Re: Remember when it was the fashion to leave a gap between your tie knot and collar?
Alice from Dilbert?
2887 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Alice from Dilbert?
"Where do I apply!"
Microsoft PR Dept.
"The *chap* who wrote ReiserFS..."
That would be Reiser FFS!!
The banks may dole them out for free, but I bet they don't use them internally.
Sounds like the BMJ see an unwelcome rise in men actually visiting their doctors for a change.
Or Chocolate starfish shaped...
Cache is £, surely?
"I said- you buy one, get three free!"
"No, they just needed a new machine."
Not quite- they just were told they needed one.
if the firm was making any money after the Chief's Bonuses are paid out they wouldn't have had to have the redundancies.
cougars behind the rest...
But that means they exist at the temperature of molten ice! Outrageous!
“So we’re going to spend five to ten minutes at the start of every lesson, and the same again at the end,getting out tools, sweeping up and putting things away again?"
Glad he wasn't my Woodwork teacher at school. Lazy git.
Re:PS Sounds like the plot of Saturn 3...
No, No, the hard part is teaching them to climb ladders with a stiffy.
there you go.
Global warming has melted it!
Or the ACID OCEAN has dissolved it!
Thus: SPACE PIRATES!!
...demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…
Sound like PIRATES to me.
Android, Apple and Blackberry. Plenty of competition there.
Oh and that other one. Never mind.
How quaint- it lives under a bridge, look!
Ego polishing, pure and simple.
It's bloody Barclays.
Nightvision- that explains the photomultipliers.
The xenon is there to inhale and do Darth Vader impressions while they wait.
Invented in Yorkshire...
have drop-down hands with guns in the wrists?
But- you are neglecting the contribution of... Hippo farts.
Isn't there one of those high up in Nokia?
The sub header made my head spin.
It'll be one for the AREOLOGISTS history books.
A complex date indeed.
It's like having a picture book with furry pages.
'Surface' is a submarine.
Dive dive dive.
It's compared to a bag of sugar.
*Car Analogy Alert!*
Say you bought a car.
Would you be happy having to Pay Extra for a windcreen that was more than 10% transparent, ot a decent sized steering wheel before you could drive it as easily as your previous cars?
Holding an Apple?
You mean "My Very First Smartphone"
I got stuck in the barrel room ;You got imprisoned in there, and to escape you had to get into a barrel and then dump it though the trap door into the river- do it without and you would drown. i threw the barrel out first one time, and could not proceed, so quit and reloaded from tape. This time when I was thrown into the room, there was no barrel, and it was never there ever after - this was without doing a game save- I have no idea what happened...
I think what you are saying is:-
Win 8. Windows for Monkeys.
Leave Igors out of this!
Is he called Bruce?
Roy would have been ok if he hadn't gone to Skaro.
looks like it will turn into Mr Sparkle at any moment.
Are so 2D...
Is the Cake true now or not? I forget...
which end of the gut they go in...
Every little helps...
Or Stepford grade. more like.
'Cause it starts with a 'J'.
No, Giraffic Artists on Giraffe paper.
In Giraffic Park.
Aha - A Dyson Ball. In a vacuum...