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1879 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT

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FAIL

So that's why rockets dont work...?

Eh?

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Black Helicopters

True, but....

the last person to design one got a Mossad headache...

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Headmaster

Right title-

Wrong author. The Thing was taken from a John W Campbell story...

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Alien

Don't feed him...

he might be a gremlin. And it's past midnight...

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Much like the films

that do get made then...

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Star Trek was-

and it never stopped them...

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Ooh! Handbags at 10 paces!

Popcorn!

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Happy

Not even-

an old white one.

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Joke

Actually-

I did know that!

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FAIL

How amazingly

20th Century...

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Happy

This is MS...

"Excrement"

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Alien

USS Paul Foster?

Ha! I knew UFO was real...

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Happy

More likely-

If you're not on Facebook or Twitter, you'll wonder what everyone is panicking about, shrug, and have a nice stressfree day.

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WTF?

Corruption fatigue.

Is it just me, or is anyone else starting to suffer from this?

It seems everybody has their hands in our pockets, their noses in our business or a blank card to do whatever the 4uk they want. And get away with it.

Bastards.

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Crown Prostitution Service

Bought and Paid For.

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Pint

I'll drink to that!

cheers!

(watch that croc...)

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Happy

The gas has got into the woodwork-

They're all coming out today!

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A step above -

the RS battery club...

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Unhappy

It is an ill wind.

And it is doing nobody any good.

Unless they trade in ROCs.

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Jobs Horns

Isn't that the old motto...

v2?

Also available in white.

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Unhappy

You were lucky-

They can't usually be arsed with interference that 'only disturbs one man's hobby'.

probably get some cash flogging the kit back to the pirates ^H^H^H^H aspiring licensees...

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sadly, nobody could hear them

due to the RFI from powerline Ethernet that they unfortunatley overlooked...

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Only-

the Ford Ennals comes with DAB as standard...

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Happy

My new hobby

Is intefering with BT homehub signals.

Seems harmless...

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Flame

You really shouldn't comment on a grown-up forum.

Why do the feeble trolls have numbers after their names?

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The sun should come in a 3D edition

To better contain the amount of sh1t it contains.

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No Surprise-

Anything from Simon Cowell's anus and co makes me depressed.

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Happy

You can't polish a turd-

But you can wrap a ribbon around it!

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Happy

Ah- there are pictures!

Ergo; this has happened!

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Megaphone

Yet again they trot out 'Lessons will be learned'

When what people want to hear is 'Heads will roll.'

Never happens though.

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FAIL

Stick to what you know....

Commenting on a tech forum isn't it.

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Troll

Strangely-

It's funny how global warming believers employ exactly the same tactics as found amongst creationists, 9/11 "truthers", and holocaust deniers.

Fungible statement, that.

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Stop

Sold out-!

Get these 'Scientists' away from the meeja.

They're worse than religionists, and are giving scientists a bad name.

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Troll

Nobody cares

What you 'think' or 'believe' as you have aready demonstrated that you don't have a clue.

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Could it power-

a pacemaker?

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Grenade

Chris Busby

That's the fearmongering twat-in-a-hat that claims all n-plants emit plutonium; but it's undetectable!!

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NoDo?

Did not do.

What's the problem- just as described 'on the tin'.

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Unhappy

Council turd collector won't do it-

You'll be lumped in with 'Useless overpaid civil servants'

You will need to be a dogshit consultant.

Oh wait- useless, overpaid... etc.

You won't win.

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WTF?

How very,

very odd.

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FAIL

Apart from

the daylight saving adjustment, I suppose?

Teat.

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Gates Horns

Don't forget-

The decision makers in the UK are easily bought.

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"the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves"

2011 was the year the Mayonaisse Wars began...

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No glowing children now-

they are all unfit, aren't they?

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Good point, but they Are healthier...

Nuclear industry workers are indeed checked very carefully,very regularly- every 6-12 months, full workover.

This is mainly to ensure that any scare stories can be fully refuted- and less people do show up with anything nasty- see commentard below. (qv)

It is a nice perq for those in the industry; peace of mind as advertised by the 'BUPA' types but for real,and for free.

In the UK the results are probably freely available- they are good publicity.

awaiting downthumbs from the 'sky is falling and the bits have isotopes in them' tards.

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Troll

Your lead hat

has crushed your brain.

Proof that you don't need to look on the roads to find an utter anus.

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Pint

Err...

Diamond White?

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Happy

True.

Now where can I get a Wetbook of 80 Sexies?

Sounds niiiice!

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Alert

Nothing-

smells like Hairy Pam in the morning...

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Happy

On the Internet-

Nobody knows you are a dog.

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Grenade

Does it power

Night Vision goggles?

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