SHINY GLITTERY M$ TURD FAIL!!!
2996 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
SHINY GLITTERY M$ TURD FAIL!!!
"There are more Windows 8 users than Linux on desktop users combined...in my bedroom."
Yoint Fotojrafix Eexperts Jroup, noe?
More like the toilet paper manufacturer's wet dream.
Probably give you the shits after about 3 days...
<--- I have a bit of tissue in the pocket, hopefully...
Hopefully they are!
Bear in mind that one of them is a Microsoft OS.
Sent from the future to warn us!
(At least you can be sure he doesn't run Windows.)
Just squirt them with different coloured paint!
Anyone have any idea just what that was about??
The models were wrong? Say it's not so!
GIGO- as true today as it's always been...
Space1999- 14 years late and woefully underfunded, was a failure.
Cheaper to wait- £10 for the cart, £10 for the donkey to pull it, £10 for the shovel and £2 for the six survivors to dig out the bits.
Expect jumping, biting and snarling clips next.
Like the title sequences of The Six Million Dollar Man...
Of not telling it like he wants you to think it is.
Why, is that what happens to you just as you are about to Bing! ?
It's cruel to laugh at the afflicted- leave MS developers alone.
...probably after one particular bing-head who would have all of the hoops enabled to jump through.
Are they after getting Gates back?
Emerging Markets? You do know that's predator speak for Easy Prey?
£5k- that could get you some iPhones for tactical comms...
Isn't that part of the Windows Source Code?
It might explain why nobody can rewrite it...
"Proof-of-concept for transliteration engine in a language..."
Proof that you can put any old tosh in a Bing result, and no body will know if it's right or not, nor care...
No shift key on W8 keyboards?
"The best just got better......" The new Galaxy S4.
Would anyone make hardware specifically for an 'operating system; that doesn't support it's features?
And conversely why not support hardware that was built for your OS specially?
Something doesn't add up in MS world. But that has happened before too...
Is a "Ye Olde Shoppe".
I don't see your problem with this meme.
The steak was later found to be Horse, with a fake ID
There's nothing wrong with sporks- they do a good job as a spoon, and a reasonable fork impression.
Win 8 on the other hand...
No alternative? Yes there is- send it back and tell them to use a proper format.
DOCX- i'm looking at you...
No it isn't- it's going pretty much as people expect!
1 Ampere = 1 Hogshead of electrons.
Not so cheap... $2 worth of ABS costs $1000 in printerland...
I take it you are new here...
Is more likely to kill someone than this gun, so perhaps they should be banned.
With evil goatee....
But it's iOS!!
is there such a word as 'Underkill' ?
I need new brew now!
I agree- but not mine...
I deny that
. £5 for two baking spuds.... right....oh, they've been washed so the help doesn't have to... ok then!
Er, XBox owners...
People pay for Photoshop? Who knew?
And I'm sure Andrex Labrador owners are glad they have something else to wipe their arses on other than a WinPhone...
Wallet Garden! +1 for truth!
At least you don't have to mess about with like Linux, eh?
Funny, the comments seem to be mainly from mongs who say W8 is soooo much easier than older versions; ie "My old computer was too complicated for me..."
Only the ones who embrace W8.
in elegant C?