2534 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: I prefer to celebrate Pie day.
Pi day? e! (by gum)
It's come up from beneath- where Satan lives.
Re: needle nose mole grips
Nothing better for those tricky star-nosed moles...
A lot of moaning about this article...
Must be from software 'engineers'...
Re: Uh ...
"Cul-de-sacs are legendarily considered peaceful havens of tranquility"
...until you try to dare to park in one...
curtain twitching begins...
Re: Protocol breakdown by traffic
Re: Macs ARE PCs.
Most 'users' call it 'The hard drive'... grr.
Re: Windows 9?
Unless Win 9 is tomorrow's Vista.
Re: If my algorithm finds a solid gold asteroid...
Certainly- just as the price of gold crashes...
Of course it's not there-
It swanned off to Alderaan...
Re: Matrix Broad?
Veroboard, you insensitive clod!
Re: Arrghgghghghg MAAPLIIIIIIIIIIIN
I think that was Arthur C Clarke, Tales of the White Hart - but I could be wrong.
If I am, just read that anyway- it's well worth it!
Re: Two way adapters
"...if you ask her where she's put it, wherever she says, it will not be there."
What- you don't get "I haven't touched it." Even if if you saw her with it?
Re:Molesworth/Peason atom smasher
Apply the boost! Flog the reactor!
Why did i not marry a mekanic, etc?
"...will any of those do?"
No, they are mine. I have dibs.
Re: The guy
So- Fester or Vector? Don't make me choose!
Better shoot them both to be sure...
"We need to drive across all our work"
Which explains the smell of roadkilll.
Re: The shape of things to come?
...you're not going to have a good time in corporate strategy discussions."
How true; familiarity with MBA bullshit notwithstanding.
Re: Holy Cow...
The SWAT team is to keep the flies off the products...
The shape of things to come?
"...a range of projects involving marketing, media and compete"
'compete' is not a thing.
Not a good start.
Microsoft Research co-develops cloud data scrambler -
Calls it 'Azure'.
"Three Person Fallibility Constant"
That has always proved to be true, in every group I've been involved in of three persons or fewer.
The shark is lurking in the bath; last place you would expect one.
'Merkins face merkins.
Re: Warming Occurring Rapidly Despite Pine Forests
We REALLY need a Zealot icon.
can't be very good at bleaching. The same goes double for coloured bleach, pink or blue etc.
Carry a warning label in California.
Re: It's a Buyout.
It's a deposit of 744,408 BTC- unfortunately they were faulty when mined and had a -ve sign...
Sauce for the goose.-
Legalise hacking USA servers.
If that doesn't work, invalidate US patents in EU.
If that fails, invalidate US copyright in EU.
Re: Shamone, motherfucker!
"No, that's ignorant! Woo-hooo!!"
Re: Not always true
Isn't that because they are mostly displaced Scousers?
be excellent to each other!
Re: @ jake
There are dozens, if not hundreds of disorganised religions out there- but nobody knows where they meet, or when...
@ Steve Todd
I think you dropped this...
It's a subtle fix for Apple maps...
Can't burn them any more. What is a true believer to do?
Re: Missed an actual selling point there, Andrew
Windows Phone toting nerds?
It's a first-
The first rectangular stamp with rounded corners!
Re: I'd pass that test @PyLETS
Perfect case for wearing a GoogleGlass!
"Get back here and explain your actions to us"
That is something We should be saying to all of the MEPs and the unelected lot as well.
Re: Rejoice at that news
^^^ beer for this ^^^^
Who would want one?
Apart from iCarly.
(whoever that is...)
"The ability to form a pack of Chihauahas is insignificant next to the power of the ride-on lawnmower."
Ah, I see..
Just as Mr Creosote was the world's largest man, just before exploding.
And then they could film you getting run over by the reversing truck behind you...
"people are allowed opinions that differ from yours, you know, and shouldn't be shouted down, bullied or made to feel vain for wanting to..."
Sauce. Goose. Gander.
Re: don't get it
in the future, the lines will be drawn. Glasshole or just plain Arsehole.
Most people won't give a shit.
Re: HP knew...
No banana for you...
1.not feeling or showing surprise at something unexpected.
"UK-based price comparison site Foundem"
Re: Simple advice for Nadella
If Microsoft made cars, they would have a horse in the engine compartment.
MS - a one trick pony.
- Asteroid's SHOCK DINO MURDER SPREE just bad luck - boffins
- BEST BATTERY EVER: All lithium, all the time, plus a dash of carbon nano-stuff
- Stick a 4K in them: Super high-res TVs are DONE
- Review You didn't get the MeMO? Asus Pad 7 Android tab is ... not bad
- FTC to mobile carriers: If you could stop text scammers being jerks that'd be just great