2637 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Cheaper still
"A 4 notepad and a Parker pen?"
Or throw your macbook under a bus...
Re: I want both
"I wonder how automated cars will handle..."
Better than most drivers, probably- certainly better than most RWD drivers in ice...
Re: Think electricity....are we allowed to in public ? ? ?
"Basically everything we know is baloney."
that seems apparent.
Re: Kinda neat...
Or NatWest Bank...
"Comes with a windows license"
Included in boxes of cereals (serials?) next...
some of them are practicing to jump ship to the Met if Scotland goes it alone?
This is prototype 'confinement beam' tech.
It's Transporter trans-physics 101,Cap'n!
Re: The Plan
"The future does not look to bright."
Not for MS it doesn't...
-'t see a use for this app!"
"...developers are targeting not just Windows Phone customers..."
"... with their apps, but the entire Windows installed base of 3.2 billion users."
How many of which run the crappy app UI?
I don't think so...
Re: Better but still a bit of a pigs ear
"...ditch paper shaped shit altogether."
But it's self-wiping!
And so begins-
About bloody time too.
Re: I think...
Many moons ago on a trip to the US, a friend of mine was outraged by the $ price of trainers being half of what he had just paid in £.
The trainers were made in the UK (those were the days) just around the corner from his house.
Not impressed- considering they had to be sent over the pond...
"No if only I could use that just once in our call logging system!"
You can- but only once...
"...the outcomes of 20.3 inverse femtobarns"
In other news-
Microsoft aquires a bargepole.
His ashes are in space- possibly clogging up satellite thrusters...
Re: Exact Change
Mary Whitehouse. Experience.
Re: Exact Change
That will keep them guessing.
But- a bottle of Islay Malt!
</You Poured it On a Fish?>
What to get?
Violence magnet Glasses or Blue Expensive Doorwedge?
Re: Virgin Media better warn their users then..
Sounds more like BT...
They did exist-
But the Bebo Blast blew then up!
Re: Get a grip!!!
"I use Yahoo! and am very happy."
I imagine you will be applying to have that comment forgotten, eventually...
"Do No Harm"
Google are doctors now?
Re: The Stasi
They only had three? Ah, good old fashioned E German efficiency!
Prices go up. Qualty goes down. Trolls keep buying MS shit.
Nothing to see here but gullible brown-nosed fools with too much (other people's) money and very little sense.
El Reg's SPB better watch out...
Re: New York or Los Angeles
Simple- 50Hz- not US. Record away and pile doom upon your enemies!
60Hz Probably US- Take more care- then record away. Pile doom carefully and with plausible deniability upon your enemies!
Re: Solar backyard
Perhaps a greenhouse?
Re: Wait, the screen is used for what?
"you get in one morning and it tells you there's been a software update and that new features are now available."
Hello- I wonder what this new stalk does...?
Re: 60 days of learning the harmonica
Rockall is surely the best place to send trainee harmonica players?
Re: When M$ inevitably pulls the standard non-recurring licence desktop version of Office ...
Idiots generally rely on large numbers of Addins and Macros.
I'm tempted to enter the draw.
I'd like to win a $500 hat.
probably runs Win8 though.
Maplin still hold the record for my fastest delivery I have ever experienced -
ordered something or other online at 2am (not much beer involved either) and it was on the doorstep by 9am The Same Morning...it was about 10 years ago though....
I was impressed.
This might just be-
the most truthiful article of all time.
Including the bit about the shouty bosses...
Re: Microsoft 101
Network Problem? Microsoft Networking (sic)? NetBIOS or NetBEUI?
Re: Special Needs
A Jammy Dodger would be nice.
As would a Nice.
Re: Special Needs
That way lies trouble. Other biscuits are available. Try a HobNob?
Re: Human Brain in ability to separate formal and informal communications shocker!
As any fule kno...
Re: Nokia 3310
If you have to but the battery into the phone, it's probably in the wrong way......
" a piece of piss, on Windows"
FTFY- Obviously is describing Win8...
Which system will Barclays run this on?
The Win2k or NT4Server farm?
Re: I think I'm going to move to hidden cave in the mountains and become a hermit...
"I think my next project will ..."
Attract people looking for an illegal rave?
Re: oh ... ISIS!!!!
Good Friday stuff!
'Connect with me on ButtPlugg!'
Now I have a new sig...
In a word-
Big plug fell out-
of the NSA rack.
Needs a kick back in. Sorted soon...
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