It's an ID problem.
3449 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
They can't give it away- why would anyone want to steal it?
"It's the fashion of smug pricks who comment on the Register. You can always tell them by their own particular reality distortion fields."
Yeah, they always bang on about how good the latest pile of Microsoft shit is, despite all evidence to the conrtary, the smug pricks...
little baby cheeses.
You would look constipated trying to push out Windows 10.
"A light bulb running Unix. Ye gods..."
Why not? does one thing, and does it well.
Like windows - the glass ones...
For someone with the last name of Trump, being called Donald is the least of his problems...
Perhaps calling him Not_Ronald_Mc would do?
"So, basically, the spooks are (very successfully) doing what we pay them to do, "
Watch people die?
Up yours Bryant. You've lost it.
guess the rest.
So where do they go in the journey from food to poo?
We EAT them! Soylent Brown is GERMS!!
"My guess is that you are just lazy and switch on your car via the remote whilst you are scoffing your waffles with maple syrup."
My guess is that one day you'll live somewhere actually cold, and your windscreen will crack in two when you try this. Or, as usually happens if you are lucky, the water will freeze up solid again half a mile down the road...
The sound of the moon being pulled down to the earth.
The IQ of congress?
Not to worry- theres still AO to look forward to.
Lager is only drunk when drunk.
Agreed- first task, Monday morning: fill in time spent time recording for the rest of the week. That's ten hours accounted for already!
A hint of whalesong, a touch of joss-stick and the gentle dangle of bollocks.
"...mass driver up the side of a mountain..."
The last guy working on this got shot in the head by Mossad...
They would say that, wouldn't they...
New Executive Yacht Time Again.
Trebles all round!!
Where's the Fatcat icon? She'll have to do.
Godwin's not here, man.
Is that Star Wars character?
Nice set of parabolas, there.
"Like 'of Nazereth'"
As opposed to Jesus of Guadalupe?
Why not- they pay money for that sort of "software".
"It's got what plants crave."
Sadly true. Many plants will buy it.
This confirms what we already suspected. Cameron is an empty resonant chamber, and his voice is supplied by idiots.
The graveyard is a dead-letter drop.
"Hey, we could use it to fix the glass rain on the exoplanet that's been getting so much attention."
Great- now the glass rain is on fire... I'm not going out.
RedHat Is Not Linux (Not any more...)
Drinking and posting again?
"Such a genius would have to find a way to execute every politician traitor currently exploiting terrorism to demand weaker encryption and greater surveillance."
Can we vote for this genius?
God I hate that name...
If it doesn't have pickaxes, dynamite, cakes with files in or a pot-bellied stove that conceals a tunnel, then it's just a lounging area.
That, I would like!
Replace ads with a nice fishtank or perhaps a potter's wheel.
It would appear that the US politicians are at last admitting the the government are absolutely useless
at computer security in all departments.
shurely l0l0l0 Letsbe Avenue?
So much for 'Viruses attack Windows because of it's popularity'...
...But you can't find it, right?
"Now we just need a bacon angle..."
You should always have one in a well-stocked toolbox.
Coffee with bacon in it? Oh dear...
Don't worry about the hackers- it's the Crackers that are important here...
"Windows is not suitable for any application where trust in the operating system or the company supplying that operating system is required."
Even MS themselves say this in the quasilegal blurb of the EULA...
" Metro is a steaming turd bolted on to something that was reasonably stable."
That is unfair and inaccurate.
Metro is the steam bolted on to something that was a reasonably unstable turd .
"If you drive a forklift truck you have to have a retest every three years."
Probably because of repetitive driving at 5mph in a 30 zone...
That begins to explain some of the problems at MS.
Come up -the ship is sinking.