2406 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Be interesting if...
Within 6 months Whitehall and Co would be running Bring and Buy sales to raise money.
It might be nice to see Bake Sales for Bullets instead of Hospices though.
So much for hearts and minds- that's just low.
Easier to claim-
Does it have a Win Metro interface, with tiles for the different types of benefit?
Press Red square for Housing Cash, Green square for Heating cash, etc.
Re: Opera - top dog. AC@17:17
By the mindless.
Part tablet, part laptop, part tea-trolley. Where are the castors though?
That's where El Reg went.
All else seemed ok though.
Re: Thou shall be doomed
And those that do use it will be used to the experience..
Re: then what do you expect
Er, The Mail ? No- The Sunday Sun!
Re: I'm impressed!
The cat? It's here and there...
Watch as this makes Google+ look crowded.
Re:the same ip address?
Or the same IQ:?
But I thought it was for "learning the basics of computing..."
Re: Possibly not by the time they leave school.
Well perhaps a broom or spatula, then.
Re: Or maybe
That probably doubles NASA's budget.
Re: Who give's a **** about the number of cores?
"Actually these cheap knock-off trainers I'm wearing are technically better for your feet than the expensive ones,that's the main reason I wear them...And the sweatshop pays an extra 2c per week to the children that sew them up"
In my informed and objective opinion-
You made a poor choice.
Re: The "practice version"
has two lasers of it's own.And a talking bomb...
Re: a little late for testing?
The chances of anything coming from Marx... are a million to one,said Engels.
Re: Try this :
The one with weapons lock on you, Sir.
Re: Relevance? Humbug.
In related news- a humbug icon could be useful...
Re: BING IS THE BEST
This comment explains the rest of BDG's erm, output.
Re: BAE =
This is for you :)
Re: whats the use?
My first thought was Robot Politician.
Re: WTF is a Zune?
Brown, I think...
"super heated junk"
A "New iPad" story ?
The most obvious and required project-
I'm sad to say, is the 'B-Ark'.
All else is easy after that.
Otherwise- a great idea.
Re: My 2 cents. ;)
No it's not; you stole that idea.
Re: Andrew Orlowski?
no- AO has a brain.
I see that you didn't say
what the' best coders on the planet 'did use as their desktop.
Bet it's not windows.
3. "We are sorry. DVD playback is not supported. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
If you re correct-
Win 9 will ship on 37 floppies.
Sounds like they will have to get used to it.
Good practice for getting the best out of Win 9 then...
Re: "rely on the many quality solutions on the market"
Indeed- it seems that Windows is starting to exhibit all of the traits that were once leveled at Linux- no DVD playback,need to use the command line all of the time (regedit anyone...)- by the MS faithful... What next?
Re:That's why you, and I, are both here posting on this forum.
Rather than sitting on a giant yacht, planning Man's expansion out into the asteroids...
Fails the Turing test.
Prepare Charles 10, increase Sarcasm detector thrshold 10%...
Hot or not?
Re: Wil who?
He has been a commentard here too- so watch it...
Re: Let's hope they don't ration apostrophes.
Let's hope they bloody do.
Re:"I'm guessing Londoners drink more than a cup a day "
I thought Londoners drank water from bottles. Water from far away. Exotic water.
Still, having tasted London tap water...
Re: Desalination will never work...
But at least we can salt the roads when the ice age come back...
Re: "Fair Use" is a scam.
Of course, you paid for your username or acknowledged the meme creator....?
Re: You mean...
Not at all-
Q1. Draw an Acorn atom, labelling the screen and keyboard (85 marks)
Re: Sole satellite?
Not even the sole natural moon... how many are we up to now?
Woz misses out the word-
Re: More 'cloud' fun
Not the cloud.
More like the way Barclays & Co treat their IT staff like sh1t.
Lucky Barstards! We used to dream of having a school maggot pit...