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* Posts by hplasm

2532 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Apple: iOS 6.1 network overload caused by our Exchange SYNC OF DOOM

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Re: Is MS software really so good these days?

As good as ever.

No cooking required, it seems.

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Re: In before...

Guilty conscience?

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Higgs hunt halts as CERN prepares LHC upgrades

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Re: Understatement

"Afterall, crash implies a simple "Have you tried turning it off and on again?""

Not if it's an electric car...

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Soak up CO2 with sponges, says CSIRO

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Headmaster

Leave off the Holmium-

It's a wonder element and our only hope for the future.

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Intel's new TV box to point creepy spy camera at YOUR FACE

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Re: Tape

depends how many layers you wrap around the box...

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Register reader Ray revs radio-controlled Raspberry Pi race rover

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Re: For the love of gawd...

The minute he does, it will stop working...

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Get up, shake off the hangover: These 57 Microsoft holes won't fix themselves

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Re:Re: Same S---, Different Day

Do the words 'Test Environment' mean anything to you?

Didn't think so.

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LIVE NOW: Never mind Windows 8, speak your brains on Server 2012

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FAIL

you have no understanding off.

Ferry bad Accsent...

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Permafrost melt to boost atmospheric CO2 faster than thought

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So-

Stop flying over Siberia!

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Linux Foundation ships UEFI Secure Boot workaround

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Re: Want to run Leenawks?

That is the saddest shit for a long time. Go away.

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Pope resigns months after launching social networking effort

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Re: Smashing Pope

Smashing Pope? Is this an EU edict to break up the old ones and recycle them?

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Microsoft Surface Pro launch: It's easy to sell out of sod all stock

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Re:Re: This is a standard tactic...

"...can have..."

That's the difference.

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Microsoft needs to keep visible under waves of Blue

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Re: this is not by choice

"...if it means my documents and mail aren't indexed by the NSA..."

It doesn't.

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Re: Microsoft stuff... just works.

Only just...

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Boffins find RAT-SIZED bug-muncher links man to beast

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Re: No peaceful co-existence...

Decendants of Apes perhaps, but this find explains the origins of all the Ratbois that seem to flock around here...

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Taiwan's Polytron promises see-through phones

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Re: Why do we want this again?

a novelty- thin and transparent?

there's the USP right there... oops here comes Apple...

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Paper computers: Not mere pulp fiction

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Re: Paris, because I've heard tell that she is a bit of a sport.

Like a pink giraffe or an eight legged cat?

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Re: Fire hazard?

Oddly, electronics PCBs used to be made from paper- bonded with resin- rather than fibreglass, in the good old days when valves were hot, and didn't catch fire as much as you might imagine.

They did catch fire, but mainly because they were hot, and if TVs, had doileys on top.

<== fire

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The business mullet: Cool or tool?

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Re: Not cool, definitely tool

'Professionals' - credible? Give it a rest.

Professional is as professional does.

"Business" suits mean "I am going to rip you off, or order you about" Nothing else.

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Nemo cancels Microsoft's Surface Pro launch

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Re: Quick...

MS had a launch party, and nemo came...

<== latin teacher, just in case...

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Eyes in the sky: UK.gov's CCTV code to IGNORE MILLIONS of cameras

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Re:"At the end of the day, if you're innocent, what's your problem?"

You.

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LibreOffice 4.0 ships with new features, better looks

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Re: The more MS pushes people to rent their software

Renting MS software is like renting a condom.

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Re: I always assumed...

Well aren't you stupid, Stupid?

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Why you need a home lab to keep your job

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First rule of Contracting

All Work Time Is Chargeable. No Exceptions.

You seem to have slipped a bit there... careful, you might end up a Permy.

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Now UK must look out for crappy SPACE weather - engineers

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Re: Update required

I think TELSTAR is out of commission at the moment too...

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Microsoft can't even shift Windows 8 slabs in the middle of a tablet frenzy

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Re: Metro Now

Down, Fido- you don't want RICHTO sniffing at yer bum...

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British games company says it owns the idea of space marines

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Stop

Outrageous!

Games W need to watch out- there were lots of miniature figures about before they were for one thing- nearly as many as stories with Space Marines in them.

I would also suggest Amazon get a grip.

Bloody Cheek

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Microsoft sails into Africa with White Spaces and Huawei phones

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Africa

Still the dumping ground of the world.

There must be a lot of whitespace spectrum though, due to a sparseness of TV ?

Could be an interesting testbed for *good tech like this.

*For relative values of 'good' as compared to W.... You Know What...

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Microsoft 'touches 16k shop workers' to flog Windows 8 hard

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Re: You don't need to close apps... let the OS deal with it.

That's why so much Surface capacity is used by the OS- All of the installed apps are running all of the time!

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Review: Living with Microsoft's new Surface Pro

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Re: The iPad is a toy that some people choose to bring to work

The Surface is a toy that no people choose to bring to work

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Microsoft to open 11 new retail stores by summer

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Are they building the stores

out of piles of Surfaces?

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Tick-tock, TalkTalk: Users face fourth day of titsup broadband

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No-

BT Infinity.

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Blobs that swarm spark ‘it’s alive’ hypegasm

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Re: Didn't someone already study flocking with sheep?

Is there an iDevice in the centre of the flock?

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Wikileaks reveals Icelandic FBI shenanigans

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Re: Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by incompetence.

That's just what they would want you to think.

Well done.

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Windows Server 2012 kicks ass: discuss

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Re: Linux is cheap. That's why.

Therefore Windows is a waste of money?

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Samsung mocks Apple lawsuit in SuperBowl teaser ad

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Meh

Your point?

There's nothing special about Apple stuff either- except the price.

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Oh, Sony, you big tease: Mystery PlayStation reveal date set

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Happy

Shhh

He's sleeping...

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We're not making this up: Apple trademarks the SHOP

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Re: Prior art ?

As are the iTables in the Manchester Arndale iShop... non-compliant with Head Orifice?

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Nokia tries its luck with a sub-£150 Win Phone 8: The Lumia 620

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Re: I'll take 10 of them.

So now there are 28 happy Win8 users? Who knew!

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Re: how is it obsolete?

I like this definition, it seems apt:-

Obsolete: imperfectly developed or rudimentary in comparison with the corresponding character in other individuals.

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Re: No, this phone is WP8

So still £150 for an obsolete system

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Surface left on shelves as world+dog slurps up small slates

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Re: "...ultrabooks and Windows 8 laptops that are all stuck on the login screen..."

That's to make them look good- imagine if they *were* powered up...

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How to destroy a brand-new Samsung laptop: Boot Linux on it

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Meh

Yeah, I put diesel in my petrol tank ... guess what?

You can't read?

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Re: Oh How I Laughed...

Windows users have enough problems already.

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Is your Surface Pro a bit full? Slot in an SD card, it's not from Apple

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Re: Lets try to put this in to some context...

iPad 64gig spellchecker isn't very good, is it?

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PC sales in the toilet? Excuse Lenovo while it gut laughs at you

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Re: PC Sales in the toilet

Wrong, er, Pad...

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They didn't predict that: Astrologers! blamed! after! Yahoo! hack!

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Re: Where's Eadon?

Obvious MS flaw is obvious.

You don't need Eadon for that.

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WTO ruling emboldens pirates of the Caribbean

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Pirate

Yarr!

Why not!

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Worst broadband notspots in the UK named and shamed

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Ah- Dudley

Jewel in Telewest's crown...

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My top tip for Microsoft: Stop charging for Windows Phone 8

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Re: My top tip for Microsoft.

"I've developed on Solaris and Windows but never Linux."

Hardly a catalogue of success, are you?

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