Re: Tabloid tone?
ooo- it's back again. Ta.
2776 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
ooo- it's back again. Ta.
Hey- I can't edit any more... where's my badge gone???
You haven't read the tabloids recently, have you?
El Reg is not 99% shit.
He's missing this- penables!
You may be interested in my pattern for brillo-pad underwear?
What next? A free hat?
Not to burst your bubble, but no-one gives a fuck about Windows anymore.
It will probably require CMD and Powershell and much RegEdit...
It just works.
I wonder how many will work?
Remember Longhorn. That turned out well.
aren't the Appletwatters getting their knickers in a twist?
O dear how sad, never mind.
There are X10 versions- they need X10 adapters for the power to the lamps though.
Nah- they just changed the subnet mask.
Just Bing for Bong!
Maybe it's exactly that, the ability to think sideways.
And scroll sideways!
I think you may be on to something there...
Puff. Puff...Oh wow....look! It does make sense now!!
Stand on Zanzibar, by John Brunner. A terrorist/activist attack on a bus- only one fatality, IIRC, whose head was turning when it was severed- the rest, had decaptations that just joined back up due to the thinness of the cut...
Wow. Aren't you dull?
But sometimes the waves win.
Caustic means it burns- acid or alkali, it doesn't matter.
any anti-radiation drugs from those hippies on Skaro- didn't work for Roy Castle...
But he didn't make sure it was dead, and just like in the movies, it came back and killed him.
True. They are Win8 customers, and therefore merely screaming because of that.
and I don't think it will satisfy the requirements of the masses.
"Nothing that will convince a kid that's never worn glasses or a band to wear one* - until we stick a half-eaten fruit logo on it?
He's also never heard of sunglasses...
If you do run W8 or another Legacy OS, would that make them LegOS Brix?
Who keeps lifting your rock?
A cross between a Berk and a Cow, perhaps?
I confess! Can I have a seat in mine?
If I were Balmer
I'd buy some ARP tin hats and fire buckets...and sandbags.
Earl Grey. Hot.
That should do it.
SHINY GLITTERY M$ TURD FAIL!!!
"There are more Windows 8 users than Linux on desktop users combined...in my bedroom."
Yoint Fotojrafix Eexperts Jroup, noe?
More like the toilet paper manufacturer's wet dream.
Probably give you the shits after about 3 days...
<--- I have a bit of tissue in the pocket, hopefully...
Hopefully they are!
Bear in mind that one of them is a Microsoft OS.
Sent from the future to warn us!
(At least you can be sure he doesn't run Windows.)
Just squirt them with different coloured paint!
Anyone have any idea just what that was about??
The models were wrong? Say it's not so!
GIGO- as true today as it's always been...
Space1999- 14 years late and woefully underfunded, was a failure.
Cheaper to wait- £10 for the cart, £10 for the donkey to pull it, £10 for the shovel and £2 for the six survivors to dig out the bits.
Expect jumping, biting and snarling clips next.
Like the title sequences of The Six Million Dollar Man...
Of not telling it like he wants you to think it is.
Why, is that what happens to you just as you are about to Bing! ?
It's cruel to laugh at the afflicted- leave MS developers alone.
...probably after one particular bing-head who would have all of the hoops enabled to jump through.
Are they after getting Gates back?
Emerging Markets? You do know that's predator speak for Easy Prey?
£5k- that could get you some iPhones for tactical comms...
Isn't that part of the Windows Source Code?
It might explain why nobody can rewrite it...