Posts by hplasm
1786 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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Posted in Apple gets patent for ‘unlock gesture’
Why not-
the US ingnores everyone elses; it's only fair to reciprocate.
You mean Edison
and AGBell...
Posted in Web czar: 'Drag your nan online'
I don't want to-
get up at 1am to bother some old person.
I bet
'teh pixels are all wrong' too?
Well...
with that attitude,you will need to do just that when the oil runs out near you.
I object to this post!
Not to have it removed, but because you sound like an arse.
"Mr...Cook..."
"New...iPad... square corners... get injunctions... on the rest of them ..."
No!
I'm not coming over there! You have me mistaken for a pillow biter...
In short-
"Up yer Bum!"
Posted in WTF is... Bluetooth 4.0?
Nokia tech-
Soon Apple may start having to pay BallmerMafiaInc...
No need to go mad though-
Three or four times a day should suffice.
Er-
Is this the right room for an argument?
His-
dancing is without peer...
Stoke the Atom Furnaces!
Flash Gordon is approaching!
Posted in World+Dog goes bonkers for iPhone 4S
Sounds more like-
This section of World + Dog are bonkers already...
Where does the 'smart' bit come in?
Almost all rechargeable things tend to do that already without Big Brother's 'input'.
so- Creative Diary Keeping for the FUTURE!!
Monday- Land's end
Tuesday- John O'Groats
Weds- etc
Peter Cushing?
or Christopher Lee for the live Steve?
Posted in Nanotubes, sulfur expand battery storage
Bloody RSC!
Keep your thespian noses out of out testubes!
Posted in Nanotubes, sulfur expand battery storage
No
More likely due to the $1=£1 thing; even if they come from PRC.
And they will probably be the rong Colour...
Posted in Nanotubes, sulfur expand battery storage
IUPAC- Isn't he dead?
Anyway, IUPAC can go and hang out with their friends the 'Pluto- Dwarf Planet' lot.
Splitters!
Really?
I thought Italians were cultured and polite.
How about making this mandatory for lorries?
They already have tachographs, so not much problem in adapting to it?
Posted in Nanotubes, sulfur expand battery storage
Sulfur....
Wot The Phuck.
next- El Reg in txt spk.
Let me the first
To copyright the terms whoop-de-do and So and/or What...
If- I watched that crap,
and they started that crap; then, like MASH with a 'laughter' track, I'd stop watching.
Mmm
Hungry now...
Baptards.
That is all...
If God did smite more often-
More people might believe.
Just like the good old days!
More smiting and a cleaner brane!
You mean
Westbarooga?
godhatesmarlborobaptistchurch.com
anybody?
Habitable?
But water is toxic to the native Martians!
Ah-
Halleluja = LF
Amen = CR
BT Trials of blown fibre prove-
That BT blow, but only half as much as everyone thought.
Also, installing without a duct wouldn't last 2 minutes in the UK, as that is the mean time before someone else digs the road up. (MTBSEDTRU).
Poor Lewis-
DID you get an iPhone for your birthday then?
Comprehension not your strong point?
Boss runs contest on 'who will I fire for nothing next' and you don't see a problem with that?
Amateur troll at best. D-
Obviously!
The Wi-Fearers wouldn't go outside into the seething radiation hell that exists beyond their caves of steel!
You have clue!
You really should have put your name to this- it's spot on!
The cable guys are mostly sub-sub contractors (small 'c' ), and some can't even use the toilet without pissing all over the seat...
don't ask...
Interesting-
and unknown!
Lawchair Larry-
Friend and confidante of Judge Judy?
I thought it was-
Binge-drinking in alcohol preferring ratboys...
