2606 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: What Puzzles Me
It's compared to a bag of sugar.
Re:Windows 7 was a life boat
'Surface' is a submarine.
Dive dive dive.
Re: What's all the fuss about?
*Car Analogy Alert!*
Say you bought a car.
Would you be happy having to Pay Extra for a windcreen that was more than 10% transparent, ot a decent sized steering wheel before you could drive it as easily as your previous cars?
Holding an Apple?
Re: Roger Irrelevant Writes...
You mean "My Very First Smartphone"
I got stuck in the barrel room ;You got imprisoned in there, and to escape you had to get into a barrel and then dump it though the trap door into the river- do it without and you would drown. i threw the barrel out first one time, and could not proceed, so quit and reloaded from tape. This time when I was thrown into the room, there was no barrel, and it was never there ever after - this was without doing a game save- I have no idea what happened...
Re: Ignorant users
I think what you are saying is:-
Win 8. Windows for Monkeys.
Leave Igors out of this!
Is he called Bruce?
Re: Hey you, citizen! You really suck.
Roy would have been ok if he hadn't gone to Skaro.
looks like it will turn into Mr Sparkle at any moment.
Are so 2D...
Is the Cake true now or not? I forget...
which end of the gut they go in...
Increased sales figures!
Every little helps...
What a cruel,
and unusual punishment.
Re: Is he married?
Or Stepford grade. more like.
Choosy Mothers choose Jiff
'Cause it starts with a 'J'.
Re: Was the vulture logo created by a jiffics artist on jiff paper?
No, Giraffic Artists on Giraffe paper.
In Giraffic Park.
Re: could be a small Dyson Sphere
Aha - A Dyson Ball. In a vacuum...
Try again on Tuesday. About 2ish.
It's put on a bit of mass...
That's no Moon...
Re: Very strange stuff
'Planet' <Noun> (gk) Wanderer
'Atmosphere' <Noun> Gaseous envelope held onto surface of Planet (q.v) by Gravity.
Microsoft don't make phones-
But if they did, they'd be shit. Probably.
El Reg Xmas cards with sound please.
Why would they?
Re: It may just be me
Taking the piss?
A TIFKAM screen?
Re: harden the **** up
Sounds correct though.
Board of Governors
Replaced by Ministry of Truth.
Bad Show, BBC.
Re: what's 'boraband'?
It's capable of going fast, but is generally quite slow.
q.v VW Bora, the car for old farts that think the Passat is too racy.
Next- Aether; Where have you been hiding?
For you then?
Re: Welcome to the capitalist world...
"We all love good value for money"
That rules out Starbucks, then.
Lawyers and accountants will be going bankrupt by the million.
You say that like it is a bad thing...
Hiding behind H&S?
It's spreading worldwide like a red weed...
Royalites for Dickens novels ripped off by the US?
Re:should've made your calculation in Excel
or not, rather.
Re: Better make the shed rock-shaped, too.
Unfortunately the chameleon circuit is bust.
Re: Star Wars VII: Rise of the Gungans!
Gungan Style ?
Re: I like the idea but...
Perhaps anyone who needs an addy for '"we will not pass on your details ..." signups. Why not for $5? Better than a spam raddled Hotmail account- if you can still get one...
The Surface clicky-clicky one with the Glee types?
Re: Why do you enjoy seeing other people have problems?
He's a designer at MS?
Windows To Go
What a nice headline that would make...
Re: Since one US Jury was drunk or stoned through most of a case
As well as the Apple/Samsung one?
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