2776 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
That would require two prostitutes....
Only if they are Nixie tubes...
(Loughborough - 'nuff said...)
There's more danger to kids in the 'Happy' Meal...
1. It looks like the 'Xbox' X is broken; there is past form here...
2 The broken 'X' also resembles a crying 'Y'.... as in "Why? Why did I buy this?" ; again suitable, see 1.
You're an Antipodean Christ Botherer , aren't you?
Sounds like he price of fuel is *way* too low in Cupertino...
Don't drink and type...
You say that now! I gave up homeopathic medicine completely and ended up in hospital with an overdose!. And the jug of water by my bed wouldn't let me forget it!!!
Silly rabbit never heard of unobtainium.
The rod would probably compress due to inertial effects, and the push would propagate down it a at speed <c.
Sadly, it's the information of the push which is limited.
An ironic term used to describe any Microsoft device with a Tiled Display. See also TIFKAM.
Not even wearing one of these? <====
Your ideas intrigue me sir, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
Nor do I since giving up XP.
This, just this <==
1.You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
2. Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
You have no idea just how many rich people there are in Iceland, do you, git?
XBox 365...Sometimes on. ..
Old Holborn et al tins...
You can buy these new and unpainted from tobacconists- remember them? Come in half size too!
"Like IE? Yes?
You'll love this survey then!"
Must be the bad headline writing.
Sabre toothed Tigers?
Name and shame, that was the 'tough on crime idea' , I wonder what became of that?
Don't forget to apply for a rebate of your Council Tax for doing the Met's job for them.
Make Chubby-guy a household name!
"Microsoft betting on smaller Windows 8 devices subscriptions"
There- that's more like it.
That's what you get if you have trouble with Win8 and ask for help.
Derision- "Go and RTFM N00b!!!!"
Oh the irony.
There isn't anything in the FOSS world that comes close to competing with SharePoint.
"...nothing but a clapped out Ford Anglia..."
The thread is not about Windows.
I think that is doctors, rather than GOOG...
Hardware good... too many emulators these days.
Banks don't exist?
I suppose 7 billion years ago is 'newly', in the scheme of things...
Man the harpoons- 'tis a Brown-nose, by God!
Vodaphone replied: "Er, don't have a CoW, man."
In this case, though, there is no mechanic, no hammer and no hitting required.
Considering how many Audi drivers do drive with their heads up their arses.
Kim Jong-Un uses drugs...
Distilled from the tears of the NK people...
Harrison Bergeron comes to the internet.
A BBC programme that wasn't London-centric. That must have been a shock, alright.
Touch the sky!
Higher pitched clicking!
Now with extra WTF!
That's not very wide!
That there will be very few Surfaces about in two years, alive or dead.
" I'm not putting myself, my family or my employer at risk in any way by posting on the Internet."
Just by espousing Windows...