Re: Meanwhile in the DPRK...

Kim Jong-Un uses drugs...

Distilled from the tears of the NK people...

Re: The welsh lobby

A BBC programme that wasn't London-centric. That must have been a shock, alright.

Re: Holier than thou wankers

Shutit, Orth.

Re: Also

That's not very wide!

Re: "Plugs holes in IE10"

" I'm not putting myself, my family or my employer at risk in any way by posting on the Internet."

Just by espousing Windows...

Re: Excuse me, I need to paper the shelves in my kitchen cabinets.

The Sun's output has nothing to do with climate- the IPCC said so!

Nearly

BT fibre to the cab, as do VM- the it's BT cooper to the house, and VM run 2x copper pairs for phone lines and co-ax for broadband/TV, all in one cable.

Re: "Windows XP dies a year from … now!"

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh XP T'urtle's wgah'nagl fhtagn

Re: Nonsense

Sounds like a job for... Zombie Thatcher.

Re: How Victorian.

Close but only banana/2 for you...

Those who can, do.

Those who can learn to pass tests, teach.

Those without clues become the rulers...

is it a fan? is it a boy?

Sadly, both.

Dwarf Linux

Like DSL* , but with a beard.

* Damn Small Linux, for the unanointed.

Re: The real success story ...

Nokia are pining for the fjords!

Re: If You Don't Like The Surface...

And leave with a nasty infection.

Re: Honestly

Area=1 iDonut

Re: No archive

"Is required to have..." is not the same as "need to have..."

Re: And two rights don't make a wrong

Three rights do make a left, though.

Thanks for your input.

Back to work Dredd.

Re: 8.1? but then what would they call 8.3?

I Can't Believe It's Still Crap!

Re: I aim for the stars

More likely that UK politicians are denser than a dwarf star and more myopic than cave fish.

And greedy- don't forget. Short term wins over long term every time.

Bastards.

Re: Pick & choose laws

I think they only come in one type now- competition has been eliminated.

Re: How to LIE witih selective STATISTICS

We will be successful with WinPhone. We are successful with all of our major investments. We have time, money and experience on our side. We are Borg.

Yes

A big one and a slightly smaller but otherwise identical one.

Re: i can't see the obvious fakery either

second wave (clone of clones brush) has 16 hovercraft. And so on.

That's a lot of eels!

Re: Invisiblity fishnets

"I can't feel my legs!"

"What legs?"

Re: Abusing the legislation

In a word- Cantenna!

Sigh.

Recently- 'Speak you're Branes' (ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/)

As any fule kno.

Kids today...

Re: I like W8.

Lose W8. For your future health.

Re:King Zongo

i think you're confusing Eadon with 'Clueless Wintards'.

Re: That is work, not life.

"improvements to your Windows experience"

I draw your attention to the above, and restate- the only improvement would be it's absence.

Re: Needs to be housewife proof

Then it would need to be connected to a massive bank of other computers- possibly all of them- to do Female Logic

Re: Only believe a rumour

Blimey- what a knob AC!

Re: Loads of artists just fat brushes!

Just try calling one that...

Re: it's life or death to some poor wretch!

The chief exec of a UK charity?

Re: Re-arrange the following words

Like putting a pig under lipstick. Fool the masses...

"improvements to your Windows experience across your whole life"

Only if I didn't have to use it.

Mr LeBlanc talks some utter donkeyballs.

Re: GPS

Sometimes 'Lies to children' are necessary.

hat-tip to Mr Pratchett.