Posts by hplasm
1796 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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Re: Needs to be housewife proof
Then it would need to be connected to a massive bank of other computers- possibly all of them- to do Female Logic
Re: Only believe a rumour
Blimey- what a knob AC!
Re: Loads of artists just fat brushes!
Just try calling one that...
The ability-
To tell the difference between Pringles and toilet paper is paramount in a Robo-butler; unless you have a penchant for that sort of thing...
*IT as in
I have a copy of the IT curriculum.
Re: it's life or death to some poor wretch!
The chief exec of a UK charity?
Re: Re-arrange the following words
Like putting a pig under lipstick. Fool the masses...
"improvements to your Windows experience across your whole life"
Only if I didn't have to use it.
Mr LeBlanc talks some utter donkeyballs.
Re: GPS
Sometimes 'Lies to children' are necessary.
hat-tip to Mr Pratchett.
argh!
The RI server is down- hopefully the Slashdot effect of lots of people with money!
and
Keep your nose out of other peoples private conversations you nosey git!
Re: Probably a memory issue
So 640k is NOT enough for Word? Seems like an MS problem right enough...
Re: Clever people make. Clever people break!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Word.
People pay for this crap. (The sw, not the article).
Hilarious (Life, and the article).
Well
VM cable is already FTTC- just wait; as soon as the new BT cab fills up, it will slow to a crawl too.
Re: This is why they make prisons
I agree- Jail for all AC posters.
Re: The US had a regime change.
Some wrinkly Sith Senator got thrown down a shaft?
Posted in New nuke could POWER WORLD UNTIL 2083
Re: Thorium is not next to worthless. It has a negative value.
let's get fracking, and I can make a killing on gas mantles!
Re: Clever stuff!
...polish [your|you're] [armor|armour] for free.
Int'l version...
Re: Texting whilst driving leads to arrest
It's an Animal Farm reference.
Re:@Lockwood: How big was it?
One.
... Guinness World Record for fastest selling consumer electronics device:
I knew I should have got one when they came out- £25 in Asda... aha
Re: Ivor Catt should get a mention
Ouida Dogg, I seem to recall...
Re: I for one welcome our new driverless cars
d) is the answer- driverless bicycles.
Re: But How
It won't knock. Or indeed arrive- you will get an email saying "You were out..."
Re: So MS lobbying to protect their cash cow and keep Google out
That explains the Bear- he's Temporary Pope.
Re: Rewardomg Bad Behaviour
You stuff a mouse up it's trunk.
Then run.
Re: Hmmm..
Whatever next - no droids?
Really?
You can't make up stuff like this- unless the EU pay you to.
How about
An orbiting THz telescope? Might be interesting stuff to see (not just alien videos...).
Re: Can we have some bears too?
o mi?
Re: Making Windows 8 look like Windows 7 isn't a climbdown?
"...at least seriously read a book..."
Isn't that splitting an infinitive?
Re: Making Windows 8 look like Windows 7 isn't a climbdown?
Apple generate a Reality Distortion field.
Microsoft just use a really big hammer.
Re: Open Letter
I second Botty Lord for the wazzocks behind botnets!
Or Botti Boi...
Re: "Elderly"?
When 400 years old she is, look so good, she will not...
Re: I wonder how they tested the "will not work with a severed hand" part.
I can do better than that, I can give you Fifteen!
Re: MS is squeezing the enterprise and channel
Don't confuse Popular with Endemic.
Posted in SpaceX Dragon eventually snared by ISS
Re: It's rocket _engineering_ that's difficult.
But Rocket Surgery- that's a right swine...
But-
does crap even stick to aerogel?
Re: @Eadon If crap stops radiation in its tracks
Mr Young asked for the "It wasn't me" kid... the customer is king.
Re: I would buy one for the sole reason that it will annoy you.
Then it will annoy you, and you will be £1k down...
Re: Gosh
"so you would be buying something inferior.,"
A Surface Pro?
Re: I'm not suprised
How can you have *fun* without a soul?
Microsoft Marketing people
have souls?
These things-
should be the best place to find exotic matter and other space-time detritus such as we haven't a hope of replicating here. If there is an anti-gravity particle or a sub-ether wave to be found and harnessed, this is the place- if they aren't, well the future is going to be boring as Earth slowly goes back to the stone-age.
Beer- for optimism...
Re: Alternative solution
Nutritional paste to the eye stalk or a fetching rubbery cloak over the top have proved to be effective in the past- or was it the future?
"Facepalm because obviously..."
...Ex-Lax was taken.
Re: The Preferred Business Model
Nobody wants it on those terms. Difficult for MS to stick it?
Too bad.
Re: Pro Plus?!
A bit of an eye-opener...
Re: TL:DR
It's Microsoft.
It's expensive.
It's value is debatable.
it smells fishy.
