See- they have sold out all stock!
All 10 have gone!
2658 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
All 10 have gone!
"This is going to be funny"
But the excremental is never overlooked...
That's a lot of chargers- is the battery life that bad?
Or else the USB hub to plug them all into must be massive!
"Damn you, Windows 8!! You blew it all to hell!!"
pity they don't do scanners, isn't it?
That's one sick fantasy
And the rest is RTM'ed...
"Utter, utter, UTTER turd"
At last- a realistic assessment of Win8.
We could cure cancer,and use the publicity to raise awareness of earth-destroying asteroids- the spare money will be up for grabs!
Has square corners, eh?
PS- onlysoppy US fanbois live in basements- UK types have houses.
Apple spell checker.
And Tim Cook extradited to the UK!
...Stuck in the middle with ewe...
IT bods don't handle change.
They use Pay-by-Bonk.
Isn't XP the Teletubbies interface?
So the surface is as good a computer as say, a plank of wood?
The target market, right there.
Because you obviously wear a hair-shirt?
Sorry- you both Zune and 8.
<- no Zune icon...
I hear it has a Windows emulator- well hidden though.
Late to the party aren't you?
Must be Microsoft.
The cheap keyboard is a bit better than a ZX81, and the dear one a bit better than a Speccy- that's positive?
"So you've installed W8? PANIC!"
If it's a joke, then it's serious; if it's official MS document, then it's a stupid time waste of time.
It's not ready
. They've done the Zhu Min, but N Hans hasn't done his bit yet.
CSI type stuff takes time, not like TV.
The UK hates winners, preferring second best- qv Sky vs BSB, etc.
Bloody "plucky runners" up culture.
The pretty essential utility that show you which part of the OS is slowing the system to a crawl this time.
"...effectively ignore all the new crap."
Which you paid extra for?
It's a Vauxhall?
Just like the BPI, eh?
Agreed- particularly when measuring Kessel Run performance.
It's Lifted the veil!
What- skype on Win8? Who cares- this is important!
Also the front machine guns were broomhandle painted black!
But If it did- we'll get over it.
I feel sorry for those who remain in Slough.
The kids are up late tonight.
All pajamas and boxing gloves.
"...and an orange Ghostbusters light came on"
I need some of these!
"Microsoft takes great pains to ensure that each new version of Windows remains backward..."
Rubber makes feet sweaty and cold...
Are you sure :)
And the elephamts and turtle are created when, exactly?
Full Bloat OS indeed.
Win8 blows, WinRT blows fully
So space gyppos ^H^H^H^H Travellers leave a bloody great mess behind too?
Balmer - women haunt him, men want to beat him !