Microsoft Marketing people
2753 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
should be the best place to find exotic matter and other space-time detritus such as we haven't a hope of replicating here. If there is an anti-gravity particle or a sub-ether wave to be found and harnessed, this is the place- if they aren't, well the future is going to be boring as Earth slowly goes back to the stone-age.
Beer- for optimism...
Nutritional paste to the eye stalk or a fetching rubbery cloak over the top have proved to be effective in the past- or was it the future?
...Ex-Lax was taken.
Nobody wants it on those terms. Difficult for MS to stick it?
A bit of an eye-opener...
It's value is debatable.
it smells fishy.
That's Tesla's Aether Propeller!
What are they teaching in the schools these days? Indeed!!
Wasn't this predicted to be happening... ooh about now?
All the 'tell us who your friends are and what you are doing and we'll tell you where your tribe is meeting' things that have been pushed forward up to now just don't catch on- nobody wants tracking to that extent- and nor will this.
Then it should be "Perl Harbor" (Harbour).
One for Windows Phone 8- it's not 'success'...
As in "your mind is as closed as ours, right?"
That's what I would want one for!
That would be what enlightened souls have called *the Sun* for many millenia.
I think you mean MS are an Outlaw company...
a. Microsoft, A 'Software Company' or
b. Amazon, a bookshop?
Answers on a Valid Certificate...
Abu Hamza doesn't like Win8 Touch Screen kit for some reason.
Better board up your Windows.
Er- the customers are supposed to be happier with them- so how come they 'aren't aware' of the products?
So much that they aren't buying them, so we are dropping the price to make them happier, not to shift the things...
Point and laugh, everyone, point and laugh.
Azure- Blue Sky (What Was I ) Thinking...
...a lab worker in one of Fort Meade's basements is reading this article and getting nostalgic for when they will at some time in the near future, manage to do this a few years ago...
The coathanger in turn is the pupal stage of the shopping trolley.
@Swarthy= Are you Mr Burns ? :)
Get your mission patch.
Mars 11, July 2019.......
And if you don't fill your bin, but recycle it yourself- prepare for a fine- as it 'belongs' to the council to flog off, suddenly.
(There is a case of a 'green' farmer who fell foul of this but it's Friday so can't be arsed to find a link...)
Who are you calling a fud?
You can pretty much guarantee someone will complain of eye strain right after putting them on.
Now Right Ear Strain from that big rectangular bit...
You think you are Jackie Chan?
Ahem- "Wikipedia says:"
Unfortunately it would probably be a waste of about £100M...
Look, there's a dungfly buzzing around. Oh wait it's the fans in the Surface going nuts...
Scroll up? Or are you using a Surface?
Sorry if you are reading it wrong, Try again.
maybe it IS You...?
Shiny and bald, rounded- a bit sweaty.
I take it you don't work in IT then.
Did I say Win 7 was any good?
"machines that run full OS's like MacOS but not Win8"
...54.2% come back again.
Seriously?Are you 12?
But I agree- the Surface is pile of shite.
"They all laughed at Christopher Columbus...."
And he told you this though your Spirit Guide, Tontohontas?