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* Posts by hplasm

2635 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

40,000 sign petition to oust Rep. Paul 'pit of hell' Broun

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Re: An important idea here.

A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!

Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.

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Crazed Microsoft robot accuses BBC kids' channel of Win8 piracy

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Metro, Notro,Modern UI-

Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.

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Boffins: Our memory film is like your girlfriend - transparent and cheap

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Re: Lets have more gratuitous sexism.

I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.

/saidtoomuch...

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Samsung adds iPhone 5 to patent battle v Apple

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Re: if i was the judge

...beat of iTunes in my brain..

seems more likely

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Re: Do they sell these Sun's in the US?

Ask Oracle.

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Simon Cowell plans X Factor for Tech

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Re: Not X factor

Thanks for giving a shit- so we don't have to.

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Windows 8 early-bird users still love Windows 7 more - poll

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Re: Fast boot isn't everything...

Enter the cluebat.

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'Replace crypto-couple Alice and Bob with Sita and Rama'

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Re: Longer is better

Shouldn't there be numerics and case changes in there, just to make it roll off of the tongue better?

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US said to designate Assange 'enemy' of the state

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Re:Don't stand too close to the windows, Julian.

Authorised to him out?

You must be thinking of Julian Clary.

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Re: It won't do you any good

That;s the US Govt screwed then.

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Democratic congresswomen 'less feminine in appearance' than Republicans

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True

"It may be unnecessary for Republican men to exhibit masculinity through their appearance,"

It's obvious they're dicks...

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New Zealand Prime Minister apologizes for Dotcom spying

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Re: Margaret Thatcher Icon

Use this one - Thatcher with a 'Tash.

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McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

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McExtras?

McSweetcorn?

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NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie

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Re: "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus"

I agree- it's an outrage!

Oh- wait; it is an eel...

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Tesla drops veil on TOP SECRET solar Superchargers

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Re: The cake is a lie!

Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...

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Vandals break into congressman's office, install Linux on PCs

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Re: Non-story

Linux on the Desktop!

Yes it is- how did that get there?!?

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Or-

iOS6!

*gasp*

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Windows Store size doubles: Now 0.3% the size of Apple's

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Best qualitie-

much cheapness!

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Google promises autonomous cars for all within five years

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Re: Scary stories from the Chocolate Factory

Does he use Bing?

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Re: This brings a new meaning to...

Don't let Windows drive- solved.

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A single web link will WIPE Samsung Android smartphones

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Re: Magic

It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?

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Scientists: 'Castration is the key to a longer life'

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Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.

It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.

Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...

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Events in stratosphere can affect Earth's entire climate

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Re: I hate to piss on anyones parade but...

Bill- they don't think much of MS products...

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@ Andrue

Yes.

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Re: Sorry? Whats stopping you?

I don't do religious pamphlets.

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Re: Swiss Navy

Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!

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Re: Sorry?

Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.

Is all down to CO2.

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Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

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Re: we're all only one step down from the trees

What have I told you about annoying your toys, Jesus?

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China plots 2017 mission to plan MOON COLONY

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Re: But think about...

Giant Dragon Soup- the Chinese could already have a recipe.

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Re: So we'll end up with three designs of wheel....

Four if you count the space station in 2001...

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Fans rap Apple's 'crap' Map app

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Re: some features that google maps don't show ME-

because you are on IOS 6.

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Mars rover Curiosity gets ready to blast its first rock

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It may grow an arm-

and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...

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Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

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Or

Evacuation of Bowel?

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Re: Power Source?

The Apple Store provides a free bag of Unicorn Farts.

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Gigantic Roman bathtime-fun mosaic found under Turkish field

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Yar,

mate.

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Re: Umm wheres the IT Angle?

Dot Matrix? I have a vewwy good friend in Wome called Dot Matrix!

Thwow him to the florw, Centuwion!

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New vicious UEFI bootkit vuln found for Windows 8

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Re: Colour me astonished

Arr! It be Pirate Boots then!

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'Programming on Windows 8 just like playing bingo' - Microsoft VP

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Re: I for one couldn't really care less what they call it.

It's more how they call it- the APIs aren't consistent...

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Re: 'just like playing bingo' ...

Either way, it confirms that Windows 8 is a true gaming platform...

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NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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Re: But-

Only for taking the Tube...

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Re: And the gamma ray mega radiation kill thing?

Any useful space drive is a useful weapon.

(Niven) ish

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Ballmer: Win8 'certainly surpasses' Win95 in importance

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Re: Space

But if that is true, why have you put the words "and the word" in between them instead?

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Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing

You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?

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Microsoft announces Office 2013, Office 365 pricing

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"I don't really see what your loosing with subscribing..."

Spellchecker functionality?

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Forty Canadian birds BONKING against windows EVERY MINUTE

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Re: Would be interesting to determine...

Lots of amorous hawks colliding with the sticker...

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Windows 8: Never mind Office, it's for GAMING

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So now it's official?

Windows 8 is a toy.

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Fanboys order 2m iPhone 5s in 24 hours

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Re: A fool and his money...

There's one born every 2.6 seconds...

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Microsofties to get Windows 8 Surface tabs

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"Microsoft can create an internal website for bugs/comments/requests"

Just how big is Cloud 365?

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The iPHONE 5 UNDERMINES western DEMOCRACY: 5 reasons why

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Re: A Lumia 920 is in my sights....

Open fire!

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New guide: Bake your own Raspberry Pi Lego-crust cluster

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Re: One Pi is Pi

Pies.

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