Posts by hplasm
1800 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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"Facepalm because obviously..."
...Ex-Lax was taken.
Re: The Preferred Business Model
Nobody wants it on those terms. Difficult for MS to stick it?
Too bad.
Re: Pro Plus?!
A bit of an eye-opener...
Re: TL:DR
It's Microsoft.
It's expensive.
It's value is debatable.
it smells fishy.
Re: Intollerable!
Bah!
That's Tesla's Aether Propeller!
What are they teaching in the schools these days? Indeed!!
This sounds familiar-
Wasn't this predicted to be happening... ooh about now?
All the 'tell us who your friends are and what you are doing and we'll tell you where your tribe is meeting' things that have been pushed forward up to now just don't catch on- nobody wants tracking to that extent- and nor will this.
Surely if it's "Cyber" (!) anything
Then it should be "Perl Harbor" (Harbour).
Graph with *3* lines on it
One for Windows Phone 8- it's not 'success'...
How about-
Coolio?
Re: "places the size of wales that you would never notice if they disappeared"
Wales?
"right- minded citizens..."
As in "your mind is as closed as ours, right?"
"...all that is missing is a mechanism to remind you why you went there in the first place..."
That's what I would want one for!
Re: ...some cause, X...
That would be what enlightened souls have called *the Sun* for many millenia.
Re: So if you want a good, stable Cloud coputing system do you choose:-
I think you mean MS are an Outlaw company...
Re: Microsoft and Yahoo! are way behind Google in search, clouds, etc too
Abu Hamza doesn't like Win8 Touch Screen kit for some reason.
There's a storm coming-
Better board up your Windows.
So if you want a good, stable Cloud coputing system do you choose:-
a. Microsoft, A 'Software Company' or
b. Amazon, a bookshop?
Answers on a Valid Certificate...
Re: Customers are happier with Win8 touch-
Er- the customers are supposed to be happier with them- so how come they 'aren't aware' of the products?
Tut tut.
PayPal
Bumpay?
Posted in Linus Torvalds in NSFW Red Hat rant
Re: Once again...
Point and laugh, everyone, point and laugh.
Re: Is this new?
Azure- Blue Sky (What Was I ) Thinking...
Customers are happier with Win8 touch-
So much that they aren't buying them, so we are dropping the price to make them happier, not to shift the things...
Riiiight...
Re: Meanwhile...
...a lab worker in one of Fort Meade's basements is reading this article and getting nostalgic for when they will at some time in the near future, manage to do this a few years ago...
Re: There are basically two types of people on the world....
The coathanger in turn is the pupal stage of the shopping trolley.
Re: Uh.. how do you think they write Office for Mac?
Half-heartedly.
Re: Buried on Mars
@Swarthy= Are you Mr Burns ? :)
Re: He isn't walking on Mars...
Mars 8
Get your mission patch.
Mars 11, July 2019.......
Re: Wee legal note
And if you don't fill your bin, but recycle it yourself- prepare for a fine- as it 'belongs' to the council to flog off, suddenly.
(There is a case of a 'green' farmer who fell foul of this but it's Friday so can't be arsed to find a link...)
Re: What about the fragmentation issue?
Who are you calling a fud?
Re: I would guess...
You can pretty much guarantee someone will complain of eye strain right after putting them on.
Now Right Ear Strain from that big rectangular bit...
Re:This one
You think you are Jackie Chan?
Re: BAE's "Gorgon Stare"?
Ahem- "Wikipedia says:"
Re: El Presidente
Unfortunately it would probably be a waste of about £100M...
Re: Desktop Wars!!!!!
SithCo disagrees...
Re: Different kinds of products
Look, there's a dungfly buzzing around. Oh wait it's the fans in the Surface going nuts...
"One hundred percent of all Xboxes go to the consumers..."
...54.2% come back again.
Re: Seriously
Seriously?Are you 12?
But I agree- the Surface is pile of shite.
Re: Can someone please call
Scroll up? Or are you using a Surface?
Re: I used to post crap like you... @hplasm
Sorry if you are reading it wrong, Try again.
Re: Not sure what to make of the Surface
A skateboard?
Re: I was GIVEN a Chromebook last year...
maybe it IS You...?
Re: What's a Microsoft Surface?
Shiny and bald, rounded- a bit sweaty.
Re: I used to post crap like you...
I take it you don't work in IT then.
Re: Different kinds of products
Did I say Win 7 was any good?
Re: Different kinds of products
"machines that run full OS's like MacOS but not Win8"
@Derek
"They all laughed at Christopher Columbus...."
And he told you this though your Spirit Guide, Tontohontas?
Re: Lightbar
Cool!
The correct term-
for the NK bombs so far seems to be PHUT!!!
Re: Please try to avoid posting too much
Said the AC troll...
