"Ballmer can not be so stupid."
2780 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
The pretty essential utility that show you which part of the OS is slowing the system to a crawl this time.
"...effectively ignore all the new crap."
Which you paid extra for?
It's a Vauxhall?
Just like the BPI, eh?
Agreed- particularly when measuring Kessel Run performance.
It's Lifted the veil!
What- skype on Win8? Who cares- this is important!
Also the front machine guns were broomhandle painted black!
But If it did- we'll get over it.
I feel sorry for those who remain in Slough.
The kids are up late tonight.
All pajamas and boxing gloves.
"...and an orange Ghostbusters light came on"
I need some of these!
"Microsoft takes great pains to ensure that each new version of Windows remains backward..."
Rubber makes feet sweaty and cold...
Are you sure :)
And the elephamts and turtle are created when, exactly?
Full Bloat OS indeed.
Win8 blows, WinRT blows fully
So space gyppos ^H^H^H^H Travellers leave a bloody great mess behind too?
Balmer - women haunt him, men want to beat him !
Aw Diddums- something in your eye?
A million Euro- what's that? About £5?
I need a licence for my fish, Eric.
Double blind test- poke out both eyes and see if he can tell when the wifi is on...
Does it actually DO anything?
Doesn't look like it.
Congratulations, you have successfully mastered 'Newthink'
What's wrong with this picture?
Not as nuts as anal bleaching.
"It's all over, here."
Torture Porn laws?
The Map reflects religion- it's a grey area.
First the fall of Communism, next the fall of IQ.
Then you are probably just playing at being Captain.
...and it won't work with anything decent until it's been hacked by someone.
Lift the veil, shurely?
Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Earth Shattering Kaboom.
Please format hard drive and install another OS.
I know. Flame away- I'm chilly.
That's going on a t-shirt!
Checkov! Is that you?
So? Start a black latex spacesuit factory.
If this guy's Fundie God exists, I'll gladly roast in Hell for eternity rather than go to Fundie Heaven.
A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!
Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.
Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.
I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.
...beat of iTunes in my brain..
seems more likely