2536 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: breaking news!
Surface 3 launch.
Not news... just another product launch burp.
if you publish in the 'open' sites first, then with the ASCE?
Re: Hyon Song-wol is ...
"Hyon Song-wol is ... "
The NK answer to Schrodingers Cat?
Re:God alone knows what the real truth is.
Yes- but which one?
Re: Star Trek Replicators
What we need now is an inertialess engine to generate this matter inside of...
and an intertialess ship on the end of it.
Re: Urine is sterile
"And the bottled water came from WHERE originally...?"
I'll have you know that the water has been passed by Mr Grylls personally!
Re: "the irreplaceable orbital station"
Not the last- there's still the Axiom... http://pixar.wikia.com/Axiom
Re: Potty @Anonymous Coward
"... whereas you rabidly bleat it at every opportunity."
Don't 'bleat' Trevor- Matt will sue for infringement of his raison d'etre...
Adieu, great artist.
The world will be more mundane without your vision.
The sound of another MS U-turn- featuring samples of the lyrical stylings of M Thatcher...
"It's been sixty years..."
Trying to block out the last Hollywood version, then?
Re: I for one welcome
Life imitating Prometheus... (The film, not the firebringer...)
A new Dark Ages?
Or an Idiocracy?
The future looks rather bleak for anything good to happen, one way or another.
Surely the old yeller of operating systems.
Surely Microsoft should get the rifle out for it now
Re: I like Elon.
The irony of using the Govt embargo rules against the Govt.
Elon Musk is Irony Man.
"What they have we don't need...."
If that was true, then you wouldn't need what they have...
Downtime as a Service.
Continuing Innovation from Microsoft.
Good ideas Need cash
We need more Elon Musks and fewer Donald Trumps.
Re: why .london instead of...
"Surely .nodnol would be for a Bulgarian site?"
surely that would be .8008135 ... if they had numbers...
Re: Hard to get the staff?
"The punctuation in that ad would stop me applying."
The punctuation in that ad is the only attractive thing about it.
Re: Can't get the staff
They want contractors; then they can screw them.
Re: Surely this is just Microsoft Research under a different name?
"Given that Google is developing the self-driving automobile"
But MS have had the self-crashing computer for ages...
And don't forget OOXML...
Re: 700,000 miles
re:"*If you want contributions to the hacking of electronics;"
Do you live near Jake?
Re: Trouble with the ipod is, most everyone who wants one, has got one apparently.
Then again, I've long dreamed of that laser projector built into my wristwatch... (zap!!!)
Re: is this what.....
"the decimalisation debate was like back in the 60's....?"
no, it's more like proposing the opposite- or changing from metric back to imperial measures...
Re: A Very Strong Stink of Corruption
"There is a vital alternative media on the Internet"
For now- they will be the first targets of the New Media.
Re: It's the pliers versus side-cutters polemic all over again.
She's clearly using a Chacka Demus, then.
Re: How about in Thai?
ไข่หมา - literally meaning 'egg dog'
To be renamed 'South Park'...
Re: @ Winkypoop @Don Jefe
"What's wrong with the Royal Family?"
That's a whole new kettle of worms.
Isn't a hamlet a baconated piglet?
TFM says This is a Developers Version.
Then- We've done as much as we can with it. See what you can fix for us. Thanks. MS.
Re: At the risk of being downvoted
"...just as long as it works for them"
So not at the moment then?
Re: Windows 8.x is used in the enterprise?
Yes, but only the one with Captain Archer.
" Microsoft best kept ITPro secret: SCOrch"
Hahahah... Nice one.
In other news: Win9 ALREADY obsolete!
There are a lot of these MS 'Insights'
Do they all end with "Exit through the bridge shop"?
Re: At last!
And a checkered band- it needs a checkered band, just below the nose cone!
Re: What's the big deal?
Got a toilet door, AC?
I want a USB oven!
Re:the bottom of the port
Which might be on the left, or the right hand side..or the top; which may be underneath.
Re: A bug in a library is always worse, but...
"Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows 2000?"
Who in their right mind is still running web sites on Windows ?
re:That's why the top speed is limited to 86MPH
To avoid time-travel problems!
Re: Moody Planes
It's not gravity, it's the ground trying to kill you.
Re: Wiped out species in existence?
"... they would have been clustered around smokers in the deep ocean..."
So after the apocalypse, life will begin again outside offices and in shelters outside of pubs.
Re: "or similar..."
Sadly the other camera fell right in the dark centre of the other of the two luminous rings,which were briefly projected at the rover from a strange rocky projection on the far hilltop.
Together with the luminous circles was a very deep audio signal that was also unfortunately missed by the onboard microphone, apparently wittering on about something concerning 'Mysterons' or some such gibberish... probably just the Martian wind...
Now back to NASA spokesperson, Captain Black, in Mission Control.
Re: Alleluia, he's Saved!
Repeat after me:- The Web is not The Net.
- NASA boffin: RIDDLE of odd BULGE FOUND on MOON is SOLVED
- Pic 7 AMAZING experiments set for Mars Rover 2020 – including oxygen generation
- Microsoft's Euro cloud darkens: US FEDS can dig into foreign servers
- Plug and PREY: Hackers reprogram USB drives to silently infect PCs
- Boffins spot weirder quantum capers as neutrons take the high road, spin takes the low