2324 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Re: BOVINES IN SPACE!!!!
Use square pigs instead!
Re: I'm On A Rant!
" if caught they would face a very substantial custodial sentence......"
And Hell would host the Winter Olympics.
Re: If there was any doubt
"it is a dangerous world and there are bad people that want to do terrible things to us, and we should keep voting them into power." said the out-of-touch Prime Minister today from his constituency on Neptune.
Re: We are the only people that care because ...
The management just walk in and say "Ah, that looks untidy. Can't you move it somewhere else or get rid of it and get something modern?!"
That did it- Buenos Aires is next!!
Re: Loopy Wankinmasta Martin Gregorie Anon Cluetard Boston Marathon Bombing
"unlike you - I have a clue."
"unlike you - I have froth on my chin."
"the wonderful gadgets filling our lives."
I thought you were droning on about Surface?
Stuff that doesn't matter?
Celebs are made of antimatter!
Seriously though, Death Rays!
(Sorry, I read That Post, above. I think it's catching...)
That is all.
Re:It's okay, they make a nice skateboard.
Until the wheels come off...
Re: Microsoft has a tablet out?
No, that would be ridiculous!
Re: OY You lot, over here.
They mustn't use it around here- not on the sheep anyway- as some of the bumblebees are as big as buses.
Cargo bees, I reckon.
Re: Telecom Italia had such junk before...
Telecom Italia- they make BT look good.
Re: > now you can touch up hot models in REAL LIFE
Or 'inappropriate behaviour',,,
Re: I've heard .....
Not sure about the magnet feet, but I'm certain it has many more arses than that, working for it.
You do know you sound like the meaningless half of a loud guy's phone call we can all hear, no?
The next war- 2018?
The suit will just need to be good enough to withstand a "well regulated militia"... if the survivalists can be bothered.
"Because if someone leaks Chinese secrets..."
Won't they be totally different by the time the info gets back to base?
Why? Because on the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.
Re: Wee in your phone
What a U turn! Makes a change from taking the piss out of Gate's products...
Tramp smells of latent energy ---
I can see his sprunger!
Re: You're allowed more booze than that.
As the physician who was asked to provide the maximum *allowed number of alcohol units for consumption freely admits to pulling the number out of his arse, then it follows that any critique of a subject's drinking that relies on these units is by definition , bollocks; when applied to a fictional character, doubly so.
*All hail Nanny!
Re: "I truly would love to know what's under that ice crust..."
Tentacles, that's what. great bolshy big ones, too, I reckon.
They'll have yer, mark my words...
Compatibility testing is anathema to MS and their adherents these days.
Re: high end porta-johns...
Buzzer goes off, punter pulls up pants and looks down into hole, only to see a small child splashing there below.
"Funny," he thinks, "I don't remember eating that..."
Re: Spoilsport though I know I'm being...
The message is obvious.
Re: Watch yer backs
"companies are already swarming round it like flies to shit..."
Because it's already dead?
Re: iPad vs plastic trinkets
One is a garish plastic toy and the other one is a stimulating infant bauble....
Windows is only free-
If your time is worth the square root of fuck-all.
Re: I had to Google how to find the Control Panel...
"Right click the start button (bottom left hotcorner if 8.0)..."
With a finger ??
Re:Re: It may be harsh...
Send him a bricked XBone.
That is all.
This common phrase is due for it's own icon.
Re: On behalf of San Francisco natives everywhere...
Re: No, Liam, I won't be using a fondleslab as my primary computer.
Are you six, mmeier?
The wages of sin, and all that-
But still, a horrible way to go.
Re: Amazon Skeet
Isn't this a far more elegant solution than blasting away uselessly away at the sky like a drunken redneck?
How many failed Amazon deliveries would it take before I was allowed to call in an airstrike on the neighbours?
Huh. There are plenty of 'pieces of sporting equipment' that make good weapons;
even the target gun that you seem to despise would bring a new perspective to you if someone wrapped one around your ear.
Some people can kill you with almost anything, it just takes a little imagination.
Re: You CAN'T use it to distribute fake vouchers
Of course you can- it's not like fake money, where it HAS to be accepted, if the idea is to annoy the shop and/or the customer.
Re: "There are plenty of things to accuse MS of..."
"...being clueless about networking really isn't one of them"
Yes it is. As true now as it always has been.
NETBUI, NETBIOS; netbollocks.
Re: outlook.com too
Who would notice that? Spammers?
Re: just another conference
"What's not to like?"
What's not to like?? Manbearpig, that's who! You seem to have forgotten the whole point of these conferences- Manbearpig!
I'm super cereal!
Re: these fans ...
As do the bumblebee's wings...
"right minded American Redneck"
Where's the Oxymoron icon?
Re: Turn the debil off ...
You can't beat them.
But that's no reason to make it easy for them.
Re: Who to truly believe
"To overcome a force one utilises a greater force."
Unfamiliar with the concept of judo then?
As for the rest....
Can I get one-
With a bluetooth Cybertash?
Or better yet- a Bluebeard!
Talk about dream jobs...
- Vid Hubble 'scope snaps 200,000-ton chunky crumble conundrum
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
- Google offers up its own Googlers in cloud channel chumship trawl
- Interview Global Warming IS REAL, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't THERMAGEDDON
- Windows 8.1 Update 1 spewed online a MONTH early – by Microsoft