The last line could be Nokia's epitaph-
"It's all over, here."
2750 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"It's all over, here."
Torture Porn laws?
The Map reflects religion- it's a grey area.
First the fall of Communism, next the fall of IQ.
Then you are probably just playing at being Captain.
...and it won't work with anything decent until it's been hacked by someone.
Lift the veil, shurely?
Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Earth Shattering Kaboom.
Please format hard drive and install another OS.
I know. Flame away- I'm chilly.
That's going on a t-shirt!
Checkov! Is that you?
So? Start a black latex spacesuit factory.
If this guy's Fundie God exists, I'll gladly roast in Hell for eternity rather than go to Fundie Heaven.
A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!
Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.
Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.
I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.
...beat of iTunes in my brain..
seems more likely
Thanks for giving a shit- so we don't have to.
Enter the cluebat.
Shouldn't there be numerics and case changes in there, just to make it roll off of the tongue better?
Authorised to him out?
You must be thinking of Julian Clary.
That;s the US Govt screwed then.
"It may be unnecessary for Republican men to exhibit masculinity through their appearance,"
It's obvious they're dicks...
Use this one - Thatcher with a 'Tash.
I agree- it's an outrage!
Oh- wait; it is an eel...
Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...
Linux on the Desktop!
Yes it is- how did that get there?!?
Does he use Bing?
Don't let Windows drive- solved.
It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?
It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.
Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...
Bill- they don't think much of MS products...
I don't do religious pamphlets.
Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!
Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.
Is all down to CO2.
What have I told you about annoying your toys, Jesus?
Giant Dragon Soup- the Chinese could already have a recipe.
Four if you count the space station in 2001...
because you are on IOS 6.
and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...
Evacuation of Bowel?
The Apple Store provides a free bag of Unicorn Farts.