"...I have been there wearing a Morticia wig a couple of times, for no particular reason."
I saw you there. Nice legs.
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I saw you there. Nice legs.
Surely it can't be hard to choose between a gutted toaster and a hollowed out dead badger?
Pour petrol on it.
"That xxx? Oh Tim's dealing with it. Project Y? Tim's dealing with it. Bog's blocked?- go and see Tim."
Watch the burnout.
Darn - beat me to it!
Each pod must contain 1 (one) cheese.
Also: This ain't no train- it's a test-bed magneti-gun spaceship launcher!
Bing has search traffic?
"So you go straight to 'Trap' without waiting to see what occurs rather than actually looking at the direction Microsoft do seem to be taking now-a-days?"
Mi Crosoft makes a really terrible Operating System.
And all your other excellent characters. We shall miss you.
(Insert garlic coment here after respectful pause)
"...a nice uniform with dangling runes,"
Hey- I want one of those- let the bad guys use swastikas or something that's already ruined!
"Sorry man - your 'Semper Fi' tat should be on your arm..."
You soured your goodwill by your time with big W.
Nobody cares what you think anymore, particularly in the Civilised World.
"...the size of the screens is so unusual in today's market that Microsoft couldn't find an existing assembly line in Asia that could handle them."
Because they are specified in inches, rather than metric...
"In his mind: May == Always"
also In his mind: May == His Snooping Ally in the UK
Meh - you're not anywhere close to the icon here.
To be fair, Layer 3 switches understand routing (to a certain degree) whereas just Data Switches don't.
And Layer Cake switches will shoot you in the face if you try to make them route packets, whether they have a mockney accent bit set or not.
"And you think the Home Office aren't able to find jammers and send the operators to jail?"
I think you forgot this icon...
"I'm confident I can drive myself a car ..."
Nothing personal, but that right there is the heart of the problem.
"As its a bit more 'sexy' "
That sounds a little ...fishy...
It's only free if your time is worth nothing...
Better be up to scratch then...
"They made it triangular, with one less bump! So There!"
But with the move back towards 2D, would the MS Wheel not just be a line?
That would explain the bumpy ride...
Did it leave behind a white outline ?
" Do the deed, have the balls to face the repercussions."
said the AC...
"I'm not aware that there has ever been an authoritative definition of what constitutes a Windows service pack"
Different bugs, and probably more of them...
Idiot MS users will, as always, hate google apps.
have ALWAYS been granted access to all our tax records.
This cyberwar has...
Yoda ^H^H^H^H Some crinkly Republican Congressman.
""We are democratising plutocracising plutocratising space."
So Phineas Fogg was the first spaceman -FACT!
(I know he's fictional...)
That's is a dwarfes's - oh never minds...
It got replaced with the fuzzy concept of "Disrespec' '"
What are birds?
"I'd better go check wikipedia to see if such creatures exist. ;-)"
Surely you need to check on Chickipedia?
It does mean that they have to get their rubber stamp altered.
"My God is a God of Truth."
Truly, he is a bit of a git though, you must admit?
I'd buy a new Avenger.
As long as it's Purdey...
That explains those fish bumper signs!
"By answering these two questions correctly, Microsoft might consider me a potential client."
By asking these two questions, Microsoft might consider you a potential troublemaker...
> and is not a covert anti-security backdoor like Windows 8+ apparently is!
I bet you Googled that.
Bing had nothing...
It's easy to get rid of the apps on a Windows 8/8.1/10 install:
Start PowerShell with admin privileges.
Type in:format c:
More likely - £199.99, £149.99, £119.99, and £99.99.
"And Linux's answer to Lync is?"
You mean Sky(!)pe for Business... er Modernpe, er...
"If you don't like it, restore. Why not? It's not as if it's expensive."
What was that old trotted out line... "... Linux is only free if your time has no value?"
Profits of Doom, then?
The rarest of the elements is surely Euphonium. Used solely in the manufacture of Brass Band instruments, it supplanted Trombonium that was originally used for this purpose.
" ..."experts" running around saying we're running out of pork..."
Pork is something TPTB and their 'experts' will never let run out.
The pork is the life...
"You don't have to buy it."
Don't want to steal it either.