"...the outcomes of 20.3 inverse femtobarns"
4072 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Microsoft aquires a bargepole.
His ashes are in space- possibly clogging up satellite thrusters...
Mary Whitehouse. Experience.
That will keep them guessing.
But- a bottle of Islay Malt!
</You Poured it On a Fish?>
Violence magnet Glasses or Blue Expensive Doorwedge?
Sounds more like BT...
But the Bebo Blast blew then up!
"I use Yahoo! and am very happy."
I imagine you will be applying to have that comment forgotten, eventually...
Google are doctors now?
They only had three? Ah, good old fashioned E German efficiency!
Prices go up. Qualty goes down. Trolls keep buying MS shit.
Nothing to see here but gullible brown-nosed fools with too much (other people's) money and very little sense.
El Reg's SPB better watch out...
Simple- 50Hz- not US. Record away and pile doom upon your enemies!
60Hz Probably US- Take more care- then record away. Pile doom carefully and with plausible deniability upon your enemies!
Perhaps a greenhouse?
"you get in one morning and it tells you there's been a software update and that new features are now available."
Hello- I wonder what this new stalk does...?
Rockall is surely the best place to send trainee harmonica players?
Idiots generally rely on large numbers of Addins and Macros.
I'd like to win a $500 hat.
probably runs Win8 though.
Maplin still hold the record for my fastest delivery I have ever experienced -
ordered something or other online at 2am (not much beer involved either) and it was on the doorstep by 9am The Same Morning...it was about 10 years ago though....
I was impressed.
the most truthiful article of all time.
Including the bit about the shouty bosses...
Network Problem? Microsoft Networking (sic)? NetBIOS or NetBEUI?
A Jammy Dodger would be nice.
As would a Nice.
That way lies trouble. Other biscuits are available. Try a HobNob?
As any fule kno...
If you have to but the battery into the phone, it's probably in the wrong way......
" a piece of piss, on Windows"
FTFY- Obviously is describing Win8...
The Win2k or NT4Server farm?
"I think my next project will ..."
Attract people looking for an illegal rave?
Good Friday stuff!
'Connect with me on ButtPlugg!'
Now I have a new sig...
of the NSA rack.
Needs a kick back in. Sorted soon...
Trolling the big boys- if the big boys say no, what are you gonna do?
What if they don't pay? Stop them selling?
Once the customers get riled up, you are toast.
You are in Luxembourg, not China...
"...you will find a lever at the top of the fridge which can be operated manually instead of by the door to switch off the light."
Only when the door is open...
I also want a flux capacitor, and I want it six months ago, just before the thunderstorm.
Battery (to the nipples) included.
Bloody "Queue Caution"
it means NOTHING!
"Legislation is coming in to stipulate that electric cars must make a car-like noise..."
No- electric cars should go quietly 'veep-veep-veep-veep' as they go bu. q.v The Jetsons.
Or have no wheels.
EEK- Alan Brown beat me to it... :)
Yes. The left side is the right side.
"whoever an angry Assyrian deity chose to put close to the accident.."
Tiamat hates trains. Don't fuck with him.
"You love Chinese food. Why not wait a while and buy more?"
"Can't climb stairs eh. Well that didn't stop the Daleks from ruling over half the galaxy."
They just ruled the bottom half...
Slightly OT... Is it DioDesign or DiodeSign?
That would thow an AI.
Perhaps- But "the more they tighten their grip,the more systems will slip though their fingers..."
Tetris: A metaphor for life.
"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Andreessen." "It seems that you've been living two lives..."