2572 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus"
I agree- it's an outrage!
Oh- wait; it is an eel...
Re: The cake is a lie!
Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...
Linux on the Desktop!
Yes it is- how did that get there?!?
Re: Scary stories from the Chocolate Factory
Does he use Bing?
Re: This brings a new meaning to...
Don't let Windows drive- solved.
It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?
Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.
It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.
Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...
Re: I hate to piss on anyones parade but...
Bill- they don't think much of MS products...
Re: Sorry? Whats stopping you?
I don't do religious pamphlets.
Re: Swiss Navy
Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!
Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.
Is all down to CO2.
Re: we're all only one step down from the trees
What have I told you about annoying your toys, Jesus?
Re: But think about...
Giant Dragon Soup- the Chinese could already have a recipe.
Re: So we'll end up with three designs of wheel....
Four if you count the space station in 2001...
Re: some features that google maps don't show ME-
because you are on IOS 6.
It may grow an arm-
and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...
Evacuation of Bowel?
Re: Power Source?
The Apple Store provides a free bag of Unicorn Farts.
Re: Umm wheres the IT Angle?
Dot Matrix? I have a vewwy good friend in Wome called Dot Matrix!
Thwow him to the florw, Centuwion!
Re: Colour me astonished
Arr! It be Pirate Boots then!
Re: I for one couldn't really care less what they call it.
It's more how they call it- the APIs aren't consistent...
Re: 'just like playing bingo' ...
Either way, it confirms that Windows 8 is a true gaming platform...
Only for taking the Tube...
Re: And the gamma ray mega radiation kill thing?
Any useful space drive is a useful weapon.
But if that is true, why have you put the words "and the word" in between them instead?
Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing
You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?
"I don't really see what your loosing with subscribing..."
Re: Would be interesting to determine...
Lots of amorous hawks colliding with the sticker...
So now it's official?
Windows 8 is a toy.
Re: A fool and his money...
There's one born every 2.6 seconds...
"Microsoft can create an internal website for bugs/comments/requests"
Just how big is Cloud 365?
Re: A Lumia 920 is in my sights....
Re: ...they can't hold a reasonable argument.
But they can hold a phone any way they like...
Re: It's even easier with USB leads being standard
Just like the iPhone!
Re: One Pi is Pi
Re: Windows 8 is amazeballs
Where [amaze] is silent.
Re: I guess the one that already left had the Linux PR guys on it....
Not the B ark- the one you are in orbit around...
Bob the Samsung guy?
You misheard- he's a BARRISTER.
Re: is CO2 snow anything like regular snow?
The Martian Esquimax have a word for it...
Pay for stuff that doesn't work the way you want, then pay for more stuff to make it work the way you want it to.
Re: but I thought I just read that Samsung sells more phones than Apple.
I agree- but I'm fucking sick of having to keep charging the battery on my Bentley, and my iPhone only does 2 mpg.
Re: Bag Selection.
As long as the waiststrap is bigger than the waist, it's not an IT problem....
Red tides are dangerous,
/runs away, coat flapping.
Re: MS need to shed Ballmer
- 'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux
- Review A SCORCHIO fatboy SSD: Samsung SSD850 PRO 3D V-NAND
- Was Earth once covered in HELLFIRE? No – more like a wet Sunday night in Iceland
- Every billionaire needs a PANZER TANK, right? STOP THERE, Paul Allen
- First Irish boy band U2. Now Apple pushes ANOTHER thing into iPhones, iPods, iPads