2573 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: What they really need...
No, No, the hard part is teaching them to climb ladders with a stiffy.
there you go.
Gone, it be!
Global warming has melted it!
Or the ACID OCEAN has dissolved it!
Re: But there is no concept of private property.
Thus: SPACE PIRATES!!
Re: demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…
...demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…
Sound like PIRATES to me.
Android, Apple and Blackberry. Plenty of competition there.
Oh and that other one. Never mind.
Re: How quaint
How quaint- it lives under a bridge, look!
Re: capable of doing what the bank needs.
Ego polishing, pure and simple.
It's bloody Barclays.
Re: How are they going to find dark matter underground?
Nightvision- that explains the photomultipliers.
The xenon is there to inhale and do Darth Vader impressions while they wait.
Re: Annoying bear thingies
Invented in Yorkshire...
have drop-down hands with guns in the wrists?
Re: Sorry, third world, you need to STAY POOR
But- you are neglecting the contribution of... Hippo farts.
Re: "Somec Unt"
Isn't there one of those high up in Nokia?
The sub header made my head spin.
Re: Don't get excited
It'll be one for the AREOLOGISTS history books.
Re: April the 4th of September
A complex date indeed.
Re: Is the nursery closed today?
It's like having a picture book with furry pages.
Re:Windows 7 was a life boat
'Surface' is a submarine.
Dive dive dive.
Re: What Puzzles Me
It's compared to a bag of sugar.
Re: What's all the fuss about?
*Car Analogy Alert!*
Say you bought a car.
Would you be happy having to Pay Extra for a windcreen that was more than 10% transparent, ot a decent sized steering wheel before you could drive it as easily as your previous cars?
Holding an Apple?
Re: Roger Irrelevant Writes...
You mean "My Very First Smartphone"
I got stuck in the barrel room ;You got imprisoned in there, and to escape you had to get into a barrel and then dump it though the trap door into the river- do it without and you would drown. i threw the barrel out first one time, and could not proceed, so quit and reloaded from tape. This time when I was thrown into the room, there was no barrel, and it was never there ever after - this was without doing a game save- I have no idea what happened...
Re: Ignorant users
I think what you are saying is:-
Win 8. Windows for Monkeys.
Leave Igors out of this!
Is he called Bruce?
Re: Hey you, citizen! You really suck.
Roy would have been ok if he hadn't gone to Skaro.
looks like it will turn into Mr Sparkle at any moment.
Are so 2D...
Is the Cake true now or not? I forget...
which end of the gut they go in...
Increased sales figures!
Every little helps...
What a cruel,
and unusual punishment.
Re: Is he married?
Or Stepford grade. more like.
Choosy Mothers choose Jiff
'Cause it starts with a 'J'.
Re: Was the vulture logo created by a jiffics artist on jiff paper?
No, Giraffic Artists on Giraffe paper.
In Giraffic Park.
Re: could be a small Dyson Sphere
Aha - A Dyson Ball. In a vacuum...
Try again on Tuesday. About 2ish.
It's put on a bit of mass...
That's no Moon...
Re: Very strange stuff
'Planet' <Noun> (gk) Wanderer
'Atmosphere' <Noun> Gaseous envelope held onto surface of Planet (q.v) by Gravity.
Microsoft don't make phones-
But if they did, they'd be shit. Probably.
El Reg Xmas cards with sound please.
Why would they?
Re: It may just be me
Taking the piss?
A TIFKAM screen?
Re: harden the **** up
Sounds correct though.
Board of Governors
Replaced by Ministry of Truth.
Bad Show, BBC.
- Review Apple iPhone 6: Looking good, slim. How about... oh, your battery died
- Review + Vid Apple iPhone 6 Plus: What a waste of gorgeous pixel density
- +Comment EMC, HP blockbuster 'merger' shocker comes a cropper
- Moon landing was real and WE CAN PROVE IT, says Nvidia
- 46% of iThings slurp iOS 8: What part of this batt-draining update didn't you like?