* Posts by hplasm

2660 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Councils launch eight spying ops on Brits A DAY using RIPA

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Re: Idiots like this stuff

"Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...”

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Microsoft's new retro-flavoured logo channels Channel 4

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Re: Austerity

Agreed.

But let's hope it does.

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Ice core shows Antarctic Peninsula warming is nothing unusual

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Meh

Re: Agenda?

Surely an alternative viewpoint, to be valid, should look at the facts? There are lots of screwball sites out ther if you just want 'Alternative' viewpoints to things- qv Moon Hoax, JFK, 911 etc.

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Lawyers: We'll pillory porn pirates who don't pay up

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FAIL

Really?

Why so many not-dead lawyers then?

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New nuclear fuel source would power human race until 5000AD

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Nuclear Power

Don't kill people. Accountants kill people.

*Works for other industries too.Your mortality rate may vary.

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Re: Nom

Stop eating that Thorium then!

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NASA: WE'VE FOUND Four-toed NON-HUMAN FOOTPRINTS

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Re: Batman

Batman used to exist, but has been extinct for millions of years...

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Disney sitcom says open source is insecure

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Re: Biggest laff since Jurassic Park

That would be Terminator 2. Spent ages looking for the Cash Machine Ripoff plugin for a Portfolio...

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Re: open souse...

Thought there was something fishy about it...

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Re: exactly those people

Not yet, but after a few years of these shows then their brains will be softened enough for those purchasing jobs.

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Windows 8: Download it, then speak YOUR brains

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Re: Win8 no longer honours hosts file?

No Surprise! HOSTS is quite a standard file, and everyone knows how MS feels about standards.

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Beck's open-source challenge to freetards: play it yourself!

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Re: Home 3D printing is killing vinyl?

It's true!

http://www.instructables.com/id/3D-printing-records-for-a-Fisher-Price-toy-record-/

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The problem with wireless: all those effin' wires

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Re: Excellent.

Tough crowd today...

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Re: one device at a time?

You don't expect commetards to actually Read The Fsking Article?

You must be new here...

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Nokia CEO: No shift from Windows Phone

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Re:..the pond I want to be in...

Careful- there are probably Turtles in there...

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'$199' Surface tablets: So crazy it might work, or just crazy?

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Re: No fan of Windows 8 etc. but...

"Still have the 360 I bought on launch day..."

BNIB.

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First, Google goggles - now the world gets self-censoring specs

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Re: The small gaps

If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...

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"...but my religion demands that I not -"

"...be able to see that woman."

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Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

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Re: What does UI stand for ?

It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...

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Paul Calf-

http://www.dontmakemethink.co.uk/paul/

Strangely apt url- MS marketing should have grabbed it first...

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Re: Is El Reg the new Slashdot?

No. Perhaps Slashdot 3, Metro Slashdot, or Modern Slashdot... 'New' anything is sooo old...

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SHOCK: Poll shows Americans think TSA is highly effective

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Aha-

"There's not yet a shortage of loonies as recent events have shown."

As 'recent events' include this survey, I agree.

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Microsoft: It's not Metro, it's Windows 8

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Re: "you spend all day rebooting ?"

It is Windows...

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Re: Sod that!

So do Apple...

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Radio hams unite to fight off new powerline comms standard

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Re: By the end of the day

Couldn't have said it better.

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Valve: Games run FASTER on Linux than Windows

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Re: Steam Linux?

If you were steam, you would blow away. Far away...

Might shut you up for a while.

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Re:Good luck getting Linux users to pay

But they have more disposable income, having not had to waste money on Windows!

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Anonymous hunts down Voldemort for hacking hungry kids' charity

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Re: This could be interesting to watch

You realise that you just "published" that "fact"?

Expect Black Helis!

<aManfromMars

or the award winning scorn of Matt Bryant... for confirming that you have a basement, so you probably live in it like everyone else that is not him,f or he lives on his own feet, like some sort of recursive athlete...

/aManfromMars?

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Pasadena to party hardy as Martian landing looms

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Re: The point of going to Mars?

You are forgetting the triple breasted women- unavailable elsewhere, outside of Eroticon 6, as I understand it.

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Microsoft dumps Metro from Windows 8

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Re: it's irrelevant

Windows Saddo.

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Re: ExMetro

Sooner or later =ExCrete

Followed up by ExCrement =SP1.

You know it would happen...

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Metro, by any other name

Will smell and sound the same...

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Well-

Abomin8.

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Judge rejects Apple's calls for Samsung censure

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Re: Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!

They didn't learn much, did they?

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Experts stroke beards over LOHAN's vacuity

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Re: At this point..

There you go....

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie

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Re: IT angle time....

You're going to need a bigger pan...

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Analyst says Surface could hurt Ultrabook, Windows 8 tablets

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Re: Eh?

Windows Phone doesn't have a few years.

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Beak explodes at Samsung's evidence leak in Apple patent spat

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bile spewing fandroids

A bit hard on Apple fans there...

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Forget 'climate convert' Muller: Here's the real warming blockbuster

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Are you

the Messiah?

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Giant idol 'STRUCK DOWN by the Wrath of God' unearthed in Turkey

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Re: ... the remaining trees of his forests will be so few that a child could write them down ...

And a damning testament to the state of maths teaching in Mesopotamian schools...

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Microsoft: Gmail rival Outlook.com will 'look good on your iPad' 

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Re: It really is competition for gmail...

Unlike Gmail, then which works fine in Opera.

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Olympic athletes compete in RAYGUN SHOOTING for the first time

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Re: You could have your eye out with that!

Wool?

or Antimatter...

hmmm...

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Re: A better explanation for the modern Pentathlon

"Just because the Lady loves...shiny Apples!"

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Re: It's the 21st Century...

"Besides, it's harder to enjoy reloading and working up loads for a laser."

Only if it's a namby pamby laser...

I agree with Matt (!) though- where's our Mary Poppins Icon?

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Boffins puzzled over impossibly fast ice avalanches on Saturn's moon

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Re: Not natural

"I've run the message thru the ICU- Mother doesn't think it's a message- she thinks it's a warning.-

Something about Instant Mash..."

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Twitter airport bomb joke conviction binned in common-sense WIN

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Re: Would this be the same CPS

Corrupt Prosecution Service?

Yep- that's them.

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Natwest freezes debit cards, online banking in fresh cock-up

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Re: Err...

How's the vertigo at the moment, then?

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IT departments are BRATTY TEENAGERS

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Re: 6 months ago I couldn't even spell architect now I are one.

Infrastructure architects tend to know what they are talking about. Anyone with 'Corporate' in their title is probably a hot air generator.

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Neal Stephenson on swordplay, space and depressing SF

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Re: update HG Wells...?!

Don't! Tom Cruise might do War of the Worlds II.

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