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1797 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT

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Always wondered what Lizzie did for fun.

Now we know whatever it is, it's not flash based...

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Boffin

Clinical research...

yeah, right....

(Darpa Brain Scissors please Nurse!)

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Go

But also-

The biggest psychos. You can't 'stand up to them', you can only take them down, but they have to stay down.

Bullies, that is...

Tricky, that.

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FAIL

If that is your solution

Then you are certainly part of the problem.

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Gates Horns

Typical!

Only two marked keys, and they are the most useless of all...

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Ohhh yes!

sorry.

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WTF?

I wonder-

what sort of thicko would downvote your post?

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Agreed-

I'd buy a hardware ad-blocker for paid-for cable/sat TV.

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Such a region-

sounds more hospitable than the Calvin-Klein region.

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It exists!

It's negative money- that's where the huge deficit comes from...

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Unhappy

Always cash for bullets, none for brains

When was the last time the army needed to hold a bring-and-buy sale?

Apart from buying armour of course...

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Still having trouble with that CCNA, eh?

I kid, I kid....

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Indeed-

My point being that Diesel was cheaper than Petrol, and the cost differential made it popular. This woke the sleeping pig (qv chancellor - he who kills the goose that lays the golden eggs) who increased the tax on Diesel to match.

The increased demand then led to a price rise, making it dearer still than petrol.

Flames for the rosy glow of a warm trough...

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Diesel is only dearer than petrol

Because the taxman makes it so.

I want some of these sparkplug lasers though.... for er, my central heating, yes.

(Not the shark tank...)

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Jobs Horns

And the chance of that getting into the iApp store?

Less than 0...

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Blimey!!!!!!!!!

Where am I? What have you done with The System- it's.... working!

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Good Idea-

Se how far away estate agents are, do you don't have to get too close to them.

A telescope/microscope function for the camera might be nice too...

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Terminator

Stranger yet-

all of the Occupants seem to be members of Kraftwerk- even the girl.

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FAIL

So that's why rockets dont work...?

Eh?

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Black Helicopters

True, but....

the last person to design one got a Mossad headache...

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Headmaster

Right title-

Wrong author. The Thing was taken from a John W Campbell story...

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Don't feed him...

he might be a gremlin. And it's past midnight...

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Much like the films

that do get made then...

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Star Trek was-

and it never stopped them...

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Ooh! Handbags at 10 paces!

Popcorn!

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Happy

Not even-

an old white one.

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Joke

Actually-

I did know that!

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FAIL

How amazingly

20th Century...

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Happy

This is MS...

"Excrement"

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Alien

USS Paul Foster?

Ha! I knew UFO was real...

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Happy

More likely-

If you're not on Facebook or Twitter, you'll wonder what everyone is panicking about, shrug, and have a nice stressfree day.

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WTF?

Corruption fatigue.

Is it just me, or is anyone else starting to suffer from this?

It seems everybody has their hands in our pockets, their noses in our business or a blank card to do whatever the 4uk they want. And get away with it.

Bastards.

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Crown Prostitution Service

Bought and Paid For.

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Pint

I'll drink to that!

cheers!

(watch that croc...)

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The gas has got into the woodwork-

They're all coming out today!

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A step above -

the RS battery club...

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Unhappy

It is an ill wind.

And it is doing nobody any good.

Unless they trade in ROCs.

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Jobs Horns

Isn't that the old motto...

v2?

Also available in white.

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Unhappy

You were lucky-

They can't usually be arsed with interference that 'only disturbs one man's hobby'.

probably get some cash flogging the kit back to the pirates ^H^H^H^H aspiring licensees...

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sadly, nobody could hear them

due to the RFI from powerline Ethernet that they unfortunatley overlooked...

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Only-

the Ford Ennals comes with DAB as standard...

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My new hobby

Is intefering with BT homehub signals.

Seems harmless...

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You really shouldn't comment on a grown-up forum.

Why do the feeble trolls have numbers after their names?

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The sun should come in a 3D edition

To better contain the amount of sh1t it contains.

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No Surprise-

Anything from Simon Cowell's anus and co makes me depressed.

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You can't polish a turd-

But you can wrap a ribbon around it!

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Happy

Ah- there are pictures!

Ergo; this has happened!

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Yet again they trot out 'Lessons will be learned'

When what people want to hear is 'Heads will roll.'

Never happens though.

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FAIL

Stick to what you know....

Commenting on a tech forum isn't it.

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Strangely-

It's funny how global warming believers employ exactly the same tactics as found amongst creationists, 9/11 "truthers", and holocaust deniers.

Fungible statement, that.