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* Posts by hplasm

2536 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Microsoft: It's not Metro, it's Windows 8

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Re: Sod that!

So do Apple...

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Radio hams unite to fight off new powerline comms standard

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Re: By the end of the day

Couldn't have said it better.

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Valve: Games run FASTER on Linux than Windows

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Re: Steam Linux?

If you were steam, you would blow away. Far away...

Might shut you up for a while.

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Re:Good luck getting Linux users to pay

But they have more disposable income, having not had to waste money on Windows!

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Anonymous hunts down Voldemort for hacking hungry kids' charity

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Re: This could be interesting to watch

You realise that you just "published" that "fact"?

Expect Black Helis!

<aManfromMars

or the award winning scorn of Matt Bryant... for confirming that you have a basement, so you probably live in it like everyone else that is not him,f or he lives on his own feet, like some sort of recursive athlete...

/aManfromMars?

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Pasadena to party hardy as Martian landing looms

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Re: The point of going to Mars?

You are forgetting the triple breasted women- unavailable elsewhere, outside of Eroticon 6, as I understand it.

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Microsoft dumps Metro from Windows 8

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Re: it's irrelevant

Windows Saddo.

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Re: ExMetro

Sooner or later =ExCrete

Followed up by ExCrement =SP1.

You know it would happen...

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Metro, by any other name

Will smell and sound the same...

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Well-

Abomin8.

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Judge rejects Apple's calls for Samsung censure

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Re: Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!

They didn't learn much, did they?

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Experts stroke beards over LOHAN's vacuity

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Re: At this point..

There you go....

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie

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Re: IT angle time....

You're going to need a bigger pan...

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Analyst says Surface could hurt Ultrabook, Windows 8 tablets

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Re: Eh?

Windows Phone doesn't have a few years.

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Beak explodes at Samsung's evidence leak in Apple patent spat

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bile spewing fandroids

A bit hard on Apple fans there...

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Forget 'climate convert' Muller: Here's the real warming blockbuster

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Are you

the Messiah?

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Giant idol 'STRUCK DOWN by the Wrath of God' unearthed in Turkey

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Re: ... the remaining trees of his forests will be so few that a child could write them down ...

And a damning testament to the state of maths teaching in Mesopotamian schools...

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Microsoft: Gmail rival Outlook.com will 'look good on your iPad' 

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Re: It really is competition for gmail...

Unlike Gmail, then which works fine in Opera.

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Olympic athletes compete in RAYGUN SHOOTING for the first time

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Re: You could have your eye out with that!

Wool?

or Antimatter...

hmmm...

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Re: A better explanation for the modern Pentathlon

"Just because the Lady loves...shiny Apples!"

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Re: It's the 21st Century...

"Besides, it's harder to enjoy reloading and working up loads for a laser."

Only if it's a namby pamby laser...

I agree with Matt (!) though- where's our Mary Poppins Icon?

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Boffins puzzled over impossibly fast ice avalanches on Saturn's moon

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Re: Not natural

"I've run the message thru the ICU- Mother doesn't think it's a message- she thinks it's a warning.-

Something about Instant Mash..."

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Twitter airport bomb joke conviction binned in common-sense WIN

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Re: Would this be the same CPS

Corrupt Prosecution Service?

Yep- that's them.

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Natwest freezes debit cards, online banking in fresh cock-up

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Re: Err...

How's the vertigo at the moment, then?

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IT departments are BRATTY TEENAGERS

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Re: 6 months ago I couldn't even spell architect now I are one.

Infrastructure architects tend to know what they are talking about. Anyone with 'Corporate' in their title is probably a hot air generator.

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Neal Stephenson on swordplay, space and depressing SF

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Re: update HG Wells...?!

Don't! Tom Cruise might do War of the Worlds II.

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Nationwide DOUBLES card payments in fresh banking gaffe

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Re: IT outsourced?

Worse yet.

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Old-timer Odyssey to babysit Curiosity's Mars landing

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Re: About a million to one......

That's what *they* said...

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Re: Who are you, really?

Hopefully, the future.

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Re: Bent pipe...event tones?

OOOOOOOLaaaaaaaaa!

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Apple CEO: Frothing fanboi iPhone 5 hype screwed our sales

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Re: Entirely Apple's own fault

"And the number of iPad3 unit sold keeps getting higher and higher."

Well it couldn't go lower could it?

Or do things work differently in Fanspace?

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Fanbois!

Even the Mothership finds you annoying!

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Microsoft unfurls patent lasso, snares Linux servers

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Re: ...that you will be legally allowed to own

Then only outlaws will have decent kit!

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Ten... PC games you may have missed

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Re: Perhaps 2012 will be the year mainstream gaming comes to Linux?

But then there will be no need for Windows- the gaming OS.

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UK Border Agency to create 'national allegations database'

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Re: Really Dave

They roll it back to get a good run up to roll it out very quickly.

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Re: Good good

That would be ' doubleplus good.'

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EMC's creepy challenge: Give Big Data a 'human face'

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Give Big Data a Human Face

And Rat-Jellyfish tentacles.

And Bat-Lizard wings

And....

MWHAHA!

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Smart meter hack framework goes open-source

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Re: waste of time

I have one from EBay. P&P is a killer though. 3 stars.

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Windows 8 'bad' for desktop users - Gartner's one-word review

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Re: Balmers Reaction?

Isn't he still busy killing Google?

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Microsoft promises Metro developers 'fame and fortune'

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Bloody stdents.

Get a Job's product.

(I jest!)

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Where there's brass, silver and gold ... there's also muck

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Re: horse shit cubes?

Feed them on oaty bars.

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Ocean-seeding experiment re-ignites geo-engineering debate

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Re: Do it

You attitude intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Home Office doc 'not qualified' to assess McKinnon suicide risk

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When

is your debut?

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Expert: EU Microsoft competition fine could reach $7bn

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I'm fed up with this crap too

But they keep selling new and crappier versions that are holding back progress.

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Raspberry Pi rolls out speed surge Raspbian OS

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Re: Daft twats

You were shifting an empty box hence box-shifter.

Christ.

What do you use the bloody Arduino for without other stuff? Scratching your arse?

Get back under the bridge,dozy twat.

Bloody Arduino lovers, worse than Dremel fanbois.

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Re: Bill Smith

You're just a box-shifter then?

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WTF is... WiGig

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Re: More importantly...

wigigigigig.

Like bananananana

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Ice island snaps off Greenland: Just a fifth the size of 1962 whopper

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Re: The Register needs a filtering system

The Register needs a filtering system for trolls at least.

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McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles

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Re: Hey, it's international cuisine alright

Merde Grand- inna bun.

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iPhone 5 to be skinniest Apple yet SHOCK

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Re: I could not care less

1.5D graphics. They're so thin!

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