Re: Only believe a rumour
Blimey- what a knob AC!
2745 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Blimey- what a knob AC!
Just try calling one that...
I have a copy of the IT curriculum.
To tell the difference between Pringles and toilet paper is paramount in a Robo-butler; unless you have a penchant for that sort of thing...
The chief exec of a UK charity?
Like putting a pig under lipstick. Fool the masses...
Only if I didn't have to use it.
Mr LeBlanc talks some utter donkeyballs.
Sometimes 'Lies to children' are necessary.
hat-tip to Mr Pratchett.
The RI server is down- hopefully the Slashdot effect of lots of people with money!
Keep your nose out of other peoples private conversations you nosey git!
So 640k is NOT enough for Word? Seems like an MS problem right enough...
People pay for this crap. (The sw, not the article).
Hilarious (Life, and the article).
I'd buy that for a dollar!
VM cable is already FTTC- just wait; as soon as the new BT cab fills up, it will slow to a crawl too.
I agree- Jail for all AC posters.
Some wrinkly Sith Senator got thrown down a shaft?
let's get fracking, and I can make a killing on gas mantles!
...polish [your|you're] [armor|armour] for free.
It's an Animal Farm reference.
I knew I should have got one when they came out- £25 in Asda... aha
Ouida Dogg, I seem to recall...
d) is the answer- driverless bicycles.
It won't knock. Or indeed arrive- you will get an email saying "You were out..."
That explains the Bear- he's Temporary Pope.
You stuff a mouse up it's trunk.
Whatever next - no droids?
You can't make up stuff like this- unless the EU pay you to.
An orbiting THz telescope? Might be interesting stuff to see (not just alien videos...).
"...at least seriously read a book..."
Isn't that splitting an infinitive?
Apple generate a Reality Distortion field.
Microsoft just use a really big hammer.
I second Botty Lord for the wazzocks behind botnets!
Or Botti Boi...
When 400 years old she is, look so good, she will not...
I can do better than that, I can give you Fifteen!
Don't confuse Popular with Endemic.
But Rocket Surgery- that's a right swine...
does crap even stick to aerogel?
Mr Young asked for the "It wasn't me" kid... the customer is king.
Then it will annoy you, and you will be £1k down...
"so you would be buying something inferior.,"
A Surface Pro?
How can you have *fun* without a soul?
should be the best place to find exotic matter and other space-time detritus such as we haven't a hope of replicating here. If there is an anti-gravity particle or a sub-ether wave to be found and harnessed, this is the place- if they aren't, well the future is going to be boring as Earth slowly goes back to the stone-age.
Beer- for optimism...
Nutritional paste to the eye stalk or a fetching rubbery cloak over the top have proved to be effective in the past- or was it the future?
...Ex-Lax was taken.
Nobody wants it on those terms. Difficult for MS to stick it?
A bit of an eye-opener...
It's value is debatable.
it smells fishy.
That's Tesla's Aether Propeller!
What are they teaching in the schools these days? Indeed!!