2603 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
I'm tempted to enter the draw.
I'd like to win a $500 hat.
probably runs Win8 though.
Maplin still hold the record for my fastest delivery I have ever experienced -
ordered something or other online at 2am (not much beer involved either) and it was on the doorstep by 9am The Same Morning...it was about 10 years ago though....
I was impressed.
This might just be-
the most truthiful article of all time.
Including the bit about the shouty bosses...
Re: Microsoft 101
Network Problem? Microsoft Networking (sic)? NetBIOS or NetBEUI?
Re: Special Needs
A Jammy Dodger would be nice.
As would a Nice.
Re: Special Needs
That way lies trouble. Other biscuits are available. Try a HobNob?
Re: Human Brain in ability to separate formal and informal communications shocker!
As any fule kno...
Re: Nokia 3310
If you have to but the battery into the phone, it's probably in the wrong way......
" a piece of piss, on Windows"
FTFY- Obviously is describing Win8...
Which system will Barclays run this on?
The Win2k or NT4Server farm?
Re: I think I'm going to move to hidden cave in the mountains and become a hermit...
"I think my next project will ..."
Attract people looking for an illegal rave?
Re: oh ... ISIS!!!!
Good Friday stuff!
'Connect with me on ButtPlugg!'
Now I have a new sig...
In a word-
Big plug fell out-
of the NSA rack.
Needs a kick back in. Sorted soon...
Just say no.
Trolling the big boys- if the big boys say no, what are you gonna do?
What if they don't pay? Stop them selling?
Once the customers get riled up, you are toast.
You are in Luxembourg, not China...
Re: The internet of fridges
"...you will find a lever at the top of the fridge which can be operated manually instead of by the door to switch off the light."
Only when the door is open...
I also want a flux capacitor, and I want it six months ago, just before the thunderstorm.
Re: Needs a jingle.
Battery (to the nipples) included.
Not to mention-
Bloody "Queue Caution"
it means NOTHING!
"Legislation is coming in to stipulate that electric cars must make a car-like noise..."
No- electric cars should go quietly 'veep-veep-veep-veep' as they go bu. q.v The Jetsons.
Or have no wheels.
EEK- Alan Brown beat me to it... :)
Re:we drive on the left in the UK.
Yes. The left side is the right side.
Re: Driverless car
"whoever an angry Assyrian deity chose to put close to the accident.."
Tiamat hates trains. Don't fuck with him.
Re: Entirely tangential
"You love Chinese food. Why not wait a while and buy more?"
Re: The Daleks are coming!!!
"Can't climb stairs eh. Well that didn't stop the Daleks from ruling over half the galaxy."
They just ruled the bottom half...
Re: From reading the sample above linked by DioDesign
Slightly OT... Is it DioDesign or DiodeSign?
That would thow an AI.
Re: Or could it be...
Perhaps- But "the more they tighten their grip,the more systems will slip though their fingers..."
Re: I am the man
Tetris: A metaphor for life.
NSA- Agents everywhere...
"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Andreessen." "It seems that you've been living two lives..."
Re: Humans > robots?
" Everything begins, and ends, with Humans"
If we don't go into space, what the hell is the point of us as a race?
Redneck punches 'Glasshole'
Glashole calls in air support.
Beaglebone Black helicopters?
Don't go there...
That's exactly what I was hoping to see.
Instead the ad was full of dopey looking people doing 'that' ad-amazed annoying gawp.
Second worst advert since the Surface ads...
Re: Next project, build one of these for <$100
" It won't float a boat, or help it float..."
My Neutronium-hulled yacht floats very well indeed on the basalt seas of... wait!- I've said too much already...
Re: I suppose ...
"placing one hand on a Kindle Touch"
Which then turned the page to something else...?
"... enabling them to innovate and drive competitive advantage ..."
It's an online bullshit bingo then?
Re: Britain's got secrets
"They know perfectly well that the public will be incandescent when they fully realise what has been going on.."
If only. The UK public would stain to reach a dim red glow, unless it's about TV or sport- on TV.
Re:The first rule of v**** is you do not talk about v**** .
The first rule of v**** is you do not use v**** .
Re: Only if it's £35.
"That's £50 more than some people on here."
It does have Win8.x on it.
Even so, you would think we could prevail against a 5HP opponent?
Will it have a fan in it?
"'Z-o-o-n' That spells Zune!"
Re: Zuney Bin
"The Zunewatch, as it will most certainly not be named..."
There- feel that shift in reality as the 'Zunewatch' becomes a thing?
Dosen't matter what they really call it now...
Good news for the Tourist industry!
Seeing as wolves only attack people in fairy tales.
MS adopts UK Marketing strategy, ups figures-
"I say you buy one- you get one free!!"
Re: Haven’t we forgotten something?
This does however, mean the car itself is free.
Re: Platooooooon - HALT!
"...Although the 1 second delay at a green light will, almost certainly, lead to more Google cars getting a shunt (though only if they're first at the light) as people *always* move in anticipation of lights turning green..."
A 1 second delay is about 29 seconds faster than the dimwit at the front of the queue realising the light has changed. Multiply by the number of cars...
Re: Things I would like to see
" it’s going to be fun being a trucker again."
Hopefully down the dole office as truckers are the first to be replaced by Wonka-cars...
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