2400 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Re: Joerg
To be fair, it seems that MS have managed to replicate Apple's most elusive product when it comes to the Surface- The Jobsian Reality Distortion Field.
2 degrees- see TFA.
Re:Re: Only one number that really matters
You want him to shoot you- with your own gun? That's rather sporting of you!
Re: iPhones 'are all fart and no poo'
All poo and a few fanbois...
Re: Don't be silly
Ok then- can it run Metro* and do more than two tasks?
/ducks and runs
* In a VM- I'm not that optimistic...
Re: Great now we have a child
A more tempered response, such as hurling chairs around?
< ---- That's you, that is.
Re: I like Aero
And me- I like the minty one.
Re: Don't care....
It won't matter- they are working toward full monochrome for the next release...
Re: The plural of 'chaos'
Re: "No Ms Harmon..."
hard to tell the difference, really...
Re: Dont get it
Re: Oh for god's sake
Ok- go for it.
. And don't forget to save the slush fund to replace the kit the now 'non-offended' dock workers have 'accidentally' dropped in the ocean.
It may not be gentlemanly conduct, but some people aren't gentlemen, and greasy-palmed officials doubly so.
Re: Nice strereotype.
Defence against gun carriers?
I've seen used dog food before.
Such an apt description of what they do at Redmond.
Re: In all fairness...
The way it's going, soon the spelling will be Micro¢oft.
Windows is the OS of the Cloud
Where 'Cloud' is a subset of 'Fog'.
Odd how this never needs to happen when there are people that need 'Democracy' dropping on them.
prayers to be rented.
Re: Not this again
It's more like complaining that people are eavsdropping when shouting down a cellphone on the train.
Why would you rip your cat's balls off?
Why do you seek attention for your arsehole?
I suppose you would have no interest in a DeadKittyBlimp then...?
Re: Room for improvement
But it's already fitted with Catseyes!
Is that like Manbearpig?
Re: I've never eaten dead cat.
Think now. Can you be absolutely certain about that...?
Re: Credit due?
What!? Sir Elt passed up a chance to do Camel With The Wind one more time?
Re: When does thing launch again? @Graham
Have one of these- even go want to do, like!
Their spelling is better than yours...
Well your profile says
you started on Wednesday 16th May 2012 08:40 GMT.
What harmful drugs are Apple on to try that line?
Re: Android apps on Windows
I hope quickly too. Android apps would only make W8 usable.
not enough water for cooling?
Don't use water. It's bad.
Re: "So why the ad-hominems?"
It seems an increase in solar output leads to an increase in the number of arseholes.
I wish the sky would fall on the lot of them.
Anyone using Windows for any life-crucial tasks should be taken out and shot.
It says so in the EULA...
Voldemort's a hacker? Who knew!
Seriously- can anyone sue for damages? These ones are real, not like McKinnons 'repair' bill...
Re: It's OK...
It is Ok- when the thieves open it, a jet of poison gas will shoot out of the screen.
Re: We can't afford the CPU, hard drive, video, etc upgrades MS thinks are necessary
Perhaps they pay them more, rather than wasting money on overspecced hardware to run overpriced bloatware?
But what is the mass of a football pitch, in Kangaroos?
Re: first concorde, now the UI (It is called Cargo -Cult)
"...The thing about Win8 and Metro is they are shaping up to be absolutely fantastic on mobile devices and tablets."
fan·tas·tic (fn-tstk) also fan·tas·ti·cal (-t-kl)
1. Quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance.
2. Unrestrainedly fanciful; extravagant:
3. Bizarre, as in form or appearance; strange:
4. Based on or existing only in fantasy; unreal: fantastic ideas about her own superiority.
5. Wonderful or superb; remarkable:
1 out of 5 ain't bad...
Re: Foxconn-rebranding company.
Turd-polishing comapany is already taken by Microsoft.
Re: Is it just me....
Perhaps- but it does make the Police look like dicks...
Re: execute people on the Reg forums
Capital punishing- for TYPING in CAPS??
I love to watch rape.
Such lovely yellow fields, waving in the breeze.
Re: Science == skepticism
Correct! Bozons are not real- unlike Bosons...
Bozos on the other hand are many, and like to think the sky is falling.
That would be-
toe the line. Not tow.
Re: Be interesting if...
Within 6 months Whitehall and Co would be running Bring and Buy sales to raise money.
It might be nice to see Bake Sales for Bullets instead of Hospices though.
So much for hearts and minds- that's just low.
Easier to claim-
Does it have a Win Metro interface, with tiles for the different types of benefit?
Press Red square for Housing Cash, Green square for Heating cash, etc.
Re: Opera - top dog. AC@17:17
By the mindless.
Part tablet, part laptop, part tea-trolley. Where are the castors though?
That's where El Reg went.
All else seemed ok though.
- Updated Zucker punched: Google gobbles Facebook-wooed Titan Aerospace
- Elon Musk's LEAKY THRUSTER gas stalls Space Station supply run
- Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders
- Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE
- VMware reveals 27-patch Heartbleed fix plan