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1794 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT

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Chris Busby

That's the fearmongering twat-in-a-hat that claims all n-plants emit plutonium; but it's undetectable!!

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NoDo?

Did not do.

What's the problem- just as described 'on the tin'.

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Unhappy

Council turd collector won't do it-

You'll be lumped in with 'Useless overpaid civil servants'

You will need to be a dogshit consultant.

Oh wait- useless, overpaid... etc.

You won't win.

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WTF?

How very,

very odd.

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FAIL

Apart from

the daylight saving adjustment, I suppose?

Teat.

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Gates Horns

Don't forget-

The decision makers in the UK are easily bought.

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"the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves"

2011 was the year the Mayonaisse Wars began...

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No glowing children now-

they are all unfit, aren't they?

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Good point, but they Are healthier...

Nuclear industry workers are indeed checked very carefully,very regularly- every 6-12 months, full workover.

This is mainly to ensure that any scare stories can be fully refuted- and less people do show up with anything nasty- see commentard below. (qv)

It is a nice perq for those in the industry; peace of mind as advertised by the 'BUPA' types but for real,and for free.

In the UK the results are probably freely available- they are good publicity.

awaiting downthumbs from the 'sky is falling and the bits have isotopes in them' tards.

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Troll

Your lead hat

has crushed your brain.

Proof that you don't need to look on the roads to find an utter anus.

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Pint

Err...

Diamond White?

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Happy

True.

Now where can I get a Wetbook of 80 Sexies?

Sounds niiiice!

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Alert

Nothing-

smells like Hairy Pam in the morning...

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Happy

On the Internet-

Nobody knows you are a dog.

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Grenade

Does it power

Night Vision goggles?

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Grenade

So

the trouble with Win7 is you really need to use the command line to get it working?

*zing*

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Stop

Yes! You're right-!!!

I know a controlled demolition when I see one! 111!!!!!eleventyone.

careful now- You may not wear tinfoil, but lots of people who love opinionbites like that, do.

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Boffin

Soothing words?

Like th 'UN Nuclear Expert' with a beret on, scaring people with such gems as:-

'These reactors release Plutonium all the time,not just when there is an explosion... but you can't detect it.'

Total fearmongering Twat.Good job there was a proper scientist with a bow tie on to tell the truth.

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FAIL

You should see them run-

from a broken thermometer of bit of lead pipe.

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Here we go...

2010 the Return of the Luddites.

This earthquake will be the Green equivalent of 9/11; expect a War on Nuclular Energy.

Just when it looked as if we might not cover the globe in windmills.

*sigh*

Fire because that is all we'll have for heat and light in 20 yrs.

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Headmaster

Here we go... redux

Yes - I know it's 2011.

2010 because we should be in Jupiter Space in a Nuke powered craft by now.

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Jobs Horns

So- It's a iPhone 4

Wearing a belt?

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Headmaster

and

Jerry Pournelle, don't forget.

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Gates Horns

Why?

Is there a lot of fighting there in Microsoft?

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So-

They can cut and paste, but they can't make it stick!

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Now we can see-

How M$ calculate TCO figures.

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Happy

What is that

In kilo swimmingpools?

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Big Brother

Because-

They still can, if they want to.

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Go

I find the lack of faith-

encouraging!

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or

Hutt...

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Alien

Astral-B Heretic

Down with the Divine Order!!

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Faith

Is not equal to 'Dont Care- You're just being silly."

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I denounce Smith as a witch.

I demand trial by ducking stool, as is my right.

Yrs, Outraged Viewer.

That should have the same standing as her deranged rants, and a possible cure for them.

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Go

That picture-

Isn't he on The Simpsons? I'm surprised he didn't get off with the ;don't you know who I am?' defense.

Still, it doesn't say whether he did get off....before he was stopped.

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God hates

Teledildonics?

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Heart

Blastalicious kaboomability!

El Reg meets Schlock Mercenary!!

Top Stuff!

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Gates Horns

That would be an unusual amount

of Miscrosoft cross-compatibility...

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Joke

But only

through your phone's Zune interface.... or Android using the CLI

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What a bunch of

Armour-plated idiots; those that thought up and managed this disaster will probably be sat back with their feet up on a small boy, smoking rolled up fifty-pound notes and there is nothing we can do about it.

Grr!

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Pint

See icon!

Cheers Professur Doktor Steffi!

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WTF?

Why not go the whole hog?

get rid of the court system altogether.

Have you a warehouse full of torches and pitchforks to shift?

Udder.

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That smell?

It's the Dell Peju. Pe-yoooo!

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FAIL

Facts

Don't you hate the way they get in the way of a good moan?

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Megaphone

Note to Imperialist DRM supporters-

Nyah!

Told you you could make money by givig stuff away!

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And in Monkeyworld-

Bananas outsell pumpkins.

Your point?

(The phrase 'chalk and chalky cheese' springs to mind, even though it didn't exist a minute ago.)

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Pirate

Night-elf Druid?

Arr Barr sounds more like a pirate to me!

Yarr!

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Unhappy

More like

"You'll pay more, and so will your wife..."

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Happy

Does he

have an ePhone IV?

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Jobs Horns

At least-

it would be available in white!

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By the hand

of Jeeeeebus!!