Eddor meets Ploor
2892 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"Thatcher did not crucify the British car industry."
No need to.
She did make sure that cross and nail manufacturing shares were available to all though. And then sold off the companies that made them.
Trebles all round!
for a sneeze of time, the UK was regarded as the world leader in IT education. US policymakers would visit, and return back to Uncle Sam broken men.
Can't imagine what happened.
...(including one that could not afford textbooks one year)
Microsoft's licencing costs will do that.
How about drones that are attracted to the beacons and crop-spray the area with Agent Orange ( Tartrazine Free, of course). All problems solved and an extra head for free.
with Google, all the rest need is a simple slogan:
"Don't be shit."
Harrison Bergeron: (On Bing) "Google? What was that?"
Bing: Here is a picture of a camel, two bars of Hail to the Chief and an article about ants. Thank you for u-u-u-using Mi-mi-mi-crosoft Bing. Please insert Two Hundred Eurodollars. Bzzt!"
Me receptacles! They're all blackened!!
Battle beneath The Earth...
"Give me strenght."
And a decent spellchecker.
How about Mao, then?
I was hoping for something about 1 to 20m long...
To prevent mould from the damp seats growing in the raw arse-scratches the crinkled shiny loo-paper would inflict...
"99.9% of trading floors with vast values at risk seem to not have any issues in using Excel...Do tell us more?"
So that's the cause of recessions pinned down then.
Oh, it's you. Again.
"When will you lot realise Linux/OSS/LibreOffice is of very little interest to anyone other than a very special kind of person."
When will you and your whiny cohorts realise that MS 'products' are of no interest to anyone at all; like the shiny toilet paper of old- nobody wanted it, but it was foisted upon all. A few fetishists still buy it for the pain, but to everyone else it is an increasingly unnecessary pain in the arse.
So take your MS crapware and use it in the same way- there are alternatives now, and they are quilted.
"Check your privilege."
I bet you look great in a thong...
Hence the use of the cringeworthy Business or Business Casual Wear.
As seen in used Car Salesrooms and The Dock in courts around the land.
Wheres the tech kudos in looking like that?
"Everything is things."
Except when they are Objects. Where do Containers fit into this?
_The Big Bank Theory_
Isn't that a documentary about the birth of the Monopolyverse?
I can see more landowners turning them away for 1/10th of the rent they get now for the nasty towers.
Networks have Netadmins...
Give all IT staff a free Tesla Roadster and a charging point at work.
UPS and happy staff.
grumbling amongst the disenfranchised...
How convenient. Gerrymandering is such an unpleasant word...
"They're dead. What we do makes no difference to them."
A bit like your servers (if you have any) now that you have effectively cut them off from anyone who isn't you.
Let's make this happen!
"Nope - you still can't run Halo or Titan Fall on Linux...."
Because it's an OS not a games platform with a dodgy office suite?
In the Uk they will soon be limited to 20MPH (10 in cities) so won't be able to get off of the ground - if the LibDems get in, of course... pfft.
I'll get my cape-
"Why does the brain dead approach have to be trotted out every time. "
I don't know. Why do you do it?
Sorry, the Apple page is elsewhere...
Phone number :+441625 545 745
They work for us...so why not?
Hehhe - First the Jesusphone, now this.
I hope Apple get into kitchen gadgets. I can't wait for the coming of the Holy Toast...
Are the Pictures? (oh, in the linky... a bit dry though... /edit)
Idoitti? What is he on?
of the Elder Things.
The price of Yachts goes ever upwards.
Amen to that!
"Is that what we want, a future filled with crappy products, made so for the sake of recycling?"
Better than the present, where we have crappy products that are almost unrecyclable.
Nobody called it "The Grauniad"...
" modularising Windows and allowing you to ditch the crap you don't need and don't want."
Or you could just buy a blank disk.
This new transport system scares me - IP!
Your star will always be of a greater magnitude than those around them, in their respective local cluster, of course.
Perhaps it will be announcing a new Blue/Black colour scheme to complement the existing Gold/White one.
Appletards will of course, buy both...
It's ATOMIC POWERED!!
Whizz for Atomms!
An enormous geode!
We are being robbed blind by the blind leading the blind?
Cosmic enormo-pucker, perhaps.