1786 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Last laugh is probably right...
Where's the mushroom cloud icon?
Black holes don't suck.
Not any more than they did before they became black holes, that is.
If the sun became one right now, (not that it can- not massy enough) then you would not notice- until it got dark, but everything else would carry on pretty much as normal.
No magic at a distance going on here; move along.
10 years is too little!
Last time someone eared my baseball cap I had to chuck it away. Bloody ear marks won't come.out....
Anyway, for an interesting take on the loss of privacy due to technosnoopery , take a look at ' The Light of Other Days' by Arthur C Clarke and Stephen Baxter.
So is the Bible*-
That didn't change anything, did it?
*Insert holy book here
For the 'islands', read the 'asteroids'.
Sod the robots, why should they have all the fun?
To keep the rock beer safe!
Food water and air will be planned for-
Facebook? For groundgrippers.
Beer? There will always be beer. Even if it has to be wrung from the rocks, there will be beer. History has proven this.
How about... Kin? Sounds catchy!
Don't forget the assassinated-
Win Me and Win Vi...
Let me be amongst the first to say-
Hook: The Boosted Man
The future is coming, dis-gel has arrived. next up, plate-fab clothes.
For Hard X-ray lasers, shine a torch out of the front window at .99c.
For proper Exotic ship-to-ship combat try The Forever war by Joe Haldeman.
True and also-
Inserting current themes into story arcs, just so that they will resonate with the viewers.
Reminds me of Crackerjack...
I always though she was prettier than that...
Lizard Planet Saxe-Coburg - near future:
Lizard1: "Your Enormity! the scanners have just picked up a broadcast! It may be a new food source..."
Lizard2: "Fool! Look at the backward technology. These are not the meaty food creatures we are looking for.-That wheeled dustbin is quite good though."
Eating on a phone call
Gets the phone hung up on you.
Get some manners, Jobs.
Just keep complaining.
If one or two handwringers can spoil everyone else's innocent fun just because They Don't Like It, then nearly a thousand voices should be heard.
It's their job to listen to complaints- particularly when they could concern a new cult.
The advantage being-
by dropping a giant Mento down the hole, no pumping is required...
Didn't he have a stripy tent? Makes it look far more official when digging bank tunnels etc.
Won't some rich person,
with a digestive tract, patent the production of shit?
That would close down Microsoft straight away,and quite a lot of other abominations unto Nuggan as well. Lawyers, advertisers, you name it...
Shame- we need this here!
I would like Worm Water on tap.
Mmmmm. Worm Water....