What is the Swahili for
Steaming pile of spyware?
3671 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Steaming pile of spyware?
"Windows Phone 8 - Zero known vulnerabilities. Zero known malware."
Zero known users.
Something for the NSA and chums to store all our (meta)data on for the forseeable future...
It is related to the word 'commode'...
The 1s are straighter and more defined, the 0s are rounder and smoother...
"What is the use case for this bit of tech again?"
again, idiot ID.
"Where an arbitrary line is drawn really makes little difference."
Er, the Equator is here- wants a word with you...
And anyone who says otherwise is a dwarf-scientist. Nyah!
It looks like you were trying to type 'Will' Do you want some help with that?
Indeed. Should have stopped after "Is it necessary for state aid to subsidise BT?"
To the Apple store. And back?
Those 'debates' are necessary to ensure that we never get off this rock...
Also: Surely the police have just one purpose?
If you 'loose yourselves in books' there's probably a different description of you than saddo...
Isn't a Jraph a tall horsey?
Q: When will Windows be finally ready for the desktop?
A: An unspecified time. It's called the future. Get used to it.
"While we're on the subject of File Explorer... "
It has to be called that to explain the feeling that using Windows is like hacking through a dense, impenetrable jungle...
"Mother of Crom, does the word GLOBAL mean anything to you?!?"
Crom? What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die.
"...the facts ..."
You keep using those words... I think this is the point where the yoof say <citation needed>.
Fucking cognitive dissonance....
Cyanogen good, MS... well you know...
Time for beer.
But... I thought that's what 3d printers were for...!
" high resolution textures instead of ugly 16x16 chunks..."
That didn't happen with TIFKAM, did it?
"So is "Cryptonomicon", of course."
It's Hollywood. The Necronomicon is more accurate...
"...or violate the laws of physics."
Use neutrinos- they laugh at the curve of the earth, but respect the laws of physics!
"...a machine that costs less than 130'000 GBP."
Wait until you see the new MS perpetual licence scheme...
The clock has advanced due to the threat of Page 3 being removed...
I read that as a charitable upgrade...
"the new Super-Duper Microsoft ZuneBob Bingthing,"
They have announced the name of the new Surface 4 as well?
It doesn't understand the concept- as usual... Does Not Play Well With Others V10.
There is MS's problem, in a nutshell.
Well done for pointing that out.
They reference a book, and then 30 years later, the book is made into a film- and then a film is made that refers to the film that refers to the original book...
IF Pluto is ('nt) a dwarf planet, and Ceres is a dwarf planet, how many bloody planets are in the 'Solar System' now?
8, 9 or 10 (or more...)?
CBA Googling- it's snowing...
Mars Colony 3 still has faster broadband than UK.
Rocks like these are where we should be spending billions of "Terror Threat" monies?
(Not actually on them...)
The best mouth extinguisher I have found is Cointreau, neat. For some reason it kills the heat stone dead.
It may ignite though- perhaps I've been lucky so far...
Does nothing for the other end.
Comes Ballast Lumia...
It implies sometime after the late 14th Century...
Arrested for discussing pliers now!
No. From time immemorial, teachers have been known to be Wrong.
They don't like it when you tell them either.
q.v. The quaint verse, "One man went to mow."
Look it up yerselves....
It just provide that Pols should stick to words of one syllable, or preferably, fewer.
Is that faster than Ludicrous Speed?
" It's true that they don't say it's reasonably sniffproof, just "suitable for use in a commercial setting"."
But they don't even indemnify their OSs as"suitable for use in a commercial setting". Or anywhere else, for that matter...
" I fear that the "three laws" would make such systems impossible."
I hope that the "three laws" would make such systems impossible.
"A self aware car might crash because it was day dreaming about flowers."
We've got people for that already.
"I wonder who is behind this post?"
Internet Tough Guy. They love basking in someone else's anything.
Je suis Charlie.
Get a warrant.