2403 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
I had one of these-
But it cost 50p and squirted water out of the hole when you squeezed it.
Now it's here!
Selling banking- run!
Re: BOFFINS: BILLIONS OF EARTH-LIKE LIFE-FRIENDLY ALIEN WORLDS IN GALAXY
"... Itanium; it is NOT in the periodic table of elements."
oddly, neither is Euphonium- the element all 'brass' instruments are made of...
Perhaps they are more common on these other Earths?
Re: Is there anybody who approves of this?
"...but glue is lighter than any fastener that would stand the strain."
If Apple was as smart as they like people to think they are, then they would design clips to hold everything together that are part of the case and fittings, strong and light, and would be seen as elegant solutions.
Instead- bodge it with glue like a 4-year old's macaroni picture.
Re: For this aircraft to be built....
"...it will need a justification. A justification in terms of a threat."
A threat like refusing the US any more credit?
My old WiFi-only iPad 3 listed on eBay now for £250 give or take some.
8am until 9am
was spent in the nearest coffee shop, talking about the new iPad.
And drinking latte.
Annoying Ac is annoying.
Nothing to say?
After the Galactic Coalescence-
Of the Smith Cloud and our own Galaxy, the rise of Boskonia was inevitable.
Space Pirates --->
Re: has to be
I couldn't eat a whole Mars...
they don't fail to Surface (RT).
Re: What's in a zero anyways?
Before you 'loose the cloud', at least be polite and open the window.
Re: That endoskeleton...
This will appeal to Tetris addicts then!
Re: Genuine Question:
Hot melt glue is the devil's jizz.
It's just not very good. Batteries might just fall out after a few years.
However, bear in mind the metal content of all of those screws - recyclers are interested in gold plating, for instance, and that can be microns thick.
Re: Less likely
"I haff a plan- an Escape Plan..."
An award has been awarded!
For the world's longest oxmoron-
"...an indispensable tool like any other MS Office tool"
unless you know otherwise!
No, it's a small fluffy bum.
Re:Tell me, does the Surface still run Windows 8?
Up until the next upgrade...
...rivals are now quivering in the shadow of the new Surface machines.
Trying not to laugh out loud...
Re:I. Just. Need. Shit. To. Work.
And now you have some.
Student of Mouster Po.
Re: So teach them the words...
The fish hum because they are ... Surströmming!
Can't wait for the ink to dry on this one.
Just before the Govt decide to make such Car-park CCTV illegal.
Re: Fanboi is as fanboi does
"Somewhat surprisingly, one problem highlighted by McKinsey was interoperability with some office documents. But it was clearly noted that a simple update on all Linux desktops to the latest versions of OpenOffice could fix that particular issue.
A second study last year by the consultancy group found that a shift to a pure Windows environment on the German Foreign Office's desktop computers would be costly and work-intensive"
Facts, eh. Just as inconvenient as 'OOXML is a Standard' Standards...
I hope that-
is true for "pro-sumer" too.
Fanboi is as fanboi does
"...as the Germans found out when they tried the switch. Epic fail."
"A person who make a decision based on ideology or dogma is zealot aka "Fanboi"."
Yes, you do seem to fit the criteria of your own argument.
Re: MS will win
"OOXML (an ISO standard no less)"
Don't make me laugh, Fanboi.
Cheap good quality crap sells better than expensive low quality crap. Wow.
Apple still does well too with expensive high quality crap.
What was that word- fragmentation? Looks like MS has that to worry about, more than Android.
And landfill- another word that fits their disposable unloved slabs better than the competition.
Re: What a strange concept of pleasure you must have
"I can honestly say I've never enjoyed anything sufficiently to soil my underwear."
Then you have never had a decent curry.
Probably the ones with a similar size and mass...
Re: If only someone had told them..
"This is one side of a horse. the other side is much the same."
As any fule kno...
Well, it doesn't have many fans outside of it...
Well, gods don't run Windows.
Re: The new Microsoft
"They will have been doing this for years."
"...running round desperately (and badly) copying Google and Apple several years later."
Re: Ditch Windows, save the planet?
"Probably them all..."
That explains the state of the economy in a nutshell then...
Re: One question...
Because each type of phage eats one type of bacteria- nothing like antibiotics.
Someone has been holding back research on these.
Anyone wonder why?
Re: Just an idea
Right and wrong.
The future doesn't have Microsoft in it
If it did,it wouldn't be the future- just a bad and more expensive version of the past. .
Re: No point in saying you like W8 around here.
You just get slagged off as a heretic...
It's official- Win 8 is a religion.
Fire at will!
Re: Ashamed to say
Pen, is envy?
Get a Mac or an A3 pad..Windows has no future in Germany.
Re: Ashamed to say
"Christ, these people who bitch about Win8 are computer illiterates."
And yet, not stupid enough to like it. Funny that,
Re: Annoying - and not the OS
"Stop whining! Enjoy the bounty."
Not where MS are trying to shove it.
Re: Mircosoft makes 'Productivity Software' sound like an xymoron
an xymoron - an idiot with a graph.
Re: A tard...
Perhaps he was channeling Troy Tempest?
Re: No internet for the rest of the month ?
Come on, it's 2013, get a better OS provider
Re: Microsoft Partner Downloads
Windows Servers running Windows Server?
Re: And the answer to the Ultimate Question...
There were more than one of him? Who knew...
Re: Frequencies on the up..
"... live or dead flesh - hopefully only the latter would be found in microwave ovens :-)"
Just wait a few minutes, then this is true for all cases...
Re: how RETRO
Don't let mmeier hear you say that...
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
- Analysis Oh no, Joe: WinPhone users already griping over 8.1 mega-update
- Leaked pics show EMBIGGENED iPhone 6 screen
- Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning
- OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs