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* Posts by hplasm

2406 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

North Korean rocket works, puts something into orbit

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Re: And in the West...

Virgin Galactic- yes indeed, and a private one at that; the Govt decided there was no future in space launching a long time ago, preferring to embark on a downward slope instead.

Good luck, Mr Branson- the Govt don't deserve the future.

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And in the West...

The UK slips down another notch in space launch history.

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Revealed: The Brit-built GRAVITY-powered light that costs $5

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Re: Pedantry...

Not if you assemble it up a hill...

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Microsoft licence cops kick in TWICE as many customers' doors as rivals

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So, Nom^3...

Either you admit MS are murdering extortionists, or you have lied to us.

When did you stop beating your wife?

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Bio-integrated circuitry melds man and machine

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Ultimate iDevice

"If you think about an iPhone," he said, "it's a wonderful tool, but what if you wanted to take this kind of device functionality and wrap it around your brain?"

Fanborg.

I'd call it a downgrade.

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Samba 4 arrives with full Active Directory support

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Re: "does not need monthly critical vuln patching"

And how many reboots required?

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YES! It's the TARDIS PC!

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Re: Time computers?

That would explain why the Doctor has to keep hitting it, and the showers of sparks.

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Microsoft Surface to hit third-party stores on Wednesday

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Re: I'm Confused

A Touch device that you can't touch...

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New transistor tech could beat silicon and save Moore's Law

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Re: Molecular beam epitaxy

Indium Gallium Arsenide-ey implants?

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Re: May I be the first to say....

"...for I believe in the Epitaxial growth, and the diffusion of Gallium. For ever and ever, Arsenide."

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'UK DNA database by stealth' proposed in £100m NHS project

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Re: Is it just a Monday thing...

No, 77 was Sunset Strip.

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2020AD: Space tourists will be FOUND ON MOON

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Re: Will the super-rich really go for this?

The only Billionaires who would want to go, are the ones who would probably provide the hardware anyway.

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Re: Ryan Air Are Doing It For £50

The Ryanair Moon flight lands in Florida- near enough to the Moon...

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China plans astro-farms on Mars

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Hi, Chinese Space Agency

Congratulations and Good Luck!

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Slash A THIRD off Surface RT price or it's toast, Microsoft told

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Re: Anybody know what Surface does?

Clicks.

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Hero Playmonaut lost at sea as SPEARS ditches in Channel

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Re: fitting

wrong icon, methinks...

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Re: "tethered to the structure with a safety line"

SPB must not combine with H&S...

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Re: RIP

Not so fast!

He's exploring the depths!

Onwards and downwards- yoho!

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Brr, feeling cold? Galaxy is home to plenty of WARMER Earth twins

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Aha-

The more fossil fuels we use, the greater the percentage of unused radioactives in our crust; thus the climate warms!!

discuss...

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Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Re: Remember when it was the fashion to leave a gap between your tie knot and collar?

Alice from Dilbert?

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Re: "Working at our company is tough. It calls for someone who can take the pain and suffering."

"Where do I apply!"

Microsoft PR Dept.

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John McAfee 'captured'

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Re: I bet he used ReiserFS

"The *chap* who wrote ReiserFS..."

That would be Reiser FFS!!

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Microsoft Security Essentials loses AV-TEST certification

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Re: Get the commercial ones for free anyways..

The banks may dole them out for free, but I bet they don't use them internally.

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El Reg Movember lads sprout mighty Unix beards for cancer charity

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Re: Great work raising the money...

Sounds like the BMJ see an unwelcome rise in men actually visiting their doctors for a change.

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Prisoner found with phone + charger in anal cavity

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Was it star shaped?

Or Chocolate starfish shaped...

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HP boffin: Honey! I shrank the PC. To nanometre size, dammit

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But-

Cache is £, surely?

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Microsoft claims Windows Phone sales up 300%

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Re: So they sold...

"I said- you buy one, get three free!"

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Windows 8 launch outdoes Windows 7's, says Microsoft bigwig

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Re: Oh dear

"No, they just needed a new machine."

Not quite- they just were told they needed one.

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Annual reviews: It's high time we rid the world of this insanity

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Re: And this is why I'm an IT contractor

Nearly-

if the firm was making any money after the Chief's Bonuses are paid out they wouldn't have had to have the redundancies.

FTFY.

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Hotel blames burglaries on hacked Onity card locks

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And

cougars behind the rest...

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Antarctic discovery: ALIEN LIFE may be FOUND ON MOON of Jupiter

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Re: Everything is relative

But that means they exist at the temperature of molten ice! Outrageous!

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Bash Street bytes: Do UK schools really need the Raspberry Pi?

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Re: Seriously!?

“So we’re going to spend five to ten minutes at the start of every lesson, and the same again at the end,getting out tools, sweeping up and putting things away again?"

Glad he wasn't my Woodwork teacher at school. Lazy git.

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Their One Year Mission: To boldly find the effects of null G on humans

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Re: Couple

Re:PS Sounds like the plot of Saturn 3...

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Galapagos tortoise 'Lonesome George' might NOT be last of his kind

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Re: What they really need...

No, No, the hard part is teaching them to climb ladders with a stiffy.

there you go.

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Girlfriend 'tried to MURDER ME with her AMPLE BREASTS'

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Death!

By boobie!

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Sandy Island does exist - on a 1908 chart

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Gone, it be!

Global warming has melted it!

Or the ACID OCEAN has dissolved it!

Noes!!11

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Asteroid miners hunt for platinum, leave all common sense in glovebox

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Re: But there is no concept of private property.

Thus: SPACE PIRATES!!

Yarr! *beep*

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Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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Re: demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…

...demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…

Sound like PIRATES to me.

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BlackBerry 10: AWESOME. If the hardware matches it, RIM jobs are safe

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Looks good.

Android, Apple and Blackberry. Plenty of competition there.

Oh and that other one. Never mind.

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Mint Linux gifts Unity haters with 'Nadia' ... plus her Mate

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Re: How quaint

How quaint- it lives under a bridge, look!

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Barclays Bank buys 8,500 Apple iPads in one go

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Re: capable of doing what the bank needs.

Ego polishing, pure and simple.

It's bloody Barclays.

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WIMP-seeking detector flooded

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Re: How are they going to find dark matter underground?

Nightvision- that explains the photomultipliers.

The xenon is there to inhale and do Darth Vader impressions while they wait.

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Lawrence 'Empire Strikes Back' Kasdan to pen future Star Wars script

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Re: Annoying bear thingies

Invented in Yorkshire...

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Italians deploy fearsome SPY MANNEQUINS to win Fashion Wars

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Do they

have drop-down hands with guns in the wrists?

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AARGH! We're ALL DOOMED, bellows UN - right on schedule

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Re: Sorry, third world, you need to STAY POOR

But- you are neglecting the contribution of... Hippo farts.

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Sam Sung found in Apple Store SHOCKER

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Re: "Somec Unt"

Isn't there one of those high up in Nokia?

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Beeb rights swapper swaps shop to swap-shop for red-tops

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Wow

The sub header made my head spin.

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NASA admits hiding 'really good' news from Martian soil

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Re: Don't get excited

It'll be one for the AREOLOGISTS history books.

You're welcome.

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Re: April the 4th of September

A complex date indeed.

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Oprah Winfrey too late to save Microsoft's Windows 8

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Re: Is the nursery closed today?

It's like having a picture book with furry pages.

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