2400 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: Nicely done
Apple spell checker.
Re: Wow, that was pathetic.
And Tim Cook extradited to the UK!
...Stuck in the middle with ewe...
Re: I think this shows one stark fact about folks in the IT profession......
IT bods don't handle change.
They use Pay-by-Bonk.
Re: Its not difficult!
Isn't XP the Teletubbies interface?
Re: New name
Re: quite an important feature
So the surface is as good a computer as say, a plank of wood?
Re: I didn't think she could switch a machine on without assistance...
The target market, right there.
Re: Love the downvotes
Because you obviously wear a hair-shirt?
Re: "Microsoft actually writes fantastic software."
"Utter, utter, UTTER turd"
At last- a realistic assessment of Win8.
Re: Microsoft wants to own verbs. AC
Sorry- you both Zune and 8.
<- no Zune icon...
Re: Is there an emulator?
I hear it has a Windows emulator- well hidden though.
Re: In before
Late to the party aren't you?
Must be Microsoft.
Re: Now you've done it
The cheap keyboard is a bit better than a ZX81, and the dear one a bit better than a Speccy- that's positive?
Re: Erm - plus the Surface has support for 420 milion hardware devices at launch via USB
That's a lot of chargers- is the battery life that bad?
Or else the USB hub to plug them all into must be massive!
Re: In 12 months time
"Damn you, Windows 8!! You blew it all to hell!!"
Re: A suggested subtitle...
"So you've installed W8? PANIC!"
Re: Are you for real?
If it's a joke, then it's serious; if it's official MS document, then it's a stupid time waste of time.
Re: Where's the pic?
It's not ready
. They've done the Zhu Min, but N Hans hasn't done his bit yet.
CSI type stuff takes time, not like TV.
Re: Brits love it?
The UK hates winners, preferring second best- qv Sky vs BSB, etc.
Bloody "plucky runners" up culture.
"Ballmer can not be so stupid."
Re: Oracle Windows 9
Re: Windows task manager?
The pretty essential utility that show you which part of the OS is slowing the system to a crawl this time.
Re: Building a new PC
"...effectively ignore all the new crap."
Which you paid extra for?
Re: "Why would I need parts for a car less than 5 years old?"
It's a Vauxhall?
Re: Self-serving hypocrites
Just like the BPI, eh?
Re: Excellent unit conversion maths
Agreed- particularly when measuring Kessel Run performance.
Dropped the veil?
It's Lifted the veil!
What- skype on Win8? Who cares- this is important!
Re: The DB5
Also the front machine guns were broomhandle painted black!
Hopefully future global warming won’t get anywhere near temperatures of 250 million years ago-
But If it did- we'll get over it.
Re: Interested in how the company complies with the Law's
I feel sorry for those who remain in Slough.
The kids are up late tonight.
All pajamas and boxing gloves.
Heh heh heh
"...and an orange Ghostbusters light came on"
I need some of these!
The article summed it up in the first sentence:-
"Microsoft takes great pains to ensure that each new version of Windows remains backward..."
Rubber makes feet sweaty and cold...
Are you sure :)
And the elephamts and turtle are created when, exactly?
Re: Why doesn't dark matter clump ?
Re: 14 to 15Gb of disk space
Full Bloat OS indeed.
Re: "full blown OS"
Win8 blows, WinRT blows fully
So space gyppos ^H^H^H^H Travellers leave a bloody great mess behind too?
Balmer - women haunt him, men want to beat him !
Re: Pass the tissues
Aw Diddums- something in your eye?
Re: I'll bet a million Euro there will be Hell to pay for this decision
A million Euro- what's that? About £5?
Re: Think of the Children!
I need a licence for my fish, Eric.
Re: Inquiring minds...
Double blind test- poke out both eyes and see if he can tell when the wifi is on...
Does it actually DO anything?
Doesn't look like it.
Re: by all accounts, a bit of a wrong 'un
Congratulations, you have successfully mastered 'Newthink'
Re: Google / YouTube
What's wrong with this picture?
Re: Ball lighning-nuts?
Not as nuts as anal bleaching.