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1790 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT

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The cable guys are mostly sub-sub contractors (small 'c' ), and some can't even use the toilet without pissing all over the seat...

don't ask...

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Happy

Interesting-

and unknown!

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Lawchair Larry-

Friend and confidante of Judge Judy?

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I thought it was-

Binge-drinking in alcohol preferring ratboys...

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Big Brother

Didn't the KGB

Invent a sober-up pill a few years ago (obviously) ?

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Windows

Funny-

That's much what Nokia said...

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Linux

Bear, woods, pope-

you know the rest...

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Er, -

the weight is zero, in all units...

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Gimp

Dweeb?

You logged in as AC, but left your handle as a sig...

tut tut.

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That's going to happen anyway-

for the bod in the street...

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Unibrowse

For unibrows- who run IE6...

(and PHBs)

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Gimp

sad.

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Mushroom

Hush.

Grownups are talking.

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Listento these guys.

They know what they are talking about.

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Headmaster

Schoolboy error, unfortunately...

The biBle says no change from Adam & Eve onwards.

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The coppery-

Of the exact same thing happening with gold- but with far less usefulness...

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Unhappy

Excellent article again!

More proof that we are, indeed living on what will be the Ferengi Homeworld.

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The hardware cracks?

Bad QC...

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Trollface

You keep yousing the word- "we"...

It echoes under your lonely bridge...

clip-clop.

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Oh Dear...

In the genre, isn't it always an astronomy-minded schoolkit that spots the Earth-shattering comet/asteroid/alien craft?

The hills- run for them!

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I'm up for it-

-removal of the skirt/bandage.... not replacing it.

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"I Five"

*clap*

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Boffin

As a wise man once said about the Apollo project-

"We do these things,not because they are easy, but because they are difficult." (or similar)

Practical methods don't arise from ease, but from difficulty.

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A test,

this is, for her.

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Meh

Like MS care ?

It would be a

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Aha-

I need to upgrade my version of Flash...

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Linux

Half-a -million downloads of Win8-

That's what happens when AOL stop sending out free CDs.

You need something to rest your cup on...

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Windows

Zune-like-

Nobody cares...

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Should be working

for S. J ...

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FAIL

"SO ..."

"GET IT RELEASED TO THE SHOPS!!!"

Shouty.

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BT have a POS-

Virgin wanted one too.

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Unhappy

I hope they don't expect

to get Into LEO in their lifetime.... the will is dwindling.

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Oo- I know!

The Life of Brian!

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Lawyers are expensive.

How about X-Factor runners up?

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Surely-

This is the sort of futuristic thing that things will have in the future?

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Big Brother

Lest we should forget.

Or be renditioned...

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Joke

Amazoned!

No one uses 'shops' anymore!

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PHB Alert!

How did he get in here?

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Mushroom

Or better-

leak out and vapourise them.

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Windows

365

Average uptime in hours.

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The experience of any non-Yorkshireman

- in Yorkshire. You're not special there...

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FAIL

Butch and Betty Bin Laden

disagree.

And you do have the KKK...

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Coat

Yes-

It's far too sunny to be Buxton...

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Windows

How about-

the Windows shutdown tune?

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Happy

Or the reverse-

To keep the riff-raff at bay.

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Terminator

I,for one, welcome

our new overlord, Shalmaneser!

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Whoa!

Supercool, friend!

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Go

Cheap but foul?

Most people I know think it tastes great but is expensive?

Which side of the pond are you on?

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Gimp

Ha ha.

Back to school soon, kiddo.

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Happy

Like a singing telegram-

Minus the singing.