2531 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Room for improvement
But it's already fitted with Catseyes!
Is that like Manbearpig?
Re: I've never eaten dead cat.
Think now. Can you be absolutely certain about that...?
Re: Credit due?
What!? Sir Elt passed up a chance to do Camel With The Wind one more time?
Re: When does thing launch again? @Graham
Have one of these- even go want to do, like!
Their spelling is better than yours...
Well your profile says
you started on Wednesday 16th May 2012 08:40 GMT.
What harmful drugs are Apple on to try that line?
Re: Android apps on Windows
I hope quickly too. Android apps would only make W8 usable.
not enough water for cooling?
Don't use water. It's bad.
Re: "So why the ad-hominems?"
It seems an increase in solar output leads to an increase in the number of arseholes.
I wish the sky would fall on the lot of them.
Anyone using Windows for any life-crucial tasks should be taken out and shot.
It says so in the EULA...
Voldemort's a hacker? Who knew!
Seriously- can anyone sue for damages? These ones are real, not like McKinnons 'repair' bill...
Re: It's OK...
It is Ok- when the thieves open it, a jet of poison gas will shoot out of the screen.
Re: We can't afford the CPU, hard drive, video, etc upgrades MS thinks are necessary
Perhaps they pay them more, rather than wasting money on overspecced hardware to run overpriced bloatware?
But what is the mass of a football pitch, in Kangaroos?
Re: first concorde, now the UI (It is called Cargo -Cult)
"...The thing about Win8 and Metro is they are shaping up to be absolutely fantastic on mobile devices and tablets."
fan·tas·tic (fn-tstk) also fan·tas·ti·cal (-t-kl)
1. Quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance.
2. Unrestrainedly fanciful; extravagant:
3. Bizarre, as in form or appearance; strange:
4. Based on or existing only in fantasy; unreal: fantastic ideas about her own superiority.
5. Wonderful or superb; remarkable:
1 out of 5 ain't bad...
Re: Foxconn-rebranding company.
Turd-polishing comapany is already taken by Microsoft.
Re: Is it just me....
Perhaps- but it does make the Police look like dicks...
Re: execute people on the Reg forums
Capital punishing- for TYPING in CAPS??
I love to watch rape.
Such lovely yellow fields, waving in the breeze.
Re: Science == skepticism
Correct! Bozons are not real- unlike Bosons...
Bozos on the other hand are many, and like to think the sky is falling.
That would be-
toe the line. Not tow.
Re: Be interesting if...
Within 6 months Whitehall and Co would be running Bring and Buy sales to raise money.
It might be nice to see Bake Sales for Bullets instead of Hospices though.
So much for hearts and minds- that's just low.
Easier to claim-
Does it have a Win Metro interface, with tiles for the different types of benefit?
Press Red square for Housing Cash, Green square for Heating cash, etc.
Re: Opera - top dog. AC@17:17
By the mindless.
Part tablet, part laptop, part tea-trolley. Where are the castors though?
That's where El Reg went.
All else seemed ok though.
Re: Thou shall be doomed
And those that do use it will be used to the experience..
Re: then what do you expect
Er, The Mail ? No- The Sunday Sun!
Re: I'm impressed!
The cat? It's here and there...
Watch as this makes Google+ look crowded.
Re:the same ip address?
Or the same IQ:?
But I thought it was for "learning the basics of computing..."
Re: Possibly not by the time they leave school.
Well perhaps a broom or spatula, then.
Re: Or maybe
That probably doubles NASA's budget.
Re: Who give's a **** about the number of cores?
"Actually these cheap knock-off trainers I'm wearing are technically better for your feet than the expensive ones,that's the main reason I wear them...And the sweatshop pays an extra 2c per week to the children that sew them up"
In my informed and objective opinion-
You made a poor choice.
Re: The "practice version"
has two lasers of it's own.And a talking bomb...
Re: a little late for testing?
The chances of anything coming from Marx... are a million to one,said Engels.
Re: Try this :
The one with weapons lock on you, Sir.
Re: Relevance? Humbug.
In related news- a humbug icon could be useful...
Re: BING IS THE BEST
This comment explains the rest of BDG's erm, output.
Re: BAE =
This is for you :)
Re: whats the use?
My first thought was Robot Politician.
Re: WTF is a Zune?
Brown, I think...
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