How about Stalk.
2811 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
How about Stalk.
"...map of earth with north at the top is a man-man view of the world ..."
But if North isn't at the top, the writing is upside-down...
Wow. It is an accurate test-bed then?
"Simon is my hero. He says and does all of the things we wish we could say and do."
-more than just once...
Following on from the loss of Antares, the very sad loss of a test pilot for Virgin.
My thoughts are with his family, the survivor and his kin, and with Mr Branson, and his staff who I know will feel this deeply.
Honour goes to those who put themselves forward to see what lies over the horizon.
The list of the brave has sadly gained another name on the Wall of remembrance.
Ad astra per ardua.
No-one ever said it would be easy. Sometimes it can be very hard indeed.
True...yes, you may well be...neither would I.
Flame retardant polyester slacks?
"Last time I tried Linux and attempted to install Firefox..."
Meanwhile, in the 21st Century...
Sindbad ditches Old Man of the Sea, escapes to a Prosperous Future Life.
"It is because a large segment of the population isn't Christian."
But neither are they related to Pilgrims...
All Powerpoint docs should be treated as somewhat malicious...
it's a seething radioactive hell - you can't take nuclear power out there and pollute it!
"breed some squid...They are smaller than us..."
Jesus- how big are you?
"Who advises the idiots in charge, more idiots?"
It seems that it is idiots all the way down.
"...a fleet of small drone aircraft moving closer and then tightening nuts and lubing aileron actuators, as they flew along."
Now that would be cool!
"... or why crayons couldn't be used to design something that changes the world."
You always manage to get Windows Metro in somehow...
Sheep eat grass.
Is dustbin day...
"Actually there is a very clear and well defined line."
Thanks for that. Now will someone please inform these fuckers in charge? Ta.
France declares war on Internet for not being all in French.
You do know what they say about Edinburghers in Aberdeen, don't you?
"Nope, no British cakes are subject to laws restricting where they can be made."
It's an outrage, I tell you! What good is the EU then?
Meh- Mostly Cheshire. Southern softies, hardly grim at all.
But if you use "Windows" they sic the DMCA on you.
So Winblows, Microsucks etc seem to be legitimate alternatives...
What you do when pissed.
"What's a lepricorn?"
One of the new Astrological signs for left handed people.
“Insiders” have delivered “over 200,000” pieces of feedback.
A lot of keystrokes, there.
"Microsoft have over a third of reported on web sites on the planet running IIS."
Just what is the colour of the sky on your planet, anyway? Most of the IIS servers that aren't just linkfarms are probably needed to host the 'help' files for the atrocious ribbon based Windows applications.
A GNU Herd thing?
MS can't stop producing the Surface because of the 'tiles' concept.
Ballmer needs enough units to tile the roof of his stadium.
We are at war with the USA government. We have always been at war with the USA government.
Nice of them to finally tell us.
"I know that always working 16 hours a day without receiving overtime pay has taken its toll on my looks, but... if that's what is on offer, you can stick your job up your bum. I don't work for nothing. I'm an engineer, not an idiot."
Funny how you never see them both together...
and call it Microsoft Zero.
And the lunar jumping over...
It's Windroids salivating and Fisher-Price Programmers rushing to comment.
Will they get here before the exploit is patched...
I suggest TOR honeypots filled with Stuxnet derivatives.
Let the FBI eat cake.
Still not ready for the desktop.
IIRC there was once a ceratin type of high speed line printer that did tend to catch fire in the event of a paper jam.
Also, 8008 an early microprcessor, fnar fnar. ( only funny on a 7 segment display)
What can we do, apart to refuse to be part of it.
" the Virgin problem is managerial rather than technical."
Sounds like another round of Technical Redundancies.
As if anyone would run an autonmous car on windows,nevermind Google.
Rockets are tall?
Er, that's you dead then.
Thanks for using thw not used by command term 'metro ux.'
Really adds weight and credibility to your opinion...
Bald is a bona fide hair colour, too.
Chalk and Cheese.
One is a fully fledged computer with myriad uses and millions (?) of users.
The other is a Windows SBC...
Thanks- here is your £143,000 retainer fee.