Re: What that stationary Mamod steam engine needed was...
A bit like this?:-
2811 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
A bit like this?:-
From the BBC article, the egregious phrase:-
"But there has been growing concern about the dangers of light before bedtime."
Dangers. Of light. FFS!
Get our asses to Mars. Don't let any alarmist fuckwits come.
Dimunition- two bullets, one to the body one to the head.
"If that makes me a moron then I'm happy to be one."
Most morons are.
For this work alone!!
"Or could the slowdown be a countdown to another resurfacing event?"
Easy to check - look for cones...
$50 for another version of the Horse-Drawn Aeroplane?
Don't make me laugh...
I or I.M
"Non-UK readers might not get that reference."
True, but they can Bing it...
The Next Generation...
Death of Rats? It is you- It IS you! Oh bless the maker...!
What's that you have? Looks like a Polytron to me...a really BIG one.
I have a strange, heavy feeling, that all this is based on truth...
Like 'Yes, Minister' was a 'just' comedy show.
"I wonder how many lasers can be powered with 1.21 jigawatts"
Just one. But it's a big bastard.
It's only fair- now World + Dog has open access to USG files...
John Holmes vs Mary Whitehouse.
Mary Millington vs Mary Poppins.
I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
It is and always will be, a FUCKING PLANET.
There, was that so hard?
IAU thought so, and were summary demoted to non-boffins
Harvard think not...eager to gain the boffin badge:-
suck on it, Plutoists!
We'll need to borrow the great wall of China, assuming all Five-Eyes countries are involved.
Mine one- mine them all at the same time.
"...how the hell did it happen to land shiny side up? Pure luck? Alien intervention?"
Buttered Cat module....
A personal vaporizer. If no flying cars, then zap guns!
If you can charge them via USB, even better!
"Poettering complained that the "Open source community is full of assholes, and I probably more than most others am one.""
As I understand it, the loos rise from their underground lairs as the sun sets, ready for the onslaught of the nocturnal pissants, and return to their stinky pits in the morning.
They were considered for the UK, but the concept was presumably too complicated for the average UK bladder-wielder.
"And if I ask Alice+7 for her personal perspective..."
But Alice+7 would say- "You asked me about this last week!" And Alice +14 would say "Oh not again!" and hit you with a pan.
He no drunk, he Il.
Let's vote on breaking up the EU gravy train?
(NOT a Kipper)
"Never mind that she also appears to be the daughter of Wurzel Gummidge."
Ms May IS Emperor Palpatine. The photo in the article proves it.
Has somebody opened a cow?
"odd...I got it a few days ago."
That's due to a bug...
"...but ye cannae tak' our fried goods!"
Why- Are you keeping a young wizard in there?
Burn after Reading - label on festival tents.
"...the state's Cyber Civilian Corp (IT experts trained in security incident response) would be expanded to a dozen teams..."
From no teams, at present.
You mean, of course- can they power a flying car?
Dont use ISIS- move to OSPF or EIGRP...
How to control your multi-colour newspaper printing plant with a Petite typewriter.
...just waiting for Sandra Bullock...
Her post will be replaced with Multi-faith Spiritual Advisor.
"So, you dont use Windows, MS office or anything MS created legally then...."
or At All.
(Actually by Patrick Moore OBE, RIP)
A sterling work.
Not so much bad taste- but it does make you sound like you have a Brylcreemed side parting...
Perhaps he would like to start there?
9/11 or 11/9- let us not forget the terrible day.
Manchester dogs home was torched.
Hmm. Hundreds of satellites, or parts of some sort of metallic suits...?
(No, not bloody cybermen Mk 2...)
But!- at least The Doctor now is free of the mawkish Doctor Cult that was starting to weigh him down about 'Am I good or not?'; thanks David Tennant for keeping that one one going...
Also- bloody Rose Tyler didn't stick her nose in at the last minute.
"When you think of another way, let us know.2
how about ----- >
Had their coffee supply cut off recently, or have they just started spouting weird crap?
I can see why you're worried about sodomy.
You're an arsehole.
-to bring in my own kit, to use for work. And you want to pay me less...?