2327 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
I see that you didn't say
what the' best coders on the planet 'did use as their desktop.
Bet it's not windows.
3. "We are sorry. DVD playback is not supported. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
If you re correct-
Win 9 will ship on 37 floppies.
Sounds like they will have to get used to it.
Good practice for getting the best out of Win 9 then...
Re: "rely on the many quality solutions on the market"
Indeed- it seems that Windows is starting to exhibit all of the traits that were once leveled at Linux- no DVD playback,need to use the command line all of the time (regedit anyone...)- by the MS faithful... What next?
Re:That's why you, and I, are both here posting on this forum.
Rather than sitting on a giant yacht, planning Man's expansion out into the asteroids...
Fails the Turing test.
Prepare Charles 10, increase Sarcasm detector thrshold 10%...
Hot or not?
Re: Wil who?
He has been a commentard here too- so watch it...
Re: Let's hope they don't ration apostrophes.
Let's hope they bloody do.
Re:"I'm guessing Londoners drink more than a cup a day "
I thought Londoners drank water from bottles. Water from far away. Exotic water.
Still, having tasted London tap water...
Re: Desalination will never work...
But at least we can salt the roads when the ice age come back...
Re: "Fair Use" is a scam.
Of course, you paid for your username or acknowledged the meme creator....?
Re: You mean...
Not at all-
Q1. Draw an Acorn atom, labelling the screen and keyboard (85 marks)
Re: Sole satellite?
Not even the sole natural moon... how many are we up to now?
Woz misses out the word-
Re: More 'cloud' fun
Not the cloud.
More like the way Barclays & Co treat their IT staff like sh1t.
Lucky Barstards! We used to dream of having a school maggot pit...
Re: Bad position
"I come from a family of teachers, my farther(sic) was an inner city head. Let me assure you that we are all scared of the bullies and their families."
There- fixed up that particular situation for you.
You don't need Windows to start posts with "As a gamer..."
Re: using gravity to lift something has never worked, and never will...
Time to get out of the hydro power business then...
But- I wanted to be a Pirate!
Re: It's a win-win situation.
Only the cost of removing all bins in public places.
Re: Instead of 'perishable', it should have said:
As a protective case
This would probably last as long as a Kindle screen.
Re: Sex the same as playing cards
Yes it is-
Poker and brag.
Re: iphone liquidmetal
Or machines for the simple?
Re: If you want to go Office...
Now I can see Ballmer in an afro wig...
Re: Boot from USB?
But iPads don't have USB to boot from.... What? There are other BYODs?
Re: Think of the children!
Don't let the cops grasp your title!
Caught by the fuzz.
Re: Google has all his personal info
Oh do piss off, Ellison.
Re: Heading in the right direction-
Which is down the plughole...
1000 jobs to go?
From the deckhands, not those that drove the ship onto the rocks, one assumes.
The Nebulous Them
A fine 80's band!
/the rest is true also...
Re: Hmm, I wonder what the fundamental particle of rabid control-freakery is called?
Re: Am I biting the hand that feeds it? Oh yes!
The Register has been seperating trolls from bridges for years.
Vodafone pay tax?
Re: I imagine... all the people, living with Linux....
CAD? Isn't that for MACs...
Oh wait- OSX nix..
Re: Windows is a brand, as you well know
They brand cattle, not usually sheep though.
Re: The Windows 8 Disaster.
A seperate OS?
Then why Windows Anything?
It should really have a different name.
Might I suggest LossDos?
Re: Well programmed robot sheep
I take it they are not the Microsoft ones then?
Re: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
For serious computing you need a Carroty Bit.
report on a lot of 'anti-science'.
Mainly about AGW.
A bit too chilly
for Integral Trees.
Re: God forbid
God forbid these things should be funded by anyone else but us! What would the neighbours think?
The Empire days are gone. Stop giving all our cash away to assuage a guilty conscience nobody actually has.
Re: as you can see the police state coming in now
Finally- the voice of reason.
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