2635 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Windows 8 is amazeballs
Where [amaze] is silent.
Re: I guess the one that already left had the Linux PR guys on it....
Not the B ark- the one you are in orbit around...
Bob the Samsung guy?
You misheard- he's a BARRISTER.
Re: ...they can't hold a reasonable argument.
But they can hold a phone any way they like...
Re: It's even easier with USB leads being standard
Just like the iPhone!
Re: is CO2 snow anything like regular snow?
The Martian Esquimax have a word for it...
Pay for stuff that doesn't work the way you want, then pay for more stuff to make it work the way you want it to.
Re: but I thought I just read that Samsung sells more phones than Apple.
I agree- but I'm fucking sick of having to keep charging the battery on my Bentley, and my iPhone only does 2 mpg.
Re: Bag Selection.
As long as the waiststrap is bigger than the waist, it's not an IT problem....
Red tides are dangerous,
/runs away, coat flapping.
Re: MS need to shed Ballmer
Re:Re: Is that the sound....
It depends whether the music they listen(ed) to is shit or shite.
Re: wildfire limitations
That could be seen as an advantage, rather than buying apps that won't run. You know what some people are like...
You are new, I take it , to Mr Dabbs journalistic stylings?
Re: To all not getting these columns...
Or they are the ones that are doing the marinading, perhaps?
Re: What the frak
Your Bong-fu is weak...
Re: Meh.. Will be overturned LONG before then.
How fitting a choice of words...
"and deduces that they must have a fast internet connection." - even after finding out it's BT Infinitlyslow...
Re: The heroes of our youth...
And one from me,
Thanks Neil,from all mankind, and Mr Gorsky in particular.
Here's to Armstrong Base, Mars,
Re: Just in time for a Mormon President
Aren't all religions just a bunch of cults?
And so it begins...
My bluetooth headset is translating everything into Mandarin.
Re:what's yours, genius?
Yes, actually. Thanks for asking.
Re: Idiots like this stuff
"Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...”
But let's hope it does.
Surely an alternative viewpoint, to be valid, should look at the facts? There are lots of screwball sites out ther if you just want 'Alternative' viewpoints to things- qv Moon Hoax, JFK, 911 etc.
Why so many not-dead lawyers then?
Don't kill people. Accountants kill people.
*Works for other industries too.Your mortality rate may vary.
Stop eating that Thorium then!
Batman used to exist, but has been extinct for millions of years...
Re: Biggest laff since Jurassic Park
That would be Terminator 2. Spent ages looking for the Cash Machine Ripoff plugin for a Portfolio...
Re: open souse...
Thought there was something fishy about it...
Re: exactly those people
Not yet, but after a few years of these shows then their brains will be softened enough for those purchasing jobs.
Re: Win8 no longer honours hosts file?
No Surprise! HOSTS is quite a standard file, and everyone knows how MS feels about standards.
Re: Home 3D printing is killing vinyl?
Tough crowd today...
Re: one device at a time?
You don't expect commetards to actually Read The Fsking Article?
You must be new here...
Re:..the pond I want to be in...
Careful- there are probably Turtles in there...
Re: No fan of Windows 8 etc. but...
"Still have the 360 I bought on launch day..."
Re: The small gaps
If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...
"...but my religion demands that I not -"
"...be able to see that woman."
Re: What does UI stand for ?
It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...
Strangely apt url- MS marketing should have grabbed it first...
Re: Is El Reg the new Slashdot?
No. Perhaps Slashdot 3, Metro Slashdot, or Modern Slashdot... 'New' anything is sooo old...
"There's not yet a shortage of loonies as recent events have shown."
As 'recent events' include this survey, I agree.
Re: "you spend all day rebooting ?"
It is Windows...
Re: Sod that!
So do Apple...
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