2324 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Red tides are dangerous,
/runs away, coat flapping.
Re: MS need to shed Ballmer
Re:Re: Is that the sound....
It depends whether the music they listen(ed) to is shit or shite.
Re: wildfire limitations
That could be seen as an advantage, rather than buying apps that won't run. You know what some people are like...
You are new, I take it , to Mr Dabbs journalistic stylings?
Re: To all not getting these columns...
Or they are the ones that are doing the marinading, perhaps?
Re: What the frak
Your Bong-fu is weak...
Re: Meh.. Will be overturned LONG before then.
How fitting a choice of words...
"and deduces that they must have a fast internet connection." - even after finding out it's BT Infinitlyslow...
Re: The heroes of our youth...
And one from me,
Thanks Neil,from all mankind, and Mr Gorsky in particular.
Here's to Armstrong Base, Mars,
Re: Just in time for a Mormon President
Aren't all religions just a bunch of cults?
And so it begins...
My bluetooth headset is translating everything into Mandarin.
Re:what's yours, genius?
Yes, actually. Thanks for asking.
Re: Idiots like this stuff
"Only a stainless steel rat can be at home in this environment...”
But let's hope it does.
Surely an alternative viewpoint, to be valid, should look at the facts? There are lots of screwball sites out ther if you just want 'Alternative' viewpoints to things- qv Moon Hoax, JFK, 911 etc.
Why so many not-dead lawyers then?
Don't kill people. Accountants kill people.
*Works for other industries too.Your mortality rate may vary.
Stop eating that Thorium then!
Batman used to exist, but has been extinct for millions of years...
Re: Biggest laff since Jurassic Park
That would be Terminator 2. Spent ages looking for the Cash Machine Ripoff plugin for a Portfolio...
Re: open souse...
Thought there was something fishy about it...
Re: exactly those people
Not yet, but after a few years of these shows then their brains will be softened enough for those purchasing jobs.
Re: Win8 no longer honours hosts file?
No Surprise! HOSTS is quite a standard file, and everyone knows how MS feels about standards.
Re: Home 3D printing is killing vinyl?
Tough crowd today...
Re: one device at a time?
You don't expect commetards to actually Read The Fsking Article?
You must be new here...
Re:..the pond I want to be in...
Careful- there are probably Turtles in there...
Re: No fan of Windows 8 etc. but...
"Still have the 360 I bought on launch day..."
Re: The small gaps
If thine eye offends thee, my face is up here...
"...but my religion demands that I not -"
"...be able to see that woman."
Re: What does UI stand for ?
It was supposed to br ' MODEM UI'- it just took longer than usual to get to Beta...
Strangely apt url- MS marketing should have grabbed it first...
Re: Is El Reg the new Slashdot?
No. Perhaps Slashdot 3, Metro Slashdot, or Modern Slashdot... 'New' anything is sooo old...
"There's not yet a shortage of loonies as recent events have shown."
As 'recent events' include this survey, I agree.
Re: "you spend all day rebooting ?"
It is Windows...
Re: Sod that!
So do Apple...
Re: By the end of the day
Couldn't have said it better.
Re: Steam Linux?
If you were steam, you would blow away. Far away...
Might shut you up for a while.
Re:Good luck getting Linux users to pay
But they have more disposable income, having not had to waste money on Windows!
Re: This could be interesting to watch
You realise that you just "published" that "fact"?
Expect Black Helis!
or the award winning scorn of Matt Bryant... for confirming that you have a basement, so you probably live in it like everyone else that is not him,f or he lives on his own feet, like some sort of recursive athlete...
Re: The point of going to Mars?
You are forgetting the triple breasted women- unavailable elsewhere, outside of Eroticon 6, as I understand it.
Re: it's irrelevant
Sooner or later =ExCrete
Followed up by ExCrement =SP1.
You know it would happen...
Metro, by any other name
Will smell and sound the same...
Re: Yeah, RIGHT!!!!!
They didn't learn much, did they?
Re: At this point..
There you go....
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