Re: How about in Thai?
ไข่หมา - literally meaning 'egg dog'
2657 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
ไข่หมา - literally meaning 'egg dog'
To be renamed 'South Park'...
"What's wrong with the Royal Family?"
That's a whole new kettle of worms.
Isn't a hamlet a baconated piglet?
TFM says This is a Developers Version.
Then- We've done as much as we can with it. See what you can fix for us. Thanks. MS.
"...just as long as it works for them"
So not at the moment then?
Yes, but only the one with Captain Archer.
Hahahah... Nice one.
In other news: Win9 ALREADY obsolete!
Do they all end with "Exit through the bridge shop"?
And a checkered band- it needs a checkered band, just below the nose cone!
Got a toilet door, AC?
I want a USB oven!
Which might be on the left, or the right hand side..or the top; which may be underneath.
"Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows 2000?"
Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows ?
To avoid time-travel problems!
It's not gravity, it's the ground trying to kill you.
"... they would have been clustered around smokers in the deep ocean..."
So after the apocalypse, life will begin again outside offices and in shelters outside of pubs.
Sadly the other camera fell right in the dark centre of the other of the two luminous rings,which were briefly projected at the rover from a strange rocky projection on the far hilltop.
Together with the luminous circles was a very deep audio signal that was also unfortunately missed by the onboard microphone, apparently wittering on about something concerning 'Mysterons' or some such gibberish... probably just the Martian wind...
Now back to NASA spokesperson, Captain Black, in Mission Control.
Repeat after me:- The Web is not The Net.
I had the free service- it worked, then stopped.
I started again, and paid. It stopped working. I contacted them.
I gave up on Dying DNS.
But they do... clean it, right?
Isn't that the same technique that gave us TIFKAM?
You have 13" eyes? Are you a squid?
"We are not the modern equivalent of car-fiddling 20 somethings who brag about tiny inconsequential tweaks that took hours to sort out."
So stop installing 3d party fixes for W8's shortcomings and bragging about it.
All cables have the plug on upside-down. It's a natural law.
Ha- beat me to it- German techno Band...
Original desktop too hard for some people, it seems; love W8...
MS- you are just being Siri now.
Holly has an IQ of 5000.
We all know how that turned out.
So- are the leggy fuckers toxic, or not?
" Which will look amazingly like Win 8.1 but without the suck."
The look is a major part of the suck. It is tightly integrated...
"Can Ubuntu control a lathe?"
Yes, it can.
The Win9 Start Button will probably just be a PayPal button that says "Give cash to Microsoft".
And you'll have to press it on a daily basis.
It's breaking, bad. (ly)
"We have filed a request with the government in the hope of launching our own petition demanding that British politicians ban the use emojis altogether."
"Like performance and security features - yeah what a waste of time."
Well it's not like they actually did anything...
You're welcome. Please pass on our complements to your countrymen in Redmond for their comedy stylings also.
$500,000 would get them the Smart Price or Tesco Value branding- that would be better.
MS Office- Crap yesterday, crap tomorrow. You can rely on it.
Round up all the users in the centre of a field and put a big chain around them.
"It was pretty obvious that Microsoft software was designed"
Ah- I can see your problem right there...
It'll be fine unless a Trenco or a zwilnik's bomb gets under the leading edge...
My list of people who can Fuck Right Off grows daily.
Ledgett is on it.
Diggin' this 'ole
'Ole in the ground,
Big and sort of round it was-
And then I found myself surrounded by the Plod, M'lud.
ISIS will make the machines more expensive, as each one has to hold a copy of the link-state routing table...