2602 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Google / YouTube
What's wrong with this picture?
Re: Ball lighning-nuts?
Not as nuts as anal bleaching.
The last line could be Nokia's epitaph-
"It's all over, here."
Re: How about the cross
Torture Porn laws?
Re: Apple leads good Christians astray...
The Map reflects religion- it's a grey area.
First the fall of Communism, next the fall of IQ.
If you *need* Windows for the Captain's Chair
Then you are probably just playing at being Captain.
Re: Linux Jovial Names
Re: Me like
...and it won't work with anything decent until it's been hacked by someone.
There is a word for this.
Drop the veil- again?
Lift the veil, shurely?
Re: Part of a ........
Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Earth Shattering Kaboom.
A security risk has been detected.
Please format hard drive and install another OS.
I know. Flame away- I'm chilly.
Re: wow that graph
That's going on a t-shirt!
Re: Soviet find water on the Moon in the 1970s
Checkov! Is that you?
Re: A fine notion
So? Start a black latex spacesuit factory.
Re: Let's be fair: Broun knows what "hell" is.
If this guy's Fundie God exists, I'll gladly roast in Hell for eternity rather than go to Fundie Heaven.
Re: An important idea here.
A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!
Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.
Metro, Notro,Modern UI-
Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.
Re: Lets have more gratuitous sexism.
I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.
Re: if i was the judge
...beat of iTunes in my brain..
seems more likely
Re: Do they sell these Sun's in the US?
Re: Not X factor
Thanks for giving a shit- so we don't have to.
Re: Fast boot isn't everything...
Enter the cluebat.
Re: Longer is better
Shouldn't there be numerics and case changes in there, just to make it roll off of the tongue better?
Re:Don't stand too close to the windows, Julian.
Authorised to him out?
You must be thinking of Julian Clary.
Re: It won't do you any good
That;s the US Govt screwed then.
"It may be unnecessary for Republican men to exhibit masculinity through their appearance,"
It's obvious they're dicks...
Re: Margaret Thatcher Icon
Use this one - Thatcher with a 'Tash.
Re: "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus"
I agree- it's an outrage!
Oh- wait; it is an eel...
Re: The cake is a lie!
Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...
Linux on the Desktop!
Yes it is- how did that get there?!?
Re: Scary stories from the Chocolate Factory
Does he use Bing?
Re: This brings a new meaning to...
Don't let Windows drive- solved.
It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?
Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.
It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.
Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...
Re: I hate to piss on anyones parade but...
Bill- they don't think much of MS products...
Re: Sorry? Whats stopping you?
I don't do religious pamphlets.
Re: Swiss Navy
Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!
Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.
Is all down to CO2.
Re: we're all only one step down from the trees
What have I told you about annoying your toys, Jesus?
Re: But think about...
Giant Dragon Soup- the Chinese could already have a recipe.
Re: So we'll end up with three designs of wheel....
Four if you count the space station in 2001...
Re: some features that google maps don't show ME-
because you are on IOS 6.
It may grow an arm-
and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...
Evacuation of Bowel?
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