2238 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Re: Hey, it's international cuisine alright
Merde Grand- inna bun.
Re: Which joyless wankers
If IE brings you joy, you are a sad fucker indeed.
Strange though it may be, there is a certain truth in what you say...
Re: Wind blows in wrong direction.....
Yeah- it might make a nasty POP!
The Win8 of MS trolls.
Is it me...
or are there a lot of snarky barista types on here today?
I'll have a black coffee, with milk- when you can spare a minute from pouting.
Re: Why Paris?
You can, but you have to remove her ports to do so.
Re: Will they
Not unless they want the data to be corrupt.
Re: The crucial question...
Will it Surface, or Dive?
Re: He's dead wrong...
Indeed; Nobody knows what the next BigThing will look like- but it won't be a 'Surface-like Device.'.
No nuclear power, no cyber networks to attack. Seems a little at cross-purposes to me...
Re: The Rise of the Neo-Luddites
My map is mostly blank, apart from a 'X' and some text at the bottom about 'here be monsters'.
Could be Seattle, could be Cupertino; can't tell.
Re: Help your manager look good?
If you haven't worked in Banking, you won't understand...
Re: Reeks of Daily Fail
The problem being is that the Execs ARE plug-compatible empty suits. That's why they can fuck up, fuck off and wander into a new position and carry on.
Kill them all with fire.
Re: in management terms
But IT guys can talk shit too!
Re: I like the idea!
Party political sites should be banned anyway.
Re: If I don't opt in for smut-
Well, at least it will put a stop to advertising it as 'Unlimited'...
Yes, of course it will......
If I don't opt in for smut-
Will I only have to pay 1/1000 of the normal price for the full internet connection?
"...annoyed being called BT Openreach...."
Usually referred to as BT Opencrotch in these parts...
(Used to be Openwound/ world)
Re: Many people saying Android has failed on tablets..
"Hmmm, cause nobody wants to buy it. That is typically how you judge a product as a failure...."
So much for Win8 and surface then.
Re: You get what you pay for
In this case, bigger yachts for the execs, smaller UK payroll for staff.
Re: "Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to menshn.com"
Oo- it's back- now reports:- "Your browser is too modern- please download IE6 or earlier."
Re: Re. Mystery Location
So it must be Tokyo.
Re:When I read that...
See- the adverts for PaedoTerrorGeddon are working! Stay away from the Daily Mail etc as much as you can and try to breathe slowly...
Re: Re: Joerg
To be fair, it seems that MS have managed to replicate Apple's most elusive product when it comes to the Surface- The Jobsian Reality Distortion Field.
2 degrees- see TFA.
Re:Re: Only one number that really matters
You want him to shoot you- with your own gun? That's rather sporting of you!
Re: Don't be silly
Ok then- can it run Metro* and do more than two tasks?
/ducks and runs
* In a VM- I'm not that optimistic...
Re: I like Aero
And me- I like the minty one.
Re: Don't care....
It won't matter- they are working toward full monochrome for the next release...
Re: The plural of 'chaos'
Re: "No Ms Harmon..."
hard to tell the difference, really...
Re: Dont get it
Re: Oh for god's sake
Ok- go for it.
. And don't forget to save the slush fund to replace the kit the now 'non-offended' dock workers have 'accidentally' dropped in the ocean.
It may not be gentlemanly conduct, but some people aren't gentlemen, and greasy-palmed officials doubly so.
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