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1880 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT

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Happy

Shoot up through

LOHAN'S ring?

/oo er, missus

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Headmaster

Simply- Add

A stick.

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Meh

the drive is always useable on modern equipment...

I take it you mean writable...

What do you plug this year's equivalent of the 5 1/2 in MFM winchester into in 20 yrs time?

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Happy

Gloves with Spaniel ears? Made from Puppies?

That's going on my xmas list !

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Happy

But-

If you use Bing, everyone dies...

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Terminator

"Two Weeks"

"Two...weeks" said the human driver, before exploding.

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WTF?

Nyko Zoom £36.

Kinect in Asda £26.

......

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Happy

"Ooo. That's hot!"

"And big...!"

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Happy

Just because it's a hoax-

dosen'tmean it's not true.

Just this once...

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Meh

Or 7.

Only one number needed; probably have gone under before WinPho8.

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Coat

Thought it said 'Peter Griffin style'

makes a change from Keystone Kops style, I suppose...

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Devil

They did.

Everytime the clocks change...

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Mushroom

Now you've done it....

You had to say the E word...

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Coat

Oh good-

That means we have nothing to hide. So stop watching us.

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Facepalm

Are you terrified by them?

Delicate little flower.

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Happy

But...

The sticking -out ball type does tend to deter tailgaters- a little.

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FAIL

Jeez-

Aren't IE choosers touchy?

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It's apart of evolution!

We need to get off and stay off this mudball,or become another evolutionary footnote.

Hopefully, the Accountant will eventually go the way of the Neandertal- who was probably a better bet, future-wise.

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Meh

Or more likely...

Arg! Tree!

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Coat

Known as being in

a state of Fugu...

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Happy

Thank fuck it wasn't 300 job losses.

We'd be awash with Spartan refernces...

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Happy

Or Paladium-

0.15 grammes of it.

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Alien

He's waiting-

For the arrival of the mysterious Spheres and Keanu...

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Unhappy

Another era ends.

And now we return you to "The Golden Age of Ballooning..."

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Windows

True.

Lumpen proletriat deserve lumpen buttons.

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Gimp

Aha

A Balmerog and a Cave Troll... two for one!

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Pint

Who knew...

you can laminate kebabs!

Probably keep forever, kept warm by entropy from the heat death of the Universe..

Go Friday!

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Joke

KT...

Tunstall?

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Pirate

Hmm

I forgot Cap'n Jack was flyng the Disney colours...

Well done sir!

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Happy

Big, noisy and power hungry?

AND expensive...?

Gamers will snap them up...

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Holmes

Filter the smoke-

You could pass it though a tube into a couple of bags.

The bags catch the smoke particles.

You could call the bags... 'lungs' or something.

/BC

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Flame

Not if it's a Beko fridge...

http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/news/LatestNewsReleases_PR1554.asp

"Potential fire hazard with Beko fridge freezers"

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Facepalm

I rather think that the Humanist would say-

"Don't nail me to a fucking tree! What is wrong with you people?"

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FAIL

Windows...standards...?

Oxymoron...

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Terminator

The ESA guy behind this idea-

he wasn't called Waldo, by any chance?

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Good for him!

B011LOX to the DVLA!

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Windows

Win8 will surpass CocaCola

As the brand most capable of rotting your teeth.

Or at least the adverts will.

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Meh

Perhaps

People should be more careful in their choice of words then?

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FAIL

There's a lot of braying

about Anonymous....

By Anonymous Cowards.

Sad.

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WTF?

"Waa!

We are crap in comparison to you. Give us some money so we don't have to improve."

Does nobody have pride in achievement any more?

Or are we becoming a race of ambulance chasers?

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Happy

Mass packets?

Are you referring to Bug Shit?

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Mushroom

There is probably a word

for your particular fetish.

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Happy

Mmmmm!

"Fatal failure in Palin module..."

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Unhappy

But like US Robotics-

Sadly disappointing.

Heinlein and Asimov rotate unhappily...

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Holmes

Obviously

We need bigger sharks.

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Mushroom

Now they can program cruise missiles

on a post code basis.

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Coat

Apt name, really.

Biz Cloud.

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Big Brother

Heads never roll..

'Lessons are learnt".

Twats.

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FAIL

Racist?

Against who? Burka-wearers? Women? Islamists?

None of these are a race.

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Megaphone

It is time

for this shit to stop.