2569 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: You can't polish a turd.
How apt on a Surface/WinRt thread!
See people as puzzles to be dissected without mercy, and love nothing better that the feel of squeezing brain matter as it oozes between their cruel fingers.
Re: Doctors caring & empathetic?
"My better half is an anesthetist..."
And your other half posts on here...
Re: Fallen star
Security people don't have friends, just risk lists....
The NRA .....
Going on the offensive because they are offensive
A TV advert
For cyanogenmod would be interesting indeed...
Re: True innovation
That's what the big Tiles are hiding...
Re: Demonstrates that Windows NT code still lurks under the surface of Windows Phone 8
That's the whole POINT of W8 that it is built on a crippled PC kernel for the first time, not a crippled CE/mobile OS like WP 7.5.
Re: Lol.Here is how it works...
You certaiinly don't work for Microsoft, then.
Re: Nothing New
Indeed- see Icon....
Another Balloon that has absorbed a lot of Hotel Tycoon's money- but of far less use...
Them's not bears- them's Wookies, an' the little onesa Ewoks...
Oh No! Companies use computers not supplied by RM- our kids are doomed.
"What is the matter Miss Smith?" "Sorry sir, I can't send you that spreadsheet, the computers at school had grey keyboards, but the Company ones are black - I can't use them..."
Re: Win 8 RT rooted
This 'love place' - are the cushioned walls chairproof?
This is a whole different bucket of cod.
Still smells fishy though...
Re: Universal suburban neighborhood watch
Odd- that's just what they said...
Re: May I be the first
Re: This isn't particularly innovative
I dunno- 80hp tractor wielding a +2500 microwave mace should be good in a melee against the Weed People...
"I reached out to HTC for clarification..."
'Reached out' - From Salford, not San Francisco?
Re: The Windows rice cooker...
Raw potatoes though- where's the bloody start button?
Re: I think the question we all want answered
No, but it does cook.
Re: Caffeinated vs defcaf?
Only the mad would drink decaf.
I mean- like no-alchohol beer. Why?????
they're all getting proper jobs now...
Re: Nothing, they just thought it was cool to be seen with one !
They noticed they had gone, but thought they might come back after a reboot.
Re: Failure / Supposition / Baseless waa waa here.
And then you awoke, and the MS bag of gold was just a dream.
It's bloody criminal...
Re: How can this be viable@Mr Fuzzy
Make the outer envelope from kevlar and munitions will bounce off, often with a comedic 'boing!' sound.
Re: Off the hook...
Tried using non solid lines on a graph. The liquid ones ran down to the bottom and the gaseous ones blew away...
Re: Shark. Jumped.
"I've been reading The Register since around 2000-ish. "
And I'm still whining...
Re: Netbooks were popular when they had Linux on them
I for one will never forgive MS for that.
And the rest.
HP Skips Printer- from BongFoods
The posts about Surface are that-a-way...
Only if you dress it up with iOS 6.
Re: "I wonder how they resolved it"
Bought the world's dog food companies.
Re: The alternative view..
Have a look tomorrow night when live radar pictures of approaching doom are broadcast from Jodrell Bank...
Wait. Wait until they produce metallic silk.... indestructable giant spider puppets.
How to screw up a monopoly 101. (and get away with it)
Re: Nothing to stablilise it
Apart from the great big star right overhead,that is...
Re: Frightened by del *.*?
++Out of Cheese Error++
Re: If fimlming in cinemas is such a problem ...
The Odeon chain does now!
Re: Babies in Cinema
Unfortunately they are heard, rather than seen.
The ancient knowledge has been lost!
Re: Isn't lying during void dire an offense by itself?
Blownded up, y'all.
Re: "void dire"
Missing curly brackets more like...
But not Precious Tritium, just the normal stuff- so all is well.
Re: Meanwhile Britain
No, I'm Lewis- and so is my wife...
Re: 4 years from now
The mighty Sword of Talent is a myth- but let's send them anyway.
Re: Twin peaks?
For the slack?
- Boffins attempt to prove the UNIVERSE IS JUST A HOLOGRAM
- China building SUPERSONIC SUBMARINE that travels in a BUBBLE
- Review Raspberry Pi B+: PHWOAR, get a load of those pins
- That 8TB Seagate MONSTER? It's HERE... (You'll have to squint, 'cos there are no specs)
- Review Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?