Posts by hplasm
1790 posts • joined Friday 10th July 2009 11:30 GMT
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Re: Microsoft Tiles™
Doors? You get to things behind doors... It might make more sense.
Azure Screen
Of Death.
Re: Re: what
You have it in for rappers now?
Troll.
Re: How rude can the loosing set get?
What has been loosed can be tightened.
But seriously, it's so good to hear from a real live expert; good job you came along when you did.
Do stick around, I'm certain that we can organise a collection from the grateful.
Posted in Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?
Re: We're all special now
Where does that leave Special Ops personnel?
Posted in Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?
Re: Push back the limits
I agree! Down with Handwringing Tuttards!
Posted in Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?
Re: 3rd option?
In with the other cheerleader stuff? Have you tried the pompom locker?
Posted in Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?
Re: Freetard and Commentard are very appropriate
Aha! Trolltard!
Posted in Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?
Ah, I see- you dont Understand....
Just say you don't get it then. No shame in that.
Or are you just being Victor Mature?
Re: 'Black' holes... Does high school physics say they shouldn't be black?
Pictures or I can't picture it!
Space is big- really big.
Even bigger than Texas.
Posted in Labour targets Tories' Google problem
Re: Bing...
Yes, there is Bing- perhaps that's just what she meant.
Hmm- the sign says-
"Caution! Things at work. Heavy Planets Crossing. Ringworld under construction."
Let me be amongst the first to say-
Oh Bugger.
...and now back to the X-Factor.
Aha!
Tesco has been selling this fruit for ages!
First they came for the copyright infringers-
And nobody said anything much.
Then they came for the trolls, and everyone cheered.
Anonymous internet tough guys- sound like pirates to me...
The ISPs need to-
disconnect the Govt- surely they have the 'right to refuse service' like any shopkeep etc?
poo!
Flying middens!
Me too
I would like a mighty 'thoptercraft!
How else can I get down from the most powerful weapon in the universe?
Yrs,
Stanley H Tweedle
Posted in Space: 1999 returning to TV?
I must agree-
Bain and Landau always seemed to come as a matched pair after that,no matter what the programme was. I think they were married eventually(?), but it did tend to spoil things, knowing the other one would turn up sooner or later. Shame really,as Mr Landau was quite interesting in whatever part he played.
Rumour has it they came in a velvet lined presentation case...
You can't be
seriouls?
Posted in IT crowd sorts out the Mars Science Lab
Well, it's not rocket science....
And brain surgeons know little about semiconductors and CPU registers, so...
FacebookIS blocked on her laptop.
Permanently.
The 45 was missed out, sadly.
From the Windows toolbox article...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/09/windows_tools_of_the_trade_not_always_best_for_the_job/
The hammer is only
in the Standard Issue IT toolkit.
He has the Delux.
/Don't fuck with the BOFH!
Posted in Coming to a continent near you: America
But of course, old bean-
One doesn't want to get too chummy with the neighbours.
PipPip!
Posted in Coming to a continent near you: America
Half buried starship.
With the engine going, to restart the Earth's rotation...
Posted in Coming to a continent near you: America
In the end-
Civilisation will arrive in the New World.
Posted in What's in the box, Windows sysadmin?
It was about Tools for Windows admin...
Big Fucking Hammer.
Just for balance...
I thought the pro- warming lot were the sheep-fondlers?
Waiter! This ice cube's got a hole in it!
That's no ice cube Sir, that's my wife!
/boom *tish*
Underwater fire!
That would be very cool...
(Perhaps the extra O2 would balance out the nasty CO2 we have to keep climbing over, so it's not all bad news!)
"He actually wrote 'aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee' did he?"
"Well....maybe he was dictating..."
Hello Mankind!
Final exam time.
Do this or fucking die off and give the beetles a chance.
Or at least feed the accountants to them.
And the lawyers.
and- oh, you fill in the rest...
Posted in Windows Phone 8 to get NFC, HD and Skype
With this news
I don't see why anyone would buy wp7 when they can wait.
It must reflect in sales?
If they want wp7 then surely it will become fire-sale cheap once 8 is out.
html
blink
was *never* cool, JDX.
Posted in NASA: Solar system may have alien origin
That would be on*
Magrathea.
*Or in it, in n-spatial terms...
Re:shhhhhhhh - omnomnom
That hissing noise is your O2 tank leaking- you probably need more CO2 in your room as you are certainly showing signs of hyperoxygenating,..
You are correct!
How odd.
All true, Charles 9-
but the 'gravity tractor' here is really a gravitation attractor- ie a big mass.
Smart people
would read the article carefully before commenting...
I wish they would come
for the trolls.
I do not respect
your lack of authoritaaative drug knowledge.
Just like most Govt proclamations, then.
Which also leave a foul taste in the mouth, and induce the desire to vomit.
