2327 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Sooner or later =ExCrete
Followed up by ExCrement =SP1.
You know it would happen...
Metro, by any other name
Will smell and sound the same...
Re: IT angle time....
You're going to need a bigger pan...
Windows Phone doesn't have a few years.
bile spewing fandroids
A bit hard on Apple fans there...
Re: ... the remaining trees of his forests will be so few that a child could write them down ...
And a damning testament to the state of maths teaching in Mesopotamian schools...
Re: It really is competition for gmail...
Unlike Gmail, then which works fine in Opera.
Re: You could have your eye out with that!
Re: A better explanation for the modern Pentathlon
"Just because the Lady loves...shiny Apples!"
Re: It's the 21st Century...
"Besides, it's harder to enjoy reloading and working up loads for a laser."
Only if it's a namby pamby laser...
I agree with Matt (!) though- where's our Mary Poppins Icon?
Re: Not natural
"I've run the message thru the ICU- Mother doesn't think it's a message- she thinks it's a warning.-
Something about Instant Mash..."
Re: Would this be the same CPS
Corrupt Prosecution Service?
Yep- that's them.
How's the vertigo at the moment, then?
Re: 6 months ago I couldn't even spell architect now I are one.
Infrastructure architects tend to know what they are talking about. Anyone with 'Corporate' in their title is probably a hot air generator.
Re: update HG Wells...?!
Don't! Tom Cruise might do War of the Worlds II.
Re: IT outsourced?
Re: About a million to one......
That's what *they* said...
Re: Who are you, really?
Hopefully, the future.
Re: Bent pipe...event tones?
Re: Entirely Apple's own fault
"And the number of iPad3 unit sold keeps getting higher and higher."
Well it couldn't go lower could it?
Or do things work differently in Fanspace?
Even the Mothership finds you annoying!
Re: ...that you will be legally allowed to own
Then only outlaws will have decent kit!
Re: Perhaps 2012 will be the year mainstream gaming comes to Linux?
But then there will be no need for Windows- the gaming OS.
Re: Really Dave
They roll it back to get a good run up to roll it out very quickly.
Re: Good good
That would be ' doubleplus good.'
Give Big Data a Human Face
And Rat-Jellyfish tentacles.
And Bat-Lizard wings
Re: waste of time
I have one from EBay. P&P is a killer though. 3 stars.
Re: Balmers Reaction?
Isn't he still busy killing Google?
Get a Job's product.
Re: horse shit cubes?
Feed them on oaty bars.
Re: Do it
You attitude intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
is your debut?
I'm fed up with this crap too
But they keep selling new and crappier versions that are holding back progress.
Re: Daft twats
You were shifting an empty box hence box-shifter.
What do you use the bloody Arduino for without other stuff? Scratching your arse?
Get back under the bridge,dozy twat.
Bloody Arduino lovers, worse than Dremel fanbois.
Re: Bill Smith
You're just a box-shifter then?
Re: More importantly...
Re: The Register needs a filtering system
The Register needs a filtering system for trolls at least.
Re: Hey, it's international cuisine alright
Merde Grand- inna bun.
Re: I could not care less
1.5D graphics. They're so thin!
Re: Which joyless wankers
If IE brings you joy, you are a sad fucker indeed.
Strange though it may be, there is a certain truth in what you say...
Isn't this already built in?
and prove it to us, then.
Re: Wind blows in wrong direction.....
Yeah- it might make a nasty POP!
The Win8 of MS trolls.
Is it me...
or are there a lot of snarky barista types on here today?
I'll have a black coffee, with milk- when you can spare a minute from pouting.
Re: Visible from the moon?
So *thats* what happens when you press the 'TURBO' button on the PC...
Re: Why Paris?
You can, but you have to remove her ports to do so.
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