2239 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
Re: Soviet find water on the Moon in the 1970s
Checkov! Is that you?
Re: A fine notion
So? Start a black latex spacesuit factory.
Re: Let's be fair: Broun knows what "hell" is.
If this guy's Fundie God exists, I'll gladly roast in Hell for eternity rather than go to Fundie Heaven.
Re: An important idea here.
A talking Turtle- that's proof of evolution, right there!
Or Alice in Wonderland is an OEM User manual too.
Metro, Notro,Modern UI-
Now AKA The CBeebies Interface.
Re: Lets have more gratuitous sexism.
I like my women like I like my coffee- ground up in bags in the freezer.
Re: Fast boot isn't everything...
Enter the cluebat.
Re: Longer is better
Shouldn't there be numerics and case changes in there, just to make it roll off of the tongue better?
"It may be unnecessary for Republican men to exhibit masculinity through their appearance,"
It's obvious they're dicks...
Re: Margaret Thatcher Icon
Use this one - Thatcher with a 'Tash.
Re: The cake is a lie!
Take this cake from me- after I've licked the icing off...
Linux on the Desktop!
Yes it is- how did that get there?!?
Re: Scary stories from the Chocolate Factory
Does he use Bing?
Re: This brings a new meaning to...
Don't let Windows drive- solved.
It MUST work on iPhones- Samsungs are a direct copy, aren't they?
Re: 'Castration is the key to a longer life' You first.
It is merely due to the fact that it is easier and quicker to slide down bannisters going "wheee" like a kid; this makes you feel young again, and you live longer because of it.
Also you don't whack your nuts on the bannister end...
Re: I hate to piss on anyones parade but...
Bill- they don't think much of MS products...
Re: Sorry? Whats stopping you?
I don't do religious pamphlets.
Re: Swiss Navy
Don't forget the Ass. of All Knowing Anonymous Cowards!
Haven't you heard- the 'official' view is that the sun and sky have no relation to Climate Change TM.
Is all down to CO2.
It may grow an arm-
and start disgorging bricks to make a new pyramid...
Evacuation of Bowel?
Re: Power Source?
The Apple Store provides a free bag of Unicorn Farts.
Re: Umm wheres the IT Angle?
Dot Matrix? I have a vewwy good friend in Wome called Dot Matrix!
Thwow him to the florw, Centuwion!
Re: I for one couldn't really care less what they call it.
It's more how they call it- the APIs aren't consistent...
Re: 'just like playing bingo' ...
Either way, it confirms that Windows 8 is a true gaming platform...
Only for taking the Tube...
Re: And the gamma ray mega radiation kill thing?
Any useful space drive is a useful weapon.
But if that is true, why have you put the words "and the word" in between them instead?
"I don't really see what your loosing with subscribing..."
Re: Would be interesting to determine...
Lots of amorous hawks colliding with the sticker...
Re: I'm not so sure about that...because I can't use the thing
You do realise you have thrown yourself to the dogs now?
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