2635 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: An important idea here.
A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!
Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.
Metro, Notro,Modern UI-
Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.
Re: Lets have more gratuitous sexism.
I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.
Re: if i was the judge
...beat of iTunes in my brain..
seems more likely
Re: Do they sell these Sun's in the US?
Re: Not X factor
Thanks for giving a shit- so we don't have to.
Re: Fast boot isn't everything...
Enter the cluebat.
Re: Longer is better
Shouldn't there be numerics and case changes in there, just to make it roll off of the tongue better?
Re:Don't stand too close to the windows, Julian.
Authorised to him out?
You must be thinking of Julian Clary.
Re: It won't do you any good
That;s the US Govt screwed then.
"It may be unnecessary for Republican men to exhibit masculinity through their appearance,"
It's obvious they're dicks...
Re: Margaret Thatcher Icon
Use this one - Thatcher with a 'Tash.
Re: "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus"
I agree- it's an outrage!
Oh- wait; it is an eel...
Re: The cake is a lie!
Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...
Linux on the Desktop!
Yes it is- how did that get there?!?
Re: Scary stories from the Chocolate Factory
Does he use Bing?
Re: This brings a new meaning to...
Don't let Windows drive- solved.
It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?
Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.
It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.
Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...
Re: I hate to piss on anyones parade but...
Bill- they don't think much of MS products...
Re: Sorry? Whats stopping you?
I don't do religious pamphlets.
Re: Swiss Navy
Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!
Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.
Is all down to CO2.
Re: we're all only one step down from the trees
What have I told you about annoying your toys, Jesus?
Re: But think about...
Giant Dragon Soup- the Chinese could already have a recipe.
Re: So we'll end up with three designs of wheel....
Four if you count the space station in 2001...
Re: some features that google maps don't show ME-
because you are on IOS 6.
It may grow an arm-
and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...
Evacuation of Bowel?
Re: Power Source?
The Apple Store provides a free bag of Unicorn Farts.
Re: Umm wheres the IT Angle?
Dot Matrix? I have a vewwy good friend in Wome called Dot Matrix!
Thwow him to the florw, Centuwion!
Re: Colour me astonished
Arr! It be Pirate Boots then!
Re: I for one couldn't really care less what they call it.
It's more how they call it- the APIs aren't consistent...
Re: 'just like playing bingo' ...
Either way, it confirms that Windows 8 is a true gaming platform...
Only for taking the Tube...
Re: And the gamma ray mega radiation kill thing?
Any useful space drive is a useful weapon.
But if that is true, why have you put the words "and the word" in between them instead?
Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing
You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?
"I don't really see what your loosing with subscribing..."
Re: Would be interesting to determine...
Lots of amorous hawks colliding with the sticker...
So now it's official?
Windows 8 is a toy.
Re: A fool and his money...
There's one born every 2.6 seconds...
"Microsoft can create an internal website for bugs/comments/requests"
Just how big is Cloud 365?
Re: A Lumia 920 is in my sights....
Re: One Pi is Pi
- Leaked screenshots show next Windows kernel to be a perfect 10
- Amazon warming up 'cheapo web video' cannon to SINK Netflix
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!
- Episode 13 BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?
- Vulture at the Wheel Ford's B-Max: Fiesta-based runaround that goes THUNK