2408 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
They will board it and add a huge disk array full of goodies and a sat link. Yarr!
The SS Itanic ?
Awesome... perhaps not.
Re: Many people saying Android has failed on tablets..
"Hmmm, cause nobody wants to buy it. That is typically how you judge a product as a failure...."
So much for Win8 and surface then.
Re: You get what you pay for
In this case, bigger yachts for the execs, smaller UK payroll for staff.
Re: "Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to menshn.com"
Oo- it's back- now reports:- "Your browser is too modern- please download IE6 or earlier."
Re: Re. Mystery Location
So it must be Tokyo.
Re:When I read that...
See- the adverts for PaedoTerrorGeddon are working! Stay away from the Daily Mail etc as much as you can and try to breathe slowly...
Re: The area that burned up
It doesn't charge via the USB? Pray tell more...
Re: Re: Joerg
To be fair, it seems that MS have managed to replicate Apple's most elusive product when it comes to the Surface- The Jobsian Reality Distortion Field.
2 degrees- see TFA.
Re:Re: Only one number that really matters
You want him to shoot you- with your own gun? That's rather sporting of you!
Re: iPhones 'are all fart and no poo'
All poo and a few fanbois...
Re: Don't be silly
Ok then- can it run Metro* and do more than two tasks?
/ducks and runs
* In a VM- I'm not that optimistic...
Re: Great now we have a child
A more tempered response, such as hurling chairs around?
< ---- That's you, that is.
Re: I like Aero
And me- I like the minty one.
Re: Don't care....
It won't matter- they are working toward full monochrome for the next release...
Re: The plural of 'chaos'
Re: "No Ms Harmon..."
hard to tell the difference, really...
Re: Dont get it
Re: Oh for god's sake
Ok- go for it.
. And don't forget to save the slush fund to replace the kit the now 'non-offended' dock workers have 'accidentally' dropped in the ocean.
It may not be gentlemanly conduct, but some people aren't gentlemen, and greasy-palmed officials doubly so.
Re: Nice strereotype.
Defence against gun carriers?
I've seen used dog food before.
Such an apt description of what they do at Redmond.
Re: In all fairness...
The way it's going, soon the spelling will be Micro¢oft.
Windows is the OS of the Cloud
Where 'Cloud' is a subset of 'Fog'.
Odd how this never needs to happen when there are people that need 'Democracy' dropping on them.
prayers to be rented.
Re: Not this again
It's more like complaining that people are eavsdropping when shouting down a cellphone on the train.
Why would you rip your cat's balls off?
Why do you seek attention for your arsehole?
I suppose you would have no interest in a DeadKittyBlimp then...?
Re: Room for improvement
But it's already fitted with Catseyes!
Is that like Manbearpig?
Re: I've never eaten dead cat.
Think now. Can you be absolutely certain about that...?
Re: Credit due?
What!? Sir Elt passed up a chance to do Camel With The Wind one more time?
Re: When does thing launch again? @Graham
Have one of these- even go want to do, like!
Their spelling is better than yours...
Well your profile says
you started on Wednesday 16th May 2012 08:40 GMT.
What harmful drugs are Apple on to try that line?
Re: Android apps on Windows
I hope quickly too. Android apps would only make W8 usable.
not enough water for cooling?
Don't use water. It's bad.
Re: "So why the ad-hominems?"
It seems an increase in solar output leads to an increase in the number of arseholes.
I wish the sky would fall on the lot of them.
Anyone using Windows for any life-crucial tasks should be taken out and shot.
It says so in the EULA...
Voldemort's a hacker? Who knew!
Seriously- can anyone sue for damages? These ones are real, not like McKinnons 'repair' bill...
Re: It's OK...
It is Ok- when the thieves open it, a jet of poison gas will shoot out of the screen.
Re: We can't afford the CPU, hard drive, video, etc upgrades MS thinks are necessary
Perhaps they pay them more, rather than wasting money on overspecced hardware to run overpriced bloatware?
But what is the mass of a football pitch, in Kangaroos?
Re: first concorde, now the UI (It is called Cargo -Cult)
"...The thing about Win8 and Metro is they are shaping up to be absolutely fantastic on mobile devices and tablets."
fan·tas·tic (fn-tstk) also fan·tas·ti·cal (-t-kl)
1. Quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance.
2. Unrestrainedly fanciful; extravagant:
3. Bizarre, as in form or appearance; strange:
4. Based on or existing only in fantasy; unreal: fantastic ideas about her own superiority.
5. Wonderful or superb; remarkable:
1 out of 5 ain't bad...
Re: Foxconn-rebranding company.
Turd-polishing comapany is already taken by Microsoft.
Re: Is it just me....
Perhaps- but it does make the Police look like dicks...
Re: execute people on the Reg forums
Capital punishing- for TYPING in CAPS??
I love to watch rape.
Such lovely yellow fields, waving in the breeze.
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