2576 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"Cortana is powered by Bing,"
Holly has an IQ of 5000.
We all know how that turned out.
Re: Just to be pedantic
So- are the leggy fuckers toxic, or not?
Re: Russian national?
" Which will look amazingly like Win 8.1 but without the suck."
The look is a major part of the suck. It is tightly integrated...
Re: WHY because Why waste that old Hardware, its bad for Planet Earth.
"Can Ubuntu control a lathe?"
Yes, it can.
Re: Stay with Win7
The Win9 Start Button will probably just be a PayPal button that says "Give cash to Microsoft".
And you'll have to press it on a daily basis.
Re: breaking news
It's breaking, bad. (ly)
"We have filed a request with the government in the hope of launching our own petition demanding that British politicians ban the use emojis altogether."
Re: Are you insane?
"Like performance and security features - yeah what a waste of time."
Well it's not like they actually did anything...
Re: The comments posted here should be on SNL in the US. You Brits ROCK!
You're welcome. Please pass on our complements to your countrymen in Redmond for their comedy stylings also.
Re: When will the next name change be?
$500,000 would get them the Smart Price or Tesco Value branding- that would be better.
"... compatibility with previous versions..."
MS Office- Crap yesterday, crap tomorrow. You can rely on it.
Because there is nothing on my Lumia...
Round up all the users in the centre of a field and put a big chain around them.
Re: Choice versus forced...
"It was pretty obvious that Microsoft software was designed"
Ah- I can see your problem right there...
Re: What is it with Americans
It'll be fine unless a Trenco or a zwilnik's bomb gets under the leading edge...
My list of people who can Fuck Right Off grows daily.
Ledgett is on it.
There I was...
Diggin' this 'ole
'Ole in the ground,
Big and sort of round it was-
And then I found myself surrounded by the Plod, M'lud.
Re: Coin recognition
ISIS will make the machines more expensive, as each one has to hold a copy of the link-state routing table...
Re: "it has 15 faces (12 bevels, obverse, reverse, outer edge)"
Looks pretty much like a cow to me too- ( NOT Liz...).
Moreso than Tesco milk, anyway...
Or a Marvel/ X-men connection?
Re:Strange, my son used to enjoy chewing the corners...
Not an Apple device then?
Re: Almost daily ...
"Imagine the irony if you were to get run over by a bus tomorrow...."
Lying there, in a pool of dark liquid deliciousness as it seeps from your squashed torso...
/that was odd...
Never confuse malice-
With a crappy search engine.
Re: There's a news article on this?
"Guess what, it's a big world out there and we like this little thing called 'Choice'."
Lock-in beats Choice like Lizard beats Spock.
It is inevitable.
Re: New homes for the south
Is there any other country that is so capital-city centric in terms of wealth creation?
Not off the Discworld, no.
Re: not the most important question
1) It's "Ghengis Khaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!"
We are talking PC nerds (and MAC nerds and *NIX nerds) after all...
Re: All it was missing...
didn't you see the tiny, legless figure burning and waving his arm?
Beware! The clutching continues!!
Re: Zeppelin NT?
Zeppelin 8x yet to take off...
Re: Tinfoil hat
"But at least it is a stylish cop, right?"
Crockett or Tubbs?
So effiing what If a man is looking at anything, do you really think they want to see adverts for anything?
Re: Apple are to computers as
Fisher Price? I thought that was MS?
Re: @Matt: reasons to switch away from Windows
"...The vast majority of enterprises require a) documents to be interchanged seemlessly and look the same at source and destination"
That's MS Office out of the game then.
Re: "... the right Office for everyone . . ."
OpenOffice or LibreOffice?
Re: Minor correction
In this case, Target is a target.
re:"I am against nuke plants, vehemently..."
At least Amazon don't try to sell you new-fangled stocking looms or anything like that...
Re: We are not spying on you, honestly
We are not spying on you, honestly
Re: What does it say if you're running, say, Win98?
"Wake up, Neo. the Matrix has you. Follow the White Rabbit"
“When you have a lot of money, it allows you to go down a lot of dead ends,”
Re: I prefer to celebrate Pie day.
Pi day? e! (by gum)
It's come up from beneath- where Satan lives.
Re: needle nose mole grips
Nothing better for those tricky star-nosed moles...
A lot of moaning about this article...
Must be from software 'engineers'...
Re: Uh ...
"Cul-de-sacs are legendarily considered peaceful havens of tranquility"
...until you try to dare to park in one...
curtain twitching begins...
Re: Protocol breakdown by traffic
Re: Macs ARE PCs.
Most 'users' call it 'The hard drive'... grr.
Re: Windows 9?
Unless Win 9 is tomorrow's Vista.
- Analysis Windows 10: One for the suits, right Microsoft? Or so one THOUGHT
- Vid+Pics Microsoft WINDOWS 10: Seven ATE Nine. Or Eight did really
- Xbox hackers snared US ARMY APACHE GUNSHIP ware - Feds
- You dirty RAT! Hong Kong protesters infected by iOS, Android spyware
- Ice, ice maybe: Evidence of 'Grand Canyon' glacier FOUND ON MARS