2406 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Don't kill people. Accountants kill people.
*Works for other industries too.Your mortality rate may vary.
Stop eating that Thorium then!
Batman used to exist, but has been extinct for millions of years...
Re: Biggest laff since Jurassic Park
That would be Terminator 2. Spent ages looking for the Cash Machine Ripoff plugin for a Portfolio...
Re: open souse...
Thought there was something fishy about it...
Re: exactly those people
Not yet, but after a few years of these shows then their brains will be softened enough for those purchasing jobs.
Re: Win8 no longer honours hosts file?
No Surprise! HOSTS is quite a standard file, and everyone knows how MS feels about standards.
Re: Home 3D printing is killing vinyl?
Tough crowd today...
Re: one device at a time?
You don't expect commetards to actually Read The Fsking Article?
You must be new here...
Re:..the pond I want to be in...
Careful- there are probably Turtles in there...
Re: No fan of Windows 8 etc. but...
"Still have the 360 I bought on launch day..."
Re: The small gaps
If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...
"...but my religion demands that I not -"
"...be able to see that woman."
Re: What does UI stand for ?
It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...
Strangely apt url- MS marketing should have grabbed it first...
Re: Is El Reg the new Slashdot?
No. Perhaps Slashdot 3, Metro Slashdot, or Modern Slashdot... 'New' anything is sooo old...
"There's not yet a shortage of loonies as recent events have shown."
As 'recent events' include this survey, I agree.
Re: "you spend all day rebooting ?"
It is Windows...
Re: Sod that!
So do Apple...
Re: By the end of the day
Couldn't have said it better.
Re: Steam Linux?
If you were steam, you would blow away. Far away...
Might shut you up for a while.
Re:Good luck getting Linux users to pay
But they have more disposable income, having not had to waste money on Windows!
Re: This could be interesting to watch
You realise that you just "published" that "fact"?
Expect Black Helis!
or the award winning scorn of Matt Bryant... for confirming that you have a basement, so you probably live in it like everyone else that is not him,f or he lives on his own feet, like some sort of recursive athlete...
Re: The point of going to Mars?
You are forgetting the triple breasted women- unavailable elsewhere, outside of Eroticon 6, as I understand it.
Re: it's irrelevant
Sooner or later =ExCrete
Followed up by ExCrement =SP1.
You know it would happen...
Metro, by any other name
Will smell and sound the same...
Re: Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!
They didn't learn much, did they?
Re: At this point..
There you go....
Re: IT angle time....
You're going to need a bigger pan...
Windows Phone doesn't have a few years.
bile spewing fandroids
A bit hard on Apple fans there...
Re: ... the remaining trees of his forests will be so few that a child could write them down ...
And a damning testament to the state of maths teaching in Mesopotamian schools...
Re: It really is competition for gmail...
Unlike Gmail, then which works fine in Opera.
Re: You could have your eye out with that!
Re: A better explanation for the modern Pentathlon
"Just because the Lady loves...shiny Apples!"
Re: It's the 21st Century...
"Besides, it's harder to enjoy reloading and working up loads for a laser."
Only if it's a namby pamby laser...
I agree with Matt (!) though- where's our Mary Poppins Icon?
Re: Not natural
"I've run the message thru the ICU- Mother doesn't think it's a message- she thinks it's a warning.-
Something about Instant Mash..."
Re: Would this be the same CPS
Corrupt Prosecution Service?
Yep- that's them.
How's the vertigo at the moment, then?
Re: 6 months ago I couldn't even spell architect now I are one.
Infrastructure architects tend to know what they are talking about. Anyone with 'Corporate' in their title is probably a hot air generator.
Re: update HG Wells...?!
Don't! Tom Cruise might do War of the Worlds II.
Re: IT outsourced?
Re: About a million to one......
That's what *they* said...
Re: Entirely Apple's own fault
"And the number of iPad3 unit sold keeps getting higher and higher."
Well it couldn't go lower could it?
Or do things work differently in Fanspace?
Re: ...that you will be legally allowed to own
Then only outlaws will have decent kit!