"What should I do?"
3224 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"What should I do?"
"What part of "sell your soul to the devil" do you not understand?"
The part where users pay him...
Siri looks more interesting on the prototype...
If there are 'replacements' then the roles are not redundant?
Archbishop Carey, Botherer Of god?
The clueless whine...
You should consider that as a username. So much better than AC.
But who were the daredevils in the gazebo right next to the test stand?
Extreme Marshmallow Toasters?
Both? ( if a, then probably now c)
You get a few ranting that it didn't work for them whilst the other 99%didn't install it sit back and just shrug.
That's potentially about 230K spybot hubs.
"No Direct-X 12 - or similar option though."
Thank $DEITY for that.
Piled higher and deeper.
Just the way the world works, more like. Apple has an unbreakable Reality Distortion Field, and anything MS does, sucks.
Oh! The huge manatee!!
"And yet they can't find any Russian state-sponsored malware."
That;s because the others don't rip your arms off when they
lose get detected. Wookies Putin Some random Russians have been know to do that...
That just happened- and so did that!
"... but at least, if Skylon takes off, we can
try nuke them from orbit..."
"Careful, you're at risk of being considered an employee under IR35 legislation!"
I think you forget just who you are dealing with here...
Is that a tiny tear in your eye?
There goes all Russian Government propaganda down the tubes then.
How about- "Don't shit in the well!"
Or- "Drink, piss and live!"
Beer is water made WITH poo - Yeast Poo!
"...people drinking sludge out of a ditch..."
Since the dawn of time, people have been drinking water from natural sources.
Suddenly they are 'drinking sludge out of a ditch'.
When did Humans become so stupid? It must have been quite recently.
Whoever designed Monday mornings wasn't intelligent...
"We have those in the public pools here."
I think you call them 'churches'...
Also - Yarr!
It's never too early in the morning to be making cider.
Drinking it, perhaps... just.
It's starting to look more like 'Out of the smouldering pile of suspiciously petrol soaked rags and dynamite into the frying pan...'
"Hah! Fooled them - I don't have any children."
Ha! Fooled you! They don't have any Terrorists!
The problem is the same- in that case 'Ford'.
In this case...
Windows 10 -Fifty First Updates.
It's a comedy.
A hippopotamus riding a bicycle!
This genital has beclowned himself.
...why there were so many nice Aussie girls in the UK.
She replied- "Have you seen the state of Australian men?"
"Windows 10 is a no brainer update"
Got no brain? Then update to Win 10.
"The most successful hunter and destroyer of species in Earth history had round pupils, the human race."
Only successful because they made cats small...
The mantis shrimp will destroy you.
Do not taunt mantis shrimp!
I want one, right now.
With a tentacled silhouette underneath, preferably.
A:You will be assimilated:
Q:The Reg contacted Microsoft for comment. We will update you with their response.
Win 10, like the belly button, only has a use when connected firmly to the mothership.
If not, it's just a curiosity.
Where wrong == Installed Windows 10.
Windows 10 as Microsoft's Requiem Mass...
Should be an award for that one.
The headline was also longer than the story...
try blowing on it...
Just because they can is no reason for you to roll over.
When you are on your knees, they can ask to to do other things...
"Oh, Another Systemd dig..."
Yep- keep digging until the hole is big enough to bury the bastard* like an old white dogshit.
*systemd or it's 'creator' - you choose.
"Does Windows 10 come with a nice song?"
Or the Yankees...
present 'grey'hats with a job offer they can't refuse?
That's what TV tells us...
On a larger scale- a VAX 11/730 ( IIRC) test machine in a little office.
When the aircon failed over the weekend, the disk drive (huge box the size of a washing machine, about 50Mb...) started to squeal. Eventually the disk stopped rotatating, just as we came in.
Fearing the worst, a quick shutdown was in order.
After the AC was fixed, the VAX started up without any complaint and kept running thereafter.
Servers? Wimpy little tin boxes... :)