2576 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: harden the **** up
Sounds correct though.
Board of Governors
Replaced by Ministry of Truth.
Bad Show, BBC.
Re: what's 'boraband'?
It's capable of going fast, but is generally quite slow.
q.v VW Bora, the car for old farts that think the Passat is too racy.
Next- Aether; Where have you been hiding?
For you then?
Re: Welcome to the capitalist world...
"We all love good value for money"
That rules out Starbucks, then.
Lawyers and accountants will be going bankrupt by the million.
You say that like it is a bad thing...
Hiding behind H&S?
It's spreading worldwide like a red weed...
Royalites for Dickens novels ripped off by the US?
Re:should've made your calculation in Excel
or not, rather.
Re: Better make the shed rock-shaped, too.
Unfortunately the chameleon circuit is bust.
Re: Star Wars VII: Rise of the Gungans!
Gungan Style ?
Re: I like the idea but...
Perhaps anyone who needs an addy for '"we will not pass on your details ..." signups. Why not for $5? Better than a spam raddled Hotmail account- if you can still get one...
The Surface clicky-clicky one with the Glee types?
Re: Why do you enjoy seeing other people have problems?
He's a designer at MS?
Windows To Go
What a nice headline that would make...
Re: Since one US Jury was drunk or stoned through most of a case
As well as the Apple/Samsung one?
Re: This is what science and technology should be doing.
using a 'mouse'.... right...
Re: Good stuff.
'Flesh coloured' plastic never is, looks creepy and scares kids.
Robot stuff, shiny or CF looks cool and not scary. Unless you are Sarah Connor, of course.
Re: We've got a robot hand grasping a mans penis here!
Code word...or safe word?
Re: I don't need more gravity.
That's what we need! Artificial Levity!
wizz! (For Atomms)
I shall invent a device to accelerate and collide lawyers and priests at relativistic speeds, and place it in the public domain.
I wonder what esoteric particles would be produced?
Suggestions on a postcard:-
Re: a cat has had a go at the rectangle with its claws.
On an iPhone 5, yes- they look like that out of the factory, apparently.
Re: Braking wind
Probably applied with a 'peddle'...
patent the use of audio-output jack as a whistle.
*heard it here first*
"He's just looking for attention."
Said jm83, in a string of postings...
Re: "powerful, lethal ranged weapons is a vital part of what makes us human"
...what *keeps* us human is compassion and empathy.
Re: I just got one for work
Now *that* is a Review.
Shape the future
“Give me the child for his first seven years and I'll give you the Microsoft User.”
Surface to Games Slate?
How hard can it be?
Re: Sheltered Life
Don't sit under the Apple tree, with anyone else but i...
Sing along now!
ok, just "ooo" then...
Re: I'm proud of my kids as well
*Put them in the curry*
/Milligan Dalek Voice
Re: cultural preferences
Always interesting are people who like things until they find out what they are- then they go off them.
Freud would have a field day...
Nah- cat food needs salt- which is really not! good for cats; otherwise...
Re: Usual whining drivel from the Reg's resident Victor Meldrew
Perhaps you shoud leave off the Red Bull.
And stop reading stories you know will make you rant.
Nobody Uses This Shit.
Re: 20 Billion for this?
I agree- call it WTF?
That's what most people will say when they start to use it.
Is that how you see yourself?
Re: Is that really a good idea?.
You'd better be wearing hi-vis and carrying a clip board when you say that...
Re: There is a lot more value to the iPad than just the price.
No. No there isn't.
The retina display is wasted on the blinkered and the blind.
Re: I'm buying a surface.
It must be better than being a dimensionless entity, I suppose...
Re: "Nun on nun action"
Re: A bit unlucky
A server centre without ports? At least it's secure...
How many cell towers will this phone confuse?
here's another experiment-
Give me a £20 note, and see if I can make it disappear.
Look! It's gone.
Let's see if I can do it again- give me another twenty...
heh heh heh
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