2572 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Li-Ion is so last century
I was going to get a Higgs Boson battery for my phone, but it was massive!
Re: The Rise of the Neo-Luddites
My map is mostly blank, apart from a 'X' and some text at the bottom about 'here be monsters'.
Could be Seattle, could be Cupertino; can't tell.
Doesn't the M25 already have an accelerator for Evil particles built into it?
Re: Help your manager look good?
If you haven't worked in Banking, you won't understand...
Re: All those functions?
True, so true.
Netflix makes it worse.
Re: Reeks of Daily Fail
The problem being is that the Execs ARE plug-compatible empty suits. That's why they can fuck up, fuck off and wander into a new position and carry on.
Kill them all with fire.
Re: in management terms
But IT guys can talk shit too!
Re: most US voters?
Most US voters think they sneak over the border.
Re: I like the idea!
Party political sites should be banned anyway.
Re: If I don't opt in for smut-
Well, at least it will put a stop to advertising it as 'Unlimited'...
Yes, of course it will......
If I don't opt in for smut-
Will I only have to pay 1/1000 of the normal price for the full internet connection?
Somewhere to get refunds!
That the Greeks really don't like Metro.
"...annoyed being called BT Openreach...."
Usually referred to as BT Opencrotch in these parts...
(Used to be Openwound/ world)
They will board it and add a huge disk array full of goodies and a sat link. Yarr!
The SS Itanic ?
Awesome... perhaps not.
Re: Many people saying Android has failed on tablets..
"Hmmm, cause nobody wants to buy it. That is typically how you judge a product as a failure...."
So much for Win8 and surface then.
Re: You get what you pay for
In this case, bigger yachts for the execs, smaller UK payroll for staff.
Re: "Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to menshn.com"
Oo- it's back- now reports:- "Your browser is too modern- please download IE6 or earlier."
Re: Re. Mystery Location
So it must be Tokyo.
Re:When I read that...
See- the adverts for PaedoTerrorGeddon are working! Stay away from the Daily Mail etc as much as you can and try to breathe slowly...
Re: The area that burned up
It doesn't charge via the USB? Pray tell more...
Re: Re: Joerg
To be fair, it seems that MS have managed to replicate Apple's most elusive product when it comes to the Surface- The Jobsian Reality Distortion Field.
2 degrees- see TFA.
Re:Re: Only one number that really matters
You want him to shoot you- with your own gun? That's rather sporting of you!
Re: iPhones 'are all fart and no poo'
All poo and a few fanbois...
Re: Don't be silly
Ok then- can it run Metro* and do more than two tasks?
/ducks and runs
* In a VM- I'm not that optimistic...
Re: Great now we have a child
A more tempered response, such as hurling chairs around?
< ---- That's you, that is.
Re: I like Aero
And me- I like the minty one.
Re: Don't care....
It won't matter- they are working toward full monochrome for the next release...
Re: The plural of 'chaos'
Re: "No Ms Harmon..."
hard to tell the difference, really...
Re: Dont get it
Re: Oh for god's sake
Ok- go for it.
. And don't forget to save the slush fund to replace the kit the now 'non-offended' dock workers have 'accidentally' dropped in the ocean.
It may not be gentlemanly conduct, but some people aren't gentlemen, and greasy-palmed officials doubly so.
Re: Nice strereotype.
Defence against gun carriers?
I've seen used dog food before.
Such an apt description of what they do at Redmond.
Re: In all fairness...
The way it's going, soon the spelling will be Micro¢oft.
Windows is the OS of the Cloud
Where 'Cloud' is a subset of 'Fog'.
Odd how this never needs to happen when there are people that need 'Democracy' dropping on them.
prayers to be rented.
Re: Not this again
It's more like complaining that people are eavsdropping when shouting down a cellphone on the train.
Why would you rip your cat's balls off?
Why do you seek attention for your arsehole?
I suppose you would have no interest in a DeadKittyBlimp then...?
Re: Room for improvement
But it's already fitted with Catseyes!
Is that like Manbearpig?
Re: I've never eaten dead cat.
Think now. Can you be absolutely certain about that...?
Re: Credit due?
What!? Sir Elt passed up a chance to do Camel With The Wind one more time?
Re: When does thing launch again? @Graham
Have one of these- even go want to do, like!
Their spelling is better than yours...
Well your profile says
you started on Wednesday 16th May 2012 08:40 GMT.
What harmful drugs are Apple on to try that line?
Re: Android apps on Windows
I hope quickly too. Android apps would only make W8 usable.
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- Hate Facebook? Hate it enough to spend $9k fleeing it? Web 'country club' built for the rich
- Hey, Scots. Microsoft's Bing thinks you'll vote NO to independence