2400 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Umm wheres the IT Angle?
Dot Matrix? I have a vewwy good friend in Wome called Dot Matrix!
Thwow him to the florw, Centuwion!
Re: Colour me astonished
Arr! It be Pirate Boots then!
Re: I for one couldn't really care less what they call it.
It's more how they call it- the APIs aren't consistent...
Re: 'just like playing bingo' ...
Either way, it confirms that Windows 8 is a true gaming platform...
Only for taking the Tube...
Re: And the gamma ray mega radiation kill thing?
Any useful space drive is a useful weapon.
But if that is true, why have you put the words "and the word" in between them instead?
Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing
You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?
"I don't really see what your loosing with subscribing..."
Re: Would be interesting to determine...
Lots of amorous hawks colliding with the sticker...
So now it's official?
Windows 8 is a toy.
Re: A fool and his money...
There's one born every 2.6 seconds...
"Microsoft can create an internal website for bugs/comments/requests"
Just how big is Cloud 365?
Re: A Lumia 920 is in my sights....
Re: ...they can't hold a reasonable argument.
But they can hold a phone any way they like...
Re: It's even easier with USB leads being standard
Just like the iPhone!
Re: One Pi is Pi
Re: Windows 8 is amazeballs
Where [amaze] is silent.
Re: I guess the one that already left had the Linux PR guys on it....
Not the B ark- the one you are in orbit around...
Bob the Samsung guy?
You misheard- he's a BARRISTER.
Re: is CO2 snow anything like regular snow?
The Martian Esquimax have a word for it...
Pay for stuff that doesn't work the way you want, then pay for more stuff to make it work the way you want it to.
Re: but I thought I just read that Samsung sells more phones than Apple.
I agree- but I'm fucking sick of having to keep charging the battery on my Bentley, and my iPhone only does 2 mpg.
Re: Bag Selection.
As long as the waiststrap is bigger than the waist, it's not an IT problem....
Red tides are dangerous,
/runs away, coat flapping.
Re: MS need to shed Ballmer
Re:Re: Is that the sound....
It depends whether the music they listen(ed) to is shit or shite.
Re: wildfire limitations
That could be seen as an advantage, rather than buying apps that won't run. You know what some people are like...
You are new, I take it , to Mr Dabbs journalistic stylings?
Re: To all not getting these columns...
Or they are the ones that are doing the marinading, perhaps?
Re: What the frak
Your Bong-fu is weak...
Re: Meh.. Will be overturned LONG before then.
How fitting a choice of words...
"and deduces that they must have a fast internet connection." - even after finding out it's BT Infinitlyslow...
Re: The heroes of our youth...
And one from me,
Thanks Neil,from all mankind, and Mr Gorsky in particular.
Here's to Armstrong Base, Mars,
Re: Just in time for a Mormon President
Aren't all religions just a bunch of cults?
And so it begins...
My bluetooth headset is translating everything into Mandarin.
Re:what's yours, genius?
Yes, actually. Thanks for asking.
Re: Idiots like this stuff
"Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...”
But let's hope it does.
Surely an alternative viewpoint, to be valid, should look at the facts? There are lots of screwball sites out ther if you just want 'Alternative' viewpoints to things- qv Moon Hoax, JFK, 911 etc.
Why so many not-dead lawyers then?
Don't kill people. Accountants kill people.
*Works for other industries too.Your mortality rate may vary.
Stop eating that Thorium then!
Batman used to exist, but has been extinct for millions of years...
Re: Biggest laff since Jurassic Park
That would be Terminator 2. Spent ages looking for the Cash Machine Ripoff plugin for a Portfolio...
Re: open souse...
Thought there was something fishy about it...
Re: exactly those people
Not yet, but after a few years of these shows then their brains will be softened enough for those purchasing jobs.
- Updated Zucker punched: Google gobbles Facebook-wooed Titan Aerospace
- Elon Musk's LEAKY THRUSTER gas stalls Space Station supply run
- Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders
- Pics Audio fans, prepare yourself for the Second Coming ... of Blu-ray
- Microsoft: Windows version you probably haven't upgraded to yet is ALREADY OBSOLETE