2598 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Caffeinated vs defcaf?
Only the mad would drink decaf.
I mean- like no-alchohol beer. Why?????
they're all getting proper jobs now...
Re: Nothing, they just thought it was cool to be seen with one !
They noticed they had gone, but thought they might come back after a reboot.
Re: Failure / Supposition / Baseless waa waa here.
And then you awoke, and the MS bag of gold was just a dream.
It's bloody criminal...
Re: How can this be viable@Mr Fuzzy
Make the outer envelope from kevlar and munitions will bounce off, often with a comedic 'boing!' sound.
Re: Off the hook...
Tried using non solid lines on a graph. The liquid ones ran down to the bottom and the gaseous ones blew away...
Re: Shark. Jumped.
"I've been reading The Register since around 2000-ish. "
And I'm still whining...
Re: Netbooks were popular when they had Linux on them
I for one will never forgive MS for that.
And the rest.
HP Skips Printer- from BongFoods
The posts about Surface are that-a-way...
Only if you dress it up with iOS 6.
Re: "I wonder how they resolved it"
Bought the world's dog food companies.
Re: The alternative view..
Have a look tomorrow night when live radar pictures of approaching doom are broadcast from Jodrell Bank...
Wait. Wait until they produce metallic silk.... indestructable giant spider puppets.
How to screw up a monopoly 101. (and get away with it)
Re: Nothing to stablilise it
Apart from the great big star right overhead,that is...
Re: Frightened by del *.*?
++Out of Cheese Error++
Re: If fimlming in cinemas is such a problem ...
The Odeon chain does now!
Re: Babies in Cinema
Unfortunately they are heard, rather than seen.
The ancient knowledge has been lost!
Re: Isn't lying during void dire an offense by itself?
Blownded up, y'all.
Re: "void dire"
Missing curly brackets more like...
But not Precious Tritium, just the normal stuff- so all is well.
Re: Meanwhile Britain
No, I'm Lewis- and so is my wife...
Re: 4 years from now
The mighty Sword of Talent is a myth- but let's send them anyway.
Re: Twin peaks?
For the slack?
So if the fonts are being patched ...
Does that mean that the Windows kernel is *all* patches now?
Re: Well just gone thorugh all the fonts on my web designer GF's machine.
Punchline:- she uses a Mac...
Re: Steve-O was wrong, people do want a small tablet.
A little black one marked with a skull & crossbones to take when they realise they are trapped forever in the Walled Garden of Shiny ...
Re: Nancy Boys
Not a series of the adventures of a group of young hermaphrodite detectives then?
Re: @ Jim in Hayward
Whilst I agree, I have seen it explained as:- "I could care less <but I can't be bothered>."
Which is quite annoying.
Re: @Trevor Marron
AC -sounds like you are scared of little Chinese people, just like the big macho cops?
Re: Sigh...... "unloved and little-used services"
Isn't AOL still going?
Like any serial fiction
Each book is written years before release, to a pre-determined story arc.
Who'd have thunk it?
Re: 5 days?
This 'crash' is of course a subtle fix for the woo-woo claims that "The moon keeps turning upside down!!"
Re: Why stop at Turing?
These are the sort of laws that arise when morals are based on tutting, handwringing and looking down the nose at society's 'undesirables'.
Demand has been phenominal.
No demand is one phenomenon.
The angle makes the rover look far more svelte that it actually is...
Re: "There is WRONG in the cloud. "
"As if millions of raindrops suddenly cried out in terror.."
Re: And in the West...
Virgin Galactic- yes indeed, and a private one at that; the Govt decided there was no future in space launching a long time ago, preferring to embark on a downward slope instead.
Good luck, Mr Branson- the Govt don't deserve the future.
And in the West...
The UK slips down another notch in space launch history.
Not if you assemble it up a hill...
Either you admit MS are murdering extortionists, or you have lied to us.
When did you stop beating your wife?
"If you think about an iPhone," he said, "it's a wonderful tool, but what if you wanted to take this kind of device functionality and wrap it around your brain?"
I'd call it a downgrade.
Re: "does not need monthly critical vuln patching"
And how many reboots required?
Re: Time computers?
That would explain why the Doctor has to keep hitting it, and the showers of sparks.
Re: I'm Confused
A Touch device that you can't touch...
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