Re: Clever people make. Clever people break!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
2884 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
I'd buy that for a dollar!
People pay for this crap. (The sw, not the article).
Hilarious (Life, and the article).
VM cable is already FTTC- just wait; as soon as the new BT cab fills up, it will slow to a crawl too.
I agree- Jail for all AC posters.
Some wrinkly Sith Senator got thrown down a shaft?
let's get fracking, and I can make a killing on gas mantles!
...polish [your|you're] [armor|armour] for free.
It's an Animal Farm reference.
I knew I should have got one when they came out- £25 in Asda... aha
Ouida Dogg, I seem to recall...
d) is the answer- driverless bicycles.
It won't knock. Or indeed arrive- you will get an email saying "You were out..."
That explains the Bear- he's Temporary Pope.
You stuff a mouse up it's trunk.
Whatever next - no droids?
You can't make up stuff like this- unless the EU pay you to.
An orbiting THz telescope? Might be interesting stuff to see (not just alien videos...).
"...at least seriously read a book..."
Isn't that splitting an infinitive?
Apple generate a Reality Distortion field.
Microsoft just use a really big hammer.
I second Botty Lord for the wazzocks behind botnets!
Or Botti Boi...
When 400 years old she is, look so good, she will not...
I can do better than that, I can give you Fifteen!
Don't confuse Popular with Endemic.
But Rocket Surgery- that's a right swine...
does crap even stick to aerogel?
Mr Young asked for the "It wasn't me" kid... the customer is king.
Then it will annoy you, and you will be £1k down...
"so you would be buying something inferior.,"
A Surface Pro?
How can you have *fun* without a soul?
should be the best place to find exotic matter and other space-time detritus such as we haven't a hope of replicating here. If there is an anti-gravity particle or a sub-ether wave to be found and harnessed, this is the place- if they aren't, well the future is going to be boring as Earth slowly goes back to the stone-age.
Beer- for optimism...
Nutritional paste to the eye stalk or a fetching rubbery cloak over the top have proved to be effective in the past- or was it the future?
...Ex-Lax was taken.
Nobody wants it on those terms. Difficult for MS to stick it?
A bit of an eye-opener...
It's value is debatable.
it smells fishy.
That's Tesla's Aether Propeller!
What are they teaching in the schools these days? Indeed!!
Wasn't this predicted to be happening... ooh about now?
All the 'tell us who your friends are and what you are doing and we'll tell you where your tribe is meeting' things that have been pushed forward up to now just don't catch on- nobody wants tracking to that extent- and nor will this.
Then it should be "Perl Harbor" (Harbour).
One for Windows Phone 8- it's not 'success'...
As in "your mind is as closed as ours, right?"
That's what I would want one for!
That would be what enlightened souls have called *the Sun* for many millenia.
I think you mean MS are an Outlaw company...
Abu Hamza doesn't like Win8 Touch Screen kit for some reason.
Better board up your Windows.