is to keep the flies off the products...
The shape of things to come?
"...a range of projects involving marketing, media and compete"
'compete' is not a thing.
Not a good start.
Microsoft Research co-develops cloud data scrambler -
Calls it 'Azure'.
"Three Person Fallibility Constant"
That has always proved to be true, in every group I've been involved in of three persons or fewer.
The shark is lurking in the bath; last place you would expect one.
'Merkins face merkins.
Re: Warming Occurring Rapidly Despite Pine Forests
We REALLY need a Zealot icon.
can't be very good at bleaching. The same goes double for coloured bleach, pink or blue etc.
Carry a warning label in California.
Re: It's a Buyout.
It's a deposit of 744,408 BTC- unfortunately they were faulty when mined and had a -ve sign...
Sauce for the goose.-
Legalise hacking USA servers.
If that doesn't work, invalidate US patents in EU.
If that fails, invalidate US copyright in EU.
Re: Shamone, motherfucker!
"No, that's ignorant! Woo-hooo!!"
Re: Not always true
Isn't that because they are mostly displaced Scousers?
be excellent to each other!
Re: @ jake
There are dozens, if not hundreds of disorganised religions out there- but nobody knows where they meet, or when...
@ Steve Todd
I think you dropped this...
It's a subtle fix for Apple maps...
Can't burn them any more. What is a true believer to do?
Re: Missed an actual selling point there, Andrew
Windows Phone toting nerds?
It's a first-
The first rectangular stamp with rounded corners!
Re: I'd pass that test @PyLETS
Perfect case for wearing a GoogleGlass!
"Get back here and explain your actions to us"
That is something We should be saying to all of the MEPs and the unelected lot as well.
Re: Rejoice at that news
^^^ beer for this ^^^^
Who would want one?
Apart from iCarly.
(whoever that is...)
"The ability to form a pack of Chihauahas is insignificant next to the power of the ride-on lawnmower."
Ah, I see..
Just as Mr Creosote was the world's largest man, just before exploding.
And then they could film you getting run over by the reversing truck behind you...
"people are allowed opinions that differ from yours, you know, and shouldn't be shouted down, bullied or made to feel vain for wanting to..."
Sauce. Goose. Gander.
Re: don't get it
in the future, the lines will be drawn. Glasshole or just plain Arsehole.
Most people won't give a shit.
Re: HP knew...
No banana for you...
1.not feeling or showing surprise at something unexpected.
"UK-based price comparison site Foundem"
Re: Simple advice for Nadella
If Microsoft made cars, they would have a horse in the engine compartment.
MS - a one trick pony.
Re: Now That's what you get-
Oh, please yourselves...
Now That's what you get-
When you run (Red Flag) Linux!
Re: What the hell did they expect?
How do the more popular Linux setups approach this?
They let you choose what you want.
Re: Worst product name ever?
Re: It's rapidly getting so that you can't do anything without a phone
If vendor lock-in is your thing.
Diversity is good.
Re: Bitcoin IS tracable
Now now, you are talking tech here- it should be clear that it's not Billg's strong point, so you should cut him some slack here...
Re: Too late
"anyone who knows anything about the mobile phone industry is currently laughing at your naivety."
Not MS then?
As fitted to Hotblack Desiato's stuntship.
Full speed ahead!
Re: What's all this 'compensation' shite.
I agree! It seems that even dragging your arse out of bed in the morning is worthy of 'compensation' now.
Can you recommend anything that runs windows?
Re: BOVINES IN SPACE!!!!
Use square pigs instead!
Re: I'm On A Rant!
" if caught they would face a very substantial custodial sentence......"
And Hell would host the Winter Olympics.
Re: If there was any doubt
"it is a dangerous world and there are bad people that want to do terrible things to us, and we should keep voting them into power." said the out-of-touch Prime Minister today from his constituency on Neptune.
Re: We are the only people that care because ...
The management just walk in and say "Ah, that looks untidy. Can't you move it somewhere else or get rid of it and get something modern?!"
That did it- Buenos Aires is next!!
Re: Loopy Wankinmasta Martin Gregorie Anon Cluetard Boston Marathon Bombing
"unlike you - I have a clue."
"unlike you - I have froth on my chin."
"the wonderful gadgets filling our lives."
I thought you were droning on about Surface?
Stuff that doesn't matter?
Celebs are made of antimatter!
Seriously though, Death Rays!
(Sorry, I read That Post, above. I think it's catching...)