Posts by hplasm
1797 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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Aberlour single malt !
Pwharr!! A longitme favourite...
Invisibilty cloak-
Free with every Opera hat!
Bla bla bla
Present your ID- says Anonymous Coward.
Posted in Couple crash into church, curse satnav
It can't be easy to ignore the sat-nav
For those complete fuckwits that insist on mounting them *right* in the middle of their eyeline.
First car mfg to fit armaments gets my vote.
Zero Day
The day after the last Windows installation crashed.
Can't wait...
Posted in McDonalds samples NFC swipe-tech in UK
Mcdonalds do food now?
They really are moving with the times!
Absolutely Correct.
Cruel and Unusual Nanny Statism. (Euphemistically speaking, of course; it's legalised torture.)
Your hood is slipping-
and we can see your face.
Save cash-
get off the Microsoft upgrade carousel.
Ah,Unstable Magenta!
It's the colour of Win!
£400k?
To move it onto a USB drive and lose it?
Remarkable.
Where's the OMG Cat Icon?
Never-
They would much rather stick a full size submarine periscope up yer torpedo tube.
His battery-
Is not user replaceable.
No cat-
But Stevo has a white iPad.
And why not
add a modern CPU, like an Atom or something, to save power?
I'll rebuild it with mercury myself.
Like those that did it originally.
I don't recall them entering the hatting trade either.
Asbestos is not mercury.
Are you American? You panic like one... Look out- a fluorescent lamp!!
(You have been now...)
mercury is not a geat a hazard-
as Heath & Safety zealotry is.
Icon-?
Reilgious, Icon.
The best bang
since the Big Bang.
That's mine with the two collars...
Yes-
It's caused by :-
applying power
or
making the chips do some work
or
just pushing it over the bleeding edge. (sic)_
chuck it out of the window and don't bother with another one.
You won't get it repaired, you'll get someone elses' that has it's own latent psychosis waiting to be triggered.
Another Slippery slope.
Plod's bill for grease must be astronomical.
^ <-- Dibble slips the lard wrapper into someone else's pocket...
Posted in Microsoft Kinect goes gangbusters
Shouldn't that be 'Kinect goes Xbox Buster'?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12121999
Seeing as most ant-anti Windows rants-
Usually seem to start "- I'd happily use OSX/Linux/Other, but as a Gamer I..." (need Windows XP) Then the last part about booting into Windows 'to do some work' seems a bit arse-backwards. Especially on a tablet.
He is ten
But in what number base?
Continuous upgrades?
You need them when the base product keeps breaking.
Stable products don't need them as much... Hmmm.
Awesome!
Where can I get one?
1960s Beetle?
Rare as hen's teeth and twice as dear- post 70's beetles are a lot faster and much more fun. And they stop too- sometimes facing the right way round. No airbags or anything soft are included, but the radio slot is standard.
Beetles are seen as cool cars- unlike anything Ford.
And also-
When the knobbly pint pots were still around, the tall slippy ones that are used today were known as schooners too...
Ford-
Now in conjucntion with Mary Poppins.
Too much wood?
Apply beaver.
He's Peter Mandelson-
Of course you are supposed to hit him.
So we would have to pay up-
because you can't find your passport?
Or your arse with both hands, it seems.
Ahem-
To use the rhetoric of the twats they gave the cash to-
"Lessons will be learned..."
If they don't get a refund.
( I hate that phrase......grrrr.)
Posted in Christmas shoppers hit by BT fire
Beware programmers and salesmen
bearing soldering irons...
BTW Is it nearly Christams? Already?? Who knew...?
- unless
It's invisible, and ineffable...
Killer-whale
But surely that equals 1000 ordinary whales...
Lower,
and now with *extra ions* !!!
This one, judging by the comments...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YiCD3sWkTpE/SiYLwHLzmQI/AAAAAAAAGTQ/05aVelJb9do/s400/fp0209~Monty-Python-Gumby-Man-Posters.jpg
David later replied-
"I - .kgS&£)dsa
*No Carrier*
On the other hand-
If you can't search for it, no-one can find it.
Unless they already know where it is, they won't see it....
Sounds ideal for the Murdoch Version of Things (TM)
Yes-
Amazon is hanging out with some dodgy politicians.
But isn't the idea of the adverts
To explain why Windows is shit?
Good Job
The customers are watching- 'cause BT aren't.
Became aware through complaints and on the users forums????
is that any way to run a choo-choo? Then again, looking at the railways...
Err
I can't find the Low Ion Orbit Cannon on Sourceforge...
