2406 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Bad position
"I come from a family of teachers, my farther(sic) was an inner city head. Let me assure you that we are all scared of the bullies and their families."
There- fixed up that particular situation for you.
You don't need Windows to start posts with "As a gamer..."
Re: using gravity to lift something has never worked, and never will...
Time to get out of the hydro power business then...
But- I wanted to be a Pirate!
Re: It's a win-win situation.
Only the cost of removing all bins in public places.
Re: Instead of 'perishable', it should have said:
As a protective case
This would probably last as long as a Kindle screen.
Re: Sex the same as playing cards
Yes it is-
Poker and brag.
Re: iphone liquidmetal
Or machines for the simple?
Re: If you want to go Office...
Now I can see Ballmer in an afro wig...
Re: Boot from USB?
But iPads don't have USB to boot from.... What? There are other BYODs?
Re: Think of the children!
Don't let the cops grasp your title!
Caught by the fuzz.
Re: Google has all his personal info
Oh do piss off, Ellison.
Re: Heading in the right direction-
Which is down the plughole...
1000 jobs to go?
From the deckhands, not those that drove the ship onto the rocks, one assumes.
The Nebulous Them
A fine 80's band!
/the rest is true also...
Re: Hmm, I wonder what the fundamental particle of rabid control-freakery is called?
Re: Am I biting the hand that feeds it? Oh yes!
The Register has been seperating trolls from bridges for years.
Vodafone pay tax?
Re: I imagine... all the people, living with Linux....
CAD? Isn't that for MACs...
Oh wait- OSX nix..
Re: Windows is a brand, as you well know
They brand cattle, not usually sheep though.
Re: The Windows 8 Disaster.
A seperate OS?
Then why Windows Anything?
It should really have a different name.
Might I suggest LossDos?
Re: Well programmed robot sheep
I take it they are not the Microsoft ones then?
Re: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
For serious computing you need a Carroty Bit.
report on a lot of 'anti-science'.
Mainly about AGW.
A bit too chilly
for Integral Trees.
Re: God forbid
God forbid these things should be funded by anyone else but us! What would the neighbours think?
The Empire days are gone. Stop giving all our cash away to assuage a guilty conscience nobody actually has.
Re: as you can see the police state coming in now
Finally- the voice of reason.
Google "Twilight Moms"
Guys would never get away with it...
Re: Every day on SyFy
I see your SyFy (wtf were they thinking?) and raise you the Horror Channel...
Re: The worst of the best
The most fantastically bad film was offered Free on an IPTV channel.
Kung Fu Mummy.
Try it- you must.
Rather- a spurt is a Drip under pressure...
Yes, that pesky poison dihydrogen monoxide strikes again....
What connection does he have with *music* ?
Re: Shooting in 3D of absolutely nothing and collecting no samples.
To be fair- you can't go any lower...
Well done JC.
Clarification post. $SexualDeviance is the price, in USD.
Re: Liquid water
It's not fully tidally locked: it has a long day, rotating 3 times for 2 revolutions of the Sun.
Re: Apples just work...
Slapping won't help. Give it a good thump.
Two FTL palnets crushing a star in a pincer movement.
Not an iThing-
His wings would have melted...
Re: Anyone want
Re: Metro on TV?
So you can buy my new invention; The Finglonger. Oh my, yes!
Wouldn't that make it an act of REAL piracy?
Standard for jumping out of a plane.
Without expletives - not the first jump...
That's *next* year...
The Small Print.
Don't read it carefully.
So what you are saying is: Windows 8- by idiots, for idiots.
That explains the backward compatibility...
Re: Disable Metro UI
The beauty of Windows is never needing the command line... yeah, right.
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