2569 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Interested in how the company complies with the Law's
I feel sorry for those who remain in Slough.
The kids are up late tonight.
All pajamas and boxing gloves.
Heh heh heh
"...and an orange Ghostbusters light came on"
I need some of these!
The article summed it up in the first sentence:-
"Microsoft takes great pains to ensure that each new version of Windows remains backward..."
Rubber makes feet sweaty and cold...
Are you sure :)
And the elephamts and turtle are created when, exactly?
Re: Why doesn't dark matter clump ?
Re: 14 to 15Gb of disk space
Full Bloat OS indeed.
Re: "full blown OS"
Win8 blows, WinRT blows fully
So space gyppos ^H^H^H^H Travellers leave a bloody great mess behind too?
Balmer - women haunt him, men want to beat him !
Re: Pass the tissues
Aw Diddums- something in your eye?
Re: I'll bet a million Euro there will be Hell to pay for this decision
A million Euro- what's that? About £5?
Re: Think of the Children!
I need a licence for my fish, Eric.
Re: Inquiring minds...
Double blind test- poke out both eyes and see if he can tell when the wifi is on...
Does it actually DO anything?
Doesn't look like it.
Re: by all accounts, a bit of a wrong 'un
Congratulations, you have successfully mastered 'Newthink'
Re: Google / YouTube
What's wrong with this picture?
Re: Ball lighning-nuts?
Not as nuts as anal bleaching.
The last line could be Nokia's epitaph-
"It's all over, here."
Re: How about the cross
Torture Porn laws?
Re: Apple leads good Christians astray...
The Map reflects religion- it's a grey area.
First the fall of Communism, next the fall of IQ.
If you *need* Windows for the Captain's Chair
Then you are probably just playing at being Captain.
Re: Linux Jovial Names
Re: Me like
...and it won't work with anything decent until it's been hacked by someone.
There is a word for this.
Drop the veil- again?
Lift the veil, shurely?
Re: Part of a ........
Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Earth Shattering Kaboom.
A security risk has been detected.
Please format hard drive and install another OS.
I know. Flame away- I'm chilly.
Re: wow that graph
That's going on a t-shirt!
Re: Soviet find water on the Moon in the 1970s
Checkov! Is that you?
Re: A fine notion
So? Start a black latex spacesuit factory.
Re: Let's be fair: Broun knows what "hell" is.
If this guy's Fundie God exists, I'll gladly roast in Hell for eternity rather than go to Fundie Heaven.
Re: An important idea here.
A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!
Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.
Metro, Notro,Modern UI-
Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.
Re: Lets have more gratuitous sexism.
I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.
Re: if i was the judge
...beat of iTunes in my brain..
seems more likely
Re: Do they sell these Sun's in the US?
Re: Not X factor
Thanks for giving a shit- so we don't have to.
Re: Fast boot isn't everything...
Enter the cluebat.
Re: Longer is better
Shouldn't there be numerics and case changes in there, just to make it roll off of the tongue better?
Re:Don't stand too close to the windows, Julian.
Authorised to him out?
You must be thinking of Julian Clary.
Re: It won't do you any good
That;s the US Govt screwed then.
"It may be unnecessary for Republican men to exhibit masculinity through their appearance,"
It's obvious they're dicks...
Re: Margaret Thatcher Icon
Use this one - Thatcher with a 'Tash.
Re: "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus"
I agree- it's an outrage!
Oh- wait; it is an eel...
Re: The cake is a lie!
Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...
Linux on the Desktop!
Yes it is- how did that get there?!?
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