2530 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"Afterall, crash implies a simple "Have you tried turning it off and on again?""
Not if it's an electric car...
Leave off the Holmium-
It's a wonder element and our only hope for the future.
depends how many layers you wrap around the box...
Re: For the love of gawd...
The minute he does, it will stop working...
Re:Re: Same S---, Different Day
Do the words 'Test Environment' mean anything to you?
Didn't think so.
you have no understanding off.
Ferry bad Accsent...
Stop flying over Siberia!
Re: Want to run Leenawks?
That is the saddest shit for a long time. Go away.
Re: Smashing Pope
Smashing Pope? Is this an EU edict to break up the old ones and recycle them?
Re:Re: This is a standard tactic...
That's the difference.
Re: this is not by choice
"...if it means my documents and mail aren't indexed by the NSA..."
Re: Microsoft stuff... just works.
Re: No peaceful co-existence...
Decendants of Apes perhaps, but this find explains the origins of all the Ratbois that seem to flock around here...
Re: Why do we want this again?
a novelty- thin and transparent?
there's the USP right there... oops here comes Apple...
Re: Paris, because I've heard tell that she is a bit of a sport.
Like a pink giraffe or an eight legged cat?
Re: Fire hazard?
Oddly, electronics PCBs used to be made from paper- bonded with resin- rather than fibreglass, in the good old days when valves were hot, and didn't catch fire as much as you might imagine.
They did catch fire, but mainly because they were hot, and if TVs, had doileys on top.
Re: Not cool, definitely tool
'Professionals' - credible? Give it a rest.
Professional is as professional does.
"Business" suits mean "I am going to rip you off, or order you about" Nothing else.
MS had a launch party, and nemo came...
<== latin teacher, just in case...
Re:"At the end of the day, if you're innocent, what's your problem?"
Re: The more MS pushes people to rent their software
Renting MS software is like renting a condom.
Re: I always assumed...
Well aren't you stupid, Stupid?
First rule of Contracting
All Work Time Is Chargeable. No Exceptions.
You seem to have slipped a bit there... careful, you might end up a Permy.
Re: Update required
I think TELSTAR is out of commission at the moment too...
Re: Metro Now
Down, Fido- you don't want RICHTO sniffing at yer bum...
Games W need to watch out- there were lots of miniature figures about before they were for one thing- nearly as many as stories with Space Marines in them.
I would also suggest Amazon get a grip.
Still the dumping ground of the world.
There must be a lot of whitespace spectrum though, due to a sparseness of TV ?
Could be an interesting testbed for *good tech like this.
*For relative values of 'good' as compared to W.... You Know What...
Re: You don't need to close apps... let the OS deal with it.
That's why so much Surface capacity is used by the OS- All of the installed apps are running all of the time!
Re: The iPad is a toy that some people choose to bring to work
The Surface is a toy that no people choose to bring to work
Are they building the stores
out of piles of Surfaces?
Re: Didn't someone already study flocking with sheep?
Is there an iDevice in the centre of the flock?
Re: Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by incompetence.
That's just what they would want you to think.
Re: Linux is cheap. That's why.
Therefore Windows is a waste of money?
There's nothing special about Apple stuff either- except the price.
Re: Prior art ?
As are the iTables in the Manchester Arndale iShop... non-compliant with Head Orifice?
Re: I'll take 10 of them.
So now there are 28 happy Win8 users? Who knew!
Re: how is it obsolete?
I like this definition, it seems apt:-
Obsolete: imperfectly developed or rudimentary in comparison with the corresponding character in other individuals.
Re: No, this phone is WP8
So still £150 for an obsolete system
Re: "...ultrabooks and Windows 8 laptops that are all stuck on the login screen..."
That's to make them look good- imagine if they *were* powered up...
Yeah, I put diesel in my petrol tank ... guess what?
You can't read?
Re: Oh How I Laughed...
Windows users have enough problems already.
Re: Lets try to put this in to some context...
iPad 64gig spellchecker isn't very good, is it?
Re: PC Sales in the toilet
Wrong, er, Pad...
Re: Where's Eadon?
Obvious MS flaw is obvious.
You don't need Eadon for that.
Jewel in Telewest's crown...
Re: My top tip for Microsoft.
"I've developed on Solaris and Windows but never Linux."
Hardly a catalogue of success, are you?
"wish you weren't hear..."
We wish you were deaf?
Re: American law does not acknowledge the existence of the phablet.
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