+30% smartphone growth for Nokia Lumias!
Now FOUR customers!
3328 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Now FOUR customers!
For the worse...
One cup of bees?
Sounds like a recipe....for something.
Block all of the news rags- they have print. Why do they need to clog up the 'net too?
He's proving that the God botherers aren't the climate Deniers he claims they are.
A six-legged horse...
"...another persons right to believe in god..."
There is no such right.
But why do they bring them back?
Won't somebody think we're not children!
"Errr, Harry, why did we opt out of that filthy porn smut filtering?"
"I'm not paying full price for half an internet, dear. That would be silly."
It's the future...
6a. How to spell 'property'
Wow. That would be an Omnishambolic Clusterfuck of the highest order!
"Downvoted for arrogance and tone."
What a coincidence. Have a downvote.
Do you have an Economy Flush?
5Gb cap, 100kbps throughput after deep packet inspection...
I doubt they can spell 'Brazil', which is ironic really.
"Obama got it for at least trying to change the statuesque..."
Not an easy task- have you seen the size of some of the 'Statuesque'? They're bloody enormous!
O the huge manatees!
Again with Eduction!
"(Engineering / Mechanical Engineering) the exhaust stroke of a steam or internal-combustion engine"
To assume or work out from given facts; deduce.
...and get it all wrong, invent sky-faeries etc.
We're servers on the Moon
We're full of pirate tunes
But we cause lost sales
In Lunar retails
So they want us all shut doon...
when it gets removed (ala OtherOS), you only have AC twats like this to blame.
...they will soon start to put the clamps on the iPad v1
There- that's more like it.
Barclays Etc are evil. Don't go near them.
Worst part of the Barclays group.
Still bleating I see.
Give BT pots of cash, get worse services- it's not a new idea.
Will probably sell more than the MS one in total
Hey- it's not That bad!
How did you get past AdBlocker?
Well, perhaps he can talk to our Mr Bryant at length in there, during Happy Hour.
Good advice. Why don't you just do that?
Your rock. Back under it. Nothing for you to fawn over here, Doormatt.
That would be an ecumenical matter...
But this isn't an argument -it's more of a joyful anticipation!
"all them profits are the result of terrible performance...."
Not just that- don't forget customer lock-in and stupid inertia.
Are you listening, Microsoft?
fuck right off you shill.
Keep Beardie for Branson.
May I propose Prune-Faced Spiv for Sugar?
Follow the money...
This *could* work- but only when we live in cities like the Jetsons. Existing infrastructure wouldn't support it, it would be like bin-collection day every half-hour, every day.
"I tried to set my old man up on Open Maps..."
Are you the Cerne Abbas Giant?
Devon was the clue...
If they want it, they can bloody well haul it away. Otherwise...
I & D Smiths both -100
POV displays. Clocks come to mind, but very popular on Instructables etc.
What colouri s your breath when you exhale?
Emacs or Vi?
If you're on a plane, you might be in the cloud!
So we can blame 'pilot error' when it crashes and burns.
Two weeks in Gitmo.