2569 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Good ideas Need cash
We need more Elon Musks and fewer Donald Trumps.
Re: why .london instead of...
"Surely .nodnol would be for a Bulgarian site?"
surely that would be .8008135 ... if they had numbers...
Re: Hard to get the staff?
"The punctuation in that ad would stop me applying."
The punctuation in that ad is the only attractive thing about it.
Re: Can't get the staff
They want contractors; then they can screw them.
Re: Surely this is just Microsoft Research under a different name?
"Given that Google is developing the self-driving automobile"
But MS have had the self-crashing computer for ages...
And don't forget OOXML...
Re: 700,000 miles
re:"*If you want contributions to the hacking of electronics;"
Do you live near Jake?
Re: Trouble with the ipod is, most everyone who wants one, has got one apparently.
Then again, I've long dreamed of that laser projector built into my wristwatch... (zap!!!)
Re: is this what.....
"the decimalisation debate was like back in the 60's....?"
no, it's more like proposing the opposite- or changing from metric back to imperial measures...
Re: A Very Strong Stink of Corruption
"There is a vital alternative media on the Internet"
For now- they will be the first targets of the New Media.
Re: It's the pliers versus side-cutters polemic all over again.
She's clearly using a Chacka Demus, then.
Re: How about in Thai?
ไข่หมา - literally meaning 'egg dog'
To be renamed 'South Park'...
Re: @ Winkypoop @Don Jefe
"What's wrong with the Royal Family?"
That's a whole new kettle of worms.
Isn't a hamlet a baconated piglet?
TFM says This is a Developers Version.
Then- We've done as much as we can with it. See what you can fix for us. Thanks. MS.
Re: At the risk of being downvoted
"...just as long as it works for them"
So not at the moment then?
Re: Windows 8.x is used in the enterprise?
Yes, but only the one with Captain Archer.
" Microsoft best kept ITPro secret: SCOrch"
Hahahah... Nice one.
In other news: Win9 ALREADY obsolete!
There are a lot of these MS 'Insights'
Do they all end with "Exit through the bridge shop"?
Re: At last!
And a checkered band- it needs a checkered band, just below the nose cone!
Re: What's the big deal?
Got a toilet door, AC?
I want a USB oven!
Re:the bottom of the port
Which might be on the left, or the right hand side..or the top; which may be underneath.
Re: A bug in a library is always worse, but...
"Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows 2000?"
Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows ?
re:That's why the top speed is limited to 86MPH
To avoid time-travel problems!
Re: Moody Planes
It's not gravity, it's the ground trying to kill you.
Re: Wiped out species in existence?
"... they would have been clustered around smokers in the deep ocean..."
So after the apocalypse, life will begin again outside offices and in shelters outside of pubs.
Re: "or similar..."
Sadly the other camera fell right in the dark centre of the other of the two luminous rings,which were briefly projected at the rover from a strange rocky projection on the far hilltop.
Together with the luminous circles was a very deep audio signal that was also unfortunately missed by the onboard microphone, apparently wittering on about something concerning 'Mysterons' or some such gibberish... probably just the Martian wind...
Now back to NASA spokesperson, Captain Black, in Mission Control.
Re: Alleluia, he's Saved!
Repeat after me:- The Web is not The Net.
I had the free service- it worked, then stopped.
I started again, and paid. It stopped working. I contacted them.
I gave up on Dying DNS.
Re: yes, I do know vacuum cleaners don't function in, er, vacuum.
But they do... clean it, right?
Re: Good on the kid for figuring this out, but
Isn't that the same technique that gave us TIFKAM?
Re:"Try them both on a 13" retina display..."
You have 13" eyes? Are you a squid?
Re: None of this changes anything
"We are not the modern equivalent of car-fiddling 20 somethings who brag about tiny inconsequential tweaks that took hours to sort out."
So stop installing 3d party fixes for W8's shortcomings and bragging about it.
Re: We have all experienced Schrödinger's USB stick
All cables have the plug on upside-down. It's a natural law.
Re: Die Techie Scum
Ha- beat me to it- German techno Band...
Re: Please make it optional... some people aren't idiots
Original desktop too hard for some people, it seems; love W8...
Re: You MS haters are amusing!
MS- you are just being Siri now.
"Cortana is powered by Bing,"
Holly has an IQ of 5000.
We all know how that turned out.
Re: Just to be pedantic
So- are the leggy fuckers toxic, or not?
Re: Russian national?
" Which will look amazingly like Win 8.1 but without the suck."
The look is a major part of the suck. It is tightly integrated...
Re: WHY because Why waste that old Hardware, its bad for Planet Earth.
"Can Ubuntu control a lathe?"
Yes, it can.
Re: Stay with Win7
The Win9 Start Button will probably just be a PayPal button that says "Give cash to Microsoft".
And you'll have to press it on a daily basis.
"We have filed a request with the government in the hope of launching our own petition demanding that British politicians ban the use emojis altogether."
- Twitter: La la la, we have not heard of any NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Is that a 64-bit ARM Warrior in your pocket? No, it's MIPS64
- Apple to devs: NO slurping users' HEALTH for sale to Dark Powers
- Apple 'fesses up: Rejected from the App Store, dev? THIS is why