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"My god- It's full of jugglers!"
4146 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"My god- It's full of jugglers!"
"Often people get sharepoint out of the box and install it in a single server....yada yada yada..."
So it needs immense resources to even just work- why not stick it in The Cloud where we can all ignore it and get on with some work?
...or those who should probably appear in the dock at some point.
what to do if you want to make life hell for all your employees...
Lock them into MS 'products'.
You mean 'well rolled in glitter.'
unfinished mobile OS is Finished?
It's bigger than, older than and 1000 lightyears away from Earth... so not quite what was speculated above.
Don't forget to take the wrapper off first...
The ice is MOLTEN!!! eleventy-one!
Dooooooomed, we are all!
"...whack it in the head with a priest."
Naw- give the squirrel and the priest an axe, and let them fight it out!
And the only time planes are in the news is when they are in bits/on fire/missing.
Horses for courses? (They can carry batteries safely, so that's a possibility...)
Not just a dvd in a cereal box, but now it can be a usb stick in a Kinder egg *
*Not available in US...
"What is different about the behaviour of these vehicles which contradicts the following drivers' expectations?"
They unexpectedly follow the rules of the road?
Let's hope they never run Windows, then.
"All of my MS installed computers have one thing in common, they haven't a clue what a Lan cable is or the first idea of how to get on the internet."
Sounds like a trip down memory lane- Trumpet Winsock anyone?
"And the answer is because you don't actually
do anything productive with play games on a computer."
"...fucktards like hplasm to flick one off over."
And here we see the wit of the windows supporter.
Sad, knowing his toys are becoming obsolete.
Fanboi, thy name is Dogged. (The anti-Eadon)
"... the amount of weapons-grade numpties in the comments..."
Don't be harsh- someone has to defend Windows.
"IT illiterate children...where are they?..."
In schools only teaching from the MS bible.
They are called Talk Talk, not Mail Mail...
"At Los Alamos no one discriminated on the ground of where you came from, or if you were a Christian or a non-believer," Brownlee explained. "The only thing they discriminated against was to be dumb – and it was a top priority to show you weren't."
If only some things stayed the same- where would we be now?
Ah, the self-answering question!
"How are the screen drivers for Linux? Drivers for obscure peripherals?"
Better than the MS non-provided ones, I'll wager.
"Not sure why "Apple or Linux" provoke the frown - I regularly use both and find both to be very good."
They're not blackmailware. People who have paid the protection money already are bitter.
"Don't forget the gamers."
Don't worry, they'll remind us themselves.
"All I know is, the board are impressed by the level of after-sales service."
'The Board' are probably impressed by shiny powerpoints.
Nobody gives a fuck, how many fucks you give.
Just keep on buying the bloatware.
Lenovo and Dell probably throw away more laptops for quality control failures than there are Surface customers, or ever will be.
Probably not what you wanted to hear.
"I didn't even get started on after sales and service."
Neither do MS.
"I'd love to have one of these hammerhead gadgets for my motorcycle..."
Drop them a line- it sounds like a good idea for v1.1
"I installed Win10 on a touchscreen AIO once, it was deeply unstable with a development environment on it, I rolled back to Win8.1."
I rest my case.
Win 10 definitely must be much worse than everyone is saying...
"Wrongly pointing out shitness in a thing that's not what you like..."
Ah- so you admit the shitness? Even your Fanboiness is slipping. Win 10 must be much worse than everyone is saying...
Pointing out shitness is the opposite of fanboiness.
Your blinkers are blocking your view.
"A Ford or a BMW? You choose."
Or the Trabant - Like you say- no credible opposition- from WP.
This summer! Two for One Space Launch! Much Cheapness! Book Now!!!!!
Limited Spaces available
They'll see the Apollo 'Moon' film stage!
That's because your PC is a toy.
And if you want a Peugeot 206, take any small crappy car, and get an elephant to sit on it.
"Are you sure that's not Star Trek you're thinking of?"
ALL versions of Windows are clunkers. Until just before the next one comes out. Funny, that.
"I'm out scouring more rubbish skips for a Windows-7 or -8 licence sticker before July 28..."
Just wait- you'll get the Win 10 iso soon- in AOL disc like piles, probably.
The tablet's lack of voom is irrelevant to the content- it just points the Chromecast at the source, makes the introductions and then leaves it to them to play nice with each other. You can turn the initiating device off then if you want- but good luck in halting the stream if you do...
"It's not far from becoming Microsoft's next billion-dollar business unit."
But as yet it's close to becoming Microsoft's next billion-dollar storage unit.
That is- doing weird stuff, and also sniffing the seat afterwards?
Gnome planet encounter- it's been a long time coming, and excitement is at Xmas levels!
They do say "Follow the money", in this case, they are going down the drain after it!
Aye Sir! - Er, is that from our orbit, their orbit, or some other orbit? Targeting computer's a bit fussy...
"I think life is created inside stars."
It's life, Nom, but not as we know it.
"Life almost certainly evolved on earth."
Ah- you're confusing and conflating 'started' and 'evolved' Even the godsquads get a look-in on that error..