Increased sales figures!
Every little helps...
2892 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Every little helps...
and unusual punishment.
Or Stepford grade. more like.
'Cause it starts with a 'J'.
No, Giraffic Artists on Giraffe paper.
In Giraffic Park.
Aha - A Dyson Ball. In a vacuum...
Try again on Tuesday. About 2ish.
It's put on a bit of mass...
That's no Moon...
'Planet' <Noun> (gk) Wanderer
'Atmosphere' <Noun> Gaseous envelope held onto surface of Planet (q.v) by Gravity.
But if they did, they'd be shit. Probably.
El Reg Xmas cards with sound please.
Why would they?
Taking the piss?
A TIFKAM screen?
Sounds correct though.
Replaced by Ministry of Truth.
Bad Show, BBC.
It's capable of going fast, but is generally quite slow.
q.v VW Bora, the car for old farts that think the Passat is too racy.
Next- Aether; Where have you been hiding?
For you then?
"We all love good value for money"
That rules out Starbucks, then.
You say that like it is a bad thing...
Hiding behind H&S?
It's spreading worldwide like a red weed...
Royalites for Dickens novels ripped off by the US?
or not, rather.
Unfortunately the chameleon circuit is bust.
Gungan Style ?
Perhaps anyone who needs an addy for '"we will not pass on your details ..." signups. Why not for $5? Better than a spam raddled Hotmail account- if you can still get one...
The Surface clicky-clicky one with the Glee types?
He's a designer at MS?
What a nice headline that would make...
As well as the Apple/Samsung one?
using a 'mouse'.... right...
'Flesh coloured' plastic never is, looks creepy and scares kids.
Robot stuff, shiny or CF looks cool and not scary. Unless you are Sarah Connor, of course.
Code word...or safe word?
That's what we need! Artificial Levity!
wizz! (For Atomms)
I shall invent a device to accelerate and collide lawyers and priests at relativistic speeds, and place it in the public domain.
I wonder what esoteric particles would be produced?
Suggestions on a postcard:-
On an iPhone 5, yes- they look like that out of the factory, apparently.
Probably applied with a 'peddle'...
patent the use of audio-output jack as a whistle.
*heard it here first*
Said jm83, in a string of postings...
...what *keeps* us human is compassion and empathy.
Now *that* is a Review.
“Give me the child for his first seven years and I'll give you the Microsoft User.”
How hard can it be?
Don't sit under the Apple tree, with anyone else but i...
Sing along now!