Posts by hplasm
1786 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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And so the screw begins to turn
and the State thinks it is finally starting to censor the 'net, when all they are doing is obscuring the Web.
Stupid.
Not very genius Geniusssssess, are they?
It's quite obvious that the Unicorn Farts that power the iThing have run out.
Last laugh is probably right...
Where's the mushroom cloud icon?
Posted in Christians vs metalheads in FB flame war
Respoding via Facebook? Pah- use traditional methods...
Release the Lions!
Particle-furtling.
Chortle!
Don't worry.
Black holes don't suck.
Not any more than they did before they became black holes, that is.
If the sun became one right now, (not that it can- not massy enough) then you would not notice- until it got dark, but everything else would carry on pretty much as normal.
No magic at a distance going on here; move along.
Posted in Prof to drill camera into own skull
Knowing Prof Cyborg-
and his ideas of 'cybernetic implants'
He would probably have glued an EM80 'Magic Eye' to the back of his head...
10 years is too little!
Last time someone eared my baseball cap I had to chuck it away. Bloody ear marks won't come.out....
Anyway, for an interesting take on the loss of privacy due to technosnoopery , take a look at ' The Light of Other Days' by Arthur C Clarke and Stephen Baxter.
So is the Bible*-
That didn't change anything, did it?
*Insert holy book here
Nice Analogy-
For the 'islands', read the 'asteroids'.
Sod the robots, why should they have all the fun?
Cells!
To keep the rock beer safe!
Food water and air will be planned for-
Facebook? For groundgrippers.
Beer? There will always be beer. Even if it has to be wrung from the rocks, there will be beer. History has proven this.
Posted in Airport security boss calls time on tech
Or further up?
Intelligent Government.
Oops! I think I've just oxymoroned...
hmmm-
How about... Kin? Sounds catchy!
Don't forget the assassinated-
Win Me and Win Vi...
Let me be amongst the first to say-
"Fnarr fnarr!"
Christ...
The way things are going, the next TV voting will be activated by dribbling.
Hook: The Boosted Man
The future is coming, dis-gel has arrived. next up, plate-fab clothes.
RE Re:...
For Hard X-ray lasers, shine a torch out of the front window at .99c.
For proper Exotic ship-to-ship combat try The Forever war by Joe Haldeman.
True and also-
Inserting current themes into story arcs, just so that they will resonate with the viewers.
Reminds me of Crackerjack...
/BOF
But what did he expect them to do?
He gave them no options, no alternatives. No - 2do this and you will be safe".
So they carried on.
People are like that.
In other words-
"Expect F-all to happen in Manned Spaceflight in the next 100 years"- NASA.
Virginia Lake?
I always though she was prettier than that...
Posted in Microsoft's IE9 'nearly finished'
Oh-
I thought that said " Microsoft's 'nearly finished"'.
But instead, it's a news item...
Lizard Planet Saxe-Coburg - near future:
Lizard1: "Your Enormity! the scanners have just picked up a broadcast! It may be a new food source..."
Lizard2: "Fool! Look at the backward technology. These are not the meaty food creatures we are looking for.-That wheeled dustbin is quite good though."
Eating on a phone call
Gets the phone hung up on you.
Get some manners, Jobs.
Posted in Microsoft's fear of an OpenOffice
(of course, the local equivalent is 'perl script').
Hardly. perl scripts are easy to understand (relatively)
Posted in Great white sharks menace Blighty
I know you are kidding.
Penguins don't carry rifles,they use harpoons.
melty-
Posted in Florida cops tase naked jogger
Wasn't he charged first,
then fell over, then was taken to the station...
Posted in Climate change apocalypse NOW
Just keep complaining.
If one or two handwringers can spoil everyone else's innocent fun just because They Don't Like It, then nearly a thousand voices should be heard.
It's their job to listen to complaints- particularly when they could concern a new cult.
The advantage being-
by dropping a giant Mento down the hole, no pumping is required...
Posted in Opera: Can someone free Korea from IE?
The problem is-
that doing 'sh*t' is all IE is good for.
Enhanced photos-
show a small pointy spaceship firing what appear to be little dots at the debris...
Posted in Margaret Thatcher celebrates 85 years
May I be amongst the first to say-
Happy Birthday, you evil cow.
Posted in Amazon shrinks books with Kindle Singles
Your pamphlet seems a little long, Mr Franklin-
Might I suggest you consider publishing it as a Pamph?
Silly Boy!
Didn't he have a stripy tent? Makes it look far more official when digging bank tunnels etc.
Bear found stuck in matchbox!!
Film at 11...
If it's without water for ...
a week + 24 hours, it turns into a chicken stock cube.
"I do not think it is responsible for Little Chef to sell a shirt with that slogan."
What the hairy hell does that statement actually MEAN?
Responsible for what and to whom?
Urge to throttle rising...
Won't some rich person,
with a digestive tract, patent the production of shit?
That would close down Microsoft straight away,and quite a lot of other abominations unto Nuggan as well. Lawyers, advertisers, you name it...
Blimey!
Common sense peeks above the threshold once again!
Next- Drawings of people are not people and do not have rights...
I believe the appelation the gentleman may be seeking
Is 'moose'.
Let me be the first to say-
*smirk* 'titter'
Is this not the Century of the Fruitbat? Cassettes?!?
*pfft*
Shame- we need this here!
I would like Worm Water on tap.
Mmmmm. Worm Water....
