I wish they would come

for the trolls.

I do not respect

your lack of authoritaaative drug knowledge.

Just like most Govt proclamations, then.

Which also leave a foul taste in the mouth, and induce the desire to vomit.

Woof!

barking at the mirror again?

Fair and balanced reporting!

Don't want anyone to think that MS have a monopoly in producing products that are just a pain in the neck...

Pod Racing!

But better on TCR or something like where you can change lanes at will for Dick Dastardly manoevers...

Er...

and you won't be killed by yer geraniums either....

Did you hear that woosh?

It's not real money.

So why not forget about that unimportant shit?

No other people.

See title.

Far

too soon.

Or too hard!

You have to squint,and try to catch a glimpse of them from the very corner of your eye...

Oh, and whatever you do- Don't Blink!!

Things you don't often see in a sentence; #18.

Microsoft...

Innovate...

...in Phones.

The SOBs being-

THe MPIAA? Other organised crimelords^H^H^H^H content providers/lawyers? Or 'freetards' who don't own a computer but get sued for millions?

International task force- don't make me laugh. It's already an international farce.

Yeah-

and another Tunguska -bam!- no more Russian Gas.

Your point?

Ok!

So you are pretty much anti-SOPA then?

If it was true-

PCs would be running VMS.

I predict a-

Burger Tax.

It's not hard to spell W.i.n.d.o.w.s

desperation?

If you keep your Windows desktop running 24/7 then...

it will stop working.

Surely storage IS simple?

It's just retrieving the damn stuff in one piece that is the hard bit.

Backups are Write Only, as any fule kno...

At least the satnav

won't blow away when you open the window.

Agreed

In general, I know vaguely where I am, and where roughly I am heading. The last mile though can be the killer. Getting back home on autopilot is great.

And it's fun to wind the satnav up when you know there's a better route than the one it wants you to take...

It does sound like it will work, at least up to a point.

But why do MS take something simple, like networking, and make it so oddly complicated? They've done it again with this.

Perhaps-

But until someone decides to invest here (wherever 'here' happens to be) all we can do is still keep banging the rocks together and hope for improvement.

Train Wreck?

Where's the slo-mo? Where's the 3D?

Looks like the WP trainwreck experience is lacking...

Can you get

Verity Stob dolls too?

Automatically, in this case-

In that it seems like a feature.

Didn't wait long for an answer eh, Coward?

Doing a 'find' on Windows must kill you.

Anyone could write a better OS than MS, probably even you, if you put your mind to it, or could be bothered to learn how- just like MS these days, it would seem.

But don't CAT/MRI scans

cause un-curable cancer of the BRANE???!!!! eleventyone?

I'm interested in this planet for sale-

Is it where you live?

Or perhaps MS

Could try writing an OS that doesn't screw itself up automatically?

You would 'plop' for 1 every time-

If '1' was the mythical 'brown note' alright...

Ahh- Brut...

Had it's heyday more than 20 years ago, much like Microsoft.

How apt.

Some stores?

Second hand shops or Poundland?

Maybe some people do actually like them.

Just not very many people.

So both the Zune

and the Lumia are good as hammers?

ps- there may be an exotic gas leak in your room. I'd have it checked out...

So...

do the grown-ups know you are using their computer?

Shut it-

Or RT Davies will come back!

The Xmas spirit-

is long quaffed. By celebratory Boffins.

Not quite- no.

Google 'print-through'.

it's similar to how tapes used to be high speed copied.

The signal bleeds from one layer of the tape to the next, over time.

On audio, the effect starts as pre-echo, and is minimised by spooling though occasionally, to shake things up a bit, and by storing tail out... IIRC, with the mag layer facing out...or in- whichever was better.

(it IS Sat night...so beer!)

Play WWF onboard-

Only when flying pandas to zoos, shurely...

That would make them...

Higgs Bozos?

It is also optional-

You don't need to use it. Opera is still fast!