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* Posts by hplasm

2573 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Ballmer predicts 400 MILLION Win 8 Surface and Lumia fumblers

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Re: MS need to shed Ballmer

Quiet, Ballmer.

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Bruce Willis didn't Buy Hard: His girls can't inherit his iTunes

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Headmaster

Re:Re: Is that the sound....

It depends whether the music they listen(ed) to is shit or shite.

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HTC hawks fresh Desire for market boost

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Angel

Re: wildfire limitations

That could be seen as an advantage, rather than buying apps that won't run. You know what some people are like...

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Safer conjugal rights via electronic skin

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Happy

Re: Over-Cautious

You are new, I take it , to Mr Dabbs journalistic stylings?

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Catapults, subsidies, and benefits: Bongonomics explained

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Devil

Re: To all not getting these columns...

Or they are the ones that are doing the marinading, perhaps?

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Happy

Re: What the frak

Your Bong-fu is weak...

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Amazon flings open doors to Android Appstore in Europe

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Re: Android

Powershell...

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Ho ho ho! Apple's Samsung ban bid pushed back to Christmas

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Re: Meh.. Will be overturned LONG before then.

"rabidly partisan"

How fitting a choice of words...

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BT wins ad watchdog ruling against BSkyB's 'instant movie' claim

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Re: @Matt_payne666

"and deduces that they must have a fast internet connection." - even after finding out it's BT Infinitlyslow...

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Neil Armstrong dies aged 82

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Re: The heroes of our youth...

And one from me,

Thanks Neil,from all mankind, and Mr Gorsky in particular.

Here's to Armstrong Base, Mars,

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China could penetrate US with new huge missile

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Re: Just in time for a Mormon President

Aren't all religions just a bunch of cults?

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And so it begins...

My bluetooth headset is translating everything into Mandarin.

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Reagan slams webmail providers for liberal bias

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Re:what's yours, genius?

Yes, actually. Thanks for asking.

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Councils launch eight spying ops on Brits A DAY using RIPA

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Big Brother

Re: Idiots like this stuff

"Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...”

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Microsoft's new retro-flavoured logo channels Channel 4

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Happy

Re: Austerity

Agreed.

But let's hope it does.

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Ice core shows Antarctic Peninsula warming is nothing unusual

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Meh

Re: Agenda?

Surely an alternative viewpoint, to be valid, should look at the facts? There are lots of screwball sites out ther if you just want 'Alternative' viewpoints to things- qv Moon Hoax, JFK, 911 etc.

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Lawyers: We'll pillory porn pirates who don't pay up

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FAIL

Really?

Why so many not-dead lawyers then?

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New nuclear fuel source would power human race until 5000AD

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Mushroom

Nuclear Power

Don't kill people. Accountants kill people.

*Works for other industries too.Your mortality rate may vary.

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Happy

Re: Nom

Stop eating that Thorium then!

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NASA: WE'VE FOUND Four-toed NON-HUMAN FOOTPRINTS

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Unhappy

Re: Batman

Batman used to exist, but has been extinct for millions of years...

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Disney sitcom says open source is insecure

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Happy

Re: Biggest laff since Jurassic Park

That would be Terminator 2. Spent ages looking for the Cash Machine Ripoff plugin for a Portfolio...

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Re: open souse...

Thought there was something fishy about it...

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Re: exactly those people

Not yet, but after a few years of these shows then their brains will be softened enough for those purchasing jobs.

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Windows 8: Download it, then speak YOUR brains

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Devil

Re: Win8 no longer honours hosts file?

No Surprise! HOSTS is quite a standard file, and everyone knows how MS feels about standards.

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Beck's open-source challenge to freetards: play it yourself!

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Devil

Re: Home 3D printing is killing vinyl?

It's true!

http://www.instructables.com/id/3D-printing-records-for-a-Fisher-Price-toy-record-/

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The problem with wireless: all those effin' wires

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Meh

Re: Excellent.

Tough crowd today...

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Happy

Re: one device at a time?

You don't expect commetards to actually Read The Fsking Article?

You must be new here...

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Nokia CEO: No shift from Windows Phone

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Happy

Re:..the pond I want to be in...

Careful- there are probably Turtles in there...

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'$199' Surface tablets: So crazy it might work, or just crazy?

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Happy

Re: No fan of Windows 8 etc. but...

"Still have the 360 I bought on launch day..."

BNIB.

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First, Google goggles - now the world gets self-censoring specs

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Re: The small gaps

If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...

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"...but my religion demands that I not -"

"...be able to see that woman."

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Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

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Re: What does UI stand for ?

It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...

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Paul Calf-

http://www.dontmakemethink.co.uk/paul/

Strangely apt url- MS marketing should have grabbed it first...

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Happy

Re: Is El Reg the new Slashdot?

No. Perhaps Slashdot 3, Metro Slashdot, or Modern Slashdot... 'New' anything is sooo old...

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SHOCK: Poll shows Americans think TSA is highly effective

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Aha-

"There's not yet a shortage of loonies as recent events have shown."

As 'recent events' include this survey, I agree.

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Microsoft: It's not Metro, it's Windows 8

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Windows

Re: "you spend all day rebooting ?"

It is Windows...

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Happy

Re: Sod that!

So do Apple...

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Radio hams unite to fight off new powerline comms standard

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Re: By the end of the day

Couldn't have said it better.

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Valve: Games run FASTER on Linux than Windows

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Windows

Re: Steam Linux?

If you were steam, you would blow away. Far away...

Might shut you up for a while.

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Re:Good luck getting Linux users to pay

But they have more disposable income, having not had to waste money on Windows!

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Anonymous hunts down Voldemort for hacking hungry kids' charity

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Happy

Re: This could be interesting to watch

You realise that you just "published" that "fact"?

Expect Black Helis!

<aManfromMars

or the award winning scorn of Matt Bryant... for confirming that you have a basement, so you probably live in it like everyone else that is not him,f or he lives on his own feet, like some sort of recursive athlete...

/aManfromMars?

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Pasadena to party hardy as Martian landing looms

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FAIL

Re: The point of going to Mars?

You are forgetting the triple breasted women- unavailable elsewhere, outside of Eroticon 6, as I understand it.

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Microsoft dumps Metro from Windows 8

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Windows

Re: it's irrelevant

Windows Saddo.

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Holmes

Re: ExMetro

Sooner or later =ExCrete

Followed up by ExCrement =SP1.

You know it would happen...

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Metro, by any other name

Will smell and sound the same...

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Well-

Abomin8.

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Judge rejects Apple's calls for Samsung censure

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Happy

Re: Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!

They didn't learn much, did they?

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Experts stroke beards over LOHAN's vacuity

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Pint

Re: At this point..

There you go....

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie

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Happy

Re: IT angle time....

You're going to need a bigger pan...

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