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Re: Erm - plus the Surface has support for 420 milion hardware devices at launch via USB
That's a lot of chargers- is the battery life that bad?
Or else the USB hub to plug them all into must be massive!
Re: In 12 months time
"Damn you, Windows 8!! You blew it all to hell!!"
Re: A suggested subtitle...
"So you've installed W8? PANIC!"
Re: Are you for real?
If it's a joke, then it's serious; if it's official MS document, then it's a stupid time waste of time.
Re: Where's the pic?
It's not ready
. They've done the Zhu Min, but N Hans hasn't done his bit yet.
CSI type stuff takes time, not like TV.
Re: Brits love it?
The UK hates winners, preferring second best- qv Sky vs BSB, etc.
Bloody "plucky runners" up culture.
"Ballmer can not be so stupid."
Re: Oracle Windows 9
Re: Windows task manager?
The pretty essential utility that show you which part of the OS is slowing the system to a crawl this time.
Re: Building a new PC
"...effectively ignore all the new crap."
Which you paid extra for?
Re: "Why would I need parts for a car less than 5 years old?"
It's a Vauxhall?
Re: Self-serving hypocrites
Just like the BPI, eh?
Dropped the veil?
It's Lifted the veil!
What- skype on Win8? Who cares- this is important!
Hopefully future global warming won’t get anywhere near temperatures of 250 million years ago-
But If it did- we'll get over it.
Re: Interested in how the company complies with the Law's
I feel sorry for those who remain in Slough.
Rubber makes feet sweaty and cold...
Are you sure :)
Balmer - women haunt him, men want to beat him !
Re: I'll bet a million Euro there will be Hell to pay for this decision
A million Euro- what's that? About £5?
Re: Pass the tissues
Aw Diddums- something in your eye?
Re: Think of the Children!
I need a licence for my fish, Eric.
Re: Inquiring minds...
Double blind test- poke out both eyes and see if he can tell when the wifi is on...
Does it actually DO anything?
Doesn't look like it.
Re: Ball lighning-nuts?
Not as nuts as anal bleaching.
The last line could be Nokia's epitaph-
"It's all over, here."
Re: How about the cross
Torture Porn laws?
Re: Apple leads good Christians astray...
The Map reflects religion- it's a grey area.
First the fall of Communism, next the fall of IQ.
If you *need* Windows for the Captain's Chair
Then you are probably just playing at being Captain.
Re: Linux Jovial Names
There is a word for this.
Drop the veil- again?
Lift the veil, shurely?
Re: Part of a ........
Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Earth Shattering Kaboom.
A security risk has been detected.
Please format hard drive and install another OS.
I know. Flame away- I'm chilly.
Re: Soviet find water on the Moon in the 1970s
Checkov! Is that you?
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