2602 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Really Dave
They roll it back to get a good run up to roll it out very quickly.
Re: Good good
That would be ' doubleplus good.'
Give Big Data a Human Face
And Rat-Jellyfish tentacles.
And Bat-Lizard wings
Re: waste of time
I have one from EBay. P&P is a killer though. 3 stars.
Re: Balmers Reaction?
Isn't he still busy killing Google?
Get a Job's product.
Re: horse shit cubes?
Feed them on oaty bars.
Re: Do it
You attitude intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
is your debut?
I'm fed up with this crap too
But they keep selling new and crappier versions that are holding back progress.
Re: Daft twats
You were shifting an empty box hence box-shifter.
What do you use the bloody Arduino for without other stuff? Scratching your arse?
Get back under the bridge,dozy twat.
Bloody Arduino lovers, worse than Dremel fanbois.
Re: Bill Smith
You're just a box-shifter then?
Re: More importantly...
Re: The Register needs a filtering system
The Register needs a filtering system for trolls at least.
Re: Hey, it's international cuisine alright
Merde Grand- inna bun.
Re: I could not care less
1.5D graphics. They're so thin!
Re: Which joyless wankers
If IE brings you joy, you are a sad fucker indeed.
Strange though it may be, there is a certain truth in what you say...
Isn't this already built in?
and prove it to us, then.
Re: Wind blows in wrong direction.....
Yeah- it might make a nasty POP!
The Win8 of MS trolls.
Is it me...
or are there a lot of snarky barista types on here today?
I'll have a black coffee, with milk- when you can spare a minute from pouting.
Re: Visible from the moon?
So *thats* what happens when you press the 'TURBO' button on the PC...
Re: Why Paris?
You can, but you have to remove her ports to do so.
Re: Daleks – Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.
London never really recovered from the 2012 Olympics...
Re: Will they
Not unless they want the data to be corrupt.
Re: The crucial question...
Will it Surface, or Dive?
Re: He's dead wrong...
Indeed; Nobody knows what the next BigThing will look like- but it won't be a 'Surface-like Device.'.
No nuclear power, no cyber networks to attack. Seems a little at cross-purposes to me...
Re: Li-Ion is so last century
I was going to get a Higgs Boson battery for my phone, but it was massive!
Re: The Rise of the Neo-Luddites
My map is mostly blank, apart from a 'X' and some text at the bottom about 'here be monsters'.
Could be Seattle, could be Cupertino; can't tell.
Doesn't the M25 already have an accelerator for Evil particles built into it?
Re: Help your manager look good?
If you haven't worked in Banking, you won't understand...
Re: All those functions?
True, so true.
Netflix makes it worse.
Re: Reeks of Daily Fail
The problem being is that the Execs ARE plug-compatible empty suits. That's why they can fuck up, fuck off and wander into a new position and carry on.
Kill them all with fire.
Re: in management terms
But IT guys can talk shit too!
Re: most US voters?
Most US voters think they sneak over the border.
Re: I like the idea!
Party political sites should be banned anyway.
Re: If I don't opt in for smut-
Well, at least it will put a stop to advertising it as 'Unlimited'...
Yes, of course it will......
If I don't opt in for smut-
Will I only have to pay 1/1000 of the normal price for the full internet connection?
Somewhere to get refunds!
That the Greeks really don't like Metro.
"...annoyed being called BT Openreach...."
Usually referred to as BT Opencrotch in these parts...
(Used to be Openwound/ world)
They will board it and add a huge disk array full of goodies and a sat link. Yarr!
The SS Itanic ?
Awesome... perhaps not.
Re: Many people saying Android has failed on tablets..
"Hmmm, cause nobody wants to buy it. That is typically how you judge a product as a failure...."
So much for Win8 and surface then.
Re: You get what you pay for
In this case, bigger yachts for the execs, smaller UK payroll for staff.
Re: "Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to menshn.com"
Oo- it's back- now reports:- "Your browser is too modern- please download IE6 or earlier."
Re: Re. Mystery Location
So it must be Tokyo.
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- Is your home or office internet gateway one of '1.2 MILLION' wide open to hijacking?