2638 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Meh- Mostly Cheshire. Southern softies, hardly grim at all.
Words fail me...
Re: continuing the trend
But if you use "Windows" they sic the DMCA on you.
So Winblows, Microsucks etc seem to be legitimate alternatives...
What you do when pissed.
Re: Have to laugh
"What's a lepricorn?"
One of the new Astrological signs for left handed people.
Or a side door?
“Insiders” have delivered “over 200,000” pieces of feedback.
A lot of keystrokes, there.
Re: Active Sites versus All Sites
"Microsoft have over a third of reported on web sites on the planet running IIS."
Just what is the colour of the sky on your planet, anyway? Most of the IIS servers that aren't just linkfarms are probably needed to host the 'help' files for the atrocious ribbon based Windows applications.
Or is it -
A GNU Herd thing?
Re: We've all been there
MS can't stop producing the Surface because of the 'tiles' concept.
Ballmer needs enough units to tile the roof of his stadium.
Re: Team America!
We are at war with the USA government. We have always been at war with the USA government.
Nice of them to finally tell us.
"I know that always working 16 hours a day without receiving overtime pay has taken its toll on my looks, but... if that's what is on offer, you can stick your job up your bum. I don't work for nothing. I'm an engineer, not an idiot."
Funny how you never see them both together...
Re: They should play to their real strengths...
and call it Microsoft Zero.
Re: speaking as a member of the cow-herd fraternity
And the lunar jumping over...
Can you hear that sound?
It's Windroids salivating and Fisher-Price Programmers rushing to comment.
Will they get here before the exploit is patched...
Re: And here we go again...
I suggest TOR honeypots filled with Stuxnet derivatives.
Let the FBI eat cake.
Still not ready for the desktop.
Re: ok then
IIRC there was once a ceratin type of high speed line printer that did tend to catch fire in the event of a paper jam.
Also, 8008 an early microprcessor, fnar fnar. ( only funny on a 7 segment display)
s there no end to this?
What can we do, apart to refuse to be part of it.
Re: dig ntlworld.com mx
" the Virgin problem is managerial rather than technical."
Sounds like another round of Technical Redundancies.
Re: From the archives, 1999
As if anyone would run an autonmous car on windows,nevermind Google.
Re: Just one question
Rockets are tall?
Re:fanboys. We should strangle them all and improve the species.
Er, that's you dead then.
Re: Great looking phone...
Thanks for using thw not used by command term 'metro ux.'
Really adds weight and credibility to your opinion...
Re: Collective Delusion.
Bald is a bona fide hair colour, too.
Re: Its no Rasberry Pi
Chalk and Cheese.
One is a fully fledged computer with myriad uses and millions (?) of users.
The other is a Windows SBC...
Re: Easy pezee
Thanks- here is your £143,000 retainer fee.
Re:same major incident plan
..."- they would put in place the same major incident plan that they use for natural disasters, terrorism or civil unrest."
Hide until the peasants are all dead.
85% of the City of London runs on claret.
As for what GCHQ runs on- who's bullshitting now?
Re: Total Inability To Support Usual Performance (TITSUP)
Absolutely! Best Heading and Acronym Evar!
Re: 512K Day?
640k is enough day for anyone!
That's what happens when you run a cloud on millions of Surfaces...
Re: Very interesting
Openreach? Twinned with Mos Eisley (q.v.)
But...it's Turkish coffee!!
Re: How about
Just like using it.
"Why does this need to connect with the car systems?...The basic idea of a HUD is good, just cut out all the other crap."
This my HUD...
Oo- cool! What does it display?
Anyone can play!
Murdoch is worse than ebola.
AOL, Adobe, Salesforce, Datalogix, Marketo, BlueKai, Criteo, Merkle and others
Are Merkle spying on Merkel?
Re: Well if you do wnat to orchestrate a DoS get the US Govt to organize it.
Where DoS == Denial of Sanity.
Re: "Surface is a B2B machine"
I did say 'box to bin'.
I didn't say I'd buy one of these.
I'm not that daft.
"Our CEO, CIO and a whole bunch of senior execs have been given a device and they love them."
This explains why the banking sector is covered in its own shit.
Re: "Surface is a B2B machine"
" I certainly don't feel so stupid that I couldn't get some use out of it."
But stupid enough to want to pay for one?
"Surface is a B2B machine"
Box to bin?
into the Shop... with more stuff too!
Re: How many doctors does it take to change a twitter user?
"> A study ... based on the case ... the five doctors wrote."
Isn't William Hartnell dead now?
Twitter worse than Cannabis!!
Mrs C did not have a history of psychosis in her family history and her occasional marijuana use was found to have not contributed to the condition.
Re: Product to Service
He did say 'popular products'
"There are only two industries that have no liability problems he said – religion and software-
– and this needs to change for the coding community."
Change for both would be even better
Re: Lost in Translation
Easier- Kill the artists. The more their work is 'pirated', the sooner they are killed. Soon the problem will solve itself!
Re: Sept 9 is day Mao died
"... and consigned 10's of millions of fellow Chinese to death by starvation and worse in the glorious name of a broken ideology."
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