2403 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
You are considering purchasing a practicing homosexual for a friend?
Re: non standard Apple 2048 x 1536 V a real Samsung WQXGA panel at 2560 x 1600, no contest
Perhaps Adequate is adequate for Apple?
Re: A measure
This should have been a reply to "What is a Jedward?"
of extreme density.
Is merely being distorted.
It's not that big of a deal.
Probe and probe hard!
Any whilst their eyes are still watering, get someone to hack their phones.
Why don't you just do it then?
Oh- lack the talent, perhaps; they say that everyone has a novel in them...but that's where 99% of them should stay.
Just proves Niven's idea
That any good space drive also makes a good weapon.
First Citrix drop him.
Hopefully SpaceX , Virgin Galactic or NASA can drop him soon. Literally , and onto someone who deserves it.
Now you have achieved enlightenment, Grasshopper, try to imagine this infinitely larger.
Re: And here come the OSX and Linux users...
Missionaries?Don't flatter yourself. Nobody is interested in Windows castoffs, not even fanboys.
Re: You can turn metro off
The trouble with Windows is it seems you can't do much without messing about in the command line...
Re: Hard to swallow?
New virtual keyboard here please!
Re: Microsoft Tiles™
Doors? You get to things behind doors... It might make more sense.
Re: Re: what
You have it in for rappers now?
Re: How rude can the loosing set get?
What has been loosed can be tightened.
But seriously, it's so good to hear from a real live expert; good job you came along when you did.
Do stick around, I'm certain that we can organise a collection from the grateful.
Re: We're all special now
Where does that leave Special Ops personnel?
Re: Push back the limits
I agree! Down with Handwringing Tuttards!
Re: 3rd option?
In with the other cheerleader stuff? Have you tried the pompom locker?
Re: Freetard and Commentard are very appropriate
Didn't you post this tomorrow?
Ah, I see- you dont Understand....
Just say you don't get it then. No shame in that.
Or are you just being Victor Mature?
Re: 'Black' holes... Does high school physics say they shouldn't be black?
Pictures or I can't picture it!
Space is big- really big.
Even bigger than Texas.
Yes, there is Bing- perhaps that's just what she meant.
Hmm- the sign says-
"Caution! Things at work. Heavy Planets Crossing. Ringworld under construction."
Let me be amongst the first to say-
...and now back to the X-Factor.
Tesco has been selling this fruit for ages!
First they came for the copyright infringers-
And nobody said anything much.
Then they came for the trolls, and everyone cheered.
Anonymous internet tough guys- sound like pirates to me...
The ISPs need to-
disconnect the Govt- surely they have the 'right to refuse service' like any shopkeep etc?
I would like a mighty 'thoptercraft!
How else can I get down from the most powerful weapon in the universe?
Stanley H Tweedle
...That's no Moon!
I must agree-
Bain and Landau always seemed to come as a matched pair after that,no matter what the programme was. I think they were married eventually(?), but it did tend to spoil things, knowing the other one would turn up sooner or later. Shame really,as Mr Landau was quite interesting in whatever part he played.
Rumour has it they came in a velvet lined presentation case...
You can't be
FacebookIS blocked on her laptop.
The 45 was missed out, sadly.
From the Windows toolbox article...
The hammer is only
in the Standard Issue IT toolkit.
He has the Delux.
/Don't fuck with the BOFH!
Well, it's not rocket science....
And brain surgeons know little about semiconductors and CPU registers, so...
But of course, old bean-
One doesn't want to get too chummy with the neighbours.
Half buried starship.
With the engine going, to restart the Earth's rotation...
In the end-
Civilisation will arrive in the New World.
It was about Tools for Windows admin...
Big Fucking Hammer.
Just for balance...
I thought the pro- warming lot were the sheep-fondlers?
Waiter! This ice cube's got a hole in it!
That's no ice cube Sir, that's my wife!
That would be very cool...
(Perhaps the extra O2 would balance out the nasty CO2 we have to keep climbing over, so it's not all bad news!)
"He actually wrote 'aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee' did he?"
"Well....maybe he was dictating..."
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