2600 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: not the most important question
Re: There's a news article on this?
"Guess what, it's a big world out there and we like this little thing called 'Choice'."
Lock-in beats Choice like Lizard beats Spock.
It is inevitable.
1) It's "Ghengis Khaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!"
We are talking PC nerds (and MAC nerds and *NIX nerds) after all...
Re: All it was missing...
didn't you see the tiny, legless figure burning and waving his arm?
Beware! The clutching continues!!
Re: Zeppelin NT?
Zeppelin 8x yet to take off...
Re: Tinfoil hat
"But at least it is a stylish cop, right?"
Crockett or Tubbs?
So effiing what If a man is looking at anything, do you really think they want to see adverts for anything?
Re: Apple are to computers as
Fisher Price? I thought that was MS?
Re: @Matt: reasons to switch away from Windows
"...The vast majority of enterprises require a) documents to be interchanged seemlessly and look the same at source and destination"
That's MS Office out of the game then.
Re: "... the right Office for everyone . . ."
OpenOffice or LibreOffice?
Re: Minor correction
In this case, Target is a target.
re:"I am against nuke plants, vehemently..."
At least Amazon don't try to sell you new-fangled stocking looms or anything like that...
Re: We are not spying on you, honestly
We are not spying on you, honestly
Re: What does it say if you're running, say, Win98?
"Wake up, Neo. the Matrix has you. Follow the White Rabbit"
“When you have a lot of money, it allows you to go down a lot of dead ends,”
Re: I prefer to celebrate Pie day.
Pi day? e! (by gum)
It's come up from beneath- where Satan lives.
Re: needle nose mole grips
Nothing better for those tricky star-nosed moles...
A lot of moaning about this article...
Must be from software 'engineers'...
Re: Uh ...
"Cul-de-sacs are legendarily considered peaceful havens of tranquility"
...until you try to dare to park in one...
curtain twitching begins...
Re: Protocol breakdown by traffic
Re: Macs ARE PCs.
Most 'users' call it 'The hard drive'... grr.
Re: Windows 9?
Unless Win 9 is tomorrow's Vista.
Re: If my algorithm finds a solid gold asteroid...
Certainly- just as the price of gold crashes...
Of course it's not there-
It swanned off to Alderaan...
Re: Matrix Broad?
Veroboard, you insensitive clod!
Re: Arrghgghghghg MAAPLIIIIIIIIIIIN
I think that was Arthur C Clarke, Tales of the White Hart - but I could be wrong.
If I am, just read that anyway- it's well worth it!
Re: Two way adapters
"...if you ask her where she's put it, wherever she says, it will not be there."
What- you don't get "I haven't touched it." Even if if you saw her with it?
Re:Molesworth/Peason atom smasher
Apply the boost! Flog the reactor!
Why did i not marry a mekanic, etc?
"...will any of those do?"
No, they are mine. I have dibs.
Re: The guy
So- Fester or Vector? Don't make me choose!
Better shoot them both to be sure...
"We need to drive across all our work"
Which explains the smell of roadkilll.
Re: The shape of things to come?
...you're not going to have a good time in corporate strategy discussions."
How true; familiarity with MBA bullshit notwithstanding.
Re: Holy Cow...
The SWAT team is to keep the flies off the products...
The shape of things to come?
"...a range of projects involving marketing, media and compete"
'compete' is not a thing.
Not a good start.
Microsoft Research co-develops cloud data scrambler -
Calls it 'Azure'.
"Three Person Fallibility Constant"
That has always proved to be true, in every group I've been involved in of three persons or fewer.
The shark is lurking in the bath; last place you would expect one.
'Merkins face merkins.
Re: Warming Occurring Rapidly Despite Pine Forests
We REALLY need a Zealot icon.
can't be very good at bleaching. The same goes double for coloured bleach, pink or blue etc.
Carry a warning label in California.
Re: It's a Buyout.
It's a deposit of 744,408 BTC- unfortunately they were faulty when mined and had a -ve sign...
Sauce for the goose.-
Legalise hacking USA servers.
If that doesn't work, invalidate US patents in EU.
If that fails, invalidate US copyright in EU.
Re: Shamone, motherfucker!
"No, that's ignorant! Woo-hooo!!"
Re: Not always true
Isn't that because they are mostly displaced Scousers?
be excellent to each other!
Re: @ jake
There are dozens, if not hundreds of disorganised religions out there- but nobody knows where they meet, or when...
@ Steve Todd
I think you dropped this...
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