2324 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
It's not hard to spell W.i.n.d.o.w.s
Where's the slo-mo? Where's the 3D?
Looks like the WP trainwreck experience is lacking...
If you keep your Windows desktop running 24/7 then...
it will stop working.
Surely storage IS simple?
It's just retrieving the damn stuff in one piece that is the hard bit.
Backups are Write Only, as any fule kno...
It does sound like it will work, at least up to a point.
But why do MS take something simple, like networking, and make it so oddly complicated? They've done it again with this.
At least the satnav
won't blow away when you open the window.
In general, I know vaguely where I am, and where roughly I am heading. The last mile though can be the killer. Getting back home on autopilot is great.
And it's fun to wind the satnav up when you know there's a better route than the one it wants you to take...
But until someone decides to invest here (wherever 'here' happens to be) all we can do is still keep banging the rocks together and hope for improvement.
Impressive- that they know exact locations for their branches;
But scary- that they know the exact location of their customers...
Can you get
Verity Stob dolls too?
Automatically, in this case-
In that it seems like a feature.
Didn't wait long for an answer eh, Coward?
Doing a 'find' on Windows must kill you.
Anyone could write a better OS than MS, probably even you, if you put your mind to it, or could be bothered to learn how- just like MS these days, it would seem.
Or perhaps MS
Could try writing an OS that doesn't screw itself up automatically?
I'm not sure that a 'human right' can be cut off-
If you stop paying for it.
Water is an example, as electricity is not; so also internet access. However, 'rights' as a concept are really an artificial construct, with artificial boundaries.
To paraphrase Heinlein;
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, as 'Human Rights' are useless to a man drifting in the middle of an ocean...
But don't CAT/MRI scans
cause un-curable cancer of the BRANE???!!!! eleventyone?
I'm interested in this planet for sale-
Is it where you live?
You would 'plop' for 1 every time-
If '1' was the mythical 'brown note' alright...
Had it's heyday more than 20 years ago, much like Microsoft.
The one and only USPTO guy that can read, and he comes up with this ?
Second hand shops or Poundland?
Maybe some people do actually like them.
Just not very many people.
So both the Zune
and the Lumia are good as hammers?
ps- there may be an exotic gas leak in your room. I'd have it checked out...
do the grown-ups know you are using their computer?
Or RT Davies will come back!
The Xmas spirit-
is long quaffed. By celebratory Boffins.
Not quite- no.
it's similar to how tapes used to be high speed copied.
The signal bleeds from one layer of the tape to the next, over time.
On audio, the effect starts as pre-echo, and is minimised by spooling though occasionally, to shake things up a bit, and by storing tail out... IIRC, with the mag layer facing out...or in- whichever was better.
(it IS Sat night...so beer!)
Play WWF onboard-
Only when flying pandas to zoos, shurely...
That would make them...
Pull this one off, Bill-
And the world will forgive you for Windows.
It is also optional-
You don't need to use it. Opera is still fast!
And get some proper starships built.
With Atomic furnaces and stuff!
It has a hole in the middle...
that were a lot of places without TalkTalk... service
An *English* thing.
All others being derived...
The drugs don't work...
they just make it worse.
And not a single rhyme...
Like water down a hole-
I imagine that it would start off going straight in, but the slightest unbalance to one side or the other (or the other...3 dimentions...) would impart a rotary or orbital component, which would lead to the usual spiral...
You left the workstation unlocked- AGAIN!
"007- we need to find Mr Badaffi's secret lair..."
Ok M, oh- Google says it just there...look."
Oo- rocket motor!
Now I want one
That would NEVER happen!
iThing seperation anxiety... that could wreck the [plane on it's own.
I'm afraid I'll have to wait until the study group is formalised-
once the funding comes through, of course...
Obviously the Martian Space Command-
Think otherwise, or you wouldn't be here...
That's the others; the non-boffins.
Not all scientists are boffins-
But all boffins are Good Scientists.
iPhone. It just...
Oh.... It just *about *works.
- Vid Hubble 'scope scans 200,000-ton CHUNKY CRUMBLE ENIGMA
- Google offers up its own Googlers in cloud channel chumship trawl
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
- Interview Global Warming IS REAL, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't THERMAGEDDON
- Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad